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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Freeky on January 26, 2013, 07:06:05 AM

Title: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Freeky on January 26, 2013, 07:06:05 AM
This Turkey I would like to eat before it goes bad, but eating the same thing every day until it's gone, well, I'm not so desperate that this sounds appealing. Can I ask you lovely wonderful people for any suggestions on what to do with leftovers so I can eat it without getting bored? Also it would be nice to have suggestions that are simple in the way of ingredients. As basic as you can think. Please! <3
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Freeky on January 26, 2013, 08:29:42 AM
This is as good a thread as any to mention it, but I really love you spags who occasionally come post in recipes forum. This is a sepparate thought from the OP,  but you guys srsly have such good ideas and you are also awesome people.

Attribute this post to late night, over emotional ramblings that are the text equivalent of a good, solid, cuddle hug.

BE FEELING LOVED, YOU SEXY BEASTS OF CULINARY DELIGHT.
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: LMNO on January 26, 2013, 01:52:45 PM
Sandwiches, naturally
Soups (just swap chicken w/turkey)
Shredded turkey tacos/nachos
Casserole with root vegetables
Hash w/sweet potato
Salads w/dried cranberries

That should give you enough variety for a week of meals.
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Freeky on January 26, 2013, 04:01:49 PM
Eeee! :D thank you.
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Cain on January 26, 2013, 04:08:01 PM
Turkey and leek pie.

http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/turkey-recipes/turkey-and-sweet-leek-pie

As much of a muppet as Jaime Oliver can be, this is a really nice dish, and like he says, is so simple to make.  The chestnuts are not necessary, either.
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 26, 2013, 08:16:03 PM
Calzones make lots of stuff not suck. So do tacos.
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 26, 2013, 08:33:17 PM
Turkey bacon cheddar barbecue pizza.
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Freeky on January 26, 2013, 09:57:58 PM
^^^ NOM. ALL OF IT.
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 26, 2013, 10:42:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 26, 2013, 04:08:01 PM
Turkey and leek pie.

http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/turkey-recipes/turkey-and-sweet-leek-pie

As much of a muppet as Jaime Oliver can be, this is a really nice dish, and like he says, is so simple to make.  The chestnuts are not necessary, either.

I could eat turkey pie every day for months. Not at all kidding. That stuff never ever gets old.
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Cain on January 27, 2013, 12:10:07 AM
That pie was gorgeous.  I don't think I've ever had turkey pies before, so I'm not in a position to comment on them generally, but that in particular was really, really nice.  I ate it for about three nights in a row, huge steaming plates of the stuff, and I never tired of it.
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 27, 2013, 01:53:41 AM
This is making me want turkey pie!
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Freeky on January 31, 2013, 01:59:29 AM
Okay, new question.  How much is a rasher of bacon?
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: LMNO on January 31, 2013, 03:30:01 AM
I'm pretty sure it's a single slice or serving, but it's more a UK term so we should let one of those Belgians answer.
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 31, 2013, 06:09:19 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on January 31, 2013, 01:59:29 AM
Okay, new question.  How much is a rasher of bacon?

I always heard in was one serving, usually two strips.
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Cain on January 31, 2013, 09:26:44 AM
It just means a slice.
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Freeky on February 08, 2013, 04:21:09 AM
THAT IS NOT ENOUGH BACON! INDIGNANT :crankey:
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 08, 2013, 02:43:07 PM
That doesn't even cover the bread in a BLT.

I mean, yeah, Americans are conditioned to be fat turds, but WTF? Can't you guys eat four, anyway?
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Cain on February 08, 2013, 11:22:43 PM
Bacon is flavouring.  It's not the whole meal.

When it is the whole meal, you get...well, Americans.
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2013, 02:04:00 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 08, 2013, 11:22:43 PM
Bacon is flavouring.  It's not the whole meal.

When it is the whole meal, you get...well, Americans.

:lulz:  it's sad funny cause it's true.

Next time you have a whole turkey:
day 1: eat the bird. just carve off of it and eat it hot with cranberries and stuff
day 2: carve meat off for cold sandwiches with lettuce tomato pepper and mayo (bacon IS optional)
day 3: turkey a la king- strip off remaining meat, saute onion and celery in a fat like butter, add turkey meat, then some flour and stir till really weird and sticky. add seasoning (s&p, celery seed, marjoram) and milk until thick but creamy and not lumpy. serve on toast.
day 4: soup- throw all your scraps into a pot with veg and spice, make fucking soup. you know how to do this.
day 5: there is nothing fucking left, STARVE (unless you have leftover soup, then you can live)
Title: Re: I HAVE A FUCKING TURKEY. ALSO A QUESTION.
Post by: Freeky on February 17, 2013, 11:23:30 AM
Mmmmmmm!

Except for the starving part.