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Hi all! Wait, so...I'm Batgirl, if my enemy looks like that, right?

...I look good in glasses anyway.

Also yes my avatar is neat! I put my old username in my signature!

I think I remember you under that name.

Welcome back regardless!
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Last post by Bu☆ns on Today at 04:31:09 am »
Ryan Lizza
Anthony Scaramucci Called Me to Unload About White House Leakers, Reince Priebus, and Steve Bannon
He started by threatening to fire the entire White House communications staff. It escalated from there.


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On Wednesday night, I received a phone call from Anthony Scaramucci, the new White House communications director. He wasn’t happy. Earlier in the night, I’d tweeted, citing a “senior White House official,” that Scaramucci was having dinner at the White House with President Trump, the First Lady, Sean Hannity, and the former Fox News executive Bill Shine. It was an interesting group, and raised some questions. Was Trump getting strategic advice from Hannity? Was he considering hiring Shine? But Scaramucci had his own question—for me.

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I asked him why it was so important for the dinner to be kept a secret. Surely, I said, it would become public at some point. “I’ve asked people not to leak things for a period of time and give me a honeymoon period,” he said. “They won’t do it.” He was getting more and more worked up, and he eventually convinced himself that Priebus was my source.
“They’ll all be fired by me,” he said. “I fired one guy the other day. I have three to four people I’ll fire tomorrow. I’ll get to the person who leaked that to you. Reince Priebus—if you want to leak something—he’ll be asked to resign very shortly.” The issue, he said, was that he believed Priebus had been worried about the dinner because he hadn’t been invited. “Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac,” Scaramucci said. He channelled Priebus as he spoke: “ ‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.’ ” (Priebus did not respond to a request for comment.)

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Scaramucci also told me that, unlike other senior officials, he had no interest in media attention. “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” he said, speaking of Trump’s chief strategist. “I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.” (Bannon declined to comment.)


srsly though...the whole thing....
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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on Today at 04:30:56 am »
The Kellyanne Conway sex tape
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Bring and Brag / Yoga for Yahoos
« Last post by Bobby Campbell on Today at 03:57:13 am »
PM replied, with great enthusiasm!

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Hi all! Wait, so...I'm Batgirl, if my enemy looks like that, right?

...I look good in glasses anyway.

Also yes my avatar is neat! I put my old username in my signature!
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Hey Thera! I remember you, too! Your avatar, mostly.
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Also I wish I didn't find out I was trans in this presidency.

1.  Welcome back.

2.  You can judge your worth by who your enemies are.  Right now, your enemies are murder clowns.  With bad hair.  Could there actually be a better time to be alive?
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Principia Discussion / Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Last post by PoFP on Yesterday at 08:42:19 pm »
Wait a sec, do you eat a lot of Chipotle?

If so, I believe I have a diagnosis for you myself.

Not really, but when I do, I usually eat 2 burritos.

As your doctor, I suggest you stop.

Not even one. Not ever.

Haha, I was always under the understanding that Chipotle was actually pretty healthy compared to other places. I can't imagine it could be worse than Hot Head Burritos.
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Principia Discussion / Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Last post by Hoopla on Yesterday at 08:40:31 pm »
Wait a sec, do you eat a lot of Chipotle?

If so, I believe I have a diagnosis for you myself.

Not really, but when I do, I usually eat 2 burritos.

As your doctor, I suggest you stop.

Not even one. Not ever.
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Principia Discussion / Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Last post by PoFP on Yesterday at 08:36:32 pm »
Wait a sec, do you eat a lot of Chipotle?

If so, I believe I have a diagnosis for you myself.

Not really, but when I do, I usually eat 2 burritos.
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