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Sorry folks, the Pasta board has been interesting the past few weeks so I've been playing. Happy as a pig in shit to be honest. Looks like the flame war I got involved in (or perhaps started ) did some good. Not blowing my own Trumpet (tried, many times, just not big enough )
Had an ID fan and a xtian recently, plus a troll called bbctol - happy days
Catch you soon folks
Alchemist

Hunter. It was grammatically correct bullshit though. That's got to count for something. Ho hum, back to the battle at FSM, I seem to be causing problems with some members (not a noob there)

Noob to flame! Get your toasty noob here. Going once, going twice, I like licking on the thrice.
Well, that kind off states my inner demons. Please feel free to shout at me. I like a play as much as the next cottage pie, but I doubt I could feed the parsnips!

Cain. Sorry mate. Thought you were Bill on the FSM forum. I've confused the hell out of him with that too. Still, who cares?
Mr/Ms Magic. I need a good flaming. Saves on oil! Will be back in a bit. Do I need to oil myself with strange and erotic perfumes first?

Cain. Oh bloody hell. It's you isn't it? hahaha Talk about a small universe, or branching one

Don't worry. I've never quoted Pastafarian stuff. I doubt I'll change any time soon. I may be a noob here but I've been around a bit. Just think that people should find out about a site (read posts etc) before they settle into it! That's what I plan on doing.
Don't worry about slagging me off though. I've got very thick skin and big teeth. A few Pastafarians don't talk to me any more. Boohooo! Still, bugger 'em with a barge pole I say, but make sure the lube is warmed first.
Alchemist

AArgh. Too many smilies!

Thanks Cain. I think I'd better read all of it first There's nothing more irritating than a noob who hasn't read the bible. Not that that means I won't be irritating when I've read it

I can do the noodly appendages thing when I have to. Just prefer the skull fuck stuff

Oh, and ignore anything your posters, who post on FSM, say about me. I'm really quite a nice person. I'm kind to cats and dogs, only eat babies during the mating season and enjoy Macram?©.
See. Normal! Just reading The Book now. Will post again when I get a feel for things.
Take care folks.
Alchemist

Thanks Cain. The good fight knows no boundaries!

Thought this was as good a place to say hello as any!
Hello folks. I'm Alchemist, just having a trip over from venganza.org
I hope to see (?) you soon.