DEAR LOVELY LADIES OF PDCOM, DR. PANGO WILL NOW LIKE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL, ON ACCOUNT OF HAVING JUST WOKEN UP WITH MASSIVE BRAIN-BONER AND MUST NOW MAKE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE LOVE TO YOU LIKE THREE-LEGGED MOUNTAIN GOAT.
1. TOO MUCH TALK ABOUT 'WE ARE THIS' AND 'WE DO THAT' AND 'HERE IS NEW DEFINITION OF PDCOM FOR FASHIONABLE BITCHES.' SUCCESSFUL SCIENCE COLLEGES DO NOT WASTE CLASS TIME MUMBLING ABOUT HISTORY OF COLLEGE, JUST MAKE THE EXPLOSION IN SCIENCE LAB USING TEST TUBES AND NITRO-GLYCERINE. DO LIKEWISE FOR SUCCESS, PDCOM.
2. TROLLS ARE WINNING, PDCOM. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED. COMMUNITY IS STARVING. BUT BEST WAY TO RID FORUM OF TROLL INFESTATION IS TO BECOME FORUM OF TROLLS AGAIN. WHERE IS IRON TROLL BRIGADE? WHERE IS HIMEOBS? THESE HAVE BEEN LOCKED AWAY IN DUNGEON BY NEW, FRIENDLY, "DISCORDIA IS LOVE, MAN" HIPPIE TALK. PROBABLY NOT IRONIC ENOUGH FOR YOU HIPSTERS. THIS IS PROBLEM.
3. RELATED TO #2. DISCORDIA, IN FACT, HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOVE.
4. ALSO RELATED. DISCORDIANISM CANNOT BE EXPRESSED ON FACEBOOK. DR. PANGO DOES NOT KNOW WHERE HALF OF YOU PIGSWINE SPEND YOUR TIME ONLINE, BUT SUSPECT IT IS IN THE FACEBOOK. STOP IT, YOU ARE NOT HELPING ANYTHING BY TRYING TO LOOK COOL FOR PEOPLE WHO MADE FUN OF YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL.
OVERALL SYMPTOM OF PDCOM DISEASE: METAMETAMETAMETAMETITIS. THINGS LOOK SO SMALL WHEN YOU THINK SO BIG. SEE CRAMULUS THREAD ABOUT FRACTAL RELIGION: BEST WAY TO EFFECT CHANGE IN VIBE AT PDCOM IS TO CHANGE VIBE INSIDE YOUR OWN SELF. DR. PANGO SUSPECT THIS MEANS TURNING THE VIBE OFF COMPLETELY FOR A WHILE AND ALLOW BUTTHOLE TO RELAX A BIT.
ALSO, ANYBODY COMPLAINING ABOUT ALL THE CAPS CAN GO TO JUNGLE AND FUCK TIGER WITH SMALL LETTERS AND SEE WHO WINS. DR. PANGO NOT HERE TO BE FUNNY FOR YOU. IS MEDICINE, SO TAKE IT.
OR KILLME YOURSELF
1. TOO MUCH TALK ABOUT 'WE ARE THIS' AND 'WE DO THAT' AND 'HERE IS NEW DEFINITION OF PDCOM FOR FASHIONABLE BITCHES.' SUCCESSFUL SCIENCE COLLEGES DO NOT WASTE CLASS TIME MUMBLING ABOUT HISTORY OF COLLEGE, JUST MAKE THE EXPLOSION IN SCIENCE LAB USING TEST TUBES AND NITRO-GLYCERINE. DO LIKEWISE FOR SUCCESS, PDCOM.
2. TROLLS ARE WINNING, PDCOM. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED. COMMUNITY IS STARVING. BUT BEST WAY TO RID FORUM OF TROLL INFESTATION IS TO BECOME FORUM OF TROLLS AGAIN. WHERE IS IRON TROLL BRIGADE? WHERE IS HIMEOBS? THESE HAVE BEEN LOCKED AWAY IN DUNGEON BY NEW, FRIENDLY, "DISCORDIA IS LOVE, MAN" HIPPIE TALK. PROBABLY NOT IRONIC ENOUGH FOR YOU HIPSTERS. THIS IS PROBLEM.
3. RELATED TO #2. DISCORDIA, IN FACT, HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOVE.
4. ALSO RELATED. DISCORDIANISM CANNOT BE EXPRESSED ON FACEBOOK. DR. PANGO DOES NOT KNOW WHERE HALF OF YOU PIGSWINE SPEND YOUR TIME ONLINE, BUT SUSPECT IT IS IN THE FACEBOOK. STOP IT, YOU ARE NOT HELPING ANYTHING BY TRYING TO LOOK COOL FOR PEOPLE WHO MADE FUN OF YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL.
OVERALL SYMPTOM OF PDCOM DISEASE: METAMETAMETAMETAMETITIS. THINGS LOOK SO SMALL WHEN YOU THINK SO BIG. SEE CRAMULUS THREAD ABOUT FRACTAL RELIGION: BEST WAY TO EFFECT CHANGE IN VIBE AT PDCOM IS TO CHANGE VIBE INSIDE YOUR OWN SELF. DR. PANGO SUSPECT THIS MEANS TURNING THE VIBE OFF COMPLETELY FOR A WHILE AND ALLOW BUTTHOLE TO RELAX A BIT.
ALSO, ANYBODY COMPLAINING ABOUT ALL THE CAPS CAN GO TO JUNGLE AND FUCK TIGER WITH SMALL LETTERS AND SEE WHO WINS. DR. PANGO NOT HERE TO BE FUNNY FOR YOU. IS MEDICINE, SO TAKE IT.
OR KILL