TESTEMONAIL: Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.
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Grade school teacher... huh... interesting though! I don't know that I have it in me, but I do know I'd kick ass at it. THINGS TO CONSIDER.
dude
I would immediately find a willing chick, make babies with her, and move them to your school district if you became a schoolteacher.
BTW - did you see the 23ae post about the Eris Pageant? Somebody posted another pic of you from that con, the image was watermarked from CONGIRLS.ORG - I'm curious - did you post stuff there, or are horny fanboys uploading your pix to faptown?
I just see a white page with a pic of a llama and the text "herp a derp derp?"
And scribd won't let me download the PDF unless I log in, and I forgot my login.
Damnit scribd
I don't really know what's up and I don't really have the tech-savvy to hypothesize. Sorry!
) so I figure I'm just gonna hang these up at every rest stop I stop at and the con when we get there. The phone number on the tags goes to a rickroll.How it applies to N00bs:
Be honest, be clever, and hang the fuck on.
Exactly. Discordianism should require a hard hat, safety glasses, double-bagged condoms, and asbestos gloves.
for the OP. Although I do the majority of my posting in the fluff category, it is the presence of all five pillars in this forum that keeps me coming back. We got good shit here that you don't find elsewhere. We got good enough shit that I don't bother posting anywhere other than fluff unless I really think I have something really good to contribute--the majority of the posting that happens outside Fluff Land is really good stuff, and I think sometimes when we're complaining about fluff, we forget that people aren't posting other stuff because sometimes we don't know what to say or have something ready and we're self-editing so that when we do actually post, it's worthwhile.It's all true.
ALL.
TRUE.
Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.
S'ok Dok.
I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.
True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head. Ears are nature's spoilers.
The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.
And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.
I know I'm a newb, and I should probably lurk moar. But this is stupid. Why do my roommates want me to buy 4 liters of water when I can take my unlimited supply and boil it? And yeah, it's on me because I have today off. (I live in Eastern MA btw, and we have a water emergency). On the bright side my humanities homework is basically listen to Black Sabbath's paranoid and write about the importance of Heavy Metal. Not so bad after all.
Boil water, strain through muslin cloth to make it look clean, ??, prophet.
Welcome! Always good to have another person posting!
I agree with Payne. In the bad old days I wouldn't even log on with out 4 shots of espresso or a glass of whiskey.
