How it applies to N00bs:
Be honest, be clever, and hang the fuck on.
Exactly. Discordianism should require a hard hat, safety glasses, double-bagged condoms, and asbestos gloves.
I am printing up stickers AS WE SPEAK (well, AS SOON AS MY BOSS LEAVES FOR HER MEETING) that say "Life should require a hard hat, safety glasses, double-bagged condoms, and asbestos gloves." Because that is accurate.
Also,

for the OP. Although I do the majority of my posting in the fluff category, it is the presence of all five pillars in this forum that keeps me coming back. We got good shit here that you don't find elsewhere. We got good enough shit that I don't bother posting anywhere other than fluff unless I really think I have something really good to contribute--the majority of the posting that happens outside Fluff Land is
really good stuff, and I think sometimes when we're complaining about fluff, we forget that people aren't posting other stuff because sometimes we don't know what to say or have something ready and we're self-editing so that when we do actually post, it's worthwhile.
Like, our fluff is REALLY fluffy. But our good shit is SO GODDAMN GOOD. I think there's an interrelatedness there.