"Wife crashes her own funeral, horrifying her husband, who had paid to have her killed"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/05/wife-crashes-her-own-funeral-horrifying-her-husband-who-had-paid-have-her-killed/
I know what you married guys are thinking.
This is High Weirdness?
Mediocre Weirdness at best, I would say.