Quote from: Ratatosk on June 18, 2007, 05:17:03 PMQuote from: SBCU on June 18, 2007, 09:23:04 AM
WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Isn't there enough reality in the world that is weird and discordian enough? Why read this bullshit and start doing research on it, you might as well write your own theory. Include enough 'interesting' words and publish it as the all knowing fuck up of the century. Eris people, ERIS! There is no order, stop trying to make one. Yes yes, for you it sounds very interesting, all these orderly dimensions and brainwaves, and... AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Ah, but SBCU, to me your rant appears to risk falling to the Eristic Delusion, that is the perception that Order does not exist. Order, as much as Disorder appear as necessary and useful tools for the escalation of Chaos... they appear as the building blocks, as it were of Discord, Confusion and Bureaucracy. Look at the Sacred Chao, does it not contain both the Hodge and the Podge? Are not All Men, Women and Children Popes of Eris (either Popes of the Rising Podge or Popes of the Rising Hodge?)
A Lesson on the Sacred Chao
The Sacred Chao is made up of three visual elements. The first is the eternal symbol of balance, the yin and yang, the black and white, the male and female, the polarity of Everything. Inside the black field of this ancient symbol rests an emblazoned 'Golden Apple'. This is the Golden Apple that started the Trojan War, The Golden Apple of Eris. Unfortunately we don't have a definite answer on the exact type of Gold, some believe it may have been Acapulco. The third element is nested on the white field of the Chao. A Five-Sided Pentagon, the symbol of the Department of Defense (or the Dept. of Murder, War etc.)... as well as all good Bureaucracies everywhere.
"But what does it mean?" asked the student seeking enlightenment.
The Sacred Chao is the symbol of the universal balance between Disorder and Order. These are known to most Discordians as "The Hodge", symbol of the Disorder which touches every part of existence(even the parts that your Mommy said not to touch unless you were taking a bath). On the other side there is the Podge, symbol of Order, Bureaucracy, and Dogma.
The Sacred Chao is never in a perfect balance, or a static position. Indeed, it wobbles as each side struggles with the other. The secret to the power of the Chao is exactly that, understanding that an increase in one, will initiate an increase in the other. Every time the Government increases taxes or decreases freedoms, there is a proportional increase in tax evasion or in unlawful activity. When there is an increase in civil disobedience or rebellion, there is a proportional increase in the Police and Authority force, more freedoms are curtailed and the Sacred Chao wobbles from side to side.
An Example:
When bureaucracy placed the Great US Podge in the center of Middle Eastern affairs, we might say that they started to tip the Chao, the eventual retaliation by Hodge-sided terrorists tipped the Chao in the other direction. The recent US-led attacks in the Mid-East, notably Afghanistan and Iraq, was the direct result of the Pentagon Praising Podge People (which has 5 instances of the letter 'p', yet another proof of the Law of Fives), tipping the Chao again. The responses from insurgents (many of whom use Hodge like tactics in an effort to implement their Podge-ish Islamic Rule) is now balancing that.
On and on it goes, in every aspect of reality (or whatever you think is reality). Thus we can say that the universe is made up of a Hodge/Podge of order and disorder, in short Chaos. In fact if you cut an apple in half and look inside, you will see the seeds sitting in a 5 sided Pentagon, for within chaos is always a deeper Order. The same is true of Order, look closely at any government program, beneath the bureaucracy is chaos, pure and simple.
Remember that EVERY model is just a model, a map, a metaphor and can be True in Some Sense, False in Some Sense and Meaningless in Some Sense... including the 8-Circuit grid and Sacred Chao. If we discuss the 8-circuits as a map, a game of order or a model... that doesn't mean we think its an Authority on Truth. Its a way of examining the universe around us and the universe in between our ears. When you can master both Order and Disorder, you'll find that games on either side can escalate Chaos. If you only ever seek disorder, then you may miss out on lots of fun.
Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord
Muncher of the ChaoAcorn
Chatterer of the Words of Eris
POEE of The Great Googlie Mooglie Cabal
Okay... since I've got some experience with religions I think the most logical thing to do now is:
Form my own group, give it a weird name, ad some new 'old' texts and say it's the real PD.
Ad a history with druids, Qabalism, Rosicrucians, Eris, alchemy, Dr. John Dee, Blavatsky and Arthur Waite, which all helped me to find this real PD. Claim the 'newer' PD, which most people follow is only a misunderstanding... And say that in the end of the day the biggest misunderstanding is the inclusion of order in anything.
Or will I be kicked out now?