http://www.laweekly.com/2013-03-07/news/wells-fargo-typo-victim-dead-larry-delassus/
I think I just redefined my definition of hatred.
Oh ho the Wellth Fargo wagon ith a
comin' down the thtreet,
I don't know how I'd ever wait to thee...
It could be thumthin'' for thumone who is
No relation, but it could be...
Thumthin' thpecial
Juth fo' me
[drops dead]
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on March 09, 2013, 04:57:50 AM
Oh ho the Wellth Fargo wagon ith a
comin' down the thtreet,
I don't know how I'd ever wait to thee...
It could be thumthin'' for thumone who is
No relation, but it could be...
Thumthin' thpecial
Juth fo' me
[drops dead]
:lulz:
And that night a bunch of bankers went home depressed. Not because they harassed an innocent man until he died but because the status of the nameless, faceless ID number on their computer screens now read [DECEASED], and they knew they'd never get those thousands of dollars they thought they could steal from him.
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on March 09, 2013, 04:57:50 AM
Oh ho the Wellth Fargo wagon ith a
comin' down the thtreet,
I don't know how I'd ever wait to thee...
It could be thumthin'' for thumone who is
No relation, but it could be...
Thumthin' thpecial
Juth fo' me
[drops dead]
:lulz:
And they don't care. It isn't a blip on their radars.
QuoteThe night before, L.A. County Superior Court Judge Laura Ellison had indicated that she intended to side with Wells Fargo in a summary judgment.
What?
QuoteWells Fargo spokeswoman Vickee J. Adams expressed sympathy over his death. However, she added that, in light of Judge Ellison's indication that she planned to rule for Wells Fargo, "Given that there was no testimony or evidence to be presented at the hearing, there was no reason for Mr. Delassus to attend, and it is truly unfortunate that he was brought there."
Fucking
what?
"[...] if we do bring a criminal charge — it will have a negative impact on the national economy, perhaps even the world economy."
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(http://i.imgur.com/xQ8ZCzK.jpg)
TOO BIG TO FAIL :bsex:
So glad I stopped banking with them
He was lucky they don't have debtors jails anymore, or Wells Fargo probably would have demanded he be put in one.
No doubt a GEO Group jail (principal financial backer: Wells Fargo).
Quote from: Cain on March 09, 2013, 05:41:34 PM
He was lucky they don't have debtors jails anymore, or Wells Fargo probably would have demanded he be put in one.
No doubt a GEO Group jail (principal financial backer: Wells Fargo).
Posthumously.
Needs to serve his time. Be an example to the others.
I'm stuck with them for the time being due to the fact that they're the only bank around here that has a branch near Lex's dad to make support deposits and because my Veteran's benefits are routed there and switching banks puts a huge delay on their deposits because it has to go through this approval process where they send you confirmation letters and give you an opportunity to object.
Fucking hell. :sad:
I don't understand how the hell they went after this guy because of a typo in his address.
That's not how they work. You don't go by address, you go by social and account number.
What the actual fuck?!?
Is this a troll :x
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 04:06:20 PM
I don't understand how the hell they went after this guy because of a typo in his address.
That's not how they work. You don't go by address, you go by social and account number.
What the actual fuck?!?
Is this a troll :x
You're assuming that it was a mistake.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 04:06:20 PM
I don't understand how the hell they went after this guy because of a typo in his address.
That's not how they work. You don't go by address, you go by social and account number.
What the actual fuck?!?
Is this a troll :x
You're assuming that it was a mistake.
:horror:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 04:06:20 PM
I don't understand how the hell they went after this guy because of a typo in his address.
That's not how they work. You don't go by address, you go by social and account number.
What the actual fuck?!?
Is this a troll :x
You're assuming that it was a mistake.
:angrymob: <-- can we do this yet? can we? just burn them all down with the CEO's and VP's in them??
I would vote for any plan that does that, for the good of the species.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:24:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 04:06:20 PM
I don't understand how the hell they went after this guy because of a typo in his address.
That's not how they work. You don't go by address, you go by social and account number.
What the actual fuck?!?
Is this a troll :x
You're assuming that it was a mistake.
:angrymob: <-- can we do this yet? can we? just burn them all down with the CEO's and VP's in them??
YOU SHUSH. NASCAR'S ON.
/
:mullet:
Quote from: stelz on March 11, 2013, 08:18:01 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:24:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 04:06:20 PM
I don't understand how the hell they went after this guy because of a typo in his address.
That's not how they work. You don't go by address, you go by social and account number.
What the actual fuck?!?
Is this a troll :x
You're assuming that it was a mistake.
:angrymob: <-- can we do this yet? can we? just burn them all down with the CEO's and VP's in them??
YOU SHUSH. NASCAR'S ON.
/
:mullet:
:lulz:
WAIT. I mean :argh!:
Actually, that was perfect.
PAINFULLY fucking perfect. :cry: