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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: LMNO on November 22, 2011, 02:58:53 am

Title: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2011, 02:58:53 am
Ask me anything.
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 22, 2011, 02:59:33 am
Pineal?
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Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2011, 04:06:54 am
Dakota fish run jelly cubes!
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Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 04:58:48 am
Why would anyone ever want to date a stuffed vulture? A hawk, I can understand, but a vulture!?  :?
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Post by: trix on November 22, 2011, 07:32:39 am
Who accidentally the cheese whiz?
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 07:48:44 am
Am alphabet cubed mango steak? Holy wallflower manchester punk rock prom queens! Let's dance.
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Post by: Cain on November 22, 2011, 08:39:10 am
Tell me about the number 23, LMNO
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 22, 2011, 10:44:19 am
Speaking of numbers could you tell me how the 11:11 phenomenon works and what implication this has for 2012? And were these events set in motion on 11 November 1111 at 11:11:11 by an 11 year old?
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Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2011, 01:04:07 pm
Why would anyone ever want to date a stuffed vulture? A hawk, I can understand, but a vulture!?  :?

For the benefit of the clown shoes!  Nothing like a good dating clown shoe sock hop vulture time stuffing fandango!
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Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2011, 01:05:47 pm
Who accidentally the cheese whiz?

Cheeze whiz is sacred unto our Goddess, who confounds the cheese into whiz, and turns the hard into soft and the knife into nozzle. Hail to our pasturized cheese food product Goddess!
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Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2011, 01:07:27 pm
Am alphabet cubed mango steak? Holy wallflower manchester punk rock prom queens! Let's dance.

Singularity potsage stamp kindness -- Hoparound lollipop timing belt (Carl Rivers by the blood sausage).
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Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2011, 01:13:55 pm
Tell me about the number 23, LMNO

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Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2011, 01:14:49 pm
Speaking of numbers could you tell me how the 11:11 phenomenon works and what implication this has for 2012? And were these events set in motion on 11 November 1111 at 11:11:11 by an 11 year old?

FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Post by: Don Coyote on November 22, 2011, 07:03:15 pm
Pancakes dogging sausage?
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Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2011, 07:07:35 pm
Spaceshot pirahna flags fighting osprey!
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Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 07:33:43 pm
Crotchrot - what do?
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Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2011, 07:40:48 pm
MAEK YUOR THYME.
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Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 07:43:04 pm
MAEK YUOR THYME.
:horrormirth::lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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Post by: Lenin McCarthy on November 22, 2011, 07:55:09 pm
Consult your pineal gland, stupid. Wobblefish jellybean fnord.
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Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2011, 07:57:18 pm
GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE!  PUSHCART GOES VROOM!  DINGLEDANGLEDONGLE SAYS THE BULLOCKS!
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Post by: Cramulus on November 23, 2011, 12:43:12 am
single dick? It's not as if its going downtown. When
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Post by: trix on November 23, 2011, 04:22:48 am
WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR?
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2011, 09:56:25 am
single dick? It's not as if its going downtown. When

This is a bit haunting, actually.
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Post by: LMNO on November 23, 2011, 02:42:26 pm
What if all around is rainbows of disorder and not a
single dick? It's not as if its going downtown. When
apricots bleed into tortise shells, in advance of St Gulik's passing; this is Kaos!
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Post by: LMNO on November 23, 2011, 02:42:51 pm
WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR?

APRIL 23!
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Post by: ͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅ ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on November 23, 2011, 03:14:04 pm
Rector?
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Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2011, 03:14:17 pm
If a tree falls on a fnord what does the guy that cleans it up have for a last name?  Should he complain with pasta?
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Post by: LMNO on November 23, 2011, 03:31:06 pm
Rector?

Spector Vector Victor Picture Capture Culture Vulture Mulch-Her!
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2011, 03:31:29 pm
I WILL HAVE ALL OF YOUR GUTS FOR GARTERS.
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 23, 2011, 03:32:20 pm
Hey LMNO, can I puke in the corner there?
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Post by: LMNO on November 23, 2011, 03:33:11 pm
If a tree falls on a fnord what does the guy that cleans it up have for a last name?  Should he complain with pasta?

Pasta complains only yeild doughy responses that starch the tree so it misses the fnord and hits the grue who shouldn't even be in this sentence because it's not dark out.
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Post by: LMNO on November 23, 2011, 03:33:30 pm
I WILL HAVE ALL OF YOUR GUTS FOR GARTERS.

MASONIC SYMBOLISM!
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Post by: LMNO on November 23, 2011, 03:33:53 pm
Hey LMNO, can I puke in the corner there?

THE CORNER IS NO CORNER.
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 23, 2011, 03:38:22 pm
Hey LMNO, can I puke in the corner there?

THE CORNER IS NO CORNER.


I accept your challenge then.







                                                                                                                                                                                            corner here!
                                                                                                                                                                                                    :vom:
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Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2011, 03:45:45 pm
I WILL HAVE ALL OF YOUR GUTS FOR GARTERS.

MASONIC SYMBOLISM!

 :lulz:
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Post by: Placid Dingo on November 24, 2011, 11:55:58 am
I WILL HAVE ALL OF YOUR GUTS FOR GARTERS.

MASONIC SYMBOLISM!

 :lulz:

The masons maybe? If you consider it a form of symbolic worship. Me I try to retread my own reality tunnel and revive with lights and colour. Masons cant fck with a pickled fnord. Erisian mysteries are evident inthere own; they don't even know : all is chaos! Spectacular light, rainbow in a blender, the goddess prevailed and broke through the planters regarding dwarves lol.
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Post by: rong on November 24, 2011, 12:10:52 pm
Quote
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth
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Post by: morosa on December 04, 2011, 02:06:37 am
why marbles garble while they warble?
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Post by: rong on December 04, 2011, 02:32:48 am
but they don't fall down
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Post by: von on December 04, 2011, 08:39:32 pm
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Post by: morosa on December 04, 2011, 09:11:08 pm
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
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Post by: Phox on December 04, 2011, 10:01:20 pm
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
No, children should be delivered to me. Sandwiches go to LMNO.
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Post by: Faust on December 04, 2011, 11:47:16 pm
Is this the room for the prostate exam?
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Post by: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:37:31 am
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
No, children should be delivered to me. Sandwiches go to LMNO.
Can LMNO have my child's sandwich?
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Post by: Phox on December 05, 2011, 08:41:53 am
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
No, children should be delivered to me. Sandwiches go to LMNO.
Can LMNO have my child's sandwich?
GOOD QUESTION! I'll let LMNO handle that one.
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Post by: LMNO on December 05, 2011, 01:40:49 pm
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
No, children should be delivered to me. Sandwiches go to LMNO.
Can LMNO have my child's sandwich?

For the record, "child sandwich" is also known as "The Sandusky".

And, no.  DO NOT WANT.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 04:01:02 pm
I hate them, LMNO.  I.  Fucking.  HATE.  them.

And I have blowtorches and pliers available.

What do?
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Post by: LMNO on December 05, 2011, 04:03:54 pm
I hate them, LMNO.  I.  Fucking.  HATE.  them.

And I have blowtorches and pliers available.

What do?

THEY ARE TO BE CORRECTED.

IT IS YOUR MISSION TO CORRECT THEM. 

CORRECT THEM. 

CORRECT THEM.







PLEASE SEE MR CHOP AND MR SCRATCH FOR MORE INSTRUCTIONS.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 04:05:03 pm
I hate them, LMNO.  I.  Fucking.  HATE.  them.

And I have blowtorches and pliers available.

What do?

THEY ARE TO BE CORRECTED.

IT IS YOUR MISSION TO CORRECT THEM. 

CORRECT THEM. 

CORRECT THEM.







PLEASE SEE MR CHOP AND MR SCRATCH FOR MORE INSTRUCTIONS.

Gonna need more upside down people.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 05, 2011, 05:31:26 pm
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
No, children should be delivered to me. Sandwiches go to LMNO.
Can LMNO have my child's sandwich?

For the record, "child sandwich" is also known as "The Sandusky".

And, no.  DO NOT WANT.

My dad is from Sandusky.

I know why it's called that. :vom:
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 05, 2011, 09:27:05 pm
Actually it's a reference to the ex-assistant football coach at Penn St. who is an alleged kiddy-fiddler, but having been to Sandusky, your version works as well.

LMNO, answer me this:

Is it further to Providence than by bus?
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Post by: LMNO on December 06, 2011, 03:41:25 pm
LMNO, answer me this:

Is it further to Providence than by bus?

Only if you the entirety of Cranston.
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Post by: Cain on September 18, 2018, 08:22:11 pm
Bump
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Post by: LMNO on September 18, 2018, 08:38:13 pm
In my defense, I had quite a lovely and stable childhood.
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Post by: minuspace on September 18, 2018, 10:52:46 pm
You'd be surprised how we can change that. Of course it has been a treatable condition for some time, but that was from the before-times, when we were simply changing the future. It was child's play. Now we just change your past. It's a thankless job but I can't complain.
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Post by: LMNO on September 19, 2018, 12:59:41 pm
Florid sequestering of unstable terraformed plant-based entertainment.
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Post by: minuspace on September 19, 2018, 06:39:26 pm
Cleanup isle eight from my cold dead brands.

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Post by: Smillsoid on September 30, 2018, 08:58:55 pm
How many toes am I holding up?

a) 1
b) 22
3) 765,983,765,981,876

?
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Post by: LMNO on October 01, 2018, 12:40:57 pm
How many toes am I holding up?

a) 1
b) 22
3) 765,983,765,981,876

?

Baleen whale beyesian whispers, frantically.
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Post by: chaotic neutral observer on October 01, 2018, 01:41:31 pm
When I turn the grass widdershins, the earthworms warble plaintively.
Should I seek redress, or climb the boundless sky?
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Post by: LMNO on October 01, 2018, 03:42:16 pm
When I turn the grass widdershins, the earthworms warble plaintively.
Should I seek redress, or climb the boundless sky?

(https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/media/math/render/svg/15dc1f8043f6e6aa04cc43d6fe0599362aad6b25)
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Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2018, 05:11:44 pm
I am only capable of predictive text.
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Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2018, 05:12:49 pm
When I turn the grass widdershins, the earthworms warble plaintively.
Should I seek redress, or climb the boundless sky?

(https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/media/math/render/svg/15dc1f8043f6e6aa04cc43d6fe0599362aad6b25)

This is a family board, you Goddamn pervert.
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Post by: Eris Kallisti on January 13, 2019, 11:30:09 am
Math and Sausages  :fnord:
for the pineal gland :kingmeh: :horrormirth:
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Post by: Enrico Salazar on January 17, 2019, 05:50:29 am
Enrico once know man him who ever only eat pineal gland.

He still fart like every else one.
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Post by: LMNO on January 17, 2019, 01:03:10 pm
Good to have you back, Generalissimo.
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Post by: The Wizard Joseph on December 26, 2020, 02:41:46 pm
What? I hear the whipers and the the chewing is not on me. Inside me. The whispers feed on ME. I am a cabbage eaten while still rooted. I have no face! Dear Goddess they ATE MY FACE ALREADY! My jaws I must use my jaws.. But I am a cabbage.. There is no god to save a cabbage!! Yet they feed and they whisper blasphemous intimacies. I have no eyes left to me. The whispers burrow into my cabbage heart. I die. Sweet Eris I die!! With no arms to fight. They leave me my ears to hear but no mouth to SCREAM for they have filled it. A cabbage rotting while still rooted in the darkness.