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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordian Interview Project
« on: June 30, 2012, 06:13:41 pm »
Sounds like a thing to do, I'm in if you're passing through the Cleveland/Akron Ohio area!
News:
That line from the father's song in Mary Poppins, where he's going on about how nothing can go wrong, in Britain in 1910. That's about the point I realized the boy was gonna die in a trench.
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Propaganda Depository / Re: wantism: sadhana of this so-called existence
« on: May 19, 2012, 02:08:47 am »
Throw magnets at them and maybe they'll run away confused.
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Apple Talk / Re: Ernie the Production Supervisor has convinced me that angels & demons exist.
« on: March 28, 2012, 08:57:04 pm »It's a universal constant that anything that can possibly exist gets distracted by a nice ass.
In fact, this whole thread has helped to make my day.
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Apple Talk / Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« on: January 25, 2012, 04:54:41 pm »
EXAMPLE 10 Write an expression containing a single radical: (a^12)(b^5/6).
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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: January 18, 2012, 06:43:06 pm »Oh gosh Net! Glad you're alive.
Was it a stomach ulcer?
It most likely wasn't an ulcer. I had been taking a lot, but not excessive amounts, of ibuprofen last week which I now know weakens the lining of your stomach. There were two different doctors' opinions on what was bleeding, either my stomach or my esophagus (from barfing up such a large quantity of fibrous matter).
I just slept for about 18 hours, feel even better today and am preparing to go to work.
Again, thank you all for expressing your concern and support which was relayed to me yesterday by Cram.
I'm still composing a little debriefing that I'll post tonight after my shift is over, as well as responses to the superb posts that I don't have time right now to properly show my appreciation for.
I'm also still chuckling.
I'm glad to hear you're feeling better dude!
You win, btw.
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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: January 17, 2012, 03:20:54 am »from Net:
The Doc said I should be fine and that stomachs are pretty badass organs. I was just discharged.
Yay!
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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: January 16, 2012, 11:00:10 pm »
So, what are the totals so far?
I'm holding at 23 right now.
I'm holding at 23 right now.
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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: January 16, 2012, 10:04:45 pm »Text from Net:
"Hey Cram, Net here. Please inform the spags I started vomiting blood. I'm waiting to see a doctor right now. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Next message:
They're trying to keep me out of the ER. Gave me Zofram some sort of anti-nausea bollocks that dissolves under one's idiotic tongue.
SCROTE MERCIFUL FUCKWAD NET IS VOMITING BLOOD? HOLY GOD DAMN INSANE MEDICAL JIZZ PATROL THIS CONTEST ROCKS
HOLY ZOMBIE FUCK! Hope he's ok! Shit!
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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: January 16, 2012, 05:26:51 pm »
Oh, god, I forgot about the smell 
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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: January 16, 2012, 05:25:38 pm »
I'm taking a poo break, and have just shat 23 
cumsnarfing orange s worth of pulp. Suck it, trout-butt spelunkers!
cumsnarfing orange s worth of pulp. Suck it, trout-butt spelunkers!
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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: January 13, 2012, 06:10:57 pm »
I AM TOTALLY DOWN WITH MASS ORANGE MURDER ON MONDAY