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GASM Command / Re: Colbertgasm
« on: August 01, 2011, 09:00:34 pm »
It seems that SCIENCE! is the choice, in case anyone hasn't guessed. So take a stand! (I'm not sure how much longer the link will be up)
News:
Endorsement from MysticWicks: "The most fatuous, manipulative, and venomous people to be found here are all of the discordian genre."
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Apple Talk / Re: No, I'm not dead but...
« on: August 01, 2011, 02:04:54 am »
Sorry about your loss.
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GASM Command / Colbertgasm: superpac edition
« on: July 31, 2011, 02:47:59 am »
I know that this is short notice, but Stephen Colbert announced that he wants his superpac to stand for something, and he wants his fans to decide. Shall we try to sway the vote towards something discordy? Some ideas are:
SCIENCE! (thanks, Nigel!)
The strange times
The bavarian illuminati
De-immanentizing the Eschaton
There's a big yellow button to leave suggestions here:
Www.colbertsuperpac.com
Who's game?
SCIENCE! (thanks, Nigel!)
The strange times
The bavarian illuminati
De-immanentizing the Eschaton
There's a big yellow button to leave suggestions here:
Www.colbertsuperpac.com
Who's game?
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GASM Command / Re: Colbertgasm
« on: July 30, 2011, 09:03:56 pm »
possibilities:
The bavarian illuminati
The discordian society
The strange times
There are probably better ideas.
The bavarian illuminati
The discordian society
The strange times
There are probably better ideas.
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GASM Command / Re: Colbertgasm
« on: July 30, 2011, 08:53:22 pm »
Colbert wants to know what his superpac stands for, and he's asking his viewers. Can we hijack this by monday?
www.colbertsuperpac.com
There's a big yellow button that says "I stand for"
{edited for link}
www.colbertsuperpac.com
There's a big yellow button that says "I stand for"
{edited for link}
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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Pi is wrong; long live Tau!
« on: July 25, 2011, 02:51:56 pm »
No, it really doesn't. The only true benefit is saving space and energy when writing.
Ok, maybe someone also finds it easier to conceptualize.
Ok, maybe someone also finds it easier to conceptualize.
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Principia Discussion / Re: Official Discordian Document Numbering System REDISCOVERED!
« on: July 20, 2011, 09:45:44 pm »((btw there is another ODD# on this page, but the image is kinda small so I can't read it. I shall have to consult my hardcopy, which is at home))
It looks to me like O.D.D. IIb/vi,1;37D.VVM;3134, although it is fuzzy even when magnified.
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Principia Discussion / Re: Official Discordian Document Numbering System REDISCOVERED!
« on: July 20, 2011, 08:58:58 pm »
Could it be that the gaps were intentionally left blank to fill in later (or out of laziness)?
Also, on page 00017 of the 1st edition, there seems to be another rendition of the system.
Also, on page 00017 of the 1st edition, there seems to be another rendition of the system.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: TSA Hand Molestors find what they are looking for!
« on: July 09, 2011, 08:22:00 pm »
I believed it until I saw the name Percy Cummings.
Then, I slightly doubted it. Slightly.
Then, I slightly doubted it. Slightly.
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Apple Talk / Re: Discordian May Meatup 2011 - LOGISTICS
« on: June 02, 2011, 12:07:33 am »
I wish I had better planning and all in place to come. 
Now, is that party in Mexico in 2012 still on the table?
Now, is that party in Mexico in 2012 still on the table?
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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: April 09, 2011, 10:27:31 pm »
Seriously, it's like my body leached away all of the good parts of "scent of orange" and left "zombie citrus stench."
You're doing the smart thing. I, being a sick bastard, just had an orange-cranberry muffin. I'm not sure if it's some sort of fucked up spite or maybe just plain stupid for stupidity's sake, but I did.
You're doing the smart thing. I, being a sick bastard, just had an orange-cranberry muffin. I'm not sure if it's some sort of fucked up spite or maybe just plain stupid for stupidity's sake, but I did.
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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: April 09, 2011, 10:18:50 pm »
My shit. It smells like oranges 
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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: April 08, 2011, 09:11:13 pm »
Do you want to know why everyone is being calm?
It's because ALL OF THESE SPUNK MONKEYS KNOW THAT I AM THE SUPERIOR ORANGE CONSUMING MACHINE AND THAT I AM GOING TO WIN THE PRIZE*, FOR I'M GOING TO DEVOUR ANOTHER BAG TONIGHT LIKE THE FUCKING ORANGE EATING LEVIATHAN THAT I AM!
The prize, of course, being a two night stay in my bathroom.
It's because ALL OF THESE SPUNK MONKEYS KNOW THAT I AM THE SUPERIOR ORANGE CONSUMING MACHINE AND THAT I AM GOING TO WIN THE PRIZE*, FOR I'M GOING TO DEVOUR ANOTHER BAG TONIGHT LIKE THE FUCKING ORANGE EATING LEVIATHAN THAT I AM!
The prize, of course, being a two night stay in my bathroom.
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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: April 08, 2011, 08:56:31 pm »
10? 10? Oh, shit, time for me to reload, muthafucka!
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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: April 08, 2011, 08:15:44 pm »
I'm at 10, bitches! Gonna get another bag tonight.