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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« on: April 08, 2011, 04:24:41 pm »

7 ORANGES YUO SPAG MCMUFFINS.

Gonna need to reload my orange-sack full of juicy goodness.

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Apple Talk / Re: Friend me, you fuckos.

« on: January 08, 2011, 08:50:05 pm »

Old news for Roger, but for anyone else interested.

http://www.facebook.com/kahunagorilla

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Discordian Recipes / Fungi stuffed portabellas.

« on: January 03, 2011, 02:38:17 am »

Fungi stuffed mushrooms, bizniches!

2 cups spinach, lightly packed
1 cup sun-dried tomatoes
1/2 cup crimini mushrooms
...(tharr be more)1/2 cup shiitake mushrooms
8 oz. gorgonzola
4 portabella mushrooms
Some cooking oil (we used canola).

Chop up everything except the portabellas and gorgonzola. And the oil. Don't chop that up either. Lightly stir fry the chopped ingredients in the oil. Put inside the portabellas. Put the gorgonzola on top. Put the monstrous mushroom awesomeness in the oven at 350 F until the gorgonzola browns LIGHTLY. Eat.

DON'T throw away the juice! Use it for the rice or whatever else you're cooking this with! (we made rosemary flavored rice).

With better preparation, we would have used olive oil instead of canola. We also would have thrown some oyster mushrooms in the mix (1/3 cup of each shroom). Putting rice under the stuffing mix also was good.

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High Weirdness / Re: UVB-76 Strangeness

« on: December 29, 2010, 05:41:11 pm »

I think on wikipedia it said that the second half of this year was a busy time for the signal.

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High Weirdness / UVB-76 Strangeness

« on: December 29, 2010, 12:53:44 pm »

So yesterday (Dec. 28), a friend of mine was playing with some short wave stuff. He ended up scanning the UVB-76 frequency, details here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UVB-76


What it normally sounds like is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX3Q6vLsaOQ&feature=related


What my friend got is here:

http://www.youtube.com/user/tristanhearn#p/a/u/0/27K_JoTh5Lo

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Or Kill Me / Re: Killing=Wrong

« on: December 28, 2010, 12:48:09 pm »

Ah, militant vegans. As a vegetarian, nothing pisses me off more.

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Apple Talk / Re: Unbridled Punnery - which makes punnery very lonely

« on: December 23, 2010, 04:29:11 pm »

Please don't murder us for our puns, eventually we'll crow out of them.

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Apple Talk / Re: Diaspora

« on: December 21, 2010, 01:31:07 pm »

I'm curious, and I have three weeks to check this shiznit out. I'm game.

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Apple Talk / Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.

« on: December 13, 2010, 12:17:14 am »

I'd say that this calls for a GASM, but it seems like the mayor already had one.

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Apple Talk / Re: Slightly Used Tacos, $.50 Per Scoop.

« on: December 06, 2010, 03:48:44 pm »

After all, I am an artiste fartiste.

Fixed.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Discordian Propaganda Collection #1

« on: December 05, 2010, 10:27:08 pm »

Wait, we have e-mail accounts now?

Shit, I really need to start figuring out all the cool shit around here.

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GASM Command / Re: GASM: The ChaoSutra

« on: December 02, 2010, 06:08:14 pm »

Dil-Kwan-Do - this is a school of martial arts involving didoes. A practitioner wears a strap-on and holds a dildo in each hand. Sweep and trip moves are followed by grappling and penetration. In some parts of the world this is known as Japanese Sex Fighting

Dildo-chucks?

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GASM Command / Re: GASM: The ChaoSutra

« on: December 02, 2010, 05:40:23 pm »

1) requires a back story. Q) Why don't you eat out an 80 year old woman? A) ever open up a grilled cheese sandwich?

The chilli cheeseburger: take a crap on an 80 year old woman's cooch, then eat it out.

2) Alaska Bloodbath: Fuck a girl on her period, then have her throw ice cubes at your dick.

3) Never ending chilli bowl: pour 2 cups of chilli into someone's ass. Proceed to eat the chill out of their ass, then realise that you just ate 3 cups of chilli.

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High Weirdness / Re: Sweet Eris' Nipples. We have tastse buds in our Lungs.

« on: October 30, 2010, 05:14:05 am »

Science is fucking crazy. And awesome. This is some cool shit.

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GASM Command / Re: FoursquareGasm

« on: October 24, 2010, 09:26:19 pm »

Not yet. This was just a test of sorts to see if I could do this.