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Testimonial - Well it seems that most of you "discordians" are little more than dupes of the Cathedral/NWO memetic apparatus after all -- "freethinkers" in the sense that you are willing to think slightly outside the designated boxes of correct thought, but not free in the sense that you reject the existence of the boxes and seek their destruction.

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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: <-<Link to a great fucking song>->
November 05, 2014, 03:38:03 PM
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Extra, extra read all about it, A Cashier Jaws Nighty! Customer arrested and suing the supermarket! Elmer Nupintly went to the local market dressed in his wife's nightgown and while paying for his groceries was viciously attacked by the teeth and jaws of a horny drunken store employee. Police were called and everyone was arrested, hangings at noon tomorrow. God bless  Americur!
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Principia Discussion / Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
November 04, 2014, 06:43:57 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 31, 2014, 09:48:51 AM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM

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We don't say "dwarf".  We say "little planet".

Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

Yeah, well, so is your mother.

My mother was an amazon queen who was burned at the stake by jon swift after she was offended by his offensive essays on height, She was also of irish ancestry and offend by his ideas about what the irish should do with their babies. The moral of the story is not to be offended by anything no matter how offensive it is because fork it. That's why.
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Principia Discussion / Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM

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We don't say "dwarf".  We say "little planet".
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Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.
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Principia Discussion / Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
October 30, 2014, 10:20:11 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 30, 2014, 10:16:43 PM
How much gin is in 1L of gin?


Enough for me to make 2 gin and tonics. Happy Halloween!
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Principia Discussion / Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
October 30, 2014, 10:14:36 PM
Hello

I found out about Discordianityism today after finding about a ginormoplanet named Eris and its moon, Dysnomer. Trying to find more internetinfo about these places led me to some interesting websites. I read this Principa Dontcordium book, and now i do believe I  have solved the mystery.

Why type here? I don't know, so much of Discordianity would have been absolute nonsense 1 year ago. Today, so much was nonsense...

Correction it was a dwarf planet and the moon is Dysnomia. I just double checked to see if the whole thing was a prank. Fnord?
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