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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mangrove on September 01, 2009, 07:00:16 pm

Title: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Mangrove on September 01, 2009, 07:00:16 pm

Bolded for  :horrormirth:


The Duggars Expecting 19th Child
Tue Sep 1, 6:05 AM PDT
 
TV's biggest reality family is getting bigger.

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of TLC's "18 Kids and Counting" are expecting their 19th child, People reported.

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"We are so thrilled," Michelle, 42, told the mag. "We just couldn't believe it is happening."

Michelle is expected to give birth five months after daughter-in-law Anna gives birth to the Duggar's first grandchild.
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Anna, 21, is expecting a girl next month with the Duggars' oldest son, Joshua, 21.

"I love all of this, it is so fun," Michelle said. "Anna and I will have babies five months apart. My mother and my sister were pregnant at the same time and it was really wonderful. The kids were really close and still are. I have a nephew who grew up with me, we're just three months apart."

Michelle also told the mag that her 19th pregnancy came as a surprise.

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"I was in Weight Watchers with Jim Bob and I wasn't losing any weight," she said. "I couldn't figure it out. I was doing what I should. And the baby, who was nursing, was fussy. I kept thinking, 'This isn't right. She isn't teething, she doesn't have an ear infection. I'm not cheating on my diet, I should be losing weight.' Then, I put two and two together and wondered if I could possibly be pregnant."


 :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

YOU HAVE REGULAR, UNPROTECTED SEX ON PURPOSE OWING TO YOUR RELIGIOUS CONVICTIONS TO BE 'FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY.'

YOU HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING CONTRACT WITH A TELEVISION COMPANY TO PRODUCE A SHOW, THE SOLE PREMISE OF WHICH IS THE FACT THAT YOU ARE EXTREMELY PROLIFIC IN THE CHILDREARING DEPARTMENT.

AND YET, YOU DIDN'T FIGURE OUT YOU WERE FUCKING PREGNANT!!?????

 :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:02:23 pm

THERE AREN'T ENOUGH MONKEYS ON THIS PLANET!   :lulz:

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Mangrove on September 01, 2009, 07:06:33 pm

PS

The man fathering all this mushy headed cracker spawn is called JIM BOB.

No further comment required.

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:07:20 pm

Quote from: Mangrove on September 01, 2009, 07:06:33 pm

PS

The man fathering all this mushy headed cracker spawn is called JIM BOB.

No further comment required.

By now her chromosomes are probably mashed flat, and the kid will look like, well...

http://members.on.nimp.org

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Cramulus on September 01, 2009, 07:08:52 pm

wow I ALMOST clicked that



IDIOCRACY ITT

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Richter on September 01, 2009, 07:10:04 pm

Her Vs. Octomom. On pay-per-view

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Mangrove on September 01, 2009, 07:10:28 pm

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:07:20 pm

Quote from: Mangrove on September 01, 2009, 07:06:33 pm

PS

The man fathering all this mushy headed cracker spawn is called JIM BOB.

No further comment required.

By now her chromosomes are probably mashed flat, and the kid will look like, well...

http://members.on.nimp.org

 :lulz:

I totally clicked that and it made my browser go splodey.

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Remington on September 01, 2009, 07:14:17 pm

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:07:20 pm

Quote from: Mangrove on September 01, 2009, 07:06:33 pm

PS

The man fathering all this mushy headed cracker spawn is called JIM BOB.

No further comment required.

By now her chromosomes are probably mashed flat, and the kid will look like, well...

http://members.on.nimp.org

Wow, thanks for the browser rape + goatse.

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 07:17:18 pm

Heh.


Every so often, the boards need reminding that all links should not be trusted....



..But to be fair, he did give obvious fair warning.

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:26:52 pm

Quote from: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 07:17:18 pm

Every so often, the boards need reminding that all links should not be trusted....

I like to help people.   :)

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Remington on September 01, 2009, 07:32:11 pm

Quote from: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 07:17:18 pm

Heh.


Every so often, the boards need reminding that all links should not be trusted....



..But to be fair, he did give obvious fair warning.

A NSFW link would have been nice. Some people browse PD from work  :argh!:

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:35:31 pm

Quote from: Havok on September 01, 2009, 07:32:11 pm

Quote from: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 07:17:18 pm

Heh.


Every so often, the boards need reminding that all links should not be trusted....



..But to be fair, he did give obvious fair warning.

A NSFW link would have been nice. Some people browse PD from work  :argh!:

Sorry 'bout that. 

Technically, though, it isn't pornography.

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Captain Utopia on September 01, 2009, 07:40:43 pm

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:07:20 pm

hxxp://members.on.nimp.org

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/crankey.gif)

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Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 07:40:57 pm

Quote from: Havok on September 01, 2009, 07:32:11 pm

Quote from: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 07:17:18 pm

Heh.


Every so often, the boards need reminding that all links should not be trusted....



..But to be fair, he did give obvious fair warning.

A NSFW link would have been nice. Some people browse PD from work  :argh!:

It would behoove you to assume all PD links are NWS.

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:41:52 pm

Quote from: fictionpuss on September 01, 2009, 07:40:43 pm

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:07:20 pm

hxxp://members.on.nimp.org

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/crankey.gif)

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It's moments like this that make the interbutts worth having.   :)

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Mangrove on September 01, 2009, 07:42:36 pm

Serves me right. I was using the internet when I should've been downstairs getting some lunch.

Low blood sugar = bad decision making.

In fact, if I had been smart and eaten sooner, instead of clicking dumb links (the one about the 19 children that is), I probably wouldn't have gotten so angry.

Oh well...at least I know that my Macafee 'web browse advisor' works.

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 07:43:33 pm

Quote from: fictionpuss on September 01, 2009, 07:40:43 pm

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:07:20 pm

hxxp://members.on.nimp.org

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/crankey.gif)

:argh!: [move][move] :argh!: [/move][/move] [move] :argh!: [/move]

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It would behoove you to assume all PD links will murder your computer in broad daylight.

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:45:56 pm

Quote from: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 07:43:33 pm

It would behoove you to assume all PD links will murder your computer in broad daylight.

It would behoove you to assume all PD links are that BAD kinda priest.

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Richter on September 01, 2009, 08:02:14 pm

It would behoove all of you to wipe your browsing history.  If the masses knew what you were up to, they'd run yuo down and beat you to death in the streets.

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Mangrove on September 01, 2009, 08:03:44 pm

It behooves us all to behoove things.

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 08:13:54 pm

"I'M THE BEHOOVER!"

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Cramulus on September 01, 2009, 08:15:16 pm

                          behoove yourselves
                                                    \
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/WATCHITBUDDY.jpg)

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 08:20:42 pm

Behoove yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances win or loser
  \
(http://planete.qc.ca/quisuisje/images/jon-anderson-yes.jpg)








(that one's for suu)

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 08:36:24 pm

Mang, I hate you.  :argh!:

Kai,

Was hoping never to hear about first world families over 3 kids ever again.  :x :x

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Triple Zero on September 01, 2009, 10:48:21 pm

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:35:31 pm

Quote from: Havok on September 01, 2009, 07:32:11 pm

Quote from: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 07:17:18 pm

Heh.


Every so often, the boards need reminding that all links should not be trusted....



..But to be fair, he did give obvious fair warning.

A NSFW link would have been nice. Some people browse PD from work  :argh!:

Sorry 'bout that. 

Technically, though, it isn't pornography.

you sure? cause I havent checked it too often (wonder why), but as far as I know, whatever you get to see there is randomized kind of. or maybe they change it every once in a while, i dunno. all I know is one time (when I saw it) it was shouting "IM WATCHING GAY PORN IM WATCHING GAY PORN", but the time I joined Idem and Malachite on a stickam trolling run we had the fortune of the guy being on the phone while clicking the link and describing it to his friend as something to do with dead babies or something.

either way, well played :)

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 10:52:34 pm

Quote from: Triple Zero on September 01, 2009, 10:48:21 pm

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:35:31 pm

Quote from: Havok on September 01, 2009, 07:32:11 pm

Quote from: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 07:17:18 pm

Heh.


Every so often, the boards need reminding that all links should not be trusted....



..But to be fair, he did give obvious fair warning.

A NSFW link would have been nice. Some people browse PD from work  :argh!:

Sorry 'bout that. 

Technically, though, it isn't pornography.

you sure? cause I havent checked it too often (wonder why), but as far as I know, whatever you get to see there is randomized kind of. or maybe they change it every once in a while, i dunno. all I know is one time (when I saw it) it was shouting "IM WATCHING GAY PORN IM WATCHING GAY PORN", but the time I joined Idem and Malachite on a stickam trolling run we had the fortune of the guy being on the phone while clicking the link and describing it to his friend as something to do with dead babies or something.

either way, well played :)

No, I'm not sure.  Most times I just get the Harlequin Baby pic.

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Mangrove on September 02, 2009, 02:21:11 am

Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 08:36:24 pm

Mang, I hate you.  :argh!:

Kai,

Was hoping never to hear about first world families over 3 kids ever again.  :x :x

Now you know what happens when I don't have regular meals.

You've been warned.

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 02, 2009, 06:30:20 am

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU SONOFABITCH!



you. will. pay.
          \
(http://www.buzzyworld.com/zim/images/char_gaz.jpg)

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 02, 2009, 07:17:52 am

also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pth907NYEbg

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 02, 2009, 11:30:21 am

Quote from: Squid on September 02, 2009, 07:17:52 am

also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pth907NYEbg

i once tried to count the kids in the sketch, but I cant remember, and from the commentary, apparently there were 30 kids going round in circles.

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 02, 2009, 05:46:25 pm

Quote from: Squid on September 02, 2009, 06:30:20 am

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU SONOFABITCH!



you. will. pay.
 

I'VE BEEN A BAD, BAD MONKEY.

I NEED DISCIPLINE!

Title: Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
Post by: The Open Bar on March 07, 2022, 06:46:12 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Duggar

So..uh...yeah.