I have no idea what's going on.
And suddenly I have 15 posts. Dementia must be flaring up again.
Well, no, see GIGGLES decided to go "under the hood" of the post-count machine, and let us just say, he gummed up the works.
Can I be a moderator?
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 03:21:20 AM
Can I be a moderator?
You have to PM Mgt and ask to be a mod. All that stuff is handled behind the scenes, as it were.
Oh, I thought there was like a dance or something I had to do.
Nevermind.
That's how you gain access to the super secret forum. Make it pretty :hashishim:
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 03:53:16 AM
Oh, I thought there was like a dance or something I had to do.
Nevermind.
Offer that idea to Mgt. I'm sure they'd love it. :)
Sent.
Uh oh. You should never trust CPD.
Quote from: Juana Go? on March 11, 2013, 04:48:34 AM
Uh oh. You should never trust CPD.
Ok, I'll trust you now.
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 03:08:09 AM
I have no idea what's going on.
You'll fit right in.
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 03:21:20 AM
Can I be a moderator?
The only forum that hasn't already got moderation is the secret pogs forum.
And I wouldn't wish that on a new guy.
Hell of a fuckin thing, pogs.
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 03:21:20 AM
Can I be a moderator?
Ok, you're a moderator. What's you're decree?
Wait...
he PM'd the MGT???
:scared:
It's a good thing this isn't obviously a FB discordian or anything. :lulz:
HOLA, MILES HIGH!
\
:wave:
well.
someone doesn't pay attention
*cough cough me cough*
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:35:30 PM
well.
someone doesn't pay attention
*cough cough me cough*
Squiddy, you have just GOT to check out "The Discordian Society" on Facebook.
You'll crap your spleen out, in ragemirth.
I don't know man.
I hate people enough as it is. This might just send me spiraling into one of those rage kill modes.
And being at work, it's all the more easier to light that fuse.
I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:40:19 PM
I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?
No.
They're a self-
parody of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers. If you suggest that Discordianism is more than cracking endless hot dog jokes, etc, half a dozen of them will stalk you endlessly, telling you that you're a FAKE DISCORDIAN and a GREYFACE.
If Steve or Matt Kilbe answer you, rile them up and then hit the block button. Drives them fucking batshit.
oh fuck's sake.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mahxnhYTXM1r5yz68.gif)
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:56:50 PM
oh fuck's sake.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mahxnhYTXM1r5yz68.gif)
They are your lawful prey, Squiddy.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 06:45:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:40:19 PM
I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?
No.
They're a self-parody of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers. If you suggest that Discordianism is more than cracking endless hot dog jokes, etc, half a dozen of them will stalk you endlessly, telling you that you're a FAKE DISCORDIAN and a GREYFACE.
If Steve or Matt Kilbe answer you, rile them up and then hit the block button. Drives them fucking batshit.
Ugh. They sound so charming.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 11, 2013, 07:11:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 06:45:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:40:19 PM
I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?
No.
They're a self-parody of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers. If you suggest that Discordianism is more than cracking endless hot dog jokes, etc, half a dozen of them will stalk you endlessly, telling you that you're a FAKE DISCORDIAN and a GREYFACE.
If Steve or Matt Kilbe answer you, rile them up and then hit the block button. Drives them fucking batshit.
Ugh. They sound so charming.
Yep. It's like a whole board full of Eldoras and Hughs.
And I can tell you another thing: Despite the fact that 6 of them regged inside of two days, despite the fact that Miles High is so committed to his habit that he has to refer to it in every moniker, despite the fact that obvious troll thread is obvious, 90% of the posts on PD over the next few days or weeks will be regulars posting at them in an effort to tell them how lame they are, which is DUMB because they already KNOW they're lame, because they're PINEALISTS.
And the content, which has been slowly edging up from zero, will go right back in the pooper.
This is 169% guaranteed. We can't help ourselves. Good thing we're not IDIOTS like they are, or anything.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 07:14:30 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 11, 2013, 07:11:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 06:45:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:40:19 PM
I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?
No.
They're a self-parody of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers. If you suggest that Discordianism is more than cracking endless hot dog jokes, etc, half a dozen of them will stalk you endlessly, telling you that you're a FAKE DISCORDIAN and a GREYFACE.
If Steve or Matt Kilbe answer you, rile them up and then hit the block button. Drives them fucking batshit.
Ugh. They sound so charming.
Yep. It's like a whole board full of Eldoras and Hughs.
And I can tell you another thing: Despite the fact that 6 of them regged inside of two days, despite the fact that Miles High is so committed to his habit that he has to refer to it in every moniker, despite the fact that obvious troll thread is obvious, 90% of the posts on PD over the next few days or weeks will be regulars posting at them in an effort to tell them how lame they are, which is DUMB because they already KNOW they're lame, because they're PINEALISTS.
And the content, which has been slowly edging up from zero, will go right back in the pooper.
This is 169% guaranteed. We can't help ourselves. Good thing we're not IDIOTS like they are, or anything.
Hur hur! That'll learn 'em good! Comin' here and muckin' up our board! We'll muck it up even WORSE just to show 'em we don't care none, hur hur hur!
Or something.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 11, 2013, 07:18:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 07:14:30 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 11, 2013, 07:11:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 06:45:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:40:19 PM
I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?
No.
They're a self-parody of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers. If you suggest that Discordianism is more than cracking endless hot dog jokes, etc, half a dozen of them will stalk you endlessly, telling you that you're a FAKE DISCORDIAN and a GREYFACE.
If Steve or Matt Kilbe answer you, rile them up and then hit the block button. Drives them fucking batshit.
Ugh. They sound so charming.
Yep. It's like a whole board full of Eldoras and Hughs.
And I can tell you another thing: Despite the fact that 6 of them regged inside of two days, despite the fact that Miles High is so committed to his habit that he has to refer to it in every moniker, despite the fact that obvious troll thread is obvious, 90% of the posts on PD over the next few days or weeks will be regulars posting at them in an effort to tell them how lame they are, which is DUMB because they already KNOW they're lame, because they're PINEALISTS.
And the content, which has been slowly edging up from zero, will go right back in the pooper.
This is 169% guaranteed. We can't help ourselves. Good thing we're not IDIOTS like they are, or anything.
Hur hur! That'll learn 'em good! Comin' here and muckin' up our board! We'll muck it up even WORSE just to show 'em we don't care none, hur hur hur!
Or something.
Yep. When people line up to tell idiots that they're idiots, it becomes really hard to tell who's who.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 07:19:04 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 11, 2013, 07:18:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 07:14:30 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 11, 2013, 07:11:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 06:45:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:40:19 PM
I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?
No.
They're a self-parody of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers. If you suggest that Discordianism is more than cracking endless hot dog jokes, etc, half a dozen of them will stalk you endlessly, telling you that you're a FAKE DISCORDIAN and a GREYFACE.
If Steve or Matt Kilbe answer you, rile them up and then hit the block button. Drives them fucking batshit.
Ugh. They sound so charming.
Yep. It's like a whole board full of Eldoras and Hughs.
And I can tell you another thing: Despite the fact that 6 of them regged inside of two days, despite the fact that Miles High is so committed to his habit that he has to refer to it in every moniker, despite the fact that obvious troll thread is obvious, 90% of the posts on PD over the next few days or weeks will be regulars posting at them in an effort to tell them how lame they are, which is DUMB because they already KNOW they're lame, because they're PINEALISTS.
And the content, which has been slowly edging up from zero, will go right back in the pooper.
This is 169% guaranteed. We can't help ourselves. Good thing we're not IDIOTS like they are, or anything.
Hur hur! That'll learn 'em good! Comin' here and muckin' up our board! We'll muck it up even WORSE just to show 'em we don't care none, hur hur hur!
Or something.
Yep. When people line up to tell idiots that they're idiots, it becomes really hard to tell who's who.
I'm sure. This is part of the reason I never got into the Facebook thing or have an account.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 11, 2013, 07:20:42 PM
I'm sure. This is part of the reason I never got into the Facebook thing or have an account.
We do just fine right here, each and every time a troll wanders in.
Just saying.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 07:21:15 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 11, 2013, 07:20:42 PM
I'm sure. This is part of the reason I never got into the Facebook thing or have an account.
We do just fine right here, each and every time a troll wanders in.
Just saying.
Well then I guess if I won't join Facebook for the idiot-fest, I shouldn't participate in idiot-fests on PD. Sigh. I think I'll just SHUT UP and GO OUTSIDE instead. Time to take a walk!
is it not an enjoyed activity by the subset of the regular posters that pile on the trolls?
i mean, i generally don't take much part in the hulabaloo when this happens, but i watch the mayhem as it sticks to the top of the forum and it seems that some people really appear to like it based on the spike in post count...
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on March 11, 2013, 07:29:03 PM
is it not an enjoyed activity by the subset of the regular posters that pile on the trolls?
i mean, i generally don't take much part in the hulabaloo when this happens, but i watch the mayhem as it sticks to the top of the forum and it seems that some people really appear to like it based on the spike in post count...
And what does THAT say?
You know what? Never mind.
May as well get mad at the sun for rising. See you guys later. Tomorrow or something. Have fun showing the noobs how much smarter we are.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 06:45:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:40:19 PM
I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?
No.
They're a self-parody of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers. If you suggest that Discordianism is more than cracking endless hot dog jokes, etc, half a dozen of them will stalk you endlessly, telling you that you're a FAKE DISCORDIAN and a GREYFACE.
If Steve or Matt Kilbe answer you, rile them up and then hit the block button. Drives them fucking batshit.
And race trolls. You forgot "LOL N-" x 1000.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:40:19 PM
I don't know man.
I hate people enough as it is. This might just send me spiraling into one of those rage kill modes.
And being at work, it's all the more easier to light that fuse.
I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?
Worse.
Seriously, it's the very bottom of the barrel over there. But definitely rile up Steve and then block him, it's the only thing that makes being there fun.
It's kind of like TOTSE on bath salts.
Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 12:00:15 AM
It's kind of like TOTSE on bath salts.
:lulz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA it so IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS though!
Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 12:00:15 AM
It's kind of like TOTSE on bath salts.
:lulz::potd: :lulz:
I ever tell you guys how I got banned on Totse? The first Totse?
No...spill!
And :thanks:
Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 02:48:46 AM
No...spill!
And :thanks:
I posted a Chef Diesel troll. I stated that I was 4'2", 220 pounds, and benched a whopping 60 pounds. Then I threatened to kick everyone's ass. Suddenly, everyone was an ex-varsity football player, kickboxer, and weapons expert. This went on for approximately 80 pages in three hours, with ONE (1) guy interjecting "This guy's probably 6' tall, you dumbasses", and EVERYONE else jockeying to respond to the tiny fat threat.
Every time things would die down, I'd make some comment like:
Short Order Chef (me): "You bastards are all assholes! You're as bad as those kids back in school who made fun of my eyes!"
Some guy: "What the hell is wrong with your eyes?"
SOC: "SHUT UP!".
Eventually, Superhornet, one of the mods, demanded a pic, so I sent him to Nero_online, which is a browser bomb that opens windows of male homosexual porn at a rate of 90/minute, ramps up your speakers, and bellows out, "HEY EVERYONE! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!"
I was banned, and unlike most bannings, it was PERMANENT, until the eventual death of Totse and the subsequent abortion that is totse2.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2013, 02:54:11 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 02:48:46 AM
No...spill!
And :thanks:
I posted a Chef Diesel troll. I stated that I was 4'2", 220 pounds, and benched a whopping 60 pounds. Then I threatened to kick everyone's ass. Suddenly, everyone was an ex-varsity football player, kickboxer, and weapons expert. This went on for approximately 80 pages in three hours, with ONE (1) guy interjecting "This guy's probably 6' tall, you dumbasses", and EVERYONE else jockeying to respond to the tiny fat threat.
Every time things would die down, I'd make some comment like:
Short Order Chef (me): "You bastards are all assholes! You're as bad as those kids back in school who made fun of my eyes!"
Some guy: "What the hell is wrong with your eyes?"
SOC: "SHUT UP!".
Eventually, Superhornet, one of the mods, demanded a pic, so I sent him to Nero_online, which is a browser bomb that opens windows of male homosexual porn at a rate of 90/minute, ramps up your speakers, and bellows out, "HEY EVERYONE! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!"
I was banned, and unlike most bannings, it was PERMANENT, until the eventual death of Totse and the subsequent abortion that is totse2.
WELL. FUCKING. PLAYED. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2013, 02:54:11 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 02:48:46 AM
No...spill!
And :thanks:
I posted a Chef Diesel troll. I stated that I was 4'2", 220 pounds, and benched a whopping 60 pounds. Then I threatened to kick everyone's ass. Suddenly, everyone was an ex-varsity football player, kickboxer, and weapons expert. This went on for approximately 80 pages in three hours, with ONE (1) guy interjecting "This guy's probably 6' tall, you dumbasses", and EVERYONE else jockeying to respond to the tiny fat threat.
Every time things would die down, I'd make some comment like:
Short Order Chef (me): "You bastards are all assholes! You're as bad as those kids back in school who made fun of my eyes!"
Some guy: "What the hell is wrong with your eyes?"
SOC: "SHUT UP!".
Eventually, Superhornet, one of the mods, demanded a pic, so I sent him to Nero_online, which is a browser bomb that opens windows of male homosexual porn at a rate of 90/minute, ramps up your speakers, and bellows out, "HEY EVERYONE! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!"
I was banned, and unlike most bannings, it was PERMANENT, until the eventual death of Totse and the subsequent abortion that is totse2.
That's fucking amazing. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2013, 02:54:11 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 02:48:46 AM
No...spill!
And :thanks:
I posted a Chef Diesel troll. I stated that I was 4'2", 220 pounds, and benched a whopping 60 pounds. Then I threatened to kick everyone's ass. Suddenly, everyone was an ex-varsity football player, kickboxer, and weapons expert. This went on for approximately 80 pages in three hours, with ONE (1) guy interjecting "This guy's probably 6' tall, you dumbasses", and EVERYONE else jockeying to respond to the tiny fat threat.
Every time things would die down, I'd make some comment like:
Short Order Chef (me): "You bastards are all assholes! You're as bad as those kids back in school who made fun of my eyes!"
Some guy: "What the hell is wrong with your eyes?"
SOC: "SHUT UP!".
Eventually, Superhornet, one of the mods, demanded a pic, so I sent him to Nero_online, which is a browser bomb that opens windows of male homosexual porn at a rate of 90/minute, ramps up your speakers, and bellows out, "HEY EVERYONE! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!"
I was banned, and unlike most bannings, it was PERMANENT, until the eventual death of Totse and the subsequent abortion that is totse2.
That's made a shitty morning 33.3% better.
Thank you.
TOTSE was proper fun, back in the day.
It had...devolved a bit by 2006, though due to the nature of the site, it always attracted a sizeable population of idiots and ITGs.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2013, 02:54:11 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 02:48:46 AM
No...spill!
And :thanks:
I posted a Chef Diesel troll. I stated that I was 4'2", 220 pounds, and benched a whopping 60 pounds. Then I threatened to kick everyone's ass. Suddenly, everyone was an ex-varsity football player, kickboxer, and weapons expert. This went on for approximately 80 pages in three hours, with ONE (1) guy interjecting "This guy's probably 6' tall, you dumbasses", and EVERYONE else jockeying to respond to the tiny fat threat.
Every time things would die down, I'd make some comment like:
Short Order Chef (me): "You bastards are all assholes! You're as bad as those kids back in school who made fun of my eyes!"
Some guy: "What the hell is wrong with your eyes?"
SOC: "SHUT UP!".
Eventually, Superhornet, one of the mods, demanded a pic, so I sent him to Nero_online, which is a browser bomb that opens windows of male homosexual porn at a rate of 90/minute, ramps up your speakers, and bellows out, "HEY EVERYONE! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!"
I was banned, and unlike most bannings, it was PERMANENT, until the eventual death of Totse and the subsequent abortion that is totse2.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: That is brilliant.
I was on the old &TOTSE dialup board, but I stopped when I left the Bay Area.