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I believe it was Orson Card who said "any sufficiently advanced science will be viewed as magic."


On a more nazi-ish side note, doesn't anyone write in E-Prime anymore?

It seems your Erisian coments tend to ossify when you use the Aristoitlean "is of identity".  Your apparently glorious ode to chaos, in my opinion, becomes as dogmatic as what you claim to oppose.

I guess you'll have to start calling me the E-Prime nazi.

A lot of fucking
going on around here, huh?
That's fucking way cool.


Next: Soul Power

Aargh!  Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Goddamit! Motherfucker!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!



Batter up: the fine print

heh.  Not anymore.


New Next topic:  Anarchy

I'm Neal Stephenson.

Ok, I forgive, because I love.

Of course, I could be chastened myself, seing as how us Discordians must stick apart; after all, why should We adhere to the rules of Haiku?

[is]

What is that damn smell?
Puppies boiling in goat piss?
Where the hell is the febreze?



Next topic: How Charlemagne can't seem to get the hang of how to write Haiku.

My friend has a similar diet.
She gets to eat as much food as she can fit on a salad plate.
There's no restriction on the kind of food, as long as it fits on the plate.

Is there a height limit?  'Cuz I'm good at stacking.  I could probably fit 2 racks of BBQ Ribs on a salad plate.

One time, at band camp,
After too much alcohol,
She began rubbing.



Here ya go: The death of giants

Wait a minute.  He goes through all that and then wonders if maybe the new testament is the word of man rather than the word of God?

Anyway, here's the "reasoning" behind it, if you really press a devout Christian (or at least, this is what someone who calls themselves a devout Christian told me when I pressed him about this): Some of the writings were inspired by God, some were written by men.  At the council at Nicea, The Hand of God influenced their decisions in choosing the Gospels.

Hey, makes as much sense as anything else, i guess.

i don't think that learning kaballah will make much of his ramble-jamble make more sense.

I dunno... If you at least have a passing knowledge of the Tree of Life, a lot of "the Book of Lies" gets more interesting, at least-- AC used it as one of the structures he built the book around, so you can add another level of puns/jakery/meaning/anti-meaning to it all.

If nothing else, it'll be easier to see the synchro-net if you start learning Kabbalah.

Rock & Roll High School
"Riff Randall, Rock n Roller."
And then, mice explode.


Take a shot at: Insurance salesmen.

Side note on the Atkins Diet:
Reduced intake of High Density carbolhydrates (ie, starch and grain) does have a short term effect on weight loss, but ther is no long term benifit of "Low Carb" Diets (including/not limited to Atkins, South Beach, the Zone). The rapid weight loss is a result of your body's attempt to adjust to the reduced/altered carb intake. After 30-90 days, weight loss tapers off. the only good aspect of "low carb" diets is the increased intake of fruits and vegetables, and reduced intake of "empty" calories found in fast food and snack foods.

more information: http://www.skeptic.com

Here's a nw diet.  Let's call it the "Common Fucking Sense" diet.

1. Fill you plate as you normally do.
2. Remove half the food from the plate.
3. Eat.

You've just reduced your caloric intake by half.  Congrats!

I want you to want
Me; I need you to need me
din' I see you cry?



::akward::

Next up: jury duty

Ahem....

No one "invented" electricity.

They may have discovered properties pertaining to electrical current, but that's like saying Newton "invented" gravity.