Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: NewSpag on April 25, 2012, 08:13:27 AM

Title: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 25, 2012, 08:13:27 AM
Hi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?  One sentence would be best but I'm willing to read two.  Also what is independent thought and where can I buy it? 

Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Salty on April 25, 2012, 08:20:19 AM
 :lolchix:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cain on April 25, 2012, 08:24:17 AM
1. Discordianism in one sentence (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30195.0.html).

2.  Ebay.  It has everything.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:29:39 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:13:27 AM
Hi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?  One sentence would be best but I'm willing to read two.  Also what is independent thought and where can I buy it?

1. If you don't know what it is why are you here?

2. You can buy it from me. Please give me your routing and account number. Savings, not checking. Transaction must clear before I tell you. It will cost you $60 in US currency.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 25, 2012, 08:31:25 AM
Quote from: Alty on April 25, 2012, 08:20:19 AM
:lolchix:
Wait a minute ... that's not a sentence ... that appears to be two Japanese girls laughing at some poor fellow behind me.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:34:33 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:29:39 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:13:27 AM
Hi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?  One sentence would be best but I'm willing to read two.  Also what is independent thought and where can I buy it?

1. If you don't know what it is why are you here?

2. You can buy it from me. Please give me your routing and account number. Savings, not checking. Transaction must clear before I tell you. It will cost you $60 in US currency.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 25, 2012, 08:41:54 AM
And then the thread was deleted and he faded away into nothingness.

A happy ending, no?
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cain on April 25, 2012, 08:46:38 AM
No, this thread is going to stay here forever, and so are you.

Better start looking for amusing gifs to post.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:47:30 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:41:54 AM
And then the thread was deleted and he faded away into nothingness.

A happy ending, no?

Yeah, you have no idea how this place works.

Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 25, 2012, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:47:30 AM
Yeah, you have no idea how this place works.

Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.  But guess what?  I own you.  And your cauliflower too.  The funniest part is that you don't even realize.

Welcome to my Discordia   :)
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 25, 2012, 09:03:25 AM
Oh jeeze...heeeere we go.

*winces*
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 09:04:01 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:47:30 AM
Yeah, you have no idea how this place works.

Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.  But guess what?  I own you.  And your cauliflower too.  The funniest part is that you don't even realize.

Welcome to my Discordia   :)

Interesting thing.

No one owns me. Not even myself. But the thing is once you mentioned cauliflower I knew you were full of shit. I don't eat that. Ever. So I do realize and you should stop being a fucking pinealist and making assumptions about people you just met.

I am not landing in your Discordia. I am just catching a connecting flight. Please tell your immigration officers to fuck off because I'm just passing through.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 09:05:50 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 25, 2012, 09:03:25 AM
Oh jeeze...heeeere we go.

*winces*

Sometimes you know off the bat that the 50 post rule is irrelevant from the get go.

I see your spidey sense is tingling.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 25, 2012, 09:07:04 AM
Read the FAQ, Jack. Wait, no. I'll sum it up for you:

Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 09:12:02 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 25, 2012, 09:07:04 AM
Read the FAQ, Jack. Wait, no. I'll sum it up for you:

Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.

Actually I prefer to see the face.

However, I've already decided this dude is totally useless in under 5 posts. Now mind you, while I am still a Doktor, I have opted to return to the semi-serene Nephew lifestyle. But even a Nephew can make a quick judgment call. This person must redeem themself already, and change their fucking name. Insanity my ass. My dad was insane. It's not fucking funny.

Fuck this guy. Seriously.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Salty on April 25, 2012, 09:14:42 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:31:25 AM
Quote from: Alty on April 25, 2012, 08:20:19 AM
:lolchix:
Wait a minute ... that's not a sentence ... that appears to be two Japanese girls laughing at some poor fellow behind me.

:lol:
There is at least one girl per question.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 25, 2012, 09:16:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 09:04:01 AM


Interesting thing.

No one owns me. Not even myself. But the thing is once you mentioned cauliflower I knew you were full of shit. I don't eat that. Ever. So I do realize and you should stop being a fucking pinealist and making assumptions about people you just met.

I am not landing in your Discordia. I am just catching a connecting flight. Please tell your immigration officers to fuck off because I'm just passing through.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 09:12:02 AM

Actually I prefer to see the face.

However, I've already decided this dude is totally useless in under 5 posts. Now mind you, while I am still a Doktor, I have opted to return to the semi-serene Nephew lifestyle. But even a Nephew can make a quick judgment call. This person must redeem themself already, and change their fucking name. Insanity my ass. My dad was insane. It's not fucking funny.

Fuck this guy. Seriously.
Thank you and good day.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 25, 2012, 09:17:02 AM
Patience, Dok Twiddles. Everyone started out as a twink here. I recommend you Tx with a bottle of Astroglide and a written referral to the Offices of Howl and Nigel, MD.

No need to force it and cause fissures, we'll have this one stretched out and prolapsed in no time.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 25, 2012, 09:19:18 AM
Quote from: Alty on April 25, 2012, 09:14:42 AM
:lol:
There is at least one girl per question.

I think you and I are going to get along just fine.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 09:23:39 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 25, 2012, 09:17:02 AM
Patience, Dok Twiddles. Everyone started out as a twink here. I recommend you Tx with a bottle of Astroglide and a written referral to the Offices of Howl and Nigel, MD.

No need to force it and cause fissures, we'll have this one stretched out and prolapsed in no time.

I didn't start out as a twink. I actually got a very warm welcome, along with Rhiz (who posts rarely but we both oddly have some sort of connection.) Maybe I'm losing my patience but what the fuck?

Also I'm generally friendly by default. If you think I should be friendlier, I'll accept that. But the fact that I'm not should be a bit of a red flag.

Also, I kinda like Twiddles. But only from females. Odd.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 25, 2012, 09:27:07 AM
I dig it. I shall call you "Uncle Twiddles" and occasionally sit on your lap in a Catholic Elementary School-girl jumper.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 09:28:43 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 25, 2012, 09:27:07 AM
I dig it. I shall call you "Uncle Twiddles" and occasionally sit on your lap in a Catholic Elementary School-girl jumper.

I...

Uh...

Suddenly wish my girlfriend was bi....
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 10:43:12 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 09:23:39 AM
Also, I kinda like Twiddles. But only from females. Odd.

The Twiddlerat0r.

Bruce Twillis.

The Chronicles of Twiddick.

Twiddler Durden.

Judge Twidd.

Twid Dieselton.

Twiddlegheddon.

Demolition Twid.

Twiddle Recall.

Twid Monkeys.

Twiddledock Saints.

Twitch.

Twiddle With A Shotgun.

Twambo.

Twiddle X.

This Is Spinal Twid.

Doctor Strangleton.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 25, 2012, 10:51:05 AM
Professor Twiddledore!
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on April 25, 2012, 10:54:41 AM
Hi there Insanity, nice to see you.  Don't mind the natives.  The board gets hungry every now and again and needs to feed.

I think you will find that Discordia is hard to boil down into one sentence.  But, if I were to boil it down into one sentence anyway, this is the one I would choose:

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking. 

And there probably isn't much in the way of purely independent thought.  All of us have our thoughts, ultimately, influenced by some degree by outside stimuli and by elements of our socieities.  However, I think a particularly determined fellow can become aware of this, and do certain exercises to maintain as much automonmy as is possible for a human. 

That, or taking up residence in a shack in the woods.  But even then, I'm sure the raccoons and owls would exert some level of influence, especially after you go mad and become convinced they are communicating to you in songs written by Randy Newman. 
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 11:32:20 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 10:54:41 AM
Hi there Insanity, nice to see you.  Don't mind the natives.  The board gets hungry every now and again and needs to feed.

ummmmm sorry but that sounds kind of dismissive of "the natives", are you trying to imply Twid's reaction was unreasonable?

really?

a n00b that starts with a troll question, and follows up in quick succession with pineal, "I own you", passive-agressive and butt-hurt in the span of just six posts ??

is he worth it, RWHN? apologize for the behaviour of those restless unkempt "natives".

I don't understand why you have to do this man. You know where this one is going. You've been here long enough, longer than me! Name me ONE new poster in the history of PD that started out with "hey guys what is this Discordia thing all about?" and did NOT end up being a butt hurt troll? Read his posts again:

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:13:27 AMHi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:41:54 AMAnd then the thread was deleted and he faded away into nothingness.

A happy ending, no?

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:47:30 AMYeah, you have no idea how this place works. Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.  But guess what?  I own you.  And your cauliflower too.  The funniest part is that you don't even realize.

Welcome to my Discordia   :)

This guy came here for no other reason than to simply stir shit.

Assuming that, after all these years, you must recognize this just as easily as I do, what am I supposed to make of you, apologizing to a n00b troll about "the natives sometimes get hungry"?

You saw the guy, stirring shit, and you thought, hey that seems fun! his hands are all brown and sticky SO LETS JOIN HIM AND CREATE A MUCH BIGGER MESS THAN IS REASONABLY NECESSARY--OH HEY YUMMY THIS BIT'S NOT COMPLETELY DIGESTED YET NOMNOMNOM WHEEEEE SHIT POOP SPLATTER I CAN WRITE MY NAME WITH MY NOSE ON THE WALL HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JAR OF SAND AND GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Placid Dingo on April 25, 2012, 11:48:12 AM
A lot of people start out with the pineal stuff before going through a bit of an evolution into a more personalised Discordia. Personally I'd like to see more of a benefit of the doubt offered.

Troll question? Yeah kind of. He's probably just trying to have a playful banter. Sure he's missed it by a mile, but the solution to that's isn't nessacaraly flinging dung.

Twid has a point with the use of 'Insanity' but apart from that it seems it's all a bit over the top.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 25, 2012, 11:48:20 AM
I just got TOLD (Oh my! Goodness ME!) on the subject of Being A Discordian by someone intent on schooling me in the art of "pointing out the hypocrisy of the Discordians" being the "ULTIMATE discordian act."

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Point out the hypocrisy in your MOM.
Point out the hypocrisy in your FAAAAAYCE-AH!

Please, don't try to reason with me while I am shitting into my hand and getting ready to throw it at your pulpit. Consider this like a Ghallager show in reverse...BETTER BRING A RAINSLICKER, BUCK-O!
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cain on April 25, 2012, 11:51:39 AM
Fuck you, my mom died from hypocrisy in the face  :cry:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on April 25, 2012, 11:56:09 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 11:32:20 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 10:54:41 AM
Hi there Insanity, nice to see you.  Don't mind the natives.  The board gets hungry every now and again and needs to feed.

ummmmm sorry but that sounds kind of dismissive of "the natives", are you trying to imply Twid's reaction was unreasonable?

really?

a n00b that starts with a troll question, and follows up in quick succession with pineal, "I own you", passive-agressive and butt-hurt in the span of just six posts ??

is he worth it, RWHN? apologize for the behaviour of those restless unkempt "natives".

I don't understand why you have to do this man. You know where this one is going. You've been here long enough, longer than me! Name me ONE new poster in the history of PD that started out with "hey guys what is this Discordia thing all about?" and did NOT end up being a butt hurt troll? Read his posts again:

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:13:27 AMHi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:41:54 AMAnd then the thread was deleted and he faded away into nothingness.

A happy ending, no?

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:47:30 AMYeah, you have no idea how this place works. Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.  But guess what?  I own you.  And your cauliflower too.  The funniest part is that you don't even realize.

Welcome to my Discordia   :)

This guy came here for no other reason than to simply stir shit.

Assuming that, after all these years, you must recognize this just as easily as I do, what am I supposed to make of you, apologizing to a n00b troll about "the natives sometimes get hungry"?

You saw the guy, stirring shit, and you thought, hey that seems fun! his hands are all brown and sticky SO LETS JOIN HIM AND CREATE A MUCH BIGGER MESS THAN IS REASONABLY NECESSARY--OH HEY YUMMY THIS BIT'S NOT COMPLETELY DIGESTED YET NOMNOMNOM WHEEEEE SHIT POOP SPLATTER I CAN WRITE MY NAME WITH MY NOSE ON THE WALL HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JAR OF SAND AND GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE

There was a reason we used to have the spoken, unspoken 50 post rule.  We haven't "followed" that in ages. 

Honestly, and this is just one spag's opinion, I think the board ends up partially creating some of these monsters.  I mean, I know if I were to go on to a new board, and I start getting "the treatment" after 5 posts, I'll be thinking to myself.  "Okay, they want to play?  I'm gonna play!"

It's the internet.  Aside from the words we see on the screen, we don't know what's going through this person's head.  We don't know if it is really snark or someone's attempt to be silly and goofy, to mingle with the natives.  The natives that show pretty early on that this place requires boxing gloves, steel-toe boots, and a helmet. 

I dunno, if this place is honestly interested in growing, getting activity up, rebuilding membership, I think we need to start thinking about our responses to noobs.

If, however, we want to be what EB&G became, then sure, let's keep putting the heat to folks after 5 posts or less. 

Because I think that is going to do WONDERS for activity here. 
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 25, 2012, 11:58:06 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 25, 2012, 11:51:39 AM
Fuck you, my mom died from hypocrisy in the face  :cry:

No worries. I have rented a port-o-loo for her funeral and there will be ex-lax cookies and sledgehammers handed out at the door.

SIGN THE GUESTBOOK.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Faust on April 25, 2012, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:13:27 AM
Hi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?  One sentence would be best but I'm willing to read two.  Also what is independent thought and where can I buy it?

Disco + accordian music.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 25, 2012, 01:05:25 PM
That...is actually the best goddamned description of what's going on inside my head that I've ever heard. Add shaved monkeys in glitter body paint and a giant cotton-candy machine for my enemies to run like a hamster-wheel until they float away and you've pretty much have me diagnosed, mister.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on April 25, 2012, 01:07:10 PM
So Insanity,

Because I'm genuinely curious, and I think this is good information for us to have here, how did you find our little dingy corner of the interweb? 

Were you searching for us or did you accidentally upon us looking for something else? 

Also, also, if you are interested in learning more about Discordia there are all kinds of resources at your fingertips.  The main site, if you didn't notice already, has the "bible" of this whole thing, The Principia Discordia.  It also has The Black Iron Prison which was something a bunch of us threw together a few years ago.

You might also check out the BIP wiki:  www.blackironprison.com (http://www.blackironprison.com) 

Be sure to question everything including your own opinions of what you are reading. 
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: hirley0 on April 25, 2012, 01:14:29 PM
11 AHAU   4:15:14.13

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 01:07:10 PM
So Insanity,


NOT KNOWING that U have been sold to TRafficers
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 25, 2012, 04:22:08 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on April 25, 2012, 01:14:29 PM
11 AHAU   4:15:14.13

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 01:07:10 PM
So Insanity,


NOT KNOWING that U have been sold to TRafficers

:eek:


I don't know much about Discordianism, but I can tell you that this here thread is 100% Discord.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 04:24:04 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 11:56:09 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 11:32:20 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 10:54:41 AM
Hi there Insanity, nice to see you.  Don't mind the natives.  The board gets hungry every now and again and needs to feed.

ummmmm sorry but that sounds kind of dismissive of "the natives", are you trying to imply Twid's reaction was unreasonable?

really?

a n00b that starts with a troll question, and follows up in quick succession with pineal, "I own you", passive-agressive and butt-hurt in the span of just six posts ??

is he worth it, RWHN? apologize for the behaviour of those restless unkempt "natives".

I don't understand why you have to do this man. You know where this one is going. You've been here long enough, longer than me! Name me ONE new poster in the history of PD that started out with "hey guys what is this Discordia thing all about?" and did NOT end up being a butt hurt troll? Read his posts again:

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:13:27 AMHi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:41:54 AMAnd then the thread was deleted and he faded away into nothingness.

A happy ending, no?

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:47:30 AMYeah, you have no idea how this place works. Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.  But guess what?  I own you.  And your cauliflower too.  The funniest part is that you don't even realize.

Welcome to my Discordia   :)

This guy came here for no other reason than to simply stir shit.

Assuming that, after all these years, you must recognize this just as easily as I do, what am I supposed to make of you, apologizing to a n00b troll about "the natives sometimes get hungry"?

You saw the guy, stirring shit, and you thought, hey that seems fun! his hands are all brown and sticky SO LETS JOIN HIM AND CREATE A MUCH BIGGER MESS THAN IS REASONABLY NECESSARY--OH HEY YUMMY THIS BIT'S NOT COMPLETELY DIGESTED YET NOMNOMNOM WHEEEEE SHIT POOP SPLATTER I CAN WRITE MY NAME WITH MY NOSE ON THE WALL HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JAR OF SAND AND GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE

There was a reason we used to have the spoken, unspoken 50 post rule.  We haven't "followed" that in ages. 

Honestly, and this is just one spag's opinion, I think the board ends up partially creating some of these monsters.  I mean, I know if I were to go on to a new board, and I start getting "the treatment" after 5 posts, I'll be thinking to myself.  "Okay, they want to play?  I'm gonna play!"

It's the internet.  Aside from the words we see on the screen, we don't know what's going through this person's head.  We don't know if it is really snark or someone's attempt to be silly and goofy, to mingle with the natives.  The natives that show pretty early on that this place requires boxing gloves, steel-toe boots, and a helmet. 

I dunno, if this place is honestly interested in growing, getting activity up, rebuilding membership, I think we need to start thinking about our responses to noobs.

If, however, we want to be what EB&G became, then sure, let's keep putting the heat to folks after 5 posts or less. 

Because I think that is going to do WONDERS for activity here.

I usually like the 50 post rule but I gotta agree with Trip here. It's not like we haven't seen this sort of thing before.

Also, I'm a nice dude. Cainad said so, so I have to accept that. I'm all for giving everyone a chance but with this one I don't expect anything more than a troll or an idiot. I don't know which and don't care to.

Also, cauliflower sucks.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on April 25, 2012, 05:06:47 PM
Fine, you can be bad cop, I'll be good cop. 

But, I get the taser.

Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 05:11:26 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 05:06:47 PM
Fine, you can be bad cop, I'll be good cop. 

But, I get the taser.

Sweet, that means I get the nightstick.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Don Coyote on April 25, 2012, 05:27:36 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 11:56:09 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 11:32:20 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 10:54:41 AM
Hi there Insanity, nice to see you.  Don't mind the natives.  The board gets hungry every now and again and needs to feed.

ummmmm sorry but that sounds kind of dismissive of "the natives", are you trying to imply Twid's reaction was unreasonable?

really?

a n00b that starts with a troll question, and follows up in quick succession with pineal, "I own you", passive-agressive and butt-hurt in the span of just six posts ??

is he worth it, RWHN? apologize for the behaviour of those restless unkempt "natives".

I don't understand why you have to do this man. You know where this one is going. You've been here long enough, longer than me! Name me ONE new poster in the history of PD that started out with "hey guys what is this Discordia thing all about?" and did NOT end up being a butt hurt troll? Read his posts again:

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:13:27 AMHi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:41:54 AMAnd then the thread was deleted and he faded away into nothingness.

A happy ending, no?

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:47:30 AMYeah, you have no idea how this place works. Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.  But guess what?  I own you.  And your cauliflower too.  The funniest part is that you don't even realize.

Welcome to my Discordia   :)

This guy came here for no other reason than to simply stir shit.

Assuming that, after all these years, you must recognize this just as easily as I do, what am I supposed to make of you, apologizing to a n00b troll about "the natives sometimes get hungry"?

You saw the guy, stirring shit, and you thought, hey that seems fun! his hands are all brown and sticky SO LETS JOIN HIM AND CREATE A MUCH BIGGER MESS THAN IS REASONABLY NECESSARY--OH HEY YUMMY THIS BIT'S NOT COMPLETELY DIGESTED YET NOMNOMNOM WHEEEEE SHIT POOP SPLATTER I CAN WRITE MY NAME WITH MY NOSE ON THE WALL HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JAR OF SAND AND GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE

There was a reason we used to have the spoken, unspoken 50 post rule.  We haven't "followed" that in ages. 

Honestly, and this is just one spag's opinion, I think the board ends up partially creating some of these monsters.  I mean, I know if I were to go on to a new board, and I start getting "the treatment" after 5 posts, I'll be thinking to myself.  "Okay, they want to play?  I'm gonna play!"

It's the internet.  Aside from the words we see on the screen, we don't know what's going through this person's head.  We don't know if it is really snark or someone's attempt to be silly and goofy, to mingle with the natives.  The natives that show pretty early on that this place requires boxing gloves, steel-toe boots, and a helmet. 

I dunno, if this place is honestly interested in growing, getting activity up, rebuilding membership, I think we need to start thinking about our responses to noobs.

If, however, we want to be what EB&G became, then sure, let's keep putting the heat to folks after 5 posts or less. 

Because I think that is going to do WONDERS for activity here.

BALLS!!!!

When I got here I caught a LOAD of bullshit from the 'natives', and I don't recall ANYONE jumping to my defense. And you know what? I got over being a spag and became a spag. So either this Insanity, (SUCH AN OUTLANDISH NAME!!!), is really here for Discordia and not to just stir up Strife and Butthurt, then it will get over it.

Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 25, 2012, 05:41:25 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 04:24:04 PM

I usually like the 50 post rule but I gotta agree with Trip here. It's not like we haven't seen this sort of thing before.

Also, I'm a nice dude. Cainad said so, so I have to accept that. I'm all for giving everyone a chance but with this one I don't expect anything more than a troll or an idiot. I don't know which and don't care to.

Also, cauliflower sucks.

I have to say I'm with Twid on this one.  This guy is obviously a troll or an idiot.  If the dude's sense of humour doesn't immediately match Twid's (I mean come on, this guy totally should have carefully combed the forum to digest what "discordianism really is" before he had the audacity to post.  Doesn't he know the RULES of being a Discordian?)

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 01:07:10 PM
So Insanity,

Because I'm genuinely curious, and I think this is good information for us to have here, how did you find our little dingy corner of the interweb? 

Were you searching for us or did you accidentally upon us looking for something else? 

Also, also, if you are interested in learning more about Discordia there are all kinds of resources at your fingertips.  The main site, if you didn't notice already, has the "bible" of this whole thing, The Principia Discordia.  It also has The Black Iron Prison which was something a bunch of us threw together a few years ago.

You might also check out the BIP wiki:  www.blackironprison.com (http://www.blackironprison.com) 

Be sure to question everything including your own opinions of what you are reading.

Thanks for the "helpful" response but I've already read the PD as well as a few other Discordian and (Subgenii) texts a couple of times.  I found this site through the rants of the Good Reverend Roger.  The rest, as they say, is history/mystory/mystery.

To everyone (or no one):  I am here.  I am insane.  I am Discordian, and I don't care what you think.  Call me what you will but you will not keep me from posting my e-pinions.  I've spent an hour on the forum, sorry for not understanding "how its supposed to work" (oh wait, no I'm not  :evil:) but for some crazy INSANE reason I think our lady will accept me even if you don't.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Don Coyote on April 25, 2012, 05:42:13 PM
See troll.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 05:44:51 PM
Insane people don't know they're insane.

You fall under the category of outlandish.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 05:46:52 PM
Also, I never said you weren't Discordian, and I've done nothing to prevent you from posting. You sound like a teabagger complaining about their first amendment rights being violated when someone points out they said something stupid.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 06:12:14 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 10:43:12 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 09:23:39 AM
Also, I kinda like Twiddles. But only from females. Odd.

The Twiddlerat0r.

Bruce Twillis.

The Chronicles of Twiddick.

Twiddler Durden.

Judge Twidd.

Twid Dieselton.

Twiddlegheddon.

Demolition Twid.

Twiddle Recall.

Twid Monkeys.

Twiddledock Saints.

Twitch.

Twiddle With A Shotgun.

Twambo.

Twiddle X.

This Is Spinal Twid.

Doctor Strangleton.

BAMP!
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 06:14:43 PM

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 11:56:09 AM
Quote
A MUCH BIGGER MESS THAN IS REASONABLY NECESSARY--OH HEY YUMMY THIS BIT'S NOT COMPLETELY DIGESTED YET NOMNOMNOM WHEEEEE SHIT POOP SPLATTER I CAN WRITE MY NAME WITH MY NOSE ON THE WALL HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JAR OF SAND AND GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE

There was a reason we used to have the spoken, unspoken 50 post rule.  We haven't "followed" that in ages. 

Honestly, and this is just one spag's opinion, I think the board ends up partially creating some of these monsters.  I mean, I know if I were to go on to a new board, and I start getting "the treatment" after 5 posts, I'll be thinking to myself.  "Okay, they want to play?  I'm gonna play!"

It's the internet.  Aside from the words we see on the screen, we don't know what's going through this person's head.  We don't know if it is really snark or someone's attempt to be silly and goofy, to mingle with the natives.  The natives that show pretty early on that this place requires boxing gloves, steel-toe boots, and a helmet. 

I dunno, if this place is honestly interested in growing, getting activity up, rebuilding membership, I think we need to start thinking about our responses to noobs.

If, however, we want to be what EB&G became, then sure, let's keep putting the heat to folks after 5 posts or less. 

Because I think that is going to do WONDERS for activity here.

Well, okay maybe.

But it'll all end in tears, I'll have you know!

Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 06:12:14 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 10:43:12 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 09:23:39 AM
Also, I kinda like Twiddles. But only from females. Odd.

The Twiddlerat0r.

Bruce Twillis.

The Chronicles of Twiddick.

Twiddler Durden.

Judge Twidd.

Twid Dieselton.

Twiddlegheddon.

Demolition Twid.

Twiddle Recall.

Twid Monkeys.

Twiddledock Saints.

Twitch.

Twiddle With A Shotgun.

Twambo.

Twiddle X.

This Is Spinal Twid.

Doctor Strangleton.

BAMP!

Also, BOMP!
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Freeky on April 25, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
Dude's got This is Spinal Twid's hackles up?  :drama1:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:27:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 06:14:43 PM

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 11:56:09 AM
Quote
A MUCH BIGGER MESS THAN IS REASONABLY NECESSARY--OH HEY YUMMY THIS BIT'S NOT COMPLETELY DIGESTED YET NOMNOMNOM WHEEEEE SHIT POOP SPLATTER I CAN WRITE MY NAME WITH MY NOSE ON THE WALL HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JAR OF SAND AND GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE

There was a reason we used to have the spoken, unspoken 50 post rule.  We haven't "followed" that in ages. 

Honestly, and this is just one spag's opinion, I think the board ends up partially creating some of these monsters.  I mean, I know if I were to go on to a new board, and I start getting "the treatment" after 5 posts, I'll be thinking to myself.  "Okay, they want to play?  I'm gonna play!"

It's the internet.  Aside from the words we see on the screen, we don't know what's going through this person's head.  We don't know if it is really snark or someone's attempt to be silly and goofy, to mingle with the natives.  The natives that show pretty early on that this place requires boxing gloves, steel-toe boots, and a helmet. 

I dunno, if this place is honestly interested in growing, getting activity up, rebuilding membership, I think we need to start thinking about our responses to noobs.

If, however, we want to be what EB&G became, then sure, let's keep putting the heat to folks after 5 posts or less. 

Because I think that is going to do WONDERS for activity here.

Well, okay maybe.

But it'll all end in tears, I'll have you know!

Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 06:12:14 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 10:43:12 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 09:23:39 AM
Also, I kinda like Twiddles. But only from females. Odd.

The Twiddlerat0r.

Bruce Twillis.

The Chronicles of Twiddick.

Twiddler Durden.

Judge Twidd.

Twid Dieselton.

Twiddlegheddon.

Demolition Twid.

Twiddle Recall.

Twid Monkeys.

Twiddledock Saints.

Twitch.

Twiddle With A Shotgun.

Twambo.

Twiddle X.

This Is Spinal Twid.

Doctor Strangleton.

BAMP!

Also, BOMP!

Boondock Saints happens in Boston, so I may have to go with that one.

Also, Hobo With A Shotgun is a fantastic movie and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 25, 2012, 07:38:26 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 05:44:51 PM
Insane people don't know they're insane.

You fall under the category of outlandish.
Insanity is whatever I say it is.  I am insane because I refuse to be sane.  Shall we agree to disagree?

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 05:46:52 PM
Also, I never said you weren't Discordian, and I've done nothing to prevent you from posting. You sound like a teabagger complaining about their first amendment rights being violated when someone points out they said something stupid.

Also, I never said you said I wasn't a Discordian, nor about you preventing me from posting.  My rights can never be violated because I have a right to everything.  Stupid is as stupid does, and you sir do stupid well.  AMPER&FUCKING&SAND.  Never forget that I own you.

Well, I started this thread to bring some new discord into the world and I succeeded.  I'm moving on to the green pastures of Or Kill Me.  Farewell, and may your senses always be preceded by non.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cain on April 25, 2012, 07:43:20 PM
Discordians trolling Discordians.

Well, I have to admit, gentleman, this is an entirely new phenomenon.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Telarus on April 25, 2012, 07:43:54 PM
Y'know... normally we turn those skills on Cabbages....



Insanity didn't bring "new discord" into anything... this has been played out before, was fairly predictable, and if I was able to graph it would closely match the curves of many others who are no longer around.*



We can only judge what you present to us. Any hallucinations that we're judging "you" are your own karmic chains to deal with.








I wonder what this dude's word cloud will look like.

*I still think the Irish bloke who broke the record with 11+ reflexive-cabbage-behaviors-we've-seen-before ( in what.. 2 days?) was Epic, and deserves to live in the Myths forever. Insanity here's only hit a few so far.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 07:44:07 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 07:38:26 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 05:44:51 PM
Insane people don't know they're insane.

You fall under the category of outlandish.
Insanity is whatever I say it is.  I am insane because I refuse to be sane.  Shall we agree to disagree?

No.

Quote
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 05:46:52 PM
Also, I never said you weren't Discordian, and I've done nothing to prevent you from posting. You sound like a teabagger complaining about their first amendment rights being violated when someone points out they said something stupid.

Also, I never said you said I wasn't a Discordian, nor about you preventing me from posting.  My rights can never be violated because I have a right to everything.  Stupid is as stupid does, and you sir do stupid well.  AMPER&FUCKING&SAND.  Never forget that I own you.

Well, I started this thread to bring some new discord into the world and I succeeded.  I'm moving on to the green pastures of Or Kill Me.  Farewell, and may your senses always be preceded by non.

A) I'd like to see the results of exercising your right to everything.
B) I'm not going to give your stupid comment much credence on the grounds that you claim to be insane.
C) I'd like to see your receipt.
D) Not a big fan of gratuitous nonsense. I find that it makes it difficult communicating with bipeds.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on April 25, 2012, 07:47:50 PM
Thanks for the "helpful" response but I've already read the PD as well as a few other Discordian and (Subgenii) texts a couple of times.  I found this site through the rants of the Good Reverend Roger.  The rest, as they say, is history/mystory/mystery.

To everyone (or no one):  I am here.  I am insane.  I am Discordian, and I don't care what you think.  Call me what you will but you will not keep me from posting my e-pinions.  I've spent an hour on the forum, sorry for not understanding "how its supposed to work" (oh wait, no I'm not  >:D ) but for some crazy INSANE reason I think our lady will accept me even if you don't.


Oh, THAT guy.  Well, good luck to you all the same. 
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on April 25, 2012, 07:49:22 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 07:38:26 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 05:44:51 PM
Insane people don't know they're insane.

You fall under the category of outlandish.
Insanity is whatever I say it is.  I am insane because I refuse to be sane.  Shall we agree to disagree?

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 05:46:52 PM
Also, I never said you weren't Discordian, and I've done nothing to prevent you from posting. You sound like a teabagger complaining about their first amendment rights being violated when someone points out they said something stupid.

Also, I never said you said I wasn't a Discordian, nor about you preventing me from posting.  My rights can never be violated because I have a right to everything.  Stupid is as stupid does, and you sir do stupid well.  AMPER&FUCKING&SAND.  Never forget that I own you.

Well, I started this thread to bring some new discord into the world and I succeeded.  I'm moving on to the green pastures of Or Kill Me.  Farewell, and may your senses always be preceded by non.

I always thought Or Kill Me had more of a pungent brown feel. 
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 25, 2012, 07:54:11 PM
Dollars to donut holes we already know this asshole from somewhere.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 07:57:03 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 25, 2012, 07:54:11 PM
Dollars to donut holes we already know this asshole from somewhere.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Pop-Tarts-Box-Small.jpg)


Wouldn't be surprised if it was.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on April 25, 2012, 07:58:14 PM
There's 7-8 Billion monkey-ants running around this giant blue space rock.  Many of them have computers. 

Chances are a lot better that it's just another "insane" weirdo. 
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:00:46 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 07:58:14 PM
There's 7-8 Billion monkey-ants running around this giant blue space rock.  Many of them have computers. 

Chances are a lot better that it's just another "insane" weirdo.

Oh sure. Just saying I wouldn't be surprised if it was, especially considering that one monkey-ant keeps is like herpes rather than some one off troll.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Telarus on April 25, 2012, 09:00:19 PM
Oh you spags. Now the scores are even.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 25, 2012, 09:15:15 PM
I think we need a shoe throwing contest.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 25, 2012, 10:05:14 PM
 :lol: Wow, I really start to understand why the noob-effect here is so strong.  It's like watching the same old stuff play out over and over again with different specifics every time.

Here's a pretty good one line description:

Discordianism is doing different things over and over again but getting the same result despite all expectations.

Here's another:

Discordianism is much more fun than Atheism, more stylish than Satanism, pays FAR less well than Christianity, will not dissolve in the wash or protect against STDs, and tends to produce mixed feelings about one's connection to Diety and Fellow Discordians.

Also.. It's good to see you getting in touch with your angry side Twid. 

Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 10:15:15 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 25, 2012, 10:05:14 PM
:lol: Wow, I really start to understand why the noob-effect here is so strong.  It's like watching the same old stuff play out over and over again with different specifics every time.

Here's a pretty good one line description:

Discordianism is doing different things over and over again but getting the same result despite all expectations.

Here's another:

Discordianism is much more fun than Atheism, more stylish than Satanism, pays FAR less well than Christianity, will not dissolve in the wash or protect against STDs, and tends to produce mixed feelings about one's connection to Diety and Fellow Discordians.

Also.. It's good to see you getting in touch with your angry side Twid.

Nope- I'm done for now.

I'm going back to being a nice guy again.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 25, 2012, 10:44:57 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 10:15:15 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 25, 2012, 10:05:14 PM
:lol: Wow, I really start to understand why the noob-effect here is so strong.  It's like watching the same old stuff play out over and over again with different specifics every time.

Here's a pretty good one line description:

Discordianism is doing different things over and over again but getting the same result despite all expectations.

Here's another:

Discordianism is much more fun than Atheism, more stylish than Satanism, pays FAR less well than Christianity, will not dissolve in the wash or protect against STDs, and tends to produce mixed feelings about one's connection to Diety and Fellow Discordians.

Also.. It's good to see you getting in touch with your angry side Twid.

Nope- I'm done for now.

I'm going back to being a nice guy again.

Well Twid, I guess these things happen.  :)

So, Insanity.  I must hope that you realize that in claiming ownership of me that there are innumerable, expensive licenses required to properly operate a Wizard and that attempts to do so without proper PPE are entirely done at your own considerable risk.  In the event that I begin to emit sparks, fungal spores, or a keening sound that attracts ants do not be alarmed as these are part of my usual operational activities.  This does not mean that you are safe however.  To truly be safe you would need something that I cannot give you.. mostly because I have no Idea what to call it or where it may be found.  If you find it please let me know. Or don't.  Good luck retaining your ownership rights in the current tort climate.  I'll be seeing you around.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 10:53:15 PM
"ROLL D20 FOR PROPHECY, TRIP."

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 07:47:50 PMOh, THAT guy.

"SUCCESS."

;-)
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on April 26, 2012, 12:11:03 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:47:30 AM
Yeah, you have no idea how this place works.

Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.  But guess what?  I own you.  And your cauliflower too.  The funniest part is that you don't even realize.

Welcome to my Discordia   :)

Why did the Cauliflower hang out with the Cabbage?

Because he heard that the Broccoli rob. 
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on April 26, 2012, 12:11:33 AM
Now your initiation is complete. 

Thank you and have a pleasant morrow!
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2012, 04:58:37 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 11:32:20 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 10:54:41 AM
Hi there Insanity, nice to see you.  Don't mind the natives.  The board gets hungry every now and again and needs to feed.

ummmmm sorry but that sounds kind of dismissive of "the natives", are you trying to imply Twid's reaction was unreasonable?

really?

a n00b that starts with a troll question, and follows up in quick succession with pineal, "I own you", passive-agressive and butt-hurt in the span of just six posts ??

is he worth it, RWHN? apologize for the behaviour of those restless unkempt "natives".

I don't understand why you have to do this man. You know where this one is going. You've been here long enough, longer than me! Name me ONE new poster in the history of PD that started out with "hey guys what is this Discordia thing all about?" and did NOT end up being a butt hurt troll? Read his posts again:

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:13:27 AMHi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:41:54 AMAnd then the thread was deleted and he faded away into nothingness.

A happy ending, no?

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:47:30 AMYeah, you have no idea how this place works. Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.  But guess what?  I own you.  And your cauliflower too.  The funniest part is that you don't even realize.

Welcome to my Discordia   :)

This guy came here for no other reason than to simply stir shit.

Assuming that, after all these years, you must recognize this just as easily as I do, what am I supposed to make of you, apologizing to a n00b troll about "the natives sometimes get hungry"?

You saw the guy, stirring shit, and you thought, hey that seems fun! his hands are all brown and sticky SO LETS JOIN HIM AND CREATE A MUCH BIGGER MESS THAN IS REASONABLY NECESSARY--OH HEY YUMMY THIS BIT'S NOT COMPLETELY DIGESTED YET NOMNOMNOM WHEEEEE SHIT POOP SPLATTER I CAN WRITE MY NAME WITH MY NOSE ON THE WALL HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JAR OF SAND AND GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Rest of the thread aside, this is really just kind of beautiful.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2012, 05:00:00 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 25, 2012, 01:05:25 PM
That...is actually the best goddamned description of what's going on inside my head that I've ever heard. Add shaved monkeys in glitter body paint and a giant cotton-candy machine for my enemies to run like a hamster-wheel until they float away and you've pretty much have me diagnosed, mister.

I am going to ask my friend who plays accordion to record me some disco accordion. Because that would be awesome!
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: hirley0 on April 26, 2012, 09:59:00 AM
News Stories WhiTch(ES) :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31690.180/msg,1168441.html)
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on April 26, 2012, 10:54:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2012, 04:58:37 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 11:32:20 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 10:54:41 AM
Hi there Insanity, nice to see you.  Don't mind the natives.  The board gets hungry every now and again and needs to feed.

ummmmm sorry but that sounds kind of dismissive of "the natives", are you trying to imply Twid's reaction was unreasonable?

really?

a n00b that starts with a troll question, and follows up in quick succession with pineal, "I own you", passive-agressive and butt-hurt in the span of just six posts ??

is he worth it, RWHN? apologize for the behaviour of those restless unkempt "natives".

I don't understand why you have to do this man. You know where this one is going. You've been here long enough, longer than me! Name me ONE new poster in the history of PD that started out with "hey guys what is this Discordia thing all about?" and did NOT end up being a butt hurt troll? Read his posts again:

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:13:27 AMHi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:41:54 AMAnd then the thread was deleted and he faded away into nothingness.

A happy ending, no?

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:47:30 AMYeah, you have no idea how this place works. Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.  But guess what?  I own you.  And your cauliflower too.  The funniest part is that you don't even realize.

Welcome to my Discordia   :)

This guy came here for no other reason than to simply stir shit.

Assuming that, after all these years, you must recognize this just as easily as I do, what am I supposed to make of you, apologizing to a n00b troll about "the natives sometimes get hungry"?

You saw the guy, stirring shit, and you thought, hey that seems fun! his hands are all brown and sticky SO LETS JOIN HIM AND CREATE A MUCH BIGGER MESS THAN IS REASONABLY NECESSARY--OH HEY YUMMY THIS BIT'S NOT COMPLETELY DIGESTED YET NOMNOMNOM WHEEEEE SHIT POOP SPLATTER I CAN WRITE MY NAME WITH MY NOSE ON THE WALL HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JAR OF SAND AND GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Rest of the thread aside, this is really just kind of beautiful.

Beautifully wrong, but no one's perfect ALL of the time. 
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 04:39:29 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 05:41:25 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 04:24:04 PM

I usually like the 50 post rule but I gotta agree with Trip here. It's not like we haven't seen this sort of thing before.

Also, I'm a nice dude. Cainad said so, so I have to accept that. I'm all for giving everyone a chance but with this one I don't expect anything more than a troll or an idiot. I don't know which and don't care to.

Also, cauliflower sucks.

I have to say I'm with Twid on this one.  This guy is obviously a troll or an idiot.  If the dude's sense of humour doesn't immediately match Twid's (I mean come on, this guy totally should have carefully combed the forum to digest what "discordianism really is" before he had the audacity to post.  Doesn't he know the RULES of being a Discordian?)

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 01:07:10 PM
So Insanity,

Because I'm genuinely curious, and I think this is good information for us to have here, how did you find our little dingy corner of the interweb? 

Were you searching for us or did you accidentally upon us looking for something else? 

Also, also, if you are interested in learning more about Discordia there are all kinds of resources at your fingertips.  The main site, if you didn't notice already, has the "bible" of this whole thing, The Principia Discordia.  It also has The Black Iron Prison which was something a bunch of us threw together a few years ago.

You might also check out the BIP wiki:  www.blackironprison.com (http://www.blackironprison.com) 

Be sure to question everything including your own opinions of what you are reading.

Thanks for the "helpful" response but I've already read the PD as well as a few other Discordian and (Subgenii) texts a couple of times.  I found this site through the rants of the Good Reverend Roger.  The rest, as they say, is history/mystory/mystery.

To everyone (or no one):  I am here.  I am insane.  I am Discordian, and I don't care what you think.  Call me what you will but you will not keep me from posting my e-pinions.  I've spent an hour on the forum, sorry for not understanding "how its supposed to work" (oh wait, no I'm not  :evil:) but for some crazy INSANE reason I think our lady will accept me even if you don't.

Remember, kids:  Mental illness is zany and whacky, not crippling and life-wrecking.

HE'S SO INSANE!  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2012, 04:50:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 04:39:29 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 05:41:25 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 04:24:04 PM

I usually like the 50 post rule but I gotta agree with Trip here. It's not like we haven't seen this sort of thing before.

Also, I'm a nice dude. Cainad said so, so I have to accept that. I'm all for giving everyone a chance but with this one I don't expect anything more than a troll or an idiot. I don't know which and don't care to.

Also, cauliflower sucks.

I have to say I'm with Twid on this one.  This guy is obviously a troll or an idiot.  If the dude's sense of humour doesn't immediately match Twid's (I mean come on, this guy totally should have carefully combed the forum to digest what "discordianism really is" before he had the audacity to post.  Doesn't he know the RULES of being a Discordian?)

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 01:07:10 PM
So Insanity,

Because I'm genuinely curious, and I think this is good information for us to have here, how did you find our little dingy corner of the interweb? 

Were you searching for us or did you accidentally upon us looking for something else? 

Also, also, if you are interested in learning more about Discordia there are all kinds of resources at your fingertips.  The main site, if you didn't notice already, has the "bible" of this whole thing, The Principia Discordia.  It also has The Black Iron Prison which was something a bunch of us threw together a few years ago.

You might also check out the BIP wiki:  www.blackironprison.com (http://www.blackironprison.com) 

Be sure to question everything including your own opinions of what you are reading.

Thanks for the "helpful" response but I've already read the PD as well as a few other Discordian and (Subgenii) texts a couple of times.  I found this site through the rants of the Good Reverend Roger.  The rest, as they say, is history/mystory/mystery.

To everyone (or no one):  I am here.  I am insane.  I am Discordian, and I don't care what you think.  Call me what you will but you will not keep me from posting my e-pinions.  I've spent an hour on the forum, sorry for not understanding "how its supposed to work" (oh wait, no I'm not  :evil:) but for some crazy INSANE reason I think our lady will accept me even if you don't.

Remember, kids:  Mental illness is zany and whacky, not crippling and life-wrecking.

HE'S SO INSANE!  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PRETENDING TO BE MENTALLY ILL IS COOL

DON'T YOU ALL WANNA BE COOL?
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 26, 2012, 04:55:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 04:39:29 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 05:41:25 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 04:24:04 PM

I usually like the 50 post rule but I gotta agree with Trip here. It's not like we haven't seen this sort of thing before.

Also, I'm a nice dude. Cainad said so, so I have to accept that. I'm all for giving everyone a chance but with this one I don't expect anything more than a troll or an idiot. I don't know which and don't care to.

Also, cauliflower sucks.

I have to say I'm with Twid on this one.  This guy is obviously a troll or an idiot.  If the dude's sense of humour doesn't immediately match Twid's (I mean come on, this guy totally should have carefully combed the forum to digest what "discordianism really is" before he had the audacity to post.  Doesn't he know the RULES of being a Discordian?)

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 01:07:10 PM
So Insanity,

Because I'm genuinely curious, and I think this is good information for us to have here, how did you find our little dingy corner of the interweb? 

Were you searching for us or did you accidentally upon us looking for something else? 

Also, also, if you are interested in learning more about Discordia there are all kinds of resources at your fingertips.  The main site, if you didn't notice already, has the "bible" of this whole thing, The Principia Discordia.  It also has The Black Iron Prison which was something a bunch of us threw together a few years ago.

You might also check out the BIP wiki:  www.blackironprison.com (http://www.blackironprison.com) 

Be sure to question everything including your own opinions of what you are reading.

Thanks for the "helpful" response but I've already read the PD as well as a few other Discordian and (Subgenii) texts a couple of times.  I found this site through the rants of the Good Reverend Roger.  The rest, as they say, is history/mystory/mystery.

To everyone (or no one):  I am here.  I am insane.  I am Discordian, and I don't care what you think.  Call me what you will but you will not keep me from posting my e-pinions.  I've spent an hour on the forum, sorry for not understanding "how its supposed to work" (oh wait, no I'm not  :evil:) but for some crazy INSANE reason I think our lady will accept me even if you don't.

Remember, kids:  Mental illness is zany and whacky, not crippling and life-wrecking.

HE'S SO INSANE!  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Maybe he'll get a SITCOM.  :lol:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Freeky on April 26, 2012, 05:18:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2012, 04:50:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 04:39:29 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 05:41:25 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 04:24:04 PM

I usually like the 50 post rule but I gotta agree with Trip here. It's not like we haven't seen this sort of thing before.

Also, I'm a nice dude. Cainad said so, so I have to accept that. I'm all for giving everyone a chance but with this one I don't expect anything more than a troll or an idiot. I don't know which and don't care to.

Also, cauliflower sucks.

I have to say I'm with Twid on this one.  This guy is obviously a troll or an idiot.  If the dude's sense of humour doesn't immediately match Twid's (I mean come on, this guy totally should have carefully combed the forum to digest what "discordianism really is" before he had the audacity to post.  Doesn't he know the RULES of being a Discordian?)

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 01:07:10 PM
So Insanity,

Because I'm genuinely curious, and I think this is good information for us to have here, how did you find our little dingy corner of the interweb? 

Were you searching for us or did you accidentally upon us looking for something else? 

Also, also, if you are interested in learning more about Discordia there are all kinds of resources at your fingertips.  The main site, if you didn't notice already, has the "bible" of this whole thing, The Principia Discordia.  It also has The Black Iron Prison which was something a bunch of us threw together a few years ago.

You might also check out the BIP wiki:  www.blackironprison.com (http://www.blackironprison.com) 

Be sure to question everything including your own opinions of what you are reading.

Thanks for the "helpful" response but I've already read the PD as well as a few other Discordian and (Subgenii) texts a couple of times.  I found this site through the rants of the Good Reverend Roger.  The rest, as they say, is history/mystory/mystery.

To everyone (or no one):  I am here.  I am insane.  I am Discordian, and I don't care what you think.  Call me what you will but you will not keep me from posting my e-pinions.  I've spent an hour on the forum, sorry for not understanding "how its supposed to work" (oh wait, no I'm not  :evil:) but for some crazy INSANE reason I think our lady will accept me even if you don't.

Remember, kids:  Mental illness is zany and whacky, not crippling and life-wrecking.

HE'S SO INSANE!  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PRETENDING TO BE MENTALLY ILL IS COOL

DON'T YOU ALL WANNA BE COOL?

I bet that gets him a lot of sweet poontang.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 26, 2012, 07:07:36 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 26, 2012, 05:18:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2012, 04:50:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 04:39:29 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 05:41:25 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 04:24:04 PM

I usually like the 50 post rule but I gotta agree with Trip here. It's not like we haven't seen this sort of thing before.

Also, I'm a nice dude. Cainad said so, so I have to accept that. I'm all for giving everyone a chance but with this one I don't expect anything more than a troll or an idiot. I don't know which and don't care to.

Also, cauliflower sucks.

I have to say I'm with Twid on this one.  This guy is obviously a troll or an idiot.  If the dude's sense of humour doesn't immediately match Twid's (I mean come on, this guy totally should have carefully combed the forum to digest what "discordianism really is" before he had the audacity to post.  Doesn't he know the RULES of being a Discordian?)

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 01:07:10 PM
So Insanity,

Because I'm genuinely curious, and I think this is good information for us to have here, how did you find our little dingy corner of the interweb? 

Were you searching for us or did you accidentally upon us looking for something else? 

Also, also, if you are interested in learning more about Discordia there are all kinds of resources at your fingertips.  The main site, if you didn't notice already, has the "bible" of this whole thing, The Principia Discordia.  It also has The Black Iron Prison which was something a bunch of us threw together a few years ago.

You might also check out the BIP wiki:  www.blackironprison.com (http://www.blackironprison.com) 

Be sure to question everything including your own opinions of what you are reading.

Thanks for the "helpful" response but I've already read the PD as well as a few other Discordian and (Subgenii) texts a couple of times.  I found this site through the rants of the Good Reverend Roger.  The rest, as they say, is history/mystory/mystery.

To everyone (or no one):  I am here.  I am insane.  I am Discordian, and I don't care what you think.  Call me what you will but you will not keep me from posting my e-pinions.  I've spent an hour on the forum, sorry for not understanding "how its supposed to work" (oh wait, no I'm not  :evil:) but for some crazy INSANE reason I think our lady will accept me even if you don't.

Remember, kids:  Mental illness is zany and whacky, not crippling and life-wrecking.

HE'S SO INSANE!  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PRETENDING TO BE MENTALLY ILL IS COOL

DON'T YOU ALL WANNA BE COOL?

I bet that gets him a lot of sweet poontang.

Why are you all assuming that I'm pretending to be mentally ill?  I made no such claim.  I merely claimed to be insane.  Until you know how I define "sanity" (and thus "insanity") there's a 105% chances (with a 4% margin of error) that you are misunderstanding me.

No it doesn't get me a lot  of poontang, but it does get me tangspoon which is pretty much the same thing and tastes much better imho.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 07:13:08 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:07:36 PM

Why are you all assuming that I'm pretending to be mentally ill?  I made no such claim.  I merely claimed to be insane.  Until you know how I define "sanity" (and thus "insanity") there's a 105% chances (with a 4% margin of error) that you are misunderstanding me.

No it doesn't get me a lot  of poontang, but it does get me tangspoon which is pretty much the same thing and tastes much better imho.

Until you explain what meaning you have assigned to words that already have meanings, we kind of have to operate on the original meaning of the word.

Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 26, 2012, 07:30:51 PM
:looks at list: doesnt mean or need actual definition of word.... Ah yes.

:chekov:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 26, 2012, 07:31:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 07:13:08 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:07:36 PM

Why are you all assuming that I'm pretending to be mentally ill?  I made no such claim.  I merely claimed to be insane.  Until you know how I define "sanity" (and thus "insanity") there's a 105% chances (with a 4% margin of error) that you are misunderstanding me.

No it doesn't get me a lot  of poontang, but it does get me tangspoon which is pretty much the same thing and tastes much better imho.

Until you explain what meaning you have assigned to words that already have meanings, we kind of have to operate on the original meaning of the word.
Well then I shall pretend you asked me how I define sanity!  I (currently) define sanity as follows: having contact reality.  Thus insanity would be loss of contact reality.  And while I have a long ways to go before I completely loose touch with reality I consider myself more insane than most.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Salty on April 26, 2012, 07:33:10 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:31:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 07:13:08 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:07:36 PM

Why are you all assuming that I'm pretending to be mentally ill?  I made no such claim.  I merely claimed to be insane.  Until you know how I define "sanity" (and thus "insanity") there's a 105% chances (with a 4% margin of error) that you are misunderstanding me.

No it doesn't get me a lot  of poontang, but it does get me tangspoon which is pretty much the same thing and tastes much better imho.

Until you explain what meaning you have assigned to words that already have meanings, we kind of have to operate on the original meaning of the word.
Well then I shall pretend you asked me how I define sanity!  I (currently) define sanity as follows: having contact reality.  Thus insanity would be loss of contact reality.  And while I have a long ways to go before I completely loose touch with reality I consider myself more insane than most.

So when you step off a 7 story building how soon before you recontact reality?
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 07:33:16 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:31:35 PM
Well then I shall pretend you asked me how I define sanity!

There doesn't seem to be any communication going on here.

Enjoy.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 26, 2012, 07:33:47 PM
:spock eyebrow:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on April 26, 2012, 07:36:34 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:31:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 07:13:08 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:07:36 PM

Why are you all assuming that I'm pretending to be mentally ill?  I made no such claim.  I merely claimed to be insane.  Until you know how I define "sanity" (and thus "insanity") there's a 105% chances (with a 4% margin of error) that you are misunderstanding me.

No it doesn't get me a lot  of poontang, but it does get me tangspoon which is pretty much the same thing and tastes much better imho.

Until you explain what meaning you have assigned to words that already have meanings, we kind of have to operate on the original meaning of the word.
Well then I shall pretend you asked me how I define sanity!  I (currently) define sanity as follows: having contact reality.  Thus insanity would be loss of contact reality.  And while I have a long ways to go before I completely loose touch with reality I consider myself more insane than most.

What process, event, or events has caused/is causing you to lose contact reality?  Self-inflicted?  Environmental?  Chemical imbalances? 
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 26, 2012, 07:40:09 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 26, 2012, 07:33:10 PM

So when you step off a 7 story building how soon before you recontact reality?

Well if I am to believe those damned physicists (assuming 7 stories is approximately 50 meters) I'd guess about 3.2 seconds.

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 26, 2012, 07:36:34 PM
What process, event, or events has caused/is causing you to lose contact reality?  Self-inflicted?  Environmental?  Chemical imbalances? 

I assume self-inflicted.  Reality is so ... limiting
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on April 26, 2012, 07:44:47 PM
How can you be sure that your self-inflicted "insanity" isn't just another flavor of reality? 
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 26, 2012, 07:46:52 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 26, 2012, 07:44:47 PM
How can you be sure that your self-inflicted "insanity" isn't just another flavor of reality?
I can't and it probably is.  So what?
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on April 26, 2012, 07:52:32 PM
Just trying to understand how it is you are defining your "insanity". 
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Freeky on April 26, 2012, 08:03:26 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:31:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 07:13:08 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:07:36 PM

Why are you all assuming that I'm pretending to be mentally ill?  I made no such claim.  I merely claimed to be insane.  Until you know how I define "sanity" (and thus "insanity") there's a 105% chances (with a 4% margin of error) that you are misunderstanding me.

No it doesn't get me a lot  of poontang, but it does get me tangspoon which is pretty much the same thing and tastes much better imho.

Until you explain what meaning you have assigned to words that already have meanings, we kind of have to operate on the original meaning of the word.
Well then I shall pretend you asked me how I define sanity!  I (currently) define sanity as follows: having contact reality.  Thus insanity would be loss of contact reality.  And while I have a long ways to go before I completely loose touch with reality I consider myself more insane than most.

Okay, I'll bite.  In what way, without any flowery language, metaphors, or similies, or any other "Saying one thing to illustrate another, or to sound deep and like it was an enlightening experience," have you lost contact with reality?
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 26, 2012, 09:05:48 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 26, 2012, 08:03:26 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:31:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 07:13:08 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:07:36 PM

Why are you all assuming that I'm pretending to be mentally ill?  I made no such claim.  I merely claimed to be insane.  Until you know how I define "sanity" (and thus "insanity") there's a 105% chances (with a 4% margin of error) that you are misunderstanding me.

No it doesn't get me a lot  of poontang, but it does get me tangspoon which is pretty much the same thing and tastes much better imho.

Until you explain what meaning you have assigned to words that already have meanings, we kind of have to operate on the original meaning of the word.
Well then I shall pretend you asked me how I define sanity!  I (currently) define sanity as follows: having contact reality.  Thus insanity would be loss of contact reality.  And while I have a long ways to go before I completely loose touch with reality I consider myself more insane than most.

Okay, I'll bite.  In what way, without any flowery language, metaphors, or similies, or any other "Saying one thing to illustrate another, or to sound deep and like it was an enlightening experience," have you lost contact with reality?

On the far to rare occasion that I get my grubby hands on some psychedelics.  Every time I take a trip I come back a little less sane
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 26, 2012, 09:09:17 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2012, 07:58:14 PM
There's 7-8 Billion monkey-ants running around this giant blue space rock.  Many of them have computers. 

Chances are a lot better that it's just another "insane" weirdo.

I seem to remember a conversation between Rog, Nigel, LMNO and myself wherein we/LMNO elucidated the concept that it's all well and good to toy with the novelty of being "insane" but that shit suddenly loses its fun as soon as you find yourself in the bed-shitting throes of finding out what real crazy is.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Freeky on April 26, 2012, 09:10:09 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 09:05:48 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 26, 2012, 08:03:26 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:31:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 07:13:08 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:07:36 PM

Why are you all assuming that I'm pretending to be mentally ill?  I made no such claim.  I merely claimed to be insane.  Until you know how I define "sanity" (and thus "insanity") there's a 105% chances (with a 4% margin of error) that you are misunderstanding me.

No it doesn't get me a lot  of poontang, but it does get me tangspoon which is pretty much the same thing and tastes much better imho.

Until you explain what meaning you have assigned to words that already have meanings, we kind of have to operate on the original meaning of the word.
Well then I shall pretend you asked me how I define sanity!  I (currently) define sanity as follows: having contact reality.  Thus insanity would be loss of contact reality.  And while I have a long ways to go before I completely loose touch with reality I consider myself more insane than most.

Okay, I'll bite.  In what way, without any flowery language, metaphors, or similies, or any other "Saying one thing to illustrate another, or to sound deep and like it was an enlightening experience," have you lost contact with reality?

On the far to rare occasion that I get my grubby hands on some psychedelics.  Every time I take a trip I come back a little less sane

See, people here have actually gone insane.  You know, the kind where you think your loved ones are trying to kill you, hearing voices that aren't there, getting gripped by crippling and seemingly endless depression.  It isn't fun or funny, so that's why nobody is impressed.

And for the record, that's what I assumed you meant when you said you'd gone insane.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Triple Zero on April 26, 2012, 09:10:18 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:27:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 06:14:43 PMThe Twiddlerat0r.
Bruce Twillis.
The Chronicles of Twiddick.
Twiddler Durden.
Judge Twidd.
Twid Dieselton.
Twiddlegheddon.
Demolition Twid.
Twiddle Recall.
Twid Monkeys.
Twiddledock Saints.
Twitch.
Twiddle With A Shotgun.
Twambo.
Twiddle X.
This Is Spinal Twid.
Doctor Strangleton.
Boondock Saints happens in Boston, so I may have to go with that one.[/quote]

Not only that, but the main characters are Irish!

QuoteAlso, Hobo With A Shotgun is a fantastic movie and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I don't believe anybody would dare to!

As you might have noticed, I only named bad-assery.

(for instance, there is no Twidlight in that list, you don't think I omitted it by accident?)
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cain on April 26, 2012, 09:19:01 PM
But Twilight clearly is awesome?
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 26, 2012, 09:19:35 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2012, 09:10:18 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:27:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 06:14:43 PMThe Twiddlerat0r.
Bruce Twillis.
The Chronicles of Twiddick.
Twiddler Durden.
Judge Twidd.
Twid Dieselton.
Twiddlegheddon.
Demolition Twid.
Twiddle Recall.
Twid Monkeys.
Twiddledock Saints.
Twitch.
Twiddle With A Shotgun.
Twambo.
Twiddle X.
This Is Spinal Twid.
Doctor Strangleton.
Boondock Saints happens in Boston, so I may have to go with that one.

Not only that, but the main characters are Irish!

QuoteAlso, Hobo With A Shotgun is a fantastic movie and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I don't believe anybody would dare to!

As you might have noticed, I only named bad-assery.

(for instance, there is no Twidlight in that list, you don't think I omitted it by accident?)
[/quote]

Heheh, I didn't notice but thanks~!
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 26, 2012, 09:23:12 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 26, 2012, 09:10:09 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 09:05:48 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 26, 2012, 08:03:26 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:31:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 07:13:08 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 07:07:36 PM

Why are you all assuming that I'm pretending to be mentally ill?  I made no such claim.  I merely claimed to be insane.  Until you know how I define "sanity" (and thus "insanity") there's a 105% chances (with a 4% margin of error) that you are misunderstanding me.

No it doesn't get me a lot  of poontang, but it does get me tangspoon which is pretty much the same thing and tastes much better imho.

Until you explain what meaning you have assigned to words that already have meanings, we kind of have to operate on the original meaning of the word.
Well then I shall pretend you asked me how I define sanity!  I (currently) define sanity as follows: having contact reality.  Thus insanity would be loss of contact reality.  And while I have a long ways to go before I completely loose touch with reality I consider myself more insane than most.

Okay, I'll bite.  In what way, without any flowery language, metaphors, or similies, or any other "Saying one thing to illustrate another, or to sound deep and like it was an enlightening experience," have you lost contact with reality?

On the far to rare occasion that I get my grubby hands on some psychedelics.  Every time I take a trip I come back a little less sane

See, people here have actually gone insane.  You know, the kind where you think your loved ones are trying to kill you, hearing voices that aren't there, getting gripped by crippling and seemingly endless depression.  It isn't fun or funny, so that's why nobody is impressed.

And for the record, that's what I assumed you meant when you said you'd gone insane.

This. There are two reactions to names like Jim Morrisson, Van Gogh and Sylvia Plath. The first is "OH MY GAWD HOW BEAUTIFUL AND TRAGIC WHERE IS MY JOURNAL I WANNA LISTEN TO TORI AMOS AND BY THE WAY HOW MUCH THUJONE/WORMWOOD IS IN THAT BOTTLE OF CZECH ABSINTH?"

The other is "Sweet hellacious fuck, that sucked. When I'm a geriatric, I hope they pull the plug on me long before the dust bunny monsters come BACK."
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Don Coyote on April 26, 2012, 09:27:50 PM
I for one am constantly worried just how fucked my head might, and just how much of what I percieve is 'real'. That shit isn't something to asspire to. And to make light of insanity is making light of the plight of people who suffer from anything that interferes with their interactions with the world and society. It's not cool. It's fucking sociopathic.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 26, 2012, 09:29:31 PM
IRONY.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Phox on April 26, 2012, 09:30:10 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2012, 09:10:18 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:27:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 06:14:43 PMThe Twiddlerat0r.
Bruce Twillis.
The Chronicles of Twiddick.
Twiddler Durden.
Judge Twidd.
Twid Dieselton.
Twiddlegheddon.
Demolition Twid.
Twiddle Recall.
Twid Monkeys.
Twiddledock Saints.
Twitch.
Twiddle With A Shotgun.
Twambo.
Twiddle X.
This Is Spinal Twid.
Doctor Strangleton.
Boondock Saints happens in Boston, so I may have to go with that one.

Not only that, but the main characters are Irish!

QuoteAlso, Hobo With A Shotgun is a fantastic movie and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I don't believe anybody would dare to!

As you might have noticed, I only named bad-assery.

(for instance, there is no Twidlight in that list, you don't think I omitted it by accident?)
This list... it is good, yes, but you left out some of the best:

QuoteA Twid Too Far
Saturday Night Twid
Twid Gun
Twid and the Darkness
Twiddleton Story
Jason and the Argotwids
What's Eating Gilbert Twid?
Clash of the Twiddletons
The House on Haunted Twid

And let's not forget literature:
QuoteThrough The Looking Twid
Twiddleton & Twiddlette
The Twidiad
MacTwiddleton
Twid of Green Gables
The Twid and the Motorcycle
Curious Twid
The Divine Twiddleton
Twidenstein
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Don Coyote on April 26, 2012, 09:30:56 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 26, 2012, 09:29:31 PM
IRONY.

Post wasn't direct at you rainbow cat of sparkles.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Telarus on April 26, 2012, 09:43:06 PM
I like Jethro Tull.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 26, 2012, 09:53:41 PM
Quote from: Telarus on April 26, 2012, 09:43:06 PM
I like Jethro Tull.

Who doesn't?




ASSCLOWNS, THAT'S WHO.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Phox on April 26, 2012, 09:54:24 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 26, 2012, 09:53:41 PM
Quote from: Telarus on April 26, 2012, 09:43:06 PM
I like Jethro Tull.

Who doesn't?




ASSCLOWNS, THAT'S WHO.
FUCK YEAH.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Phox on April 26, 2012, 09:57:33 PM
Also:
QuoteTwidception
Bicycle Twid
Twid & Twid Go To White Castle
Twid to the Moon
When Twid Met Villager
Twid and the Machine
Breakfast at Twiddleton's
Twiddlepatra
Twid-Hur
Twiddleton Crusoe
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 26, 2012, 09:58:45 PM
I also think that we should all take a moment to cherish this experience. No one in the history of Discordianism has ever presented themselves as "insane" before this incredible individual came along.

He has shown us all a new way of thinking and acting that is not at all clichéd or played-out among Internet Discordians. I for one think we all need to be more appreciative of this 100% new and interesting personality.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 26, 2012, 10:00:12 PM
ESPECIALLY in light of the horribly sane days of 2005-ish, when this forum presented itself as a bastion of clear and boringly rational thought.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cain on April 26, 2012, 10:11:32 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 26, 2012, 10:00:12 PM
ESPECIALLY in light of the horribly sane days of 2005-ish, when this forum presented itself as a bastion of clear and boringly rational thought.

*stabbity-stab, face-raping bats and tequila*
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 26, 2012, 10:15:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2012, 10:11:32 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 26, 2012, 10:00:12 PM
ESPECIALLY in light of the horribly sane days of 2005-ish, when this forum presented itself as a bastion of clear and boringly rational thought.

*stabbity-stab, face-raping bats and tequila*

See? I wasn't even there, and even I know how badly this place has needed some pretentious faux insanity. We're just so fucking grounded, here.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cain on April 26, 2012, 10:19:51 PM
I'll say this for Insanity (the poster, not the condition): at least the typing and sentences are coherent.

Some of the Chaos Magickians were convinced grammar was personally oppressing them.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 26, 2012, 10:23:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2012, 10:19:51 PM
I'll say this for Insanity (the poster, not the condition): at least the typing and sentences are coherent.

Some of the Chaos Magickians were convinced grammar was personally oppressing them.

Fair enough, that. It's more pleasant to be Shown How It's Done if I can actually read it.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Telarus on April 26, 2012, 10:24:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2012, 10:19:51 PM
Some of the Chaos Magickians were convinced grammar was personally oppressing them.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Triple Zero on April 26, 2012, 11:01:05 PM
Quote from: Telarus on April 26, 2012, 10:24:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2012, 10:19:51 PM
Some of the Chaos Magickians were convinced grammar was personally oppressing them.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:pope:








Twiddle the Barbariton
Evil Twid 2: Army of Darkletons
The Matwids: Revoluddletons

Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Triple Zero on April 26, 2012, 11:55:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2012, 09:19:01 PM
But Twilight clearly is awesome?

I found the rifftrax version ... bearable.

Speaking of, yesterday I was informed that many of the old MST3K episodes are available for free on Google Video. Enjoy!




As for insanity, think of a circle, with a fine split in it .. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OEO79B-CZ4).
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 27, 2012, 12:01:52 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 26, 2012, 09:27:50 PM
I for one am constantly worried just how fucked my head might, and just how much of what I percieve is 'real'. That shit isn't something to asspire to. And to make light of insanity is making light of the plight of people who suffer from anything that interferes with their interactions with the world and society. It's not cool. It's fucking sociopathic.
I see what you did there  :lulz:

Also I'm DREADFULLY sorry.  I'm pretty new here and I didn't realize that there were things that I'm not allowed to make light of.

Also: I'm admittedly not cool and I find being sociopathic to fun to quit.  I'm adic(k)t(h)e(a)d.
Quote from: Cainad on April 26, 2012, 09:58:45 PM
I also think that we should all take a moment to cherish this experience. No one in the history of Discordianism has ever presented themselves as "insane" before this incredible individual came along.

He has shown us all a new way of thinking and acting that is not at all clichéd or played-out among Internet Discordians. I for one think we all need to be more appreciative of this 100% new and interesting personality.
Finally someone who realises just how awesome I am.  It's a good thing you didn't put that in sarcasm tags or I might have gotten offended  :lulz:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:02:48 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 12:01:52 AM
Also: I'm admittedly not cool and I find being sociopathic to fun to quit.

Hey, it's like a profoundly retarded Charley Manson came to visit!
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Freeky on April 27, 2012, 12:06:06 AM
We're obviously doing it wrong because we don't get impressed by tards who think insanity is subjective and edgy.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:06:31 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 27, 2012, 12:06:06 AM
We're obviously doing it wrong because we don't get impressed by tards who think insanity is subjective and edgy.

HE SO CRAZY!
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Freeky on April 27, 2012, 12:08:42 AM
OOOO I SO IMPRESS!!!
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 27, 2012, 12:10:29 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 26, 2012, 09:30:56 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 26, 2012, 09:29:31 PM
IRONY.

Post wasn't direct at you rainbow cat of sparkles.

I know, silly. I was referring to the basic message in your post that sums up to: "Acting crazy is sociopathic."

IRONY! ;)
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Don Coyote on April 27, 2012, 12:11:57 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 27, 2012, 12:06:06 AM
We're obviously doing it wrong because we don't get impressed by tards who think insanity is subjective and edgy.

WH YOU GOT 2 B DOWN ON THE SOCIOPATH??? HE JIST OTS 2 B HIM, AND SOCIOPATHY IS THE NEW LENSLESS GLASSES!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 27, 2012, 12:12:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:02:48 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 12:01:52 AM
Also: I'm admittedly not cool and I find being sociopathic to fun to quit.

Hey, it's like a profoundly retarded Charley Manson came to visit!

He needs a sitcom. He can be the Wacky Neighbor.

"Insanity, go home. You're fucking mentally ill."

"I'M NOT MENTALLY ILL I'M INSANNNNNE! GOT ANY TANGSPOON?"

*canned laughter*

:x :x :x
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:12:51 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 12:11:57 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 27, 2012, 12:06:06 AM
We're obviously doing it wrong because we don't get impressed by tards who think insanity is subjective and edgy.

WH YOU GOT 2 B DOWN ON THE SOCIOPATH??? HE JIST OTS 2 B HIM, AND SOCIOPATHY IS THE NEW LENSLESS GLASSES!!!!!!!

SOCIOPATHY IS EDGY AND COOL, AND THE FACT THAT HE HAS NO FRIENDS IS 169% INTENTIONAL!
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:13:17 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 27, 2012, 12:12:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:02:48 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 12:01:52 AM
Also: I'm admittedly not cool and I find being sociopathic to fun to quit.

Hey, it's like a profoundly retarded Charley Manson came to visit!

He needs a sitcom. He can be the Wacky Neighbor.

"Insanity, go home. You're fucking mentally ill."

"I'M NOT MENTALLY ILL I'M INSANNNNNE! GOT ANY TANGSPOON?"

*canned laughter*

:x :x :x


CAN be the whacky neighbor?  He started this morning.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 27, 2012, 12:17:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:13:17 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 27, 2012, 12:12:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:02:48 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 12:01:52 AM
Also: I'm admittedly not cool and I find being sociopathic to fun to quit.

Hey, it's like a profoundly retarded Charley Manson came to visit!

He needs a sitcom. He can be the Wacky Neighbor.

"Insanity, go home. You're fucking mentally ill."

"I'M NOT MENTALLY ILL I'M INSANNNNNE! GOT ANY TANGSPOON?"

*canned laughter*

:x :x :x


CAN be the whacky neighbor?  He started this morning.

I hate teevee. 
Hey, why doesn't the "more smilies" window open? I needed that flushing toilet thing.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:18:21 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 27, 2012, 12:17:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:13:17 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 27, 2012, 12:12:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:02:48 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 12:01:52 AM
Also: I'm admittedly not cool and I find being sociopathic to fun to quit.

Hey, it's like a profoundly retarded Charley Manson came to visit!

He needs a sitcom. He can be the Wacky Neighbor.

"Insanity, go home. You're fucking mentally ill."

"I'M NOT MENTALLY ILL I'M INSANNNNNE! GOT ANY TANGSPOON?"

*canned laughter*

:x :x :x


CAN be the whacky neighbor?  He started this morning.

I hate teevee. 
Hey, why doesn't the "more smilies" window open? I needed that flushing toilet thing.

:flush:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 27, 2012, 12:21:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:18:21 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 27, 2012, 12:17:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:13:17 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 27, 2012, 12:12:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:02:48 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 12:01:52 AM
Also: I'm admittedly not cool and I find being sociopathic to fun to quit.

Hey, it's like a profoundly retarded Charley Manson came to visit!

He needs a sitcom. He can be the Wacky Neighbor.

"Insanity, go home. You're fucking mentally ill."

"I'M NOT MENTALLY ILL I'M INSANNNNNE! GOT ANY TANGSPOON?"

*canned laughter*

:x :x :x


CAN be the whacky neighbor?  He started this morning.

I hate teevee. 
Hey, why doesn't the "more smilies" window open? I needed that flushing toilet thing.

:flush:

That's the one. Thanks.

:flush:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 27, 2012, 12:39:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:12:51 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 12:11:57 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 27, 2012, 12:06:06 AM
We're obviously doing it wrong because we don't get impressed by tards who think insanity is subjective and edgy.

WH YOU GOT 2 B DOWN ON THE SOCIOPATH??? HE JIST OTS 2 B HIM, AND SOCIOPATHY IS THE NEW LENSLESS GLASSES!!!!!!!

SOCIOPATHY IS EDGY AND COOL, AND THE FACT THAT HE HAS NO FRIENDS IS 169% INTENTIONAL!
Now now guys, just because I'm new does not mean that I'm trying to impress you.  No matter how many times you keep saying that it won't make it any more true.  I mean I think you guys are cool and all but your sense of self importance rivals mine.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 27, 2012, 02:09:01 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 12:39:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:12:51 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 12:11:57 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 27, 2012, 12:06:06 AM
We're obviously doing it wrong because we don't get impressed by tards who think insanity is subjective and edgy.

WH YOU GOT 2 B DOWN ON THE SOCIOPATH??? HE JIST OTS 2 B HIM, AND SOCIOPATHY IS THE NEW LENSLESS GLASSES!!!!!!!

SOCIOPATHY IS EDGY AND COOL, AND THE FACT THAT HE HAS NO FRIENDS IS 169% INTENTIONAL!
Now now guys, just because I'm new does not mean that I'm trying to impress you.  No matter how many times you keep saying that it won't make it any more true.  I mean I think you guys are cool and all but your sense of self importance rivals mine.

Aaaaand there it is. I'm afraid I'm going to have to take a page out of Cain's book and say "This guy's a troll and not even a very good one. We should know better."
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 02:55:47 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 12:39:05 AM

Now now guys, just because I'm new does not mean that I'm trying to impress you. 

Given your IP, I'm pretty sure you're not new.

Got something you want to tell the class?
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 27, 2012, 02:59:57 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 12:01:52 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 26, 2012, 09:27:50 PM
I for one am constantly worried just how fucked my head might, and just how much of what I percieve is 'real'. That shit isn't something to asspire to. And to make light of insanity is making light of the plight of people who suffer from anything that interferes with their interactions with the world and society. It's not cool. It's fucking sociopathic.
I see what you did there  :lulz:

Also I'm DREADFULLY sorry.  I'm pretty new here and I didn't realize that there were things that I'm not allowed to make light of.

Also: I'm admittedly not cool and I find being sociopathic to fun to quit.  I'm adic(k)t(h)e(a)d.
Quote from: Cainad on April 26, 2012, 09:58:45 PM
I also think that we should all take a moment to cherish this experience. No one in the history of Discordianism has ever presented themselves as "insane" before this incredible individual came along.

He has shown us all a new way of thinking and acting that is not at all clichéd or played-out among Internet Discordians. I for one think we all need to be more appreciative of this 100% new and interesting personality.
Finally someone who realises just how awesome I am.  It's a good thing you didn't put that in sarcasm tags or I might have gotten offended  :lulz:

Each post is a little cringier than the last.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 27, 2012, 03:01:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 12:02:48 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 12:01:52 AM
Also: I'm admittedly not cool and I find being sociopathic to fun to quit.

Hey, it's like a profoundly retarded Charley Manson came to visit!

:lulz:

Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 03:06:32 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 02:59:57 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 12:01:52 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 26, 2012, 09:27:50 PM
I for one am constantly worried just how fucked my head might, and just how much of what I percieve is 'real'. That shit isn't something to asspire to. And to make light of insanity is making light of the plight of people who suffer from anything that interferes with their interactions with the world and society. It's not cool. It's fucking sociopathic.
I see what you did there  :lulz:

Also I'm DREADFULLY sorry.  I'm pretty new here and I didn't realize that there were things that I'm not allowed to make light of.

Also: I'm admittedly not cool and I find being sociopathic to fun to quit.  I'm adic(k)t(h)e(a)d.
Quote from: Cainad on April 26, 2012, 09:58:45 PM
I also think that we should all take a moment to cherish this experience. No one in the history of Discordianism has ever presented themselves as "insane" before this incredible individual came along.

He has shown us all a new way of thinking and acting that is not at all clichéd or played-out among Internet Discordians. I for one think we all need to be more appreciative of this 100% new and interesting personality.
Finally someone who realises just how awesome I am.  It's a good thing you didn't put that in sarcasm tags or I might have gotten offended  :lulz:

Each post is a little cringier than the last.

He was bragging about how he goes to a "top 25 university", but there's "no friend material there".

If you can't make friends at university, you can't make friends.  EOS.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 27, 2012, 04:23:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 03:06:32 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 02:59:57 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 12:01:52 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 26, 2012, 09:27:50 PM
I for one am constantly worried just how fucked my head might, and just how much of what I percieve is 'real'. That shit isn't something to asspire to. And to make light of insanity is making light of the plight of people who suffer from anything that interferes with their interactions with the world and society. It's not cool. It's fucking sociopathic.
I see what you did there  :lulz:

Also I'm DREADFULLY sorry.  I'm pretty new here and I didn't realize that there were things that I'm not allowed to make light of.

Also: I'm admittedly not cool and I find being sociopathic to fun to quit.  I'm adic(k)t(h)e(a)d.
Quote from: Cainad on April 26, 2012, 09:58:45 PM
I also think that we should all take a moment to cherish this experience. No one in the history of Discordianism has ever presented themselves as "insane" before this incredible individual came along.

He has shown us all a new way of thinking and acting that is not at all clichéd or played-out among Internet Discordians. I for one think we all need to be more appreciative of this 100% new and interesting personality.
Finally someone who realises just how awesome I am.  It's a good thing you didn't put that in sarcasm tags or I might have gotten offended  :lulz:

Each post is a little cringier than the last.

He was bragging about how he goes to a "top 25 university", but there's "no friend material there".

If you can't make friends at university, you can't make friends.  EOS.

Yeah, I'm guessing either Trenchcoat Disorder or some other personality disorder. Also, he's mentioned "top 25 university" or something like it a whole bunch of times, like he's fishing for someone to comment on it. :lulz:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 27, 2012, 05:10:28 AM
Guyz I'm not gonna store any butthurt over this.  Keep on dishing it because I can take it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 02:55:47 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 12:39:05 AM

Now now guys, just because I'm new does not mean that I'm trying to impress you. 

Given your IP, I'm pretty sure you're not new.

Got something you want to tell the class?
Uh... it couldn't possibly be that someone else from my university may be a member of the site (uh derrrrrr)?  Which would be pretty cool actually, I'd kind of given up on most of the people here (edit: here being my university.  I've already said that you guys are cool in my book).

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 03:06:32 AM

He was bragging about how he goes to a "top 25 university", but there's "no friend material there".

If you can't make friends at university, you can't make friends.  EOS.

First of all, not bragging.  Universities are a joke and I would be a naive fool indeed if I thought my "education" actually meant anything, and if you think I'm bragging, whatever.  I won't mention it again since apparently saying it=bragging in your minds.  I say top 25 because I don't feel like sharing my exact location.  The only reason I'm still attending this shithole is because I don't want to deal with the shit my parents are going to give me if I drop out without an income stream at least half as large as theirs.

As to your second point: I have made "friends" here in the sense that I have people I talk to and "hang out" with.  I just don't really consider someone to be truly my friend unless I can bare my soul to them with no worries.  Also how many of you really think that frat boys and sorority girls are Top-Tier Friend Material(tm)?

Anyways in case you haven't noticed I've already drastically changed the tone of my posts.  If you all want to keep bashing away at the barely "of age" under 50 posts noob go right ahead.  I always say (as of now) "If it feels good, do it".  A lot (read: all) of what you're saying is funny and true.  So just realize you're laughing your ass of WITH me, not AT me.

Edit:
Also sorry about carpet bombing the forums over the past 24ish hours.  Consider it my "introduction" but realize that the person who was introducing themselves is not necessarily who I am.  If I offended anybody I'm sorry.  But hey, at least you guys all know who I am now, even if most of you probably think I'm an idiot troll of a  gaping shit-leaking  asshole.  Now comes the hard part: proving you wrong.  But that's okay, I like a challenge.  That's why I opened with a troll post and followed it with a rant explaining why I hate each and every one of you.  In case you haven't figured it out yet, I don't. 

Basically, I'm starting over.  You can give me a fresh slate or not, it really doesn't matter.  I expect I'll be seeing y'all (AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!) around the forum.  Expect some quality rants on college students (possibly including myself).  I have plenty of material.
Quote
Yeah, I'm guessing either Trenchcoat Disorder or some other personality disorder. Also, he's mentioned "top 25 university" or something like it a whole bunch of times, like he's fishing for someone to comment on it.
Sorry one last thing couldn't resist.  Its a quote, I don't remember who said it:  "We used to have personalities, now we have disorders."
So yeah man, like, don't make fun of my trenchcoats.  It isn't very nice.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 27, 2012, 05:50:35 AM
You can say "University", and it's just a university of nonspecific region. Adding "Top 25" every time you say it... well, you may not THINK you're bragging,  but it does say something about the image you wish, on some level, to convey.

And if you think college education is a joke, you are indeed naive. If the education you are currently receiving is a joke, odds are high that either you are taking the wrong classes (I have known many people who started out in the wrong program) or that you're simply an arrogant child who is doing it wrong. Or, third option, that you are still taking prereqs and are blissfully unaware of how much more interesting it will begin to get in a year or two, if you're in the right program.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 27, 2012, 05:52:58 AM
I think we should give this guy a ladder to get down off the high-horse he rode in on.

If he gets back on though, he's toast.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 05:54:50 AM
I'm willing to give him a cautious second chance, even though I'm a relatively chill dude who jumped on him fairly quickly.

You made my shit itch sir, but I'll let it slide for now.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 05:56:42 AM
I'm wondering if he came swaggering into the Black Iron Prison with the attitude of "If I beat up the biggest dude I can see...." hence the trolling.

Though, like I said, cautious pending further posts, etc...
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Don Coyote on April 27, 2012, 05:58:47 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 05:50:35 AM
You can say "University", and it's just a university of nonspecific region. Adding "Top 25" every time you say it... well, you may not THINK you're bragging,  but it does say something about the image you wish, on some level, to convey.

And if you think college education is a joke, you are indeed naive. If the education you are currently receiving is a joke, odds are high that either you are taking the wrong classes (I have known many people who started out in the wrong program) or that you're simply an arrogant child who is doing it wrong. Or, third option, that you are still taking prereqs and are blissfully unaware of how much more interesting it will begin to get in a year or two, if you're in the right program.

I was going to post something very similar to this. I for one am enjoying my university classes, even if I don't ever get to work in a field that makes my eventual degree useful I know I am getting something very valuable from it.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 06:01:06 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 05:58:47 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 05:50:35 AM
You can say "University", and it's just a university of nonspecific region. Adding "Top 25" every time you say it... well, you may not THINK you're bragging,  but it does say something about the image you wish, on some level, to convey.

And if you think college education is a joke, you are indeed naive. If the education you are currently receiving is a joke, odds are high that either you are taking the wrong classes (I have known many people who started out in the wrong program) or that you're simply an arrogant child who is doing it wrong. Or, third option, that you are still taking prereqs and are blissfully unaware of how much more interesting it will begin to get in a year or two, if you're in the right program.

I was going to post something very similar to this. I for one am enjoying my university classes, even if I don't ever get to work in a field that makes my eventual degree useful I know I am getting something very valuable from it.

At the very least, college (while still in progress) made me enjoy learning again. When I was in High School, I was the smart ass who said "this shit is useless." Then in college, at first it was "Well, I'm paying for it" and then it was "Shit, I'm even getting the math and that makes me happy"
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 27, 2012, 06:01:21 AM
To validate your reaction, he did come on like a bit of an asshat...but asses sometimes wear the cleverest hats! Birds, flowers, antennae...you just never know what they'll pile on those things next! Let's grab a bag o' greasy, superheated corn-kernels and see what the FNG does to pull out of this.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 27, 2012, 06:02:30 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 05:50:35 AM
You can say "University", and it's just a university of nonspecific region. Adding "Top 25" every time you say it... well, you may not THINK you're bragging,  but it does say something about the image you wish, on some level, to convey.

And if you think college education is a joke, you are indeed naive. If the education you are currently receiving is a joke, odds are high that either you are taking the wrong classes (I have known many people who started out in the wrong program) or that you're simply an arrogant child who is doing it wrong. Or, third option, that you are still taking prereqs and are blissfully unaware of how much more interesting it will begin to get in a year or two, if you're in the right program.
Very well, I've said it twice and I shall say it no more!  If I were to choose an option it would be the third.  However I feel like my University (this may be a problem specific to my university) is much too job-oriented.  Talking to some of the students (actually every single one I've met so far) you'd think this was a fucking vocational school.  Its just very frustrating.  I guess it may be a little early (have not yet finished my first year) to condemn the entire system, but the whole place seems to be very closed-minded and I hate that. 

Your advice is noted, I'll try to enjoy it a bit more.

As for the swaggering/high horse comments ... I can see how you might get that out of my posts.  As you all were quick to point out, I have no idea how this place works.  Can you blame me for causing a little Discord as I tried to figure out the unwritten rules of PD?
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 06:05:16 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 27, 2012, 06:01:21 AM
To validate your reaction, he did come on like a bit of an asshat...but asses sometimes wear the cleverest hats! Birds, flowers, antennae...you just never know what they'll pile on those things next! Let's grab a bag o' greasy, superheated corn-kernels and see what the FNG does to pull out of this.

If this is directed at me, like I said, I'm (at least I think I am and I have Cainad's (who met me in person twice) opinion "a rather friendly fellow.")

I try not to react too much to trolls but he bugged me from the get go. I'm willing to put that aside. We have a good few posters here who had a bad beginning, and others who didn't really get noticed by some from the get go.

Hell, you've been here longer than me and I really didn't notice you until that shitty stuff, and now I think you're awesome.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:05:38 AM
Alright, that post was the most revealing of an actual person I've seen from you so far. I'm willing to reserve judgement until we've seen more of who you actually are.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 27, 2012, 06:09:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:05:38 AM
Alright, that post was the most revealing of an actual person I've seen from you so far. I'm willing to reserve judgement until we've seen more of who you actually are.
At the risk of sounding like an asshat troll and having everyone hate me again might I ask why we can't ALWAYS try to reserve judgement on EVERYONE?  You never know what you might be missing out on.  I hope to be a testament to that.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 06:12:32 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:09:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:05:38 AM
Alright, that post was the most revealing of an actual person I've seen from you so far. I'm willing to reserve judgement until we've seen more of who you actually are.
At the risk of sounding like an asshat troll and having everyone hate me again might I ask why we can't ALWAYS try to reserve judgement on EVERYONE?  You never know what you might be missing out on.  I hope to be a testament to that.

It happens. We just get a large asshole percentage sometimes.

You wouldn't be the first to have a bad first impression and took a step back, and I hope you won't be the last.

Welcome.

There is no pool on the roof.

But there is one in the creepy basement.  :evil:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Don Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:13:31 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:02:30 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 05:50:35 AM
You can say "University", and it's just a university of nonspecific region. Adding "Top 25" every time you say it... well, you may not THINK you're bragging,  but it does say something about the image you wish, on some level, to convey.

And if you think college education is a joke, you are indeed naive. If the education you are currently receiving is a joke, odds are high that either you are taking the wrong classes (I have known many people who started out in the wrong program) or that you're simply an arrogant child who is doing it wrong. Or, third option, that you are still taking prereqs and are blissfully unaware of how much more interesting it will begin to get in a year or two, if you're in the right program.
Very well, I've said it twice and I shall say it no more!  If I were to choose an option it would be the third.  However I feel like my University (this may be a problem specific to my university) is much too job-oriented.  Talking to some of the students (actually every single one I've met so far) you'd think this was a fucking vocational school.  Its just very frustrating.  I guess it may be a little early (have not yet finished my first year) to condemn the entire system, but the whole place seems to be very closed-minded and I hate that. 

Your advice is noted, I'll try to enjoy it a bit more.

As for the swaggering/high horse comments ... I can see how you might get that out of my posts.  As you all were quick to point out, I have no idea how this place works.  Can you blame me for causing a little Discord as I tried to figure out the unwritten rules of PD?

First when you get to 200 level courses things will start picking up. I have on 100 level course and 2 200 level courses this quarter and the 200's are much more engaging. Or if they don't you are taking the wrong courses for you, or have the wrong attitude towards them. Or maybe college isn't right for you. But yes condemning a system when you are in your first year of it rather short sighted and arrogant.



Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 27, 2012, 06:18:34 AM
Also now that we all seem to be on speaking terms I have some actual questions (no, no, no I promise I'm not trolling this time)

Someone mentioned blackironprison.com but that seems to be down.  I have a vague idea from context, but no more.

I've heard the term pinealist thrown around in reference to trolls in a seemingly derogatory way.  But the PD says that we communicate with Eris through our pineal.  Explain?

Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:13:31 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:02:30 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 05:50:35 AM
You can say "University", and it's just a university of nonspecific region. Adding "Top 25" every time you say it... well, you may not THINK you're bragging,  but it does say something about the image you wish, on some level, to convey.

And if you think college education is a joke, you are indeed naive. If the education you are currently receiving is a joke, odds are high that either you are taking the wrong classes (I have known many people who started out in the wrong program) or that you're simply an arrogant child who is doing it wrong. Or, third option, that you are still taking prereqs and are blissfully unaware of how much more interesting it will begin to get in a year or two, if you're in the right program.
Very well, I've said it twice and I shall say it no more!  If I were to choose an option it would be the third.  However I feel like my University (this may be a problem specific to my university) is much too job-oriented.  Talking to some of the students (actually every single one I've met so far) you'd think this was a fucking vocational school.  Its just very frustrating.  I guess it may be a little early (have not yet finished my first year) to condemn the entire system, but the whole place seems to be very closed-minded and I hate that. 

Your advice is noted, I'll try to enjoy it a bit more.

As for the swaggering/high horse comments ... I can see how you might get that out of my posts.  As you all were quick to point out, I have no idea how this place works.  Can you blame me for causing a little Discord as I tried to figure out the unwritten rules of PD?

First when you get to 200 level courses things will start picking up. I have on 100 level course and 2 200 level courses this quarter and the 200's are much more engaging. Or if they don't you are taking the wrong courses for you, or have the wrong attitude towards them. Or maybe college isn't right for you. But yes condemning a system when you are in your first year of it rather short sighted and arrogant.

I actually fucking LOVE learning.  I just feel like I do more of it on my own.  And I got lucky enough to get into what is essentially a grad student class for undergrads in Information Studies .  Coincidentally that is how I found Eris, as one of the course readings was hosted on a Discordian site.  But you're right.  It was short sighted, and perhaps arrogant.  Also now that we're not just shitting on each other are there any other university students on this site?  I feel like you are all much older than me.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 06:25:19 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:18:34 AM
Also now that we all seem to be on speaking terms I have some actual questions (no, no, no I promise I'm not trolling this time)

Someone mentioned blackironprison.com but that seems to be down.  I have a vague idea from context, but no more.

I've heard the term pinealist thrown around in reference to trolls in a seemingly derogatory way.  But the PD says that we communicate with Eris through our pineal.  Explain?

Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:13:31 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:02:30 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 05:50:35 AM
You can say "University", and it's just a university of nonspecific region. Adding "Top 25" every time you say it... well, you may not THINK you're bragging,  but it does say something about the image you wish, on some level, to convey.

And if you think college education is a joke, you are indeed naive. If the education you are currently receiving is a joke, odds are high that either you are taking the wrong classes (I have known many people who started out in the wrong program) or that you're simply an arrogant child who is doing it wrong. Or, third option, that you are still taking prereqs and are blissfully unaware of how much more interesting it will begin to get in a year or two, if you're in the right program.
Very well, I've said it twice and I shall say it no more!  If I were to choose an option it would be the third.  However I feel like my University (this may be a problem specific to my university) is much too job-oriented.  Talking to some of the students (actually every single one I've met so far) you'd think this was a fucking vocational school.  Its just very frustrating.  I guess it may be a little early (have not yet finished my first year) to condemn the entire system, but the whole place seems to be very closed-minded and I hate that. 

Your advice is noted, I'll try to enjoy it a bit more.

As for the swaggering/high horse comments ... I can see how you might get that out of my posts.  As you all were quick to point out, I have no idea how this place works.  Can you blame me for causing a little Discord as I tried to figure out the unwritten rules of PD?

First when you get to 200 level courses things will start picking up. I have on 100 level course and 2 200 level courses this quarter and the 200's are much more engaging. Or if they don't you are taking the wrong courses for you, or have the wrong attitude towards them. Or maybe college isn't right for you. But yes condemning a system when you are in your first year of it rather short sighted and arrogant.

I actually fucking LOVE learning.  I just feel like I do more of it on my own.  And I got lucky enough to get into what is essentially a grad student class for undergrads in Information Studies .  Coincidentally that is how I found Eris, as one of the course readings was hosted on a Discordian site.  But you're right.  It was short sighted, and perhaps arrogant.  Also now that we're not just shitting on each other are there any other university students on this site?  I feel like you are all much older than me.

The thing that you have to understand about our little corner of Discordia is that while we do have some use for the PD in its context, we bear in mind that it's a lot of memes relevant to the late 50s and the early 60s. Same thing with the Illuminatus Trilogy. Eat the wheat, fuck the chaff.

One of the things the BIP did was to frame the PD in the context of the 21st century, with clear 21st century speaking, rather than jokes from 50 years ago.

A Pinealist is a Discordian who clings to the original PD, and, dare I say, kinda misses the point. So it's all Gobble Gobble Turkey Curse and word salad, when there's more to it than that. A Pinealist is in it more for the gag. A Pinealist is the equivalent of a Pastafarian troll where non-pretentious atheism would suffice.

But then again, maybe I'm missing the point too. But that's how I understand it.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 06:28:33 AM
Maybe a better way to put it is that a Pinealist sees Discordianism as it was, where as we see it as what it is and what it can be.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:30:46 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:09:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:05:38 AM
Alright, that post was the most revealing of an actual person I've seen from you so far. I'm willing to reserve judgement until we've seen more of who you actually are.
At the risk of sounding like an asshat troll and having everyone hate me again might I ask why we can't ALWAYS try to reserve judgement on EVERYONE?  You never know what you might be missing out on.  I hope to be a testament to that.

Because, in a general sense, reserving judgement isn't very conducive to survival.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:33:39 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:18:34 AM
Also now that we all seem to be on speaking terms I have some actual questions (no, no, no I promise I'm not trolling this time)

Someone mentioned blackironprison.com but that seems to be down.  I have a vague idea from context, but no more.

I've heard the term pinealist thrown around in reference to trolls in a seemingly derogatory way.  But the PD says that we communicate with Eris through our pineal.  Explain?

Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:13:31 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:02:30 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 05:50:35 AM
You can say "University", and it's just a university of nonspecific region. Adding "Top 25" every time you say it... well, you may not THINK you're bragging,  but it does say something about the image you wish, on some level, to convey.

And if you think college education is a joke, you are indeed naive. If the education you are currently receiving is a joke, odds are high that either you are taking the wrong classes (I have known many people who started out in the wrong program) or that you're simply an arrogant child who is doing it wrong. Or, third option, that you are still taking prereqs and are blissfully unaware of how much more interesting it will begin to get in a year or two, if you're in the right program.
Very well, I've said it twice and I shall say it no more!  If I were to choose an option it would be the third.  However I feel like my University (this may be a problem specific to my university) is much too job-oriented.  Talking to some of the students (actually every single one I've met so far) you'd think this was a fucking vocational school.  Its just very frustrating.  I guess it may be a little early (have not yet finished my first year) to condemn the entire system, but the whole place seems to be very closed-minded and I hate that. 

Your advice is noted, I'll try to enjoy it a bit more.

As for the swaggering/high horse comments ... I can see how you might get that out of my posts.  As you all were quick to point out, I have no idea how this place works.  Can you blame me for causing a little Discord as I tried to figure out the unwritten rules of PD?

First when you get to 200 level courses things will start picking up. I have on 100 level course and 2 200 level courses this quarter and the 200's are much more engaging. Or if they don't you are taking the wrong courses for you, or have the wrong attitude towards them. Or maybe college isn't right for you. But yes condemning a system when you are in your first year of it rather short sighted and arrogant.

I actually fucking LOVE learning.  I just feel like I do more of it on my own.  And I got lucky enough to get into what is essentially a grad student class for undergrads in Information Studies .  Coincidentally that is how I found Eris, as one of the course readings was hosted on a Discordian site.  But you're right.  It was short sighted, and perhaps arrogant.  Also now that we're not just shitting on each other are there any other university students on this site?  I feel like you are all much older than me.

I'm a first-year student, and I think there are a couple-few others here. I am also much older than you are so that gives me a different perspective on the process. But there are several younger people here as well, including one or maybe two teenagers.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 27, 2012, 06:37:47 AM
I see, I see.  I suppose that I probably did come off as a pinealist as that
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:30:46 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:09:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:05:38 AM
Alright, that post was the most revealing of an actual person I've seen from you so far. I'm willing to reserve judgement until we've seen more of who you actually are.
At the risk of sounding like an asshat troll and having everyone hate me again might I ask why we can't ALWAYS try to reserve judgement on EVERYONE?  You never know what you might be missing out on.  I hope to be a testament to that.

Because, in a general sense, reserving judgement isn't very conducive to survival.
I see.  Well, survival is not my first priority.  I'll save the philosophies behind that statement (probably) for a rant.  Or not. 
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:33:39 AM

I'm a first-year student, and I think there are a couple-few others here. I am also much older than you are so that gives me a different perspective on the process. But there are several younger people here as well, including one or maybe two teenagers.
Interesting.  Is anybody here from around the UCLA (whoops I dun gone given away my secret location) area?  As previously stated I've never met a Discordian in person.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 06:41:19 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:33:39 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:18:34 AM
Also now that we all seem to be on speaking terms I have some actual questions (no, no, no I promise I'm not trolling this time)

Someone mentioned blackironprison.com but that seems to be down.  I have a vague idea from context, but no more.

I've heard the term pinealist thrown around in reference to trolls in a seemingly derogatory way.  But the PD says that we communicate with Eris through our pineal.  Explain?

Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:13:31 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:02:30 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 05:50:35 AM
You can say "University", and it's just a university of nonspecific region. Adding "Top 25" every time you say it... well, you may not THINK you're bragging,  but it does say something about the image you wish, on some level, to convey.

And if you think college education is a joke, you are indeed naive. If the education you are currently receiving is a joke, odds are high that either you are taking the wrong classes (I have known many people who started out in the wrong program) or that you're simply an arrogant child who is doing it wrong. Or, third option, that you are still taking prereqs and are blissfully unaware of how much more interesting it will begin to get in a year or two, if you're in the right program.
Very well, I've said it twice and I shall say it no more!  If I were to choose an option it would be the third.  However I feel like my University (this may be a problem specific to my university) is much too job-oriented.  Talking to some of the students (actually every single one I've met so far) you'd think this was a fucking vocational school.  Its just very frustrating.  I guess it may be a little early (have not yet finished my first year) to condemn the entire system, but the whole place seems to be very closed-minded and I hate that. 

Your advice is noted, I'll try to enjoy it a bit more.

As for the swaggering/high horse comments ... I can see how you might get that out of my posts.  As you all were quick to point out, I have no idea how this place works.  Can you blame me for causing a little Discord as I tried to figure out the unwritten rules of PD?

First when you get to 200 level courses things will start picking up. I have on 100 level course and 2 200 level courses this quarter and the 200's are much more engaging. Or if they don't you are taking the wrong courses for you, or have the wrong attitude towards them. Or maybe college isn't right for you. But yes condemning a system when you are in your first year of it rather short sighted and arrogant.

I actually fucking LOVE learning.  I just feel like I do more of it on my own.  And I got lucky enough to get into what is essentially a grad student class for undergrads in Information Studies .  Coincidentally that is how I found Eris, as one of the course readings was hosted on a Discordian site.  But you're right.  It was short sighted, and perhaps arrogant.  Also now that we're not just shitting on each other are there any other university students on this site?  I feel like you are all much older than me.

I'm a first-year student, and I think there are a couple-few others here. I am also much older than you are so that gives me a different perspective on the process. But there are several younger people here as well, including one or maybe two teenagers.

I started my sophomore year at age 27.

Twid,
Sophomore
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 06:43:42 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:37:47 AM
I see, I see.  I suppose that I probably did come off as a pinealist as that
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:30:46 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:09:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:05:38 AM
Alright, that post was the most revealing of an actual person I've seen from you so far. I'm willing to reserve judgement until we've seen more of who you actually are.
At the risk of sounding like an asshat troll and having everyone hate me again might I ask why we can't ALWAYS try to reserve judgement on EVERYONE?  You never know what you might be missing out on.  I hope to be a testament to that.

Because, in a general sense, reserving judgement isn't very conducive to survival.
I see.  Well, survival is not my first priority.  I'll save the philosophies behind that statement (probably) for a rant.  Or not. 
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:33:39 AM

I'm a first-year student, and I think there are a couple-few others here. I am also much older than you are so that gives me a different perspective on the process. But there are several younger people here as well, including one or maybe two teenagers.
Interesting.  Is anybody here from around the UCLA (whoops I dun gone given away my secret location) area?  As previously stated I've never met a Discordian in person.

Oh. You're from that unnaturally pleasant climate that makes my countrymen weak when they foolishly decide to move there.  :lulz:

With apologies to Garbo, I'm going to blame your introduction on California. Lack of rain is bad for the mind.

Unless you're Tucson of course, which has other factors to compensate.

Twid,
Bostonian
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 27, 2012, 06:51:10 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 06:43:42 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:37:47 AM
I see, I see.  I suppose that I probably did come off as a pinealist as that
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:30:46 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:09:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:05:38 AM
Alright, that post was the most revealing of an actual person I've seen from you so far. I'm willing to reserve judgement until we've seen more of who you actually are.
At the risk of sounding like an asshat troll and having everyone hate me again might I ask why we can't ALWAYS try to reserve judgement on EVERYONE?  You never know what you might be missing out on.  I hope to be a testament to that.

Because, in a general sense, reserving judgement isn't very conducive to survival.
I see.  Well, survival is not my first priority.  I'll save the philosophies behind that statement (probably) for a rant.  Or not. 
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:33:39 AM

I'm a first-year student, and I think there are a couple-few others here. I am also much older than you are so that gives me a different perspective on the process. But there are several younger people here as well, including one or maybe two teenagers.
Interesting.  Is anybody here from around the UCLA (whoops I dun gone given away my secret location) area?  As previously stated I've never met a Discordian in person.

Oh. You're from that unnaturally pleasant climate that makes my countrymen weak when they foolishly decide to move there.  :lulz:

With apologies to Garbo, I'm going to blame your introduction on California. Lack of rain is bad for the mind.

Unless you're Tucson of course, which has other factors to compensate.

Twid,
Bostonian
Damned if I'm not aware of that fact.  I've wanted to escape this god-forsaken patch of desert ever since I heard my first complaint of "cold" in SoCal. I preceded to laugh in the face of my babysitter and scream "No, I won't stop swinging and I most definitely won't put on a jacket".  Or something like that, I'm not as fluent in toddlerese as I once was.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Don Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:53:56 AM
As Twid addressed Pinealism rather well...

Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:18:34 AM

I actually fucking LOVE learning.  I just feel like I do more of it on my own.  And I got lucky enough to get into what is essentially a grad student class for undergrads in Information Studies .  Coincidentally that is how I found Eris, as one of the course readings was hosted on a Discordian site.  But you're right.  It was short sighted, and perhaps arrogant.  Also now that we're not just shitting on each other are there any other university students on this site?  I feel like you are all much older than me.

DAMNIT TWID!!!!!! YOU ARE LIKE MY IRISH DOPPLEGANGER!!!!!!! I MUST KILL YOU BEFORE YOU DEVOUR MY SOUL!!!!!!

Coyote, also 27 year old sophomore, but I'm also an Army veteran instead of a METAL MUSCIAN!!!!!!

ALSO HOW DARE YOU DISPARAGE THE CRAZY LAND!!!!!!!!!!!

Coyote, from the Mojave desert originally.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 06:57:01 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:53:56 AM
As Twid addressed Pinealism rather well...

Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:18:34 AM

I actually fucking LOVE learning.  I just feel like I do more of it on my own.  And I got lucky enough to get into what is essentially a grad student class for undergrads in Information Studies .  Coincidentally that is how I found Eris, as one of the course readings was hosted on a Discordian site.  But you're right.  It was short sighted, and perhaps arrogant.  Also now that we're not just shitting on each other are there any other university students on this site?  I feel like you are all much older than me.

DAMNIT TWID!!!!!! YOU ARE LIKE MY IRISH DOPPLEGANGER!!!!!!! I MUST KILL YOU BEFORE YOU DEVOUR MY SOUL!!!!!!

Coyote, also 27 year old sophomore, but I'm also an Army veteran instead of a METAL MUSCIAN!!!!!!

ALSO HOW DARE YOU DISPARAGE THE CRAZY LAND!!!!!!!!!!!

Coyote, from the Mojave desert originally.

You're like my Welsh doppleganger with 80sier shades. It's all good. No need to kill, merely collaborate. Except I'm a 30 year old sophomore now. (Also, in 3 years get your triglycerides checked).
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Don Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:59:45 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 06:57:01 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:53:56 AM
As Twid addressed Pinealism rather well...

Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:18:34 AM

I actually fucking LOVE learning.  I just feel like I do more of it on my own.  And I got lucky enough to get into what is essentially a grad student class for undergrads in Information Studies .  Coincidentally that is how I found Eris, as one of the course readings was hosted on a Discordian site.  But you're right.  It was short sighted, and perhaps arrogant.  Also now that we're not just shitting on each other are there any other university students on this site?  I feel like you are all much older than me.

DAMNIT TWID!!!!!! YOU ARE LIKE MY IRISH DOPPLEGANGER!!!!!!! I MUST KILL YOU BEFORE YOU DEVOUR MY SOUL!!!!!!

Coyote, also 27 year old sophomore, but I'm also an Army veteran instead of a METAL MUSCIAN!!!!!!

ALSO HOW DARE YOU DISPARAGE THE CRAZY LAND!!!!!!!!!!!

Coyote, from the Mojave desert originally.

You're like my Welsh doppleganger with 80sier shades. It's all good. No need to kill, merely collaborate. Except I'm a 30 year old sophomore now. (Also, in 3 years get your triglycerides checked).

So you are my older metaler brother?
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 07:05:32 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:59:45 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 06:57:01 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:53:56 AM
As Twid addressed Pinealism rather well...

Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:18:34 AM

I actually fucking LOVE learning.  I just feel like I do more of it on my own.  And I got lucky enough to get into what is essentially a grad student class for undergrads in Information Studies .  Coincidentally that is how I found Eris, as one of the course readings was hosted on a Discordian site.  But you're right.  It was short sighted, and perhaps arrogant.  Also now that we're not just shitting on each other are there any other university students on this site?  I feel like you are all much older than me.

DAMNIT TWID!!!!!! YOU ARE LIKE MY IRISH DOPPLEGANGER!!!!!!! I MUST KILL YOU BEFORE YOU DEVOUR MY SOUL!!!!!!

Coyote, also 27 year old sophomore, but I'm also an Army veteran instead of a METAL MUSCIAN!!!!!!

ALSO HOW DARE YOU DISPARAGE THE CRAZY LAND!!!!!!!!!!!

Coyote, from the Mojave desert originally.

You're like my Welsh doppleganger with 80sier shades. It's all good. No need to kill, merely collaborate. Except I'm a 30 year old sophomore now. (Also, in 3 years get your triglycerides checked).

So you are my older metaler brother?

Yes.

Also, for disparaging the desert, I, as a New Englander (not so much as an Irishman since the weather in Ireland is usually between 40 and 60 and rainy), have noticed other New Englanders, perfectly capable of handling subzero temperatures (we still bitch but can handle it), come back from living in Cali and going "Oh my god, it's so cold on this 65 degree overcast day! I wish I brought my winter coat!"

Dude. It was 52 out the other day and I was wearing a t-shirt and found it comfortable.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Don Coyote on April 27, 2012, 07:18:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 07:05:32 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:59:45 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 06:57:01 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:53:56 AM
As Twid addressed Pinealism rather well...

Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:18:34 AM

I actually fucking LOVE learning.  I just feel like I do more of it on my own.  And I got lucky enough to get into what is essentially a grad student class for undergrads in Information Studies .  Coincidentally that is how I found Eris, as one of the course readings was hosted on a Discordian site.  But you're right.  It was short sighted, and perhaps arrogant.  Also now that we're not just shitting on each other are there any other university students on this site?  I feel like you are all much older than me.

DAMNIT TWID!!!!!! YOU ARE LIKE MY IRISH DOPPLEGANGER!!!!!!! I MUST KILL YOU BEFORE YOU DEVOUR MY SOUL!!!!!!

Coyote, also 27 year old sophomore, but I'm also an Army veteran instead of a METAL MUSCIAN!!!!!!

ALSO HOW DARE YOU DISPARAGE THE CRAZY LAND!!!!!!!!!!!

Coyote, from the Mojave desert originally.

You're like my Welsh doppleganger with 80sier shades. It's all good. No need to kill, merely collaborate. Except I'm a 30 year old sophomore now. (Also, in 3 years get your triglycerides checked).

So you are my older metaler brother?

Yes.

Also, for disparaging the desert, I, as a New Englander (not so much as an Irishman since the weather in Ireland is usually between 40 and 60 and rainy), have noticed other New Englanders, perfectly capable of handling subzero temperatures (we still bitch but can handle it), come back from living in Cali and going "Oh my god, it's so cold on this 65 degree overcast day! I wish I brought my winter coat!"

Dude. It was 52 out the other day and I was wearing a t-shirt and found it comfortable.
HEHEHEHE If you spend enough time in a desert 80 can feel like sweater weather.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 27, 2012, 07:21:50 AM
Twiddles: Man who is weirdly big.

<3
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 07:25:09 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 10:43:12 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 09:23:39 AM
Also, I kinda like Twiddles. But only from females. Odd.

The Twiddlerat0r.


Bam. Hit F5.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 07:27:14 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 07:18:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 07:05:32 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:59:45 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 06:57:01 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 27, 2012, 06:53:56 AM
As Twid addressed Pinealism rather well...

Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:18:34 AM

I actually fucking LOVE learning.  I just feel like I do more of it on my own.  And I got lucky enough to get into what is essentially a grad student class for undergrads in Information Studies .  Coincidentally that is how I found Eris, as one of the course readings was hosted on a Discordian site.  But you're right.  It was short sighted, and perhaps arrogant.  Also now that we're not just shitting on each other are there any other university students on this site?  I feel like you are all much older than me.

DAMNIT TWID!!!!!! YOU ARE LIKE MY IRISH DOPPLEGANGER!!!!!!! I MUST KILL YOU BEFORE YOU DEVOUR MY SOUL!!!!!!

Coyote, also 27 year old sophomore, but I'm also an Army veteran instead of a METAL MUSCIAN!!!!!!

ALSO HOW DARE YOU DISPARAGE THE CRAZY LAND!!!!!!!!!!!

Coyote, from the Mojave desert originally.

You're like my Welsh doppleganger with 80sier shades. It's all good. No need to kill, merely collaborate. Except I'm a 30 year old sophomore now. (Also, in 3 years get your triglycerides checked).

So you are my older metaler brother?

Yes.

Also, for disparaging the desert, I, as a New Englander (not so much as an Irishman since the weather in Ireland is usually between 40 and 60 and rainy), have noticed other New Englanders, perfectly capable of handling subzero temperatures (we still bitch but can handle it), come back from living in Cali and going "Oh my god, it's so cold on this 65 degree overcast day! I wish I brought my winter coat!"

Dude. It was 52 out the other day and I was wearing a t-shirt and found it comfortable.
HEHEHEHE If you spend enough time in a desert 80 can feel like sweater weather.

Nah. Considering that we get humid high 90s and occasionally buried in fluffy water in winter, I'm ok with the extremes. Makes you tough.

Actually I fucking hate summers. You can only get so naked without flaying yourself.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 07:28:25 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 27, 2012, 07:21:50 AM
Twiddles: Man who is weirdly big.

<3

Actually I'm 5'8". The only thing weirdly big is my ego on a secret level and my burgeoning beer gut.  :wink:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cain on April 27, 2012, 07:37:42 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:37:47 AM
Interesting.  Is anybody here from around the UCLA (whoops I dun gone given away my secret location) area?  As previously stated I've never met a Discordian in person.

We had a member who used to be at UCLA, actually, though she lives in a different part of California.

And there are lots of Discordians in California in general, you just have to know where to look around (quite a few are from the greater San Francisco area, as you would expect).
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Placid Dingo on April 27, 2012, 08:15:10 AM
Provided everything goes to plan I should be back to uni soon.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 08:29:42 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on April 27, 2012, 08:15:10 AM
Provided everything goes to plan I should be back to uni soon.

I'd love to go back. I'm 3 inches away from being a junior. The problem that happened for me was that my last semester was just before the economy tanked completely and Dr. S gave me the boot. Then I had to accept both hours and pay cuts for my current position, and of course that was a shitty time to find a new job anyway.

Truth be told, I really enjoyed working for Dr. S, and not just because it was good pay. Out of all the jobs I worked, that one was my favorite so far, demanding as it was.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on April 27, 2012, 10:48:04 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:18:34 AM

Someone mentioned blackironprison.com but that seems to be down. 

Aww fuck!  I'll have to see if I can track down Syn and see what's up.  The site was working not too long ago. 
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 27, 2012, 07:18:44 PM
One moar question: What's a spag?  I tried to figure it out from context but you seem to use it to refer to a lot of things. I even poked around in google a bit but the definition still eludes me.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Cain on April 27, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
It's an offensive term we use to make fun of people with Italian heritage.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 07:23:24 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 07:18:44 PM
One moar question: What's a spag?

Spag (n)

1) Spelling Punctuation And Grammar - A spag can mean someone who types in all lower case, uses the non-word "moar" in a non-satirical manner, or in some other way offends people who have a command of written English.

2) A jackass, usually - but not always - meant in a friendly, jibing manner.

3) Twid.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on April 27, 2012, 07:46:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 07:23:24 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 07:18:44 PM
One moar question: What's a spag?

Spag (n)

1) Spelling Punctuation And Grammar - A spag can mean someone who types in all lower case, uses the non-word "moar" in a non-satirical manner, or in some other way offends people who have a command of written English.

2) A jackass, usually - but not always - meant in a friendly, jibing manner.

3) Twid.
i c wat u did thar
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 07:48:40 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 07:46:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 07:23:24 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 07:18:44 PM
One moar question: What's a spag?

Spag (n)

1) Spelling Punctuation And Grammar - A spag can mean someone who types in all lower case, uses the non-word "moar" in a non-satirical manner, or in some other way offends people who have a command of written English.

2) A jackass, usually - but not always - meant in a friendly, jibing manner.

3) Twid.
i c wat u did thar

:regret:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 27, 2012, 08:21:53 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 07:18:44 PM
One moar question: What's a spag?  I tried to figure it out from context but you seem to use it to refer to a lot of things. I even poked around in google a bit but the definition still eludes me.

From the usage I've seen around here, it's nearly identical to the Chan use of the word "fag," without the cultural baggage.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 27, 2012, 08:38:11 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 27, 2012, 08:21:53 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 07:18:44 PM
One moar question: What's a spag?  I tried to figure it out from context but you seem to use it to refer to a lot of things. I even poked around in google a bit but the definition still eludes me.

From the usage I've seen around here, it's nearly identical to the Chan use of the word "fag," without the cultural baggage.

I think Cram coined it... it is meant to be a meaningless word that sounds potentially offensive, yet isn't, used to refer to people. Like "What are you spags up to?" Or "What a bunch of spags!" or "What time are the spags getting together?" or "Fuck off, you spag!"

Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 27, 2012, 08:42:15 PM
:lulz:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 27, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
Delightfully, it always makes me think of Jim Spagg:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Spagg

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jim+spagg&oq=jim+spagg&aq=f&aqi=g1&aql=&gs_l=youtube-reduced.3..0.5371.6587.0.6999.9.5.0.0.0.0.431.1085.2j0j1j1j1.5.0.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 27, 2012, 08:46:09 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 27, 2012, 07:21:50 AM
Twiddles: Man who is weirdly big.

<3

I can't believe nobody's done this yet:

:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Telarus on April 28, 2012, 01:16:14 AM
I just learned from Alton Brown that Spaghetti Bolognaise is referred to in rhyming slang as "spagBol". Any brits back that up?
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: navkat on April 28, 2012, 01:23:11 AM
When I was in HS on Long Island, kids used the word "sped" as a derrogatory term for retard becaue it was a portmantau of SPecial EDucation. Special ed. Sped.

I kind of always believed "Spag" was a portmantau of that and "Fag."
Sped + Fag = Retarded Fag. Spag.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Triple Zero on April 28, 2012, 03:17:04 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 27, 2012, 10:48:04 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 06:18:34 AM

Someone mentioned blackironprison.com but that seems to be down. 

Aww fuck!  I'll have to see if I can track down Syn and see what's up.  The site was working not too long ago.

Yeah I do hope it comes back up. It's where we keep loads of our stuff! :)

But then, it's been offline occasionally before.

If you talk to Syn, ask him if he's still okay with hosting that Wiki, cause, well, I really don't want to lose all the content we have there. It's one of the very few places that contains curated PD content (still a tiny fraction of all the awesome that can be dug up in our archives, but still).

(I don't even know if I have a DB backup--I'll make a point of getting one in the futare)
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Telarus on April 28, 2012, 06:52:53 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 28, 2012, 01:23:11 AM
When I was in HS on Long Island, kids used the word "sped" as a derrogatory term for retard becaue it was a portmantau of SPecial EDucation. Special ed. Sped.

I kind of always believed "Spag" was a portmantau of that and "Fag."
Sped + Fag = Retarded Fag. Spag.

This is exactly the sort of boobytraps we put into our memes. Spag.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 28, 2012, 07:34:16 AM
Quote from: Telarus on April 28, 2012, 06:52:53 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 28, 2012, 01:23:11 AM
When I was in HS on Long Island, kids used the word "sped" as a derrogatory term for retard becaue it was a portmantau of SPecial EDucation. Special ed. Sped.

I kind of always believed "Spag" was a portmantau of that and "Fag."
Sped + Fag = Retarded Fag. Spag.

This is exactly the sort of boobytraps we put into our memes. Spag.

Ah, sped is a Boston thing too.

Also, I'm drunk on th eporch with my laptop while Villager is sleeping in my room and I gave Mike 20 minutes.

Clove, s'il vous plait. Agus mas
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 28, 2012, 07:34:59 AM
Quote from: The Twiddlerat0r on April 28, 2012, 07:34:16 AM
Quote from: Telarus on April 28, 2012, 06:52:53 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 28, 2012, 01:23:11 AM
When I was in HS on Long Island, kids used the word "sped" as a derrogatory term for retard becaue it was a portmantau of SPecial EDucation. Special ed. Sped.

I kind of always believed "Spag" was a portmantau of that and "Fag."
Sped + Fag = Retarded Fag. Spag.

This is exactly the sort of boobytraps we put into our memes. Spag.

Ah, sped is a Boston thing too.

Also, I'm drunk on th eporch with my laptop while Villager is sleeping in my room and I gave Mike 20 minutes.

Clove, s'il vous plait. Agus mas

Mixin' Irish, Spanish and French.

I don;t know Spanish.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 28, 2012, 09:03:52 PM
Quote from: Telarus on April 28, 2012, 01:16:14 AM
I just learned from Alton Brown that Spaghetti Bolognaise is referred to in rhyming slang as "spagBol". Any brits back that up?

I'm not a brit, but I've seen that usage before.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 28, 2012, 09:04:25 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 28, 2012, 01:23:11 AM
When I was in HS on Long Island, kids used the word "sped" as a derrogatory term for retard becaue it was a portmantau of SPecial EDucation. Special ed. Sped.

I kind of always believed "Spag" was a portmantau of that and "Fag."
Sped + Fag = Retarded Fag. Spag.

WE ARE A BUNCH OF MENTALLY DEFICIENT HOMOSEXUALS

I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: LMNO on May 07, 2012, 05:55:19 PM
Well, I'm glad I was away, so I could avoid the n00bshitstorm, and settle into the honeymoon period with NewSpag.

Hi, NewSpag.  It's looking like a 76% chance that I'm happy you persevered.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Phox on May 07, 2012, 06:12:23 PM
Turns out that Newspag is an alright d00d.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: hirley0 on May 07, 2012, 09:06:32 PM
10 eb | no idea y iz here | i will check my diet program | 13:06
no 2 eithor { never mind | i have no concept of this | other than EAt
Moving along anyway | would 2 halves work ? i doubt this 2]

Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2012, 09:03:52 PM
Quote from: Telarus on April 28, 2012, 01:16:14 AM
I just learned from Alton Brown that Spaghetti Bolognaise is referred to in rhyming slang as "spagBol". Any brits back that up?

I'm not a brit, but I've seen that usage before.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on May 10, 2012, 06:42:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 05:55:19 PM
Well, I'm glad I was away, so I could avoid the n00bshitstorm, and settle into the honeymoon period with NewSpag.

Hi, NewSpag.  It's looking like a 76% chance that I'm happy you persevered.

Yay, acceptance! 
Hi, LMNO.  It's looking like theres a 76% chance I feel validated and therefore happy that I persevered.  I've seen your name around a lot and I'm looking forward to fleshing out my idea of who you are and what you mean.

If you don't mind me asking two questions about your name (I'm going to anyways)

1) There seems to be a lot of neat stuff in your name.  LMNO means which of the following:
a) A backronym designed to contain the letters "LMNO P" in sequence
b) "Leave my name out"
c) None of the above
d) Some combination of all of the above

2) Your title "PhD (life continues) is which of the following
a) A play on the subgenius term "Doktor"
b) A poke at acedemics (e.g. Herp Derp, I'm a PhD.  Life continues)
c) "Life continues" in the context of the alphabetical backronym mentioned in possibility (a) of question (1)  (e.g. Even though the alphabet stops here, life continues)
d) None of the above
e) Some combination of all of the above

I eagerly await your response (if you choose to respond of course).
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 10, 2012, 08:14:13 PM
Lmnos a cool guy. Fellow boston musician and the one pder i see on a semiregular basis.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 12:10:35 AM
LMNO may be a cool guy, but he has a bit of a temper, and unlike me he is not tolerant of stupid questions.  Not everyone can have the sort of saintly demeanor I have, and he already does his share by saving us all through Big Gay Cowboyism - the ONLY acceptable ism - and cannot be expected to be patient with this sort of assbaggery.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 12:17:48 AM
FWIW, LMNO stands for Like My New Ocelot?  Only the Ocelot isn't new anymore and is in fact dead, killed on the side of the road by a piss jug hurled from a speeding semi.  This is why LMNO hates truckers, and went so far as to kill the old PD member "Mourning Star" and eat him.  Because MS was a trucker, you see.  He had no choice.  What would you have done?
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on May 11, 2012, 12:26:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 12:10:35 AM
LMNO may be a cool guy, but he has a bit of a temper, and unlike me he is not tolerant of stupid questions.  Not everyone can have the sort of saintly demeanor I have, and he already does his share by saving us all through Big Gay Cowboyism - the ONLY acceptable ism - and cannot be expected to be patient with this sort of assbaggery.
Roger, Roger.
I bask in the love-rays that you send me through my computer screen (Disclaimer: Roger's saintly love rays may cause eyes to leak H2O and NaCl).  And I REALLY don't know LMNO that well.That's why I left this little gem at the bottom:
"I eagerly await your response (if you choose to respond of course)."

That way he can know that if he doesn't have the patience to deal with this sort of assbaggery he doesn't have to because I acknowledge that it is ultimately his choice.  I'll take note of it and avoid being an assbag around him.  Otherwise he will _____________(again up to him, and again I will take note of it)_____________

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 12:17:48 AM
FWIW, LMNO stands for Like My New Ocelot?  Only the Ocelot isn't new anymore and is in fact dead, killed on the side of the road by a piss jug hurled from a speeding semi.  This is why LMNO hates truckers, and went so far as to kill the old PD member "Mourning Star" and eat him.  Because MS was a trucker, you see.  He had no choice.  What would you have done?
Probably the same.  What a horrible way for a New Ocelot to go.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 12:35:13 AM
Quote from: NewSpag on May 11, 2012, 12:26:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 12:10:35 AM
LMNO may be a cool guy, but he has a bit of a temper, and unlike me he is not tolerant of stupid questions.  Not everyone can have the sort of saintly demeanor I have, and he already does his share by saving us all through Big Gay Cowboyism - the ONLY acceptable ism - and cannot be expected to be patient with this sort of assbaggery.
Roger, Roger.
I bask in the love-rays that you send me through my computer screen (Disclaimer: Roger's saintly love rays may cause eyes to leak H2O and NaCl).  And I REALLY don't know LMNO that well.That's why I left this little gem at the bottom:
"I eagerly await your response (if you choose to respond of course)."

That way he can know that if he doesn't have the patience to deal with this sort of assbaggery he doesn't have to because I acknowledge that it is ultimately his choice.  I'll take note of it and avoid being an assbag around him.  Otherwise he will _____________(again up to him, and again I will take note of it)_____________

You just don't understand, kid.  LMNO is the last of the gunfighters, and he doesn't think before he reacts.  The bad news is, it's too late, and he'll probably shoot you.  The good news is, he'll look FABULOUS doing so.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on May 11, 2012, 12:56:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 12:35:13 AM
Quote from: NewSpag on May 11, 2012, 12:26:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 12:10:35 AM
LMNO may be a cool guy, but he has a bit of a temper, and unlike me he is not tolerant of stupid questions.  Not everyone can have the sort of saintly demeanor I have, and he already does his share by saving us all through Big Gay Cowboyism - the ONLY acceptable ism - and cannot be expected to be patient with this sort of assbaggery.
Roger, Roger.
I bask in the love-rays that you send me through my computer screen (Disclaimer: Roger's saintly love rays may cause eyes to leak H2O and NaCl).  And I REALLY don't know LMNO that well.That's why I left this little gem at the bottom:
"I eagerly await your response (if you choose to respond of course)."

That way he can know that if he doesn't have the patience to deal with this sort of assbaggery he doesn't have to because I acknowledge that it is ultimately his choice.  I'll take note of it and avoid being an assbag around him.  Otherwise he will _____________(again up to him, and again I will take note of it)_____________

You just don't understand, kid.  LMNO is the last of the gunfighters, and he doesn't think before he reacts.  The bad news is, it's too late, and he'll probably shoot you.  The good news is, he'll look FABULOUS doing so.
I'm expecting quite a response now, I hope you didn't jack up my hopes for nothing.  That wouldn't be very saintly of you.  If he guns me down, I deserved it.  And I'm sure LMNO always looks FABULOUS.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Don Coyote on May 11, 2012, 02:08:03 AM
To say that LMNO looks fabulous would be to insult him. Fabulous is merely a poor concept to describe how LMNO-like something that is not LMNO is.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:09:54 AM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 11, 2012, 02:08:03 AM
To say that LMNO looks fabulous would be to insult him. Fabulous is merely a poor concept to describe how LMNO-like something that is not LMNO is.

Fabulous is just the part of LMNO you can see.  The rest would blow you into ashes if you saw it, like on Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:10:23 AM
Quote from: NewSpag on May 11, 2012, 12:26:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 12:10:35 AM
LMNO may be a cool guy, but he has a bit of a temper, and unlike me he is not tolerant of stupid questions.  Not everyone can have the sort of saintly demeanor I have, and he already does his share by saving us all through Big Gay Cowboyism - the ONLY acceptable ism - and cannot be expected to be patient with this sort of assbaggery.
Roger, Roger.


Who?

I KNEW you weren't new, fucker.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Don Coyote on May 11, 2012, 02:12:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:09:54 AM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 11, 2012, 02:08:03 AM
To say that LMNO looks fabulous would be to insult him. Fabulous is merely a poor concept to describe how LMNO-like something that is not LMNO is.

Fabulous is just the part of LMNO you can see.  The rest would blow you into ashes if you saw it, like on Raiders of the Lost Ark.

The Fabulous that describes the LMNO is not the true Fabulous or the true LMNO.

I am now picturing a crate labeled 'Top Secret' that contains a box that contains LMNO being treating as if it were a weapon of mass destruction. Although the resultant cloud would not rain radioactive fallout.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:15:10 AM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 11, 2012, 02:12:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:09:54 AM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 11, 2012, 02:08:03 AM
To say that LMNO looks fabulous would be to insult him. Fabulous is merely a poor concept to describe how LMNO-like something that is not LMNO is.

Fabulous is just the part of LMNO you can see.  The rest would blow you into ashes if you saw it, like on Raiders of the Lost Ark.

The Fabulous that describes the LMNO is not the true Fabulous or the true LMNO.

I am now picturing a crate labeled 'Top Secret' that contains a box that contains LMNO being treating as if it were a weapon of mass destruction. Although the resultant cloud would not rain radioactive fallout.

LMNO uses an acronym for his name, to spare our mortal eyeballs.  Also, speaking his actual name is both dangerous and damn near impossible.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: NewSpag on May 11, 2012, 03:00:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:10:23 AM
Quote from: NewSpag on May 11, 2012, 12:26:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 12:10:35 AM
LMNO may be a cool guy, but he has a bit of a temper, and unlike me he is not tolerant of stupid questions.  Not everyone can have the sort of saintly demeanor I have, and he already does his share by saving us all through Big Gay Cowboyism - the ONLY acceptable ism - and cannot be expected to be patient with this sort of assbaggery.
Roger, Roger.


Who?

I KNEW you weren't new, fucker.
Oh shit, the jigg's up.  Or, and bear with me now, or .... OR MOTHERFUCKING OR ... or:
Maybe some new person joined the board.  Maybe said person pissed some people off at first because said person dived right into posting without really understanding what said person was getting into.  Maybe this person wanted to see what PD was and figure out the culture here.  Maybe some drama went down.  Maybe it wasn't done in PMs, so it was visible to pretty much everyone.  Maybe everyone kept talking about Roger and the new user had no clue what was going on.  Maybe they didn't even connect the dots between TGRR and the name Roger.  You wrote a post about TGRR Vs. Dok Howl fairly recently.  Maybe someone (a different somebody of course) replied to it and came up in the unread posts.  Maybe any idiot, even this imaginary person who DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, can put 2 and 2 together at that point.  Maybe that new user is me.

But that's just clutching at straws right?  Give me a break, I'm not new.  The good Doktor says so  :roll:

Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 11, 2012, 03:02:56 AM
Newspag you really dont want to leave a blank for lmno to fit in. Hell take it as an invitation to do depravity to you. I mean you can if you really want but i suggest establishing a safeword first.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2012, 05:27:05 AM
Quote from: NewSpag on May 11, 2012, 03:00:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:10:23 AM
Quote from: NewSpag on May 11, 2012, 12:26:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 12:10:35 AM
LMNO may be a cool guy, but he has a bit of a temper, and unlike me he is not tolerant of stupid questions.  Not everyone can have the sort of saintly demeanor I have, and he already does his share by saving us all through Big Gay Cowboyism - the ONLY acceptable ism - and cannot be expected to be patient with this sort of assbaggery.
Roger, Roger.


Who?

I KNEW you weren't new, fucker.
Oh shit, the jigg's up.  Or, and bear with me now, or .... OR MOTHERFUCKING OR ... or:
Maybe some new person joined the board.  Maybe said person pissed some people off at first because said person dived right into posting without really understanding what said person was getting into.  Maybe this person wanted to see what PD was and figure out the culture here.  Maybe some drama went down.  Maybe it wasn't done in PMs, so it was visible to pretty much everyone.  Maybe everyone kept talking about Roger and the new user had no clue what was going on.  Maybe they didn't even connect the dots between TGRR and the name Roger.  You wrote a post about TGRR Vs. Dok Howl fairly recently.  Maybe someone (a different somebody of course) replied to it and came up in the unread posts.  Maybe any idiot, even this imaginary person who DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, can put 2 and 2 together at that point.  Maybe that new user is me.

But that's just clutching at straws right?  Give me a break, I'm not new.  The good Doktor says so  :roll:

OH! The profoundly retarded Charlie Manson guy?
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Telarus on May 11, 2012, 06:15:11 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 11, 2012, 03:02:56 AM
Newspag you really dont want to leave a blank for lmno to fit in. Hell take it as an invitation to do depravity to you. I mean you can if you really want but i suggest establishing a safeword first.

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2012, 07:24:06 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2012, 05:27:05 AM
Quote from: NewSpag on May 11, 2012, 03:00:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:10:23 AM
Quote from: NewSpag on May 11, 2012, 12:26:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 12:10:35 AM
LMNO may be a cool guy, but he has a bit of a temper, and unlike me he is not tolerant of stupid questions.  Not everyone can have the sort of saintly demeanor I have, and he already does his share by saving us all through Big Gay Cowboyism - the ONLY acceptable ism - and cannot be expected to be patient with this sort of assbaggery.
Roger, Roger.


Who?

I KNEW you weren't new, fucker.
Oh shit, the jigg's up.  Or, and bear with me now, or .... OR MOTHERFUCKING OR ... or:
Maybe some new person joined the board.  Maybe said person pissed some people off at first because said person dived right into posting without really understanding what said person was getting into.  Maybe this person wanted to see what PD was and figure out the culture here.  Maybe some drama went down.  Maybe it wasn't done in PMs, so it was visible to pretty much everyone.  Maybe everyone kept talking about Roger and the new user had no clue what was going on.  Maybe they didn't even connect the dots between TGRR and the name Roger.  You wrote a post about TGRR Vs. Dok Howl fairly recently.  Maybe someone (a different somebody of course) replied to it and came up in the unread posts.  Maybe any idiot, even this imaginary person who DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, can put 2 and 2 together at that point.  Maybe that new user is me.

But that's just clutching at straws right?  Give me a break, I'm not new.  The good Doktor says so  :roll:

OH! The profoundly retarded Charlie Manson guy?

Was that an actual username? Profoundly Retarded Charlie Manson? Because it should be.
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2012, 08:11:49 AM
Quote from: FUCK OFF on May 11, 2012, 07:24:06 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2012, 05:27:05 AM
Quote from: NewSpag on May 11, 2012, 03:00:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:10:23 AM
Quote from: NewSpag on May 11, 2012, 12:26:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 12:10:35 AM
LMNO may be a cool guy, but he has a bit of a temper, and unlike me he is not tolerant of stupid questions.  Not everyone can have the sort of saintly demeanor I have, and he already does his share by saving us all through Big Gay Cowboyism - the ONLY acceptable ism - and cannot be expected to be patient with this sort of assbaggery.
Roger, Roger.


Who?

I KNEW you weren't new, fucker.
Oh shit, the jigg's up.  Or, and bear with me now, or .... OR MOTHERFUCKING OR ... or:
Maybe some new person joined the board.  Maybe said person pissed some people off at first because said person dived right into posting without really understanding what said person was getting into.  Maybe this person wanted to see what PD was and figure out the culture here.  Maybe some drama went down.  Maybe it wasn't done in PMs, so it was visible to pretty much everyone.  Maybe everyone kept talking about Roger and the new user had no clue what was going on.  Maybe they didn't even connect the dots between TGRR and the name Roger.  You wrote a post about TGRR Vs. Dok Howl fairly recently.  Maybe someone (a different somebody of course) replied to it and came up in the unread posts.  Maybe any idiot, even this imaginary person who DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, can put 2 and 2 together at that point.  Maybe that new user is me.

But that's just clutching at straws right?  Give me a break, I'm not new.  The good Doktor says so  :roll:

OH! The profoundly retarded Charlie Manson guy?

Was that an actual username? Profoundly Retarded Charlie Manson? Because it should be.

No, he called himself Insanity.
But PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON would be a BEAUTEOUS username, the likes of which haven't been seen since the GIGGLES title "SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE PROSTITUTE".  :lulz:
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: AFK on May 11, 2012, 11:50:20 AM
uh yeah, its the same guy, same account, he just changed his handle as weve all been known to do from time to time. 
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 20, 2012, 04:40:07 AM
Quote from: Twiddle Recall on April 26, 2012, 09:19:35 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2012, 09:10:18 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:27:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 06:14:43 PMThe Twiddlerat0r.
Bruce Twillis.
The Chronicles of Twiddick.
Twiddler Durden.
Judge Twidd.
Twid Dieselton.
Twiddlegheddon.
Demolition Twid.
Twiddle Recall.
Twid Monkeys.
Twiddledock Saints.
Twitch.
Twiddle With A Shotgun.
Twambo.
Twiddle X.
This Is Spinal Twid.
Doctor Strangleton.
Boondock Saints happens in Boston, so I may have to go with that one.

Not only that, but the main characters are Irish!

QuoteAlso, Hobo With A Shotgun is a fantastic movie and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I don't believe anybody would dare to!

As you might have noticed, I only named bad-assery.

(for instance, there is no Twidlight in that list, you don't think I omitted it by accident?)

Heheh, I didn't notice but thanks~!
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Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Triple Zero on June 22, 2012, 12:24:05 PM
... beautiful ... :cry::1fap:

I love you're srsly doing all of these :D


(btw Twiddle X refers to xXx, not Malcolm X)

I also forgot one:

They called him Machettleton
He knows the score
He gets the women
And he kills the bad guys
He was given an offer he couldn't refuse
Machettleton
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KtyaXp94Wo)

(you can safely turn it off after 1m50, it's fairly repetitive after that--meant to be  mixed through a liveset afterall)
Title: Re: Two Important Questions
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 22, 2012, 01:55:08 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 22, 2012, 12:24:05 PM
... beautiful ... :cry::1fap:

I love you're srsly doing all of these :D


(btw Twiddle X refers to xXx, not Malcolm X)

I also forgot one:

They called him Machettleton
He knows the score
He gets the women
And he kills the bad guys
He was given an offer he couldn't refuse
Machettleton
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KtyaXp94Wo)

(you can safely turn it off after 1m50, it's fairly repetitive after that--meant to be  mixed through a liveset afterall)

Oh! That's good to know, since I was going to do Malcolm X.

I may do both now though anyway.

I am going to take a brief excursion from it though after I get home tonight.