People often ask me what is the best lure for fishing, now if you look online you will see a lot of suggestions of things like Jigs, spoons or spinnerbait, however these are just shills trying to offload product, a conspiracy of Big Fish.
What you want to use is Ray-bans.
You tie those suckers to the end of the line and even the most bashful catfish isn't going be able to resist a nibble. This works on 90% of all freshwater fish.
If you are a seafisher then you might want to vary these slightly, nothing lands a good salty Bream or Sheepshead as well as a pair of Aviators.
You're going to want to avoid using Shutter Shades, unless you want blowfish, a bony inedible angler or jellyfish.
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religion, in my opinion, there are four basic ideas:
monotheism, pantheism, atheism, polytheism
I think Discordianism is a mix of atheism and polytheism.
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polyatheism, yes, I believe there are multiple nothings
and I adhere to several forms of disbelief
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for the legality of Discordianism and similar religions surviving in random countries:
requires:
freedom of religion
legalization of blasphemy
freedom of speech
freedom of press
legalization of recreational drugs