Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2022, 07:23:06 pm

Title: Forgetting Eris
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2022, 07:23:06 pm
Is it any coincidence that this here temple flew to pieces in late 2015, and that since then, every year has been weirder in a bad way then the year prior?

In 2015, most of our heroes died.
In 2016, we found out that most of the remaining heroes were irredeemable shitnecks, abusers, and bigots.
2017-2019 was just a fat orange guy screeching out Adderol-fueled tweets nonstop.
2020 was a nonstop litany of horror, starting with the plague, carrying on with forest fires, and also murder hornets.
2021 was worse.  We couldn't get a week into it without a Nazi insurrection, and then the boat got stuck1.
2022 is even worse than that (Roe v Wade, etc).  Also, the plague is back.  Plus monkeypox.  This fall doesn't look any better.

It's almost as if a certain minor Greek god was trying to get our attention, right?  Or worse, she's really mad that we ghosted her and now we're gonna PAY.  And by "we" I mean "everyone, everywhere."

Hey, it makes just as much sense as anything else.

1 I remember hearing otherwise intelligent people saying they were glad the boat got stuck, as if somehow it were going to be the rich that suffered.  Which goes to show that even smart people can be stupid as hell sometimes.
Title: Re: Forgetting Eris
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 26, 2022, 02:10:12 pm
Yep. And she's frying the world.
They're getting triple digits in London, FFS.
Title: Re: Forgetting Eris
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on July 26, 2022, 08:40:08 pm
Yeah, that adds up.
Title: Re: Forgetting Eris
Post by: hooplala on July 27, 2022, 04:26:30 pm
I concur.
Title: Re: Forgetting Eris
Post by: Slyph on August 03, 2022, 07:44:06 pm
I was sat in work during a dull team meeting a whiles back, and the boss hit the part of the agenda reserved for complaints. A local had complained that the noise of our cognitively impaired dudes using the trampoline was disturbing her sleep, which she needed for her Very Important Job (tm)

MIDWAY through our boss delivering this speech, the wind picked up, and threw the fucking trampoline through a trellis, over a seven foot high wall, whereupon it landed right side up and undamaged, in her (complainant's) fucking back yard.

Title: Re: Forgetting Eris
Post by: Faust on August 17, 2022, 10:13:25 am
Eris walks into the wedding, she is pissed off because she thinks everyone forgot her, instead they have all been brutally murdered. Its up to her to find out who the culprit is