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Literate Chaotic / Re: Books That No One Should Read

« on: August 28, 2008, 09:31:52 am »

The Bible.

I actually enjoy a lot of the bible. It's Christians who are the problem.

2x

every time i crack open a bible i always find something that makes me say, "holy shit! i can't believe this is actually in the bible"

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: USAF considers making a botnet

« on: August 28, 2008, 07:24:43 am »

Recent is a pretty relative term.

yes. . . yes it is.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Yet another BIP metaphor: Ruts and Slopes.

« on: August 25, 2008, 11:34:05 am »

what about picks and shovels?

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Yet another BIP metaphor: Ruts and Slopes.

« on: August 25, 2008, 05:21:35 am »

is there a way to work peaks into this metaphor - i.e. can you be a the top of two slopes leading to diametrically opposed ruts? 

would it be fair to say that discordianism is the only religion that acknowledges it is a rut?

also, cuz i live in deer country: the other rut

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Weekly Science Headlines

« on: August 02, 2008, 07:48:57 pm »

I don't think I am.  What I am saying is that the habit of reducing full sentences to acronymic representation is a function of a habit promulgated through the use of certain technologies, and you will find this habit adopted most readily by the grouping of individuals employing said technologies.

I'm pretty sure there are ample examples of laziness and retardation throughout a broad cross section of all generations.

(edited for clarity)

man, when i first discovered horseradish mustard, i put it on EVERYTHING.  after a while, i got tired of it. 

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Or Kill Me / Re: She apparently likes me.

« on: August 01, 2008, 08:47:56 pm »

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: A thought on a few core ideas.

« on: July 11, 2008, 11:43:19 am »

random order is still an order.

in terms of chaos and relation to scale.  could the situation be similar to "snow" on the TV screen?  from a distance, taking in the whole picture, it looks like a bunch of chaos, but when you zoom in really close, all you see is a dot that is sometimes black and sometimes white (quite orderly and fairly predictable). 

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: The Origin of the Universe

« on: July 11, 2008, 11:34:25 am »

if time were to stop, then how long would it stop for?

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Or Kill Me / Re: all the words get in the way

« on: July 11, 2008, 02:09:06 am »

i really dug it, man.  keep drinking

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: The Origin of the Universe

« on: July 11, 2008, 01:52:50 am »

P.S. I'm getting all excited cos I'm a soon-to-be math major (possibly physics major also now).

DON'T DO IT!!!!!  RUN AWAY!!!  NEVER LOOK BACK!!!!  BE AN ELECTRICIAN INSTEAD!!!!

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: The Origin of the Universe

« on: July 10, 2008, 09:48:10 am »

man, i don't even know where the universe is

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GASM Command / Re: switchGASM

« on: July 01, 2008, 03:17:41 pm »

yep- when the clock fell off the wall in the lab where i work and was deemed a safety hazard and relocated, i printed up a signe that said "MADE YOU LOOK" and hung it where the clock used to be. 

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Im out of brown sugar

« on: June 30, 2008, 12:18:57 am »

maple syrup is good on oatmeal

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Fucking tomato ban...

« on: June 15, 2008, 07:00:01 pm »

"technically, sir, tomatoes are fags"

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Unofficial What are you Reading Thread?

« on: June 15, 2008, 12:41:39 am »

reading is thinking

and either way...

thinking is thinking.

(its ALL good!)

i don't think so