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Apple Talk / Re: Facebook is fucking wild, man

« on: December 03, 2021, 04:48:57 am »

 :evilmad:Can I interest you in some innuendos?

Perhaps a euphemism or two?

We've got a sale on metaphors.

Say whatever you want, that's like a simile.

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Apple Talk / Re: Facebook is fucking wild, man

« on: December 01, 2021, 10:54:14 pm »

Maybe you can?

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Unified Vidya Games thread

« on: December 01, 2021, 10:51:08 pm »

I LOVED shadowgate. I can still hear the music.

My mom is not a gamer, but back in the early 90s, she loved Tetris... and Shadowgate.

She was obsessed with Shadowgate for a little while. I remember her beating it while the rest of the family clawed their faces off.

As I've gotten older I've come to realize that my favorite thing about my favorite video games was the music. 

Edit- man, you ain't kidding.  I confess, Cain's poat reminded me of the game, but it took a little googling to figure out what it was called.  I couldn't recall the music, so I decided to listen to it on my way home from work.  I found a youtube video of the game play.  It's a little off putting at first but it really does get pretty cool after awhile.  I hope I'm not just exploiting some sort of long form neurological feedback loop that just makes me think it's good music because it's a nearly forgotten childhood memory.  Either way, A+ enjoyable time.  Will def listen again

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Unified Vidya Games thread

« on: December 01, 2021, 08:08:46 pm »

i used to play Shadowgate but I've kinda gotten out of games since then

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Apple Talk / Re: What the fuck

« on: December 01, 2021, 01:22:29 pm »

oh is this another one of those HOAD newbies? godddddd, so many these days

HOAD?

Harbinger Of Alien Dangus?

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: November 30, 2021, 10:47:21 pm »

you can't triple stamp a double stamp!

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: November 30, 2021, 03:38:14 pm »

it is with deepest ragret that i inform you that all posts following this one do not count and are invalid. 

that is to say, this is the last post in this thread. 

even if it snot

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Apple Talk / Re: So I caught a 30 day ban on Facebook, again...

« on: November 29, 2021, 01:20:47 pm »

i saw kid rock live back in the 90s.  I didn't know who he was, but some friends brought me along.  I remember some "balls in your mouth" song that seemed funny at the time.

i don't remember much of the show except that kid rock was actually a pretty good guitar player. 

i never forgave him for ripping off metallica (and not even good metallica) what a bundle of sticks.

but i do have to give him credit for that northern michigan song (don't get me wrong, the song fucking blows and i hate it) but he justifies stealing "sweet home alabama" by starting the song out with "werewolves of london" - i can appreciate that, even if it sucks.

say what you want about his talent, but he certainly did make a lot of money fleecing a certain type of people that, in my opinion, can handle a bit of fleecing.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: November 28, 2021, 02:10:54 pm »

Dang It, Anyway

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Apple Talk / Re: So I caught a 30 day ban on Facebook, again...

« on: November 24, 2021, 01:12:28 am »

I was going to post this on your Facebook until I remembered

https://en.yna.co.kr/view/PYH20211120018400325

I'm gonna be fucking ill.

*goes to burn her belts*

On the plus side you can see a picture of Kid Rock - most recently singing about how his generation didn't have participation trophies because he's having a boomer meltdown - in the background as Trump is given a literal participation trophy.

You can't buy comedy like that.

i don't really consider trump and kid rock to be from the same generation

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: November 21, 2021, 12:09:02 pm »

To me, the word FAP always sounded like a disease.

Sorry boss, can't come to work today,  I've come down with a bad case of the Fap.

The Commander
DIA

when I first read (i've never ever heard it) people use the word fap, I thought it was because porn uses a lot of bandwidth and FAP stands for "Fair Access Protocol" which is how the server decides who's data to throttle.

I love that that is where your head went. You might have what it takes to be a DIA agent.

The Commander
DIA

Detroit Institute of Arts?

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Apple Talk / Re: So I caught a 30 day ban on Facebook, again...

« on: November 21, 2021, 02:24:01 am »

 I regret fucking nothing.

indeed, it is generally regarded as better to have fucked something

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: November 21, 2021, 02:21:31 am »

To me, the word FAP always sounded like a disease.

Sorry boss, can't come to work today,  I've come down with a bad case of the Fap.

The Commander
DIA

when I first read (i've never ever heard it) people use the word fap, I thought it was because porn uses a lot of bandwidth and FAP stands for "Fair Access Protocol" which is how the server decides who's data to throttle.

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Apple Talk / Re: baseless hostility thread

« on: November 21, 2021, 02:18:39 am »

i know you are, but what am i? infinity

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: November 11, 2021, 04:00:37 pm »

That was you?