Earwig penises.
http://membracid.wordpress.com/2009/04/06/monday-morning-earwig-genital-cringe/ (http://membracid.wordpress.com/2009/04/06/monday-morning-earwig-genital-cringe/)
They've got an extra, just in case one breaks. They often do break.
Ew. Now, talk about a bug that STINKS. Pshew.
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 02:18:21 PM
Ew. Now, talk about a bug that STINKS. Pshew.
Dermaptera, my dear momma Jenne, Dermaptera, not Hemiptera. 8)
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 03:42:47 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 02:18:21 PM
Ew. Now, talk about a bug that STINKS. Pshew.
Dermaptera, my dear momma Jenne, Dermaptera, not Hemiptera. 8)
:D I could never abide the smell of an earwig, Kai! :D Plus they are mean fuckers, too.
:fap:
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?
:fap::fap::fap::fap:
I hope so.
:x
I will not sleep the same again. EVAR!
See, now I'm wondering if the guy who wrote "Detachable Penis" studied insects...
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?
:fap::fap::fap::fap:
I hope so.
Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.
And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?
:fap::fap::fap::fap:
I hope so.
Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.
And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.
So they are named after a myth? And don't go in ears right?
pleasepleaseplease say yes cause this is just really gross!!!!!
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!
Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!
Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?
:potd:
That WAS a truly inspired reply, I agree. I meant to answer it with a "Yes" last night but forgot!
Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2009, 03:25:40 PM
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!
Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?
:potd:
You just can't tell these days.
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?
:fap::fap::fap::fap:
I hope so.
Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.
And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.
I call meta-myth! I bet that the interpretation of the name "earwig" as having had to do with ears is a back formation from the word which is probably from an entirely different root altogether! Also, I've never met anyone who believed that earwigs crawl into your brain through your ears (discounting impressionable children lied to by adults who knew better.)
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?
:fap::fap::fap::fap:
I hope so.
Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.
And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.
That's just what you want us to think. Bug lover!
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!
Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?
:lulz:
Quote from: GA on May 08, 2009, 05:39:04 AM
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?
:fap::fap::fap::fap:
I hope so.
Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.
And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.
I call meta-myth! I bet that the interpretation of the name "earwig" as having had to do with ears is a back formation from the word which is probably from an entirely different root altogether! Also, I've never met anyone who believed that earwigs crawl into your brain through your ears (discounting impressionable children lied to by adults who knew better.)
They're often found in ears of corn. I assumed that's where the name came from...
Interesting. I'll bring that up with my professor next time I see him.
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?
:fap::fap::fap::fap:
I hope so.
Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.
And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.
Actually I had a friend who legitimately had an earwig crawl in his ear when he was asleep. He complained of really bad ear pains and when he went to the doctor there WAS one in his ear.
Just a coincidence I know, but still.
HE IS THE PROOF lol
I think when that happens, one probably ought to be more concerned with the sanitary conditions of one's dwelling than with specifics about where the earwigs are crawling. :lol:
My husband once got a gnat in his ear and it had to be flushed out at the doctor's office.