Someone make it stop before I commit arson.
DONT CRY
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 05:01:21 AM
Someone make it stop before I commit arson.
Fire will dry your tears, and gasoline fumes will clear up your snotty little hate filled nostrils.
(http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg)
EoC,
googled "funny picture" and took the first entry.
Crying makes Baby Jesus laugh at you
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 11, 2009, 05:03:06 AM
(http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg)
EoC,
googled "funny picture" and took the first entry.
I laughed, but it didn't help much. Not even BEARFORCE1 is saving me right now.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 11, 2009, 05:05:21 AM
Crying makes Baby Jesus laugh at you
He can go fuck himself. I bet Michelangelo never thought of sculpting THAT.
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 05:05:31 AM
I laughed, but it didn't help much. Not even BEARFORCE1 is saving me right now.
Time to pull out the big guns.
(http://www.mediacurmudgeon.com/FTBlog0307.jpg)
EoC,
googled "really funny picture" and took the first entry.
EoC I got this
(http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/jmiles/2007/02/27/comicbullyroot.jpg)
I also got pictures of roadkill
:?
what the fuck is wrong with my google
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 11, 2009, 05:12:44 AM
EoC I got this
(http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/jmiles/2007/02/27/comicbullyroot.jpg)
:horrormirth:
All I got was this:
edit, duh.
Thurnez you suck at this.
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/ThornIs/wizard.jpg)
I googled "way to go thurnez" and that's what I got.
thats me
:lulz:
IM A WIZARD
cause i have a hat
(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/a/asshole_yankee_fans-13351.jpg)
(http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/2/balc.jpg)
Googling "really funny picture" served this up.
Just don't tell Roger... Tis mah SEEKRUT WEHPUN!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/BeautifulFairyPrincess.jpg)
Quote from: Cait M. R. on December 11, 2009, 05:25:28 AM
(http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/2/balc.jpg)
Googling "really funny picture" served this up.
WTF?
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 11, 2009, 05:24:24 AM
thats me
:lulz:
IM A WIZARD
cause i have a hat
(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/a/asshole_yankee_fans-13351.jpg)
:evilmad:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 11, 2009, 05:31:56 AM
Just don't tell Roger... Tis mah SEEKRUT WEHPUN!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/BeautifulFairyPrincess.jpg)
This has also become a fencing move at my academy.
Quote from: BAI on December 11, 2009, 05:39:06 AM
(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5803/bushmellon.jpg)
this is sure to cheer you up! boggle eyed presidential melon heads always make me giggle.
If our presidents looked like that, then our foreign policy would probably rock.
I knew you would like that one
:lulz:
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 05:42:42 AM
Quote from: Cait M. R. on December 11, 2009, 05:25:28 AM
(http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/2/balc.jpg)
Googling "really funny picture" served this up.
WTF?
I have no idea. It's not funny at all.
If anything, it makes me weep for humanity even more.
I google-image'd "stop crying" and got this:
(http://www.rightwinged.com/images/photoshops/huggies3.jpg)
:spittake:
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 11, 2009, 07:46:00 AM
I google-image'd "stop crying" and got this:
(http://www.rightwinged.com/images/photoshops/huggies3.jpg)
:mittens:
I <3 you guys.
...I still feel fucking awful. My dad called me this morning to check on me. I shouldn't have posted that Facebook update. Damnit. So somehow, next week, I need to make sure I'm all smiles no matter what, right? To not let the parents worry...God forbid...
Yeah, I was about to send you a PM about that facebook update...
Quote from: LMNO on December 11, 2009, 04:11:06 PM
Yeah, I was about to send you a PM about that facebook update...
I was about to tweet about the PM you sent about that facebook update, via text message.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 11, 2009, 04:13:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 11, 2009, 04:11:06 PM
Yeah, I was about to send you a PM about that facebook update...
I was about to tweet about the PM you sent about that facebook update, via text message.
Believe it or not, there are sometimes where meta pop-culture reference humor is not the best course of action.
This is one of those times.
Quote from: LMNO on December 11, 2009, 04:15:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 11, 2009, 04:13:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 11, 2009, 04:11:06 PM
Yeah, I was about to send you a PM about that facebook update...
I was about to tweet about the PM you sent about that facebook update, via text message.
Believe it or not, there are sometimes where meta pop-culture reference humor is not the best course of action.
This is one of those times.
:oops:
(http://www.vidlit.com/mybad/mybad_cover.jpg)
google imaged "my bad"
Quote from: LMNO on December 11, 2009, 04:11:06 PM
Yeah, I was about to send you a PM about that facebook update...
I had a meltdown last night. Still recovering.
But hey, it's CHRISTMAS. I get to be HAPPY. I get to see my FAMILY.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I getting a divorce.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I'm waiting tables again.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.
My parents didn't get divorced when they were 27, but holy shit did I wish they did sometimes.
Why don't you just tell them now, and give them a week or two to get it out of their systems before you have to see them?
The parents know, they're over it. And I hope they did their job to the rest of the family that I have to see on Christmas Eve. If not, I plan to get irreparably drunk very fast. Which shouldn't be a problem, since my brother and I usually split a bottle of tequila.
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 11, 2009, 04:11:06 PM
Yeah, I was about to send you a PM about that facebook update...
I had a meltdown last night. Still recovering.
But hey, it's CHRISTMAS. I get to be HAPPY. I get to see my FAMILY.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I getting a divorce.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I'm waiting tables again.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.
My parents didn't get divorced when they were 27, but holy shit did I wish they did sometimes.
D: :cry:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 11, 2009, 04:31:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 11, 2009, 04:11:06 PM
Yeah, I was about to send you a PM about that facebook update...
I had a meltdown last night. Still recovering.
But hey, it's CHRISTMAS. I get to be HAPPY. I get to see my FAMILY.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I getting a divorce.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I'm waiting tables again.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.
My parents didn't get divorced when they were 27, but holy shit did I wish they did sometimes.
D: :cry:
On the plus side, maybe I'll get them to give me money.
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:32:25 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 11, 2009, 04:31:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 11, 2009, 04:11:06 PM
Yeah, I was about to send you a PM about that facebook update...
I had a meltdown last night. Still recovering.
But hey, it's CHRISTMAS. I get to be HAPPY. I get to see my FAMILY.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I getting a divorce.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I'm waiting tables again.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.
My parents didn't get divorced when they were 27, but holy shit did I wish they did sometimes.
D: :cry:
On the plus side, maybe I'll get them to give me money.
Money is always nice. Especially if the reciever has no moneys to begin with.
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I getting a divorce.
If they think divorcing that shitstick is a bad thing, then to hell with them.
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I'm waiting tables again.
*Looks at the business section of his paper* I think everyone knows why people are moving down and not up.
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.
Punch them. In the face.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2009, 04:35:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.
Punch them. In the face.
THIS.
Don't cry little Suu,
the world won't dry your tears.
Don't cry little Suu,
This life has sucked for years.
Don't cry little Suu,
there's a better way to vent.
Don't cry little Suu,
find salvation in torment.
Kick 'em in the 'nards,
Stomp right on their face.
Beat them with a stick,
Saute' them in mace.
Find their weakest point
make the world scream,
have a therapeutic rampage
If you know what I mean.
- Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I getting a divorce.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I'm waiting tables again.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.
Start making up stuff. Tell them your getting a sex change and moving to Columbia to support your cocaine addiction... and you joined the church of scientology
If you do it right no one will talk to you, and then you could just sit back, drink some christmas rum and the holidays will just fly by.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 11, 2009, 04:37:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2009, 04:35:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.
Punch them. In the face.
THIS.
or you could do this...
whatever suits your fancy
I've already started telling them that the reason why I gained weight is because I kicked my meth habit, and that they should be proud of me.
:lulz:
It's better than most of the excuses I could use.
Could you somehow give me credit for that, put it in writing, and send it to the Maine Legislature? You'll have to pretend you're under 18, and a Maine citizen.
Tell em you've decided to run away with the circus.
You've fallen in love with the bearded lady and nothing can get in the way of your destiny.
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:29:17 PM
The parents know, they're over it. And I hope they did their job to the rest of the family that I have to see on Christmas Eve. If not, I plan to get irreparably drunk very fast. Which shouldn't be a problem, since my brother and I usually split a bottle of tequila.
Getting drunk is not a backup plan, it's the proper course of action. It's x-mas ffs, time to get shitfaced. For Jesus! :argh!:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 11, 2009, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:29:17 PM
The parents know, they're over it. And I hope they did their job to the rest of the family that I have to see on Christmas Eve. If not, I plan to get irreparably drunk very fast. Which shouldn't be a problem, since my brother and I usually split a bottle of tequila.
Getting drunk is not a backup plan, it's the proper course of action. It's x-mas ffs, time to get shitfaced. For Jesus! :argh!:
Not being drunk at Christmas makes baby Jesus cry.
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:51:47 PM
I've already started telling them that the reason why I gained weight is because I kicked my meth habit, and that they should be proud of me.
:horrormirth:
You can honestly say that in a shitty job market, you're using the time to do some damn good freelance graphic and textile design, while General Stuart is actually working in his degree and profiting musically on the side.
You should tell my side of the family. They'll definitely give you money. At least, they always give me money when shit happens, I'm sure they'd do the same to you.
I also googled "I love you suu" and got this. WTF google?
(http://www.colettebaronreid.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/64-For-San-Suu-Kyi-22.jpg)
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 11, 2009, 05:31:56 AM
Just don't tell Roger... Tis mah SEEKRUT WEHPUN!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/BeautifulFairyPrincess.jpg)
:walken:
WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on December 11, 2009, 08:42:30 PM
You should tell my side of the family. They'll definitely give you money. At least, they always give me money when shit happens, I'm sure they'd do the same to you.
I also googled "I love you suu" and got this. WTF google?
(http://www.colettebaronreid.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/64-For-San-Suu-Kyi-22.jpg)
No loady.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 01:19:51 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 11, 2009, 05:31:56 AM
Just don't tell Roger... Tis mah SEEKRUT WEHPUN!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/BeautifulFairyPrincess.jpg)
:walken:
WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!
Goddamn. I was one fat bastard.
I hit BREAK.com for Happy and got this...
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/8/Happy-in-the-Pants-140656.html
Hope it helps.