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I have a tumblr account and it's not really easy for trolling, because it has the shitties interaction system ever. You have a blog, you follow people and you can't post anything to anyone that is not following you. The only way to interact is to like stuff and to reblog, adding a little note to the post you reblog. There is no notification system, except for e-mail spam, so basically it's one of the shittiest places on the internet.

It's pretty true. But I still think it's pretty easy to troll--at least in 'asks' as anon. People on there are stupid enough to answer them, and then get upset as to why they are getting evil anon.


I also like it for the ridiculous gifs.


Nonetheless, I HAVE RETUUURNED. And thank you so much for the welcome.
I thought I was forgotten.

Who are you?

Did you really just now discover tumblr?

Welcome back!

I am Jade, you see?

I didn't just now discover tumblr. I discovered it this summer, though.
A while after a left the forum.

Thank you.

And thank you, Richter.


Now if I can just consistently stay on all these sites and maintain my homework.
...pfft.

Thank you.

I really did miss you all, life is so dull without you guys' humour.

SO.
School's kicking my ass.
Found this hipster site named Tumblr that has (in it's own special way) become a new 4-chan.
Started doing photography.
Got a girlfriend.
Then suddenly remembered that during the summer I joined a Discordian forum
and decided to come on.

I missed all of you.
My life's been empty ('cause I'm a loser).

Because it didn't have much to do with the story being told?

Whattaya mean?  Dumbledore was always playing with his wand.

But getting him out of the closet would require the Alohomora spell.

I see what you did there.

How do Mormons feel about tales of vampires and werewolves in the first place?  Especially coming from one of their own?  Maybe Mormons don't get as hot and bothered about those types of things like a lot of Catholics and Protestants do. 

Maybe they don't mind as much when it comes down to money for the church.

I was fiddling around on Facebook when my friend, Felicia, happened to start a discussion with me about Twilight and how a lot of people have been saying that it's better than Harry Potter. We eventually get to the author itself, Stephanie Meyer. This is basically whatshe said, and I think it's a pretty good point:

During California's Prop 8 (for anyone who doesn't know, California had legalized gay marriage in 2008 - Prop 8 was the proposition that overturned that decree and banned gay marriage from California once more - the Mormon church, to which Stephanie Meyer is HEAVILY involved in, contributed GREATLY to ensuring Prop 8 was passed and gay marriage in California was no more), Stephanie Meyer donated at least 10 percent of all her profits from Twilight, to the Mormon Church. It is safe to say, she was a powerful asset in determining the outcome of that election and ensuring gay marriage was banned. I have no respect for an author who uses their profits from their writing to discriminate against people's sexual orientations, and broadening from that, anyone who discriminates against gender, race, etc.

I have many gay, bisexual, and lesbian friends who love Twilight - I'm sure there are several open and closeted homosexuals in this group who love Twilight as well thousands around the earth. I for one, kind of liked the reading when I was in Middle School, but completely disregarded it's worth when learning this information. How can a person respect an author and her work when the very people who read it and support her are the people she cannot stand or accept? That to me, is ridiculous, and completely hypocritical and close-minded of an author and her choices of where her money from the series' profits go. It is utter bigotry, old-world, and completely hypocritical.

The point? J. K. Rowling is people friendly and a compassionate person (clearly evident by her support to include a homosexual in her work, as one of the most inspiring, wise, and developed characters in literature, Professor Dumbledore - and her loving acceptance of her characters and others in reality), where as Stephanie Meyer is discriminatory and close-minded, clearly only looking out for her own pocket and her own beliefs as a Mormon, and not valuing the lives of her readers. You might think Twilight is better than Harry Potter, but all books stem from the authors that pen them - the story starts at the heart and mind of the writer - and in no way can Twilight EVER in any way, shape, or form, exceed the evolved thinking, positive attitudes, educational experiences, and true heart for humanity, that Harry Potter and its author exemplifies time and time again within each page turn, when Twilight's own message starts at the dark core of its hideous author.

Love the last picture in the pool, Nigel. Verysexy! > u <

Also, new fuckin' haircut.

Love the haircut. It says to me, "I can kill you, or ravage your body. Or both, in that order. Your choice."

Me. With make-up on for the first time. Did it myself.

She was nice to me. A bit weird, but nice.

But then, I do feel a little better, pent-up rage wise, after.

Hm.

Of course she was weird.  She's perpetually fucked up on whatever it is she puts in her coffee.

Oh christ, I'll fly down and kick you in the junk and fly home to avoid the chic of the dead again 

Weird is putting it nicely.....  and I don't think the coffee additive is the sole reason for it yanno?

Actually, I think she started out normal...But she only sees the people who don't die of natural causes, so she's forever chopping up 19 year old prostitutes and bodies fished out of roll-off dumpsters.

That would fuck anyone up.

Where in the hell is the one eyebrow raised smirky smiley???

Seriously, yeah, that would fuck anyone up, that's a given.  But still.....  I think there was a lot of weird before she became a coroner. 

However, if it's just a one nighter or something, weird can always work to your advantage if you know what I mean

Problem:  She also hates my guts, and wants me dead.  I have recently sworn to not sleep with people who hate me.

But....  but.... but.......   Hate sex can be sooooooooooooo hot!!!   

Seriously, I know how you feel. 

The real question is, do you still sleep with people who you hate? 

By definition, yes.  But that doesn't mean I don't LIKE them.

How the hell can you hate someone but like them?

Hate them personally, but like them physically? Vat?

Oooh, where would I stand on the morality meter?

You're American, you don't get morality meters, but Fahrenheit morality gallons.

I see what you did there.

Is it okay if I kick puppies?

Ah, the perimenipausal female bureaucrat.  She is a grand impediment to getting business taken care of, at all levels she works in.    Next time, bring in some chocolate, hand it over first thing.  

...I'm not kidding.

Oh my goodness, that one just might work!

Anyway, Jade, my condolences regarding the bureaucratic clusterfuck. And Lord knows; hell, I know that the DMV is one of the worst in that department. Shall we burn it down together?

Please. *0*

[special treatment]

Oh my GOD. FUCK MY LIFE.


AND THE WHOLE ICING ON THE CAKE. After my check is cashed, the original bank that we went to begging practically on our hands and knees to take our check because they knew us, they knew who we were, we were frequent customers and needed this money--like, now...they call us back, tell her. "O hai, we thought about it and decided that we'll open your old account."


We fucking have our check in hostage with my brother's bank, when we can now go to our own and get 'special treatment'.


I think that this is punishment for our greed and our major reliance on the check. That we didn't think carefully about we wanted to do, and only did what was the quickest way at the time.

I want to drop on my knees and scream, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?  "