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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 07:51:14 PM

Title: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 07:51:14 PM
Post ITT, and I'll give you your horoscope.

NOTE:  Do NOT post your birthdate or other information.  It's kinda bad policy, and unlike FAKE psychics, I already KNOW when you were born.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 15, 2012, 08:01:46 PM
Hit me with the wisdom of the ancients.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:06:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 15, 2012, 08:01:46 PM
Hit me with the wisdom of the ancients.  :lulz:

You ignored them and now there are thousands. It starts as a painful itch, then becomes a burning, stabbing pain.  It will be named after your doctor. Plastic will be your only friend...cherish it while it lasts.  Don't waste money on tattoos.  Nothing can hide those upcoming scars.  "Urgency" and "frequency" take on a whole new meaning.  Psychics will lead the police to your remains, the source of the contamination.

Your lucky numbers are "e" and the square root of -1.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 15, 2012, 08:12:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:06:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 15, 2012, 08:01:46 PM
Hit me with the wisdom of the ancients.  :lulz:

You ignored them and now there are thousands. It starts as a painful itch, then becomes a burning, stabbing pain.  It will be named after your doctor. Plastic will be your only friend...cherish it while it lasts.  Don't waste money on tattoos.  Nothing can hide those upcoming scars.  "Urgency" and "frequency" take on a whole new meaning.  Psychics will lead the police to your remains, the source of the contamination.

Your lucky numbers are "e" and the square root of -1.

It sounds like radioactive scabies from outer space. Wheeeee! Imma go play tha lottery!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on June 15, 2012, 08:35:28 PM
I am Pixie, and am a reformed Aquarius.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:38:38 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 15, 2012, 08:35:28 PM
I am Pixie, and am a reformed Aquarius.

I know that. 

Anyway:

"Don't take the bus unless you bring along a big knife and bail money.  Stomping on his fingers will make him let go of the ledge.  Make sure it's all there, and in small bills.  They still keep people in The Maze, no matter what they tell the public."
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: rong on June 15, 2012, 08:59:08 PM
I was hoping for a horrorscope
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 09:00:55 PM
Quote from: rong on June 15, 2012, 08:59:08 PM
I was hoping for a horrorscope

"That lockout didn't work because the knife-switch inside the disconnect has one broken leg.  On the plus side, you get to star in an OSHA video."
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: rong on June 15, 2012, 09:08:39 PM
I love osha videos.  And by love I mean, I can't believe these videos get made.  And most importantly, I just learned that my phone autocorrects "osha" to "pagan"
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 09:09:19 PM
Quote from: rong on June 15, 2012, 09:08:39 PM
I love osha videos.  And by love I mean, I can't believe these videos get made.  And most importantly, I just learned that my phone autocorrects "osha" to "pagan"

Your phone is trying to kill you.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Murmur on June 15, 2012, 10:30:37 PM
May I have a reading, Reverend?
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: EK WAFFLR on June 15, 2012, 10:45:49 PM
What has the Norns got in store for moi?
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 11:05:22 PM
Please to tell me what the myriad positions of distant bits of rock and gas are doing to me.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 16, 2012, 01:43:58 AM
I NEED TO KNOW!
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 01:48:07 AM
Quote from: Murmur on June 15, 2012, 10:30:37 PM
May I have a reading, Reverend?

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 01:48:43 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 15, 2012, 10:45:49 PM
What has the Norns got in store for moi?

"It seems that in certain circumstances, the "jaws of life" are at best a misnomer."
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 01:49:33 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 15, 2012, 11:05:22 PM
Please to tell me what the myriad positions of distant bits of rock and gas are doing to me.

"Medical history will be made.  They will actually save your rectum, but by that point you won't care."
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 01:50:42 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 16, 2012, 01:43:58 AM
I NEED TO KNOW!

"You are what you eat can sometimes be the most horrible idea of all.  Avoid the ocean.  Do not get on any ship named after minor Greek gods.  This won't actually help, of course, as wolves are in fact land animals.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 16, 2012, 01:52:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 01:50:42 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 16, 2012, 01:43:58 AM
I NEED TO KNOW!

"You are what you eat can sometimes be the most horrible idea of all.  Avoid the ocean.  Do not get on any ship named after minor Greek gods.  This won't actually help, of course, as wolves are in fact land animals.

:eek:
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 16, 2012, 01:59:43 AM
Oh, what the hell. Hit me with it.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Junkenstein on June 16, 2012, 02:02:22 AM
Spamming every other thread, may as well get in on this too.

If you would, good Reverend?
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 02:02:55 AM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 16, 2012, 01:59:43 AM
Oh, what the hell. Hit me with it.

"You know that rule about not swimming for an hour after you eat?  It's even more important when you're wearing cement shoes."
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 02:03:35 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 16, 2012, 02:02:22 AM
Spamming every other thread, may as well get in on this too.

If you would, good Reverend?

"You will realize, when it's about 10 seconds too late, that no actual sex toy would require propane tanks."

Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Junkenstein on June 16, 2012, 02:13:12 AM
I'll go out with a bang!

Bad-um tish.









I hate myself now.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 16, 2012, 02:24:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 01:49:33 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 15, 2012, 11:05:22 PM
Please to tell me what the myriad positions of distant bits of rock and gas are doing to me.

"Medical history will be made.  They will actually save your rectum, but by that point you won't care."

:eek:
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: EK WAFFLR on June 16, 2012, 02:32:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 01:48:43 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 15, 2012, 10:45:49 PM
What has the Norns got in store for moi?

"It seems that in certain circumstances, the "jaws of life" are at best a misnomer."

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 16, 2012, 03:44:03 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 16, 2012, 02:24:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 01:49:33 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 15, 2012, 11:05:22 PM
Please to tell me what the myriad positions of distant bits of rock and gas are doing to me.

"Medical history will be made.  They will actually save your rectum, but by that point you won't care."

:eek:

Haha, sucka. I get to CONTAMINATE STUFF when I'm gone.
LEAVING MY MARK, DAMMIT.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Freeky on June 16, 2012, 03:56:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:06:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 15, 2012, 08:01:46 PM
Hit me with the wisdom of the ancients.  :lulz:

You ignored them and now there are thousands. It starts as a painful itch, then becomes a burning, stabbing pain.  It will be named after your doctor. Plastic will be your only friend...cherish it while it lasts.  Don't waste money on tattoos.  Nothing can hide those upcoming scars.  "Urgency" and "frequency" take on a whole new meaning.  Psychics will lead the police to your remains, the source of the contamination.

Your lucky numbers are "e" and the square root of -1.

Lucky, you got natural log and i for lucky numbers.

I want a reading please!
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Johnny on June 16, 2012, 03:58:37 AM

i can haz... HORROR-SCOPE ???

Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Juana on June 16, 2012, 03:59:00 AM
Gimme, please.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:59:18 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 16, 2012, 03:56:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:06:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 15, 2012, 08:01:46 PM
Hit me with the wisdom of the ancients.  :lulz:

You ignored them and now there are thousands. It starts as a painful itch, then becomes a burning, stabbing pain.  It will be named after your doctor. Plastic will be your only friend...cherish it while it lasts.  Don't waste money on tattoos.  Nothing can hide those upcoming scars.  "Urgency" and "frequency" take on a whole new meaning.  Psychics will lead the police to your remains, the source of the contamination.

Your lucky numbers are "e" and the square root of -1.

Lucky, you got natural log and i for lucky numbers.

I want a reading please!

"The bad news is, an asteroid will hit the Earth before long.  The good news is, you won't be around to suffer through it."
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 04:00:20 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 16, 2012, 03:58:37 AM

i can haz... HORROR-SCOPE ???

"In hindsight, your fellow passengers will reflect that they should have waited more than an hour for rescue before resorting to cannibalism."
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Freeky on June 16, 2012, 04:01:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:59:18 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 16, 2012, 03:56:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:06:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 15, 2012, 08:01:46 PM
Hit me with the wisdom of the ancients.  :lulz:

You ignored them and now there are thousands. It starts as a painful itch, then becomes a burning, stabbing pain.  It will be named after your doctor. Plastic will be your only friend...cherish it while it lasts.  Don't waste money on tattoos.  Nothing can hide those upcoming scars.  "Urgency" and "frequency" take on a whole new meaning.  Psychics will lead the police to your remains, the source of the contamination.

Your lucky numbers are "e" and the square root of -1.

Lucky, you got natural log and i for lucky numbers.

I want a reading please!

"The bad news is, an asteroid will hit the Earth before long.  The good news is, you won't be around to suffer through it."

Whee?
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 04:01:44 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on June 16, 2012, 03:59:00 AM
Gimme, please.

"Every man and woman on Earth has a destiny.  Most of them, however, do not involve organic fertilizer in that creepy old man's amazingly lush garden."
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Juana on June 16, 2012, 04:06:24 AM
 :eek: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Johnny on June 16, 2012, 05:45:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 04:00:20 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 16, 2012, 03:58:37 AM

i can haz... HORROR-SCOPE ???

"In hindsight, your fellow passengers will reflect that they should have waited more than an hour for rescue before resorting to cannibalism."

Ill be sure to get infected by teh AIDZ before i ride the metro again, then.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: 00.dusk on June 16, 2012, 05:51:00 AM
Be sure this'll color my entire life with the knowledge of what horrific fate lies before me. I want the HARD truth.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 17, 2012, 03:37:02 AM
Tomorrow never comes until it's too late.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: hirley0 on June 28, 2012, 02:46:46 PM
20120628 5:43  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%8Dndice_Bovespa
5:46:46 :fnord:  (http://www.chartsmakemoney.com/financial_astrology.php) http://www.gotohoroscope.com/weekly-finance/
FFT  :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,20156.msg1184141.html#msg1184141)

05:57:00   http://www.astrolis.com/horoscopes/aquarius
  http://www.astrolis.com/horoscopes/aquarius?horoscope=money

http://www.indianastrology2000.com/aquarius-horoscope.html
http://www.indastro.com/horoscope/aquarius-horoscope-astrology.html
http://www.ladyinfo.com/aquarius-horoscope-2012/

http://www.moonsigncalendar.net/calculate-moonsign.htm
yeah: maybe} the question was?/? where did i put my birth certificate?
A 12:45 Waning Moon Moon Sign: Sagittarius

earching Sagittarius - moons are always alert, open and interested in everything. They easily become enthusiastic; they are idealistic, love their freedom but are rarely persevering. They demand as well as concede liberty and tolerance in love. They dispose of an impulsive, enthusiastic and optimistic approach to live. They are adventurers, nature - lovers and the notorious travelers among the moon signs. They are always driven to new horizons, which they try to conquer. They are also travelers in the mental sphere full of the desire for knowledge and discovery. They deal with last questions and the sense of life and try to pass on the answers they have found. They enjoy living but sometimes tend to be sectarian and to proselytize.

06:19:38 AM  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_astrology
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrological_aspect
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stock_market
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BM%26F_Bovespa
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CATS_%28trading_system%29


http://money.uk.msn.com/new-year/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=151410306
http://www.gotohoroscope.com/2012/january2.html
http://www.gotohoroscope.com/
http://www.gotohoroscope.com/2012/may21.html

sectarian. 2. : limited in character
proselytize attempt to convert

Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: hirley0 on June 29, 2012, 04:00:15 PM
http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/kink

http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/venus-and-moon-unaspected

embership is too young or

    http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/kinky-sex-astrology     :06

20120629 Friday ? 7:St   R ead Up ^^^
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Triple Zero on June 29, 2012, 04:25:10 PM
... and then Hirley told Roger his destiny.




Can I get one too? I need guidance!

Also please tell me my REAL starsign, when I was born the Belgian government had just bailed out the time zone industry and it just says "DEFAULT" on my identification.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: hirley0 on June 29, 2012, 04:36:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 29, 2012, 04:25:10 PM
... and then Hirley told Roger his destiny.




Can I get one too? I need guidance!

Also please tell me my REAL starsign, when I was born the Belgian government had just bailed out the time zone industry and it just says "DEFAULT" on my identification.

yes of course U2 can get 1 2
as for RR there must be clues
do you have sisters or brothers?
preferably OLDER:
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 04:44:14 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 29, 2012, 04:25:10 PM
... and then Hirley told Roger his destiny.

Hirley0 doesn't read the stars.  He instructs them.


Quote from: Triple Zero on June 29, 2012, 04:25:10 PM

Can I get one too? I need guidance!

Despite the increased performance and the great pickup lines, that extra testicle you're about to grow will be more trouble than it's worth.

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 29, 2012, 04:25:10 PM
Also please tell me my REAL starsign, when I was born the Belgian government had just bailed out the time zone industry and it just says "DEFAULT" on my identification.

Your REAL starsign is "Potato".
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 04:45:23 PM
Quote from: 00.dusk on June 16, 2012, 05:51:00 AM
Be sure this'll color my entire life with the knowledge of what horrific fate lies before me. I want the HARD truth.

"Explosive decompression isn't just a neat scientific concept, it's a way of life.  For about 30 seconds, anyway."
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Suu on June 29, 2012, 04:48:27 PM
Please, what do the stars have in line for me?
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 04:51:39 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 29, 2012, 04:48:27 PM
Please, what do the stars have in line for me?

"Remember that one English king who caught an arrow in the eye?  Harold, or some shit?  Well, anyway, Pennsic is coming up, and history repeats itself like clockwork."
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Suu on June 29, 2012, 07:08:02 PM
 :lulz:

You're the best!
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Faust on June 29, 2012, 07:43:54 PM
Wise Sibyl, lay out my destiny and ask your price.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 08:16:08 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 29, 2012, 07:43:54 PM
Wise Sibyl, lay out my destiny and ask your price.

1.  Details are very hazy, but by this time next year, you will be known throughout Ireland as "the last fomorian", in the manner of your passing, rather than your appearance.  Is that bad?

2.  Change the "forum" button on the front page so that it reads "Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse Society".
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: hirley0 on June 29, 2012, 10:19:06 PM
A PAIR OF 7's & an Eight ? check your right boot first
There is not much truth in the (Um}? chart below
you can finger in the correct numbers & get REAL Results
the position of the far out planets Saturn Uranus & Neptune
should be correct is my guess? that's all
(http://alabe.com/cgi-bin/chart/pics/2456108459311.gif)


Quote from: Suu on June 29, 2012, 04:48:27 PM
Please, what do the stars have in line for me?

http://alabe.com/ | i could spell chicago \ that's the tail
(http://alabe.com/cgi-bin/chart/pics/2456108139052.gif)


Just guessing BUT  "your Saturn & Pluto in LiBra"
is the line i would ATTempt
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 10:20:12 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on June 29, 2012, 10:19:06 PM
check your right boot first


There is no situation where this is not good advice.

The world needs more Hirley0.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Faust on June 29, 2012, 10:35:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 08:16:08 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 29, 2012, 07:43:54 PM
Wise Sibyl, lay out my destiny and ask your price.

1.  Details are very hazy, but by this time next year, you will be known throughout Ireland as "the last fomorian", in the manner of your passing, rather than your appearance.  Is that bad?

2.  Change the "forum" button on the front page so that it reads "Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse Society".
Thank you kind oracle. So shall it be done.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Triple Zero on June 29, 2012, 10:59:34 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on June 29, 2012, 04:36:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 29, 2012, 04:25:10 PMCan I get one too? I need guidance!

Also please tell me my REAL starsign, when I was born the Belgian government had just bailed out the time zone industry and it just says "DEFAULT" on my identification.

yes of course U2 can get 1 2
as for RR there must be clues
do you have sisters or brothers?
preferably OLDER:

Sorry to disappoint, I have one brother and he's two years younger than me. What about him?







Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 04:44:14 PMYour REAL starsign is "Potato".

I knew it. Best starsign EVER.

(http://dl.dropbox.com/s/d3757mv39d2jj8u/starsign-potatoe.png)
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: EK WAFFLR on June 29, 2012, 11:05:52 PM



Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 04:44:14 PMYour REAL starsign is "Potato".

I knew it. Best starsign EVER.

(http://dl.dropbox.com/s/d3757mv39d2jj8u/starsign-potatoe.png)
[/quote]

:crankey:
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2012, 12:06:32 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 29, 2012, 11:05:52 PM



Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 04:44:14 PMYour REAL starsign is "Potato".

I knew it. Best starsign EVER.

(http://dl.dropbox.com/s/d3757mv39d2jj8u/starsign-potatoe.png)

:crankey:
[/quote]

:crankey: or :lulz: ?
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: EK WAFFLR on June 30, 2012, 12:09:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2012, 12:06:32 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 29, 2012, 11:05:52 PM



Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 04:44:14 PMYour REAL starsign is "Potato".

I knew it. Best starsign EVER.

(http://dl.dropbox.com/s/d3757mv39d2jj8u/starsign-potatoe.png)

:crankey:

:crankey: or :lulz: ?
[/quote]

Both, but I feel one has to :crankey: when there's puns.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Triple Zero on June 30, 2012, 12:49:16 AM
1) SRSLY CANT YOU GUYS JUST GET THOSE QUOTE TAGS RIGHT?!?!!  :lulz: this is why I won't give Vex a WYSIWYG editor.


2) A bunch of years back I made an online-comic generator (handdrawn pics, also the Dutch word for "leek" has WAY more pun-opportunities than the English one) for my old students' association. One of the image-sets was about fruit and vegetables in space, and Star Trek puns.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: hirley0 on June 30, 2012, 07:56:03 AM
0 lemme sea if i can get this about right
1 http://alabe.com  { click that link FIRST
2 CLICK  Free Birth Chart Page   {NEAR CENTER TOP
3 submit the form
-----------------------
Usually the hard part is knowing time of birth
it does matter:
however if you cant find it out ...
use 12 pm and keep trying
===============
at least you know  the date? don't U
next right click the image & copy the image location
come back here & reply | click insert imag { far left yellow icon
?
paste the image in the img space | hit save
it should in theory work OK
report problems ?/?      00:07 pdT
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Faust on June 30, 2012, 02:58:24 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 29, 2012, 10:35:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 08:16:08 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 29, 2012, 07:43:54 PM
Wise Sibyl, lay out my destiny and ask your price.

1.  Details are very hazy, but by this time next year, you will be known throughout Ireland as "the last fomorian", in the manner of your passing, rather than your appearance.  Is that bad?

2.  Change the "forum" button on the front page so that it reads "Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse Society".
Thank you kind oracle. So shall it be done.
The whole site is now the society and we have an image of fearless leader on the front page.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Triple Zero on June 30, 2012, 05:53:17 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on June 30, 2012, 07:56:03 AM
0 lemme sea if i can get this about right
1 http://alabe.com  { click that link FIRST
2 CLICK  Free Birth Chart Page   {NEAR CENTER TOP
3 submit the form
-----------------------
Usually the hard part is knowing time of birth
it does matter:
however if you cant find it out ...
use 12 pm and keep trying
===============
at least you know  the date? don't U
next right click the image & copy the image location
come back here & reply | click insert imag { far left yellow icon
?
paste the image in the img space | hit save
it should in theory work OK
report problems ?/?      00:07 pdT

I know the time, too. I celebrated my one billionth second of life at roughly May 11, 2012, 22:22:22 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=32436.0) (yes I started the thread a littlebit late).

Filling in the things in that star sign calculator, I'd say, yeah that's about right. I forgot how to read it, but I do remember someone told me it was pretty significant that ALL my planets and signs are located on the right half of that circle thing, and none of them on the left.

The auto generated interpretation was, as to be expected, about half right on the mark and about half generic "no, not really, no"--great cold reading writing :)
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 30, 2012, 06:03:48 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on June 30, 2012, 07:56:03 AM
0 lemme sea if i can get this about right
1 http://alabe.com  { click that link FIRST
2 CLICK  Free Birth Chart Page   {NEAR CENTER TOP
3 submit the form
-----------------------
Usually the hard part is knowing time of birth
it does matter:
however if you cant find it out ...
use 12 pm and keep trying
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at least you know  the date? don't U
next right click the image & copy the image location
come back here & reply | click insert imag { far left yellow icon
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paste the image in the img space | hit save
it should in theory work OK
report problems ?/?      00:07 pdT

http://www.softpedia.com/get/Others/Home-Education/Morinus.shtml
Fixed stars, synastries, transits...
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Triple Zero on June 30, 2012, 06:27:19 PM
But still no anti-aliasing in the linedrawing routines!! :argh!:

(sorry, just one of those things I tend to notice--talking about the lines in the charts having that blocky "staircase" effect instead of being smooth strokes)

But thanks, I'll send that link to some friends that care for that kind of thing.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope 7/2
Post by: hirley0 on July 02, 2012, 12:21:56 PM
Read  xxx yyy 625  :fnord: > (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32634.msg1200392.html#msg1200392)
Read 500  514 521 525 533  535 539 {28th ?> 50% ?
Read 465 472 477 486 491 493 496 {21st
Read 437 439  441 451 454 459 462 {14th
Read 424 ...................... 427 432 { 7th
http://alabe.com
http://www.astro.com/
http://www.homepagers.com/daily/aquarius.html
http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/venus-and-moon-unaspected#post-566700

Sunday 15   Errors in judgment | true story
Monday, 16    :fnord: competitive, aggressive, or sexual :fnord:  (http://www.homepagers.com/daily/aquarius.html) ? ""
Tuesday, 17 transactions go smoothly = true enough  | Why do U read this? /-/U?/?
Wednesday, 18 a positive time = |/
Thursday, 19 control = | it was a Sultry day: was it not?
Friday, 20  goodwill { i really doubt it | where are controls
http://www.terrynazon.com/weekly_aquarius.php   July 20   Ramadan
http://www.cainer.com/weekly/aquariut.html    'to- don't' list
http://chinese.horoscope.com/horoscope/chinesehoroscope/chinese-weekly-horoscope.aspx?sign=1
Saturday, 21 frustration
-
Sunday, 22 a good time to record  Solar Wind Speed :fnord: ?  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32738.0.html)
Monday, 23  a time of strain and tension {How true BB
Tuesday, 24 Tense Tangles {TT } { Avoided?/?
Wednesday, 25  "crazy" + unusual offer ?
Thursday, 26  This is a time ? on't overdo it. { it was 9
Friday, 27 ? Monet 6pm Art Mus ? athletic event  ?/? with others . /-/A { Ok ?
Saturday, 28 relationships ?
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Luna on July 02, 2012, 01:09:39 PM
Hit me, Reverend...  Life is going too damn well, and waiting for the shoe to drop is killing me.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope 8/0 - 2.?
Post by: hirley0 on July 29, 2012, 10:42:40 AM
Read 688 695 698 702 706 713 715 {8/18 :fnord: > (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32634.msg1200392.html#msg1200392)
Read 544 575  581 583 ??? 589 ??? 6?? 616 625 631 636 642 647 {8/11

Saturday, 18 Verbal battles,
Friday, 17 rather compulsive, demanding way towards others}
Thursday, 16  important details { 713
Wednesday, 15  obligations burdensome :
Tuesday, 14 u may: ? Listen2 DW.tv :NoNewNukeNews (4N}
Monday, 13 sociable | seek conviviality, | - | Who?
Sunday, 12 fresh solution

Saturday, 11 carry out a plan}
Friday, 10 |Flexibility and open-mind}
Thursday, 9 { planning big things?
Wednesday, 8  ? Relaxation { ?}
Tuesday, 7  environment ? { cool :
Monday, 6 financial affairs{ will do: / i did ? :fnord:  (http://app.quotemedia.com/quotetools/getChart?webmasterId=90423&snap=true&symbol=@FB%20%20%20%20121222C00020000&chscale=5d&chtype=AreaChart&chwid=213&chhig=126&chpccol=ff0000&chfrmon=false&chton=false&chpcon=true)
Sunday, 5 supportive alliances  SW 11th& MAIN NoOn {4got = T
Saturday, 4  capable of forceful, decisive action :fnord: reply3 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32738.0/msg,1195519.html)
Friday, 3 ? move quickly v Tc  {Aye i did both? i guess
Thursday, 2 Aug You {yeah585: Me4me.
WEd -
Go?Reb/Act pHoNe ? Tuesday, 31 very depleting and confusing ti
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 29, 2012, 08:53:50 PM
Okay.
MooNday 30? Returned  CD   {Intense, irrationally strong or compelling
Sunday, 29 mind  on big / long-r {? MayB

:fnord: READ UP  :fnord:  (http://www.homepagers.com/daily/aquarius.html)

Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: Ecstasy on July 29, 2012, 08:53:50 PM
Okay.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: hirley0 on August 19, 2012, 10:28:07 AM
         v I THOUGHT I ALREAD SAID THIS ONCE v
(http://media.turnofspeed.com/media/hub/main_b-art106836.gif)
   ^ http://media.turnofspeed.com/media/hub/main_b-art106836.gif ^

886 Saturday, 8 Misunderstandings  :cry:
884 Friday, 7 Exchanging information, {/-/Acked?
882 Thursday, 6 Withdrawing {yeah {{ did iT
874 Wednesday, 5 investigate {yeah aether viscosity
868 Tuesday, 4  solitude
864 Monday, 3  negotiation {elevator
861 Sunday, 2 wired {BBA
855 Saturday 1st  {NA / buy shoes :?: short trip,{6PM
847 Friday, 31 overextend
843 Thursday, 30 imagination
835 Wednesday, 29 opportunities :fnord:  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opportunity_rover) {rent
831 Tusday, 28 find time
817 Monday, 27 very impulsively a
812 Sunday, 26 make something |
805 Saturday, 25 ||
788 Friday, 24 Not sharp |
784 Thursday, 23 time to get o | {oK :{{it was baggel$4.8
780 Wednesday, 22 time to rely only on y | Yeah: FunnY GiRL
SO: anyway i did make an appointment Yesterda to see that BLACK
¢aNT WHO CALLS HERSELF Dr. { never mind| its for 9/7 3:30 pmPDt
as my attempt at phoning the VA proved as eXpected a no show SHOW
with no snow offered 4today? Anyway blood Oxy when AVailable WAtt, T.
774 Tuesday, 21 adjust thinking | (Comprenda' {tA
770 Monday, 20 unexpected encounter {verdad
Read 732 times) Sunday, 19A short pleasure trip
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: hirley0 on September 09, 2012, 04:40:56 PM
http://www.homepagers.com/daily/aquarius.html

968 Sunday & IT'S tme to quit:
964 Saturday, 22  impossible  {Very true
962 Friday, 21 concentrate
958 Thursday, 20 decisive action { Italian food
957 Wednesday, 19 Contentment
956 Tuesday, 18 frazzled
953 Monday, 17 decor?  :fnord:  (http://chinese.horoscope.com/horoscope/chinesehoroscope/chinese-weekly-horoscope.aspx?sign=1)
950 Sunday, 16  serious
945 Saturday, 15  impatience
943 Friday, 14  mystical
933 Thursday, 13 goodwill
931 Wednesday, 12 overindulge
928 Tuesday, 11 difficult
902 Monday, 10 definite decision
891 Sunday, 9 new friend{doubt it delightful.
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: hirley0 on May 06, 2014, 09:00:44 PM
2034 Mars / holding the door open
2032 all work and no play.
2031Venus and Uranus alignment click |/
2026Ast  5/14<12  today's Full Moon = "game change" = Video mode
Ast2025 5/13<12 on Line on time 1:11PM pDt Tue? Sun mov
Ast 5/12<9 Full Moon, fighting back
Ast2015 5/11<8  Moon adventure
Ast 5/10<7 9>LISTEN I DID GET THRU YESTERDAY | moving on>
Ast 5/9<7 hard route9>  :fnord:  (http://www.smfpersonal.net/mlist.html;area=mlist) :fnord:  (http://www.smfpersonal.net/mlist.html;sa=search)
Ast 5/8<7  8> found 1 | in search of Med.Jo 8> Venus  income Moon financial  :fnord:  (http://www.astrolis.com/horoscopes/aquarius)
Ast 5/7 Wait4 WiF :fnord: ST Found  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=32634.msg1342010#msg1342010)
20140506 push2top2find ^ READ UP ^

http://www.astroleague.org/
http://www.oneminuteastronomer.com/32/easy-math-astronomers/
http://arxiv.org/archive/astro-ph
http://www.astrolis.com/horoscopes/aquarius
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_astrology

& others / medical
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_astrology = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_astrology

i US Daily ?  remain focused on home a
Tuesday is the most popular day to seek a doctor's appointment,  ok >
Back already Appointment for 5/12 Monday 3:30 PM
Title: Re: Your Horoscope
Post by: hirley0 on May 20, 2014, 05:12:22 PM
18 i do not like skipping days v READ DOWN v Waning
19
20 2036 take care of housekeeping Din'T
21 2052  find balance { not2easy@MyAge
22 2054 busier = work smarter and pick your battles wisely 0-4
23 2058 knowing where the money is, is essential
24 2060  Jupiter in your work sec ITS Just  Me.
25 2063 bulletproof ? because you are 0k>
26 2069 Venus, in her final day a voice, knowing ju :fnord:  (http://www.monicafororegon.com/)
27 2071 communication breakthrough.   {very true {{Pi_D
28 today's New Moon / playful / balance  Lucky#3
29 Venus  shout of 'not so fast'
30 2080 Moon ingredient  {hot cake / cranberry J
31 2084 wait until next week between the Sun and Mars
Your session timed out {yeah happens a lot these days {{ i wonder Y'