Things I've learned from PeeDee.
1. I've learned that holy men can be more dangerous than drug fiends.
2. I've learned that darlings WANT you to murder them without mercy.
3. I've learned that when you are experiencing butthurt, if you suddenly look behind you REALLY FAST you can sometimes catch Nigel slipping away grinning. When this happens, pull your pants back up and move the fuck on, you deserved it.
4. I've learned that Operation Mindfuck is not about being funny, that's just an effective tactic (as is cognitive dissonance) towards the real goal. Which is the proverbial monkey wrench, aimed at half-asleep monkey brains.
5. I've learned that collateral damage can be a very good, desired outcome.
More to come after work.
Feel free to add your own.
1. You're lucky if you can find people who will tell you the Horrible Truth™, they are more delicious than the rest of society.
2. If you want to be a part of a community, glob on, but glob on silently. At first.
3. Always burn your bridges, you never know who may be following you.*
4. SHUT UP AND GO OUTSIDE.
5. It's better to be hated for what you actually think than live with the fear of it.
*OK, that's from Star Trek.
1. If you fuck up, apologize honestly.
1. You're only as good as your last day.
2. No matter where you are, some alt-right shitbag is going to tell you what the incorrect time is.
1. Go fuck yourself.
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Ask for what you want.
Wear a helmet.
Repackaging is not a waste of time or energy.
When looking for friends, start by alienating then ignoring everyone in the room.
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 23, 2016, 05:33:43 PM
When looking for friends, start by alienating then ignoring everyone in the room.
If that doesn't show them your unlimited worthiness and draw folks in to admire your existence, block them.