I have contracted an ailment that presents with acute abdominal pain and the peculiar restriction of only being able to walk comfortably if I skulk around like a T-rex on my tippy toes. What do?
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 10, 2014, 11:11:01 PM
I have contracted an ailment that presents with acute abdominal pain and the peculiar restriction of only being able to walk comfortably if I skulk around like a T-rex on my tippy toes. What do?
1. Ebola. Sell your stocks short, have a party.
2. Go with the T-Rex thing. Devour the neighbors like the sissy plant-eating wimps they are.
Dear Doktor Howl,
I can't remember, does the ankle bone connect to the hip bone or the cheek bone?
Sorry, can't play. HOLY SHIT GO SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION RIGHT NOW.
End message. Sorry.
Quote from: The Suu on October 10, 2014, 11:54:40 PM
Dear Doktor Howl,
I can't remember, does the ankle bone connect to the hip bone or the cheek bone?
It connects to the face bone.
If do correctly, no can defend.
I think one of my favorite recurring behaviors on PD is the sheer number of us that post about severe, harmful ailments and ask for consensus opinion on it before, you know, GOING TO THE GODDAMN DOCTOR ABOUT IT.
And it's not just us fucked up Amerispags without good health care - that includes you socialist wankers as well. :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 11, 2014, 02:55:31 AM
I think one of my favorite recurring behaviors on PD is the sheer number of us that post about severe, harmful ailments and ask for consensus opinion on it before, you know, GOING TO THE GODDAMN DOCTOR ABOUT IT.
And it's not just us fucked up Amerispags without good health care - that includes you socialist wankers as well. :lulz:
:lulz: I think that's the point of this thread.
LMNO, if it makes you feel any better I am being a responsible adult about it, I just wanted to share the T-Rex walk thing.
My first guess would be gas, but just to be safe, tell me. Do you have a family history of people turning into kangaroos?
If so, you should consult your family cryptozoologist immediately.
I have no idea what the shit this was all about, but it's good for a lol