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Title: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 26, 2012, 01:27:07 AM
QuoteAt a certain point, Sven just lost it. Other members of the discussion group had gone into great detail about how they spent their after-work hours with their companions and enjoyed the end of the day. "That's great for you!" Sven fired back to one speaker. "But first one needs the chance! My boss often plops something on my desk right before it's time to clock out, and when I arrive home late, my wife is pissed off because she was forced to take care of our kid and the housekeeping by herself." By that point, he adds, all thoughts of a relaxing evening have vanished.

If anything can comfort Sven, it's the fact that he isn't alone with this problem. The 36-year-old took part in a study released this week by Rheingold, a market-research and consultancy institute based in Cologne, which found that 46 percent of Germans say they are increasingly unable to enjoy anything due to the stress of everyday life and the feeling of being constantly reachable. The difficulty was even more pronounced among the study's younger participants, 55 percent of whom claimed to feel they have lost their ability to feel good.

Whether it's with food, alcohol, vacation or relaxing -- Germans apparently don't have the leisure to enjoy things. In fact, they can't even let go when they're having sex. According to the researchers, the bottom line is: "Our joy gene is increasingly defective -- we've forgotten how to enjoy ourselves."

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/study-finds-germans-incapable-of-enjoying-life-a-834973.html
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Salty on May 26, 2012, 01:30:44 AM
Well, that's just what they get...for...you know.....








fucking chickens all the god damned time.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: hirley0 on May 26, 2012, 01:39:18 AM
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Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 26, 2012, 01:47:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 26, 2012, 01:30:44 AM
Well, that's just what they get...for...you know.....








fucking chickens all the god damned time.

:lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 26, 2012, 02:55:26 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 26, 2012, 01:27:07 AM
QuoteAt a certain point, Sven just lost it. Other members of the discussion group had gone into great detail about how they spent their after-work hours with their companions and enjoyed the end of the day. "That's great for you!" Sven fired back to one speaker. "But first one needs the chance! My boss often plops something on my desk right before it's time to clock out, and when I arrive home late, my wife is pissed off because she was forced to take care of our kid and the housekeeping by herself." By that point, he adds, all thoughts of a relaxing evening have vanished.

If anything can comfort Sven, it's the fact that he isn't alone with this problem. The 36-year-old took part in a study released this week by Rheingold, a market-research and consultancy institute based in Cologne, which found that 46 percent of Germans say they are increasingly unable to enjoy anything due to the stress of everyday life and the feeling of being constantly reachable. The difficulty was even more pronounced among the study's younger participants, 55 percent of whom claimed to feel they have lost their ability to feel good.

Whether it's with food, alcohol, vacation or relaxing -- Germans apparently don't have the leisure to enjoy things. In fact, they can't even let go when they're having sex. According to the researchers, the bottom line is: "Our joy gene is increasingly defective -- we've forgotten how to enjoy ourselves."

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/study-finds-germans-incapable-of-enjoying-life-a-834973.html

Welcome to AmericaTM, Germany!   :lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Cain on May 26, 2012, 02:57:25 AM
The Greeks have also stolen all the joy from Germany  :sad:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 26, 2012, 02:58:59 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 26, 2012, 02:57:25 AM
The Greeks have also stolen all the joy from Germany  :sad:

You read that "Economic cold war" gibberish that Greek PM candidate was spouting?

"We're just gonna keep spending.  Germany will pay for it."
\
:whack:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 26, 2012, 11:57:31 AM
I don't know.... the German Mädchen I met in Amsterdam last year, seemed pretty adept at enjoyment.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 26, 2012, 12:25:08 PM
Thats because she was in belgium and not germany.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Cain on May 26, 2012, 02:01:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 26, 2012, 02:58:59 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 26, 2012, 02:57:25 AM
The Greeks have also stolen all the joy from Germany  :sad:

You read that "Economic cold war" gibberish that Greek PM candidate was spouting?

"We're just gonna keep spending.  Germany will pay for it."
\
:whack:

From Tspiras?

Looks like what he was saying to me is "let's negotiate, for once, instead of Germany passing down diktats and Greece being made to follow them", because if this gets into a pissing match, both sides have options, as negative as they are in the long-term for everyone.  Germany could devalue the Euro, it would solve a lot of problems in the Eurozone periphery if this was the case.  But this would have a knock-on effect on the German economy....Germany would rather rule in economic hell, than have to accept a comparatively weaker position in a stronger Europe.  Which would steal the joy from German life even more  :sad:

Besides, it's not like endless rounds of austerity are actually meaning the Germans will get their money back.  The Greek economy shrinks after every single round of cuts.  5%, year on year.  The only thing the Germans are refusing to have cut in Greece is the military...which gets an extra 1.2% of the GDP spent on it, in comparison to other EU countries, and is four times the size of the British military as a proportion of the overall population.  The reason for this is that the Greek army is the largest importer of weapons in Europe, and those weapons come from....Germany.  The German arms industry lobbies the German government because losing out on lucrative weapons deals would also steal the joy from their life.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 27, 2012, 12:43:19 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on May 26, 2012, 12:25:08 PM
Thats because she was in belgium and not germany.

But they were still germans. I need to research this.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: hirley0 on May 29, 2012, 01:00:35 AM
^TEAL TUE^ (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32512.msg1176714.html#msg1176714)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luanda ay at 04:25 PM
4:32-pdt 4:40 yes of course i do try to keep up
&NO i can not, NAturally ? cattle-raising,i have nothing
against it | of the commodities corn, gold, etc they were the most
conservative {imo) ? in a speech before Angola Y did i
not know about  meeting May 18 i do try to know U kNo {never mind calendars are complicate Mine does not function correctly
/ the moment of truth arrives, [the money] isn't there i'poise
referring to the same TRUTH the same MOMENT  & not there {never mind
but also because the austerity policies they implemented have failed." [Emphasis | fine by me My Guess is shutting down the reactors
is over reacting, but i do not for 1 instant think that government owned &
controlled nuclear was ever correct in the first place. it is
the responceability of the military plain & simple
perceptively that her remarks won't be taken kindly
of course not what did you say about it anyway?
do you have a N policy, who do you listen to about this? Ms is not the ANS
just discussed and in which you said governments exist
yeah: true enough i am over my time limit however
Quote from: hirley0 on May 26, 2012, 01:39:18 AM
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Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Richter on May 29, 2012, 03:34:55 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 26, 2012, 01:27:07 AM
QuoteAt a certain point, Sven just lost it. Other members of the discussion group had gone into great detail about how they spent their after-work hours with their companions and enjoyed the end of the day. "That's great for you!" Sven fired back to one speaker. "But first one needs the chance! My boss often plops something on my desk right before it's time to clock out, and when I arrive home late, my wife is pissed off because she was forced to take care of our kid and the housekeeping by herself." By that point, he adds, all thoughts of a relaxing evening have vanished.

If anything can comfort Sven, it's the fact that he isn't alone with this problem. The 36-year-old took part in a study released this week by Rheingold, a market-research and consultancy institute based in Cologne, which found that 46 percent of Germans say they are increasingly unable to enjoy anything due to the stress of everyday life and the feeling of being constantly reachable. The difficulty was even more pronounced among the study's younger participants, 55 percent of whom claimed to feel they have lost their ability to feel good.

Whether it's with food, alcohol, vacation or relaxing -- Germans apparently don't have the leisure to enjoy things. In fact, they can't even let go when they're having sex. According to the researchers, the bottom line is: "Our joy gene is increasingly defective -- we've forgotten how to enjoy ourselves."

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/study-finds-germans-incapable-of-enjoying-life-a-834973.html

I'm seeing a deficiency in the slack gland, and loss of ability to grow a pair.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 29, 2012, 04:01:28 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on May 29, 2012, 03:34:55 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 26, 2012, 01:27:07 AM
QuoteAt a certain point, Sven just lost it. Other members of the discussion group had gone into great detail about how they spent their after-work hours with their companions and enjoyed the end of the day. "That's great for you!" Sven fired back to one speaker. "But first one needs the chance! My boss often plops something on my desk right before it's time to clock out, and when I arrive home late, my wife is pissed off because she was forced to take care of our kid and the housekeeping by herself." By that point, he adds, all thoughts of a relaxing evening have vanished.

If anything can comfort Sven, it's the fact that he isn't alone with this problem. The 36-year-old took part in a study released this week by Rheingold, a market-research and consultancy institute based in Cologne, which found that 46 percent of Germans say they are increasingly unable to enjoy anything due to the stress of everyday life and the feeling of being constantly reachable. The difficulty was even more pronounced among the study's younger participants, 55 percent of whom claimed to feel they have lost their ability to feel good.

Whether it's with food, alcohol, vacation or relaxing -- Germans apparently don't have the leisure to enjoy things. In fact, they can't even let go when they're having sex. According to the researchers, the bottom line is: "Our joy gene is increasingly defective -- we've forgotten how to enjoy ourselves."

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/study-finds-germans-incapable-of-enjoying-life-a-834973.html

I'm seeing a deficiency in the slack gland, and loss of ability to grow a pair.

Yeah, it sounds easily fixable. As in "turn off the cell phone and do what ya want to do, fuck 'em."
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Verbal Mike on May 29, 2012, 03:29:08 PM
Seems like an overgeneralization to start talking about the genetics of "Germans".
In my little corner of Germany (in a big city in the former East) a lot of people have a lot of fun... Probably more people are miserable but it seems to be that way in most places I've been.
Just yesterday, me and the g/f popped out to hang out on this bridge in the park where a lot of hanging out takes place whenever it's warm, and were then steered off course by a weird hippie party with a few dozen people, basically just in the middle of the park, minutes away from the city center...
This kind of stuff happens here every day...

Not that Germany isn't ridiculously oppressive and repressive. It is. But that's a matter of institutions and culture, which are a matter of history...

BTW, I'm just skipping hirley's posts because they seem hard to parse... That's what everyone does, right?

(And yeah, I'm here again, keep yer pance on.)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 29, 2012, 04:42:28 PM
Quote from: VERBL on May 29, 2012, 03:29:08 PM
Seems like an overgeneralization to start talking about the genetics of "Germans".
In my little corner of Germany (in a big city in the former East) a lot of people have a lot of fun... Probably more people are miserable but it seems to be that way in most places I've been.
Just yesterday, me and the g/f popped out to hang out on this bridge in the park where a lot of hanging out takes place whenever it's warm, and were then steered off course by a weird hippie party with a few dozen people, basically just in the middle of the park, minutes away from the city center...
This kind of stuff happens here every day...

Not that Germany isn't ridiculously oppressive and repressive. It is. But that's a matter of institutions and culture, which are a matter of history...

BTW, I'm just skipping hirley's posts because they seem hard to parse... That's what everyone does, right?

(And yeah, I'm here again, keep yer pance on.)

:? Did you read the article? It's not about genetics at all, the researchers used DNA as a metaphor. It's about institutions and culture and the effects of pressure on the psyche.

QuoteDuring the course of the study, the researchers managed to unlock a typically German sequence of steps to enjoyment, which they named "pleasure DNA." The first step involves the feeling of having earned something. This is followed by preparation for the longed-for pleasure, such as booking a day of wellness treatments. But then comes the biggest hurdle: letting go and clearing the mind. Only when a surprising positive moment supervenes can a fully integrated sense of enjoyment follow.

It's not an especially well-written article, but it's interesting and has an amusing headline.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 29, 2012, 04:42:53 PM
I read hirley as long as im at home and not viewing from my phone.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 29, 2012, 05:05:16 PM
Skipping hirley? Misreading the article? Slow down.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Verbal Mike on May 29, 2012, 07:08:47 PM
Blurgh. Yeah I didn't bother to read the full article. Shame on me.
Also, what I wrote was both obvious and simplistic, as I realized soon after writing.
Blurgh.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2012, 07:12:37 PM
Quote from: VERBL on May 29, 2012, 07:08:47 PM
Blurgh. Yeah I didn't bother to read the full article. Shame on me.
Also, what I wrote was both obvious and simplistic, as I realized soon after writing.
Blurgh.

No shit.  Everyone knows that Germans don't have genes.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 29, 2012, 09:46:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2012, 07:12:37 PM
Quote from: VERBL on May 29, 2012, 07:08:47 PM
Blurgh. Yeah I didn't bother to read the full article. Shame on me.
Also, what I wrote was both obvious and simplistic, as I realized soon after writing.
Blurgh.

No shit.  Everyone knows that Germans don't have genes.

:lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Cain on May 29, 2012, 09:48:54 PM
Non-Ayrans, in their infinitely inferior status, using their "Semitic Science" simply do not understand the sublime joy that the Teutonic race is blessed with.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: hirley0 on May 30, 2012, 06:13:16 AM
if only i understood spainish  :fnord:  (http://www.casarosada.gob.ar/discursos/25885-acto-de-entrega-de-microcreditos-sociales-palabras-de-la-presidenta-de-la-nacion)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2012, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 29, 2012, 09:48:54 PM
Non-Ayrans, in their infinitely inferior status, using their "Semitic Science" simply do not understand the sublime joy that the Teutonic race is blessed with.

:lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: hirley0 on May 31, 2012, 01:04:28 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31803.0/msg,1178201.html
1 IK WAS IT REAL  or was it fake { never mind P ticks 4NoW
it does seam reasonable to me at this time 10:40 PM pdT  that the stage
has been set for your first car race with "the CHINCHILLA" on an island
in the river separating Costa Rica from Nicaragua . with a few bag fulls
of Chilean 5 peso coins in the trunk. Good Luck & Bios com  dos /-/

Read 363 times   (http://www.casarosada.gov.ar/images/phocagallery/thumbs/phoca_thumb_m_180512foto8.jpg)  6/6at 09:40:02 PM

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 29, 2012, 04:42:28 PM
Quote from: VERBL on May 29, 2012, 03:29:08 PM
Seems like a a  skipping hirley
:? Did you read the article?
June will NOT arive UNtill Tomorrow My guess is No
though i do not know who's article! {4got ' {{never mind
the race Car tail started on the 7th :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,20156.960/msg,1172057.html) page 65
Although i did not read anything about the prepulsion
did it have a battery? or has she gone nuK  i doubt iT? My guess
is she is 0posed. As far as both of them RACING? My guess is the R BOTH
keeping & eye on Sue She's {is that her spelling | hat dress & shoe }
not to mention here pit crew (HIC} OH WELL| Maybe they can exchange
e-Mail though i doubt it |
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS:
Post by: hirley0 on June 01, 2012, 09:01:01 AM
1:?? bbc BACKING SONG SHE 4 ENGLISH WORLD  :fnord: Read288 (http://www.casarosada.gov.ar/index.php?option=com_phocagallery&view=thecategories&Itemid=22)
FRIDAY JUNE 1 00AM MdT  TV Foto  look alike = boat, fishing
Read 368 times SUNDAY ? June 10th > 5 CIMI

isle , Calero, Machuca, city, Limon, siquires
islands, mouth of river, 10 miles south of, SAN JUAN RIVER, BARRA DEL cOLORADO, Wildlife Refuge

Every second week of October, Puerto Limón hosts a festival called carnaval. = RACE TIME
The event coincides with Columbus Day (known locally as Día de la Raza) on October 12,
and traditionally lasts for a little over a week (to include two weekendS ? 2 RACE's ?

race1 from Limón to Siquirres   race2 from Siquirres to Puerto Limón & IF you win
the lease the island(TBD) for 5 years for 5 bags/(1000) 5000*5CHP's {COINS) IF
on the other hand you lose the RACE's you lease to her your isle of her choice.
not to include the ones already leased to Chili. {& at her price / 5 years also)

REMinder the object of the island lease is to provide a natural tropic space
to set up the ?" _ un laboratorio en la Universidad de Lanús. La _ "? for ?/?
{Biological Field St) Meaning an area to raise exotic tropical birds for Xport
http://www.tropicalbirds.org/ Macaws, Parrots, Conures, ???????????? Cockatoo

4:PM v READ DOWN v? Library Referance? 917.28604M818h COSTA RICA / C. P. BAKER
PAGE 162-219 .0 PUERTO LIMON .1 Moin .3 Canal de tortuquero .4 TORTUGUERO
.5 Rio Colorado | see maps ? isLas Brava, Calero p164 | Buno Vistas, Cuacas
Maria, Chapadero p178 | Begin? at the beginning of El Gavilan Trail ?/?

http://www.tortuguero.com http://casamarbella.tripod.com http://www.coterc.org|
http://www.conserveturtles.org 506/2709-8125 ||| Thus my guess is to steer the
University tward the islands {unlabled on the maps | Near TOR-TUG-EURO | there
appear to be two | one where RIO TORTUGUERO & LAGUNAS del TORTUGUERO meet

there appears to be a smaller? maybe more suitable one two +/- 1 Mile North
where the canal turns westerly? Leasing an isla for the economic explotation
of the "Macaws," MAY NOT BE FASHIONABLE .. that however was my inTENT for
the results of the car race in the first place. .E out of ROAD & isLa's too.
ABOUT 8AM pdT   20120611  :fnord: TBC  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32601.0.html)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: hirley0 on June 04, 2012, 04:24:14 PM

20120611  :fnord: TBC  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32601.0.html)

THORS DAY Read 364 8:m /-/? .1 U can go aloan?
2:  Lease the island (in the river){between Costa Rica & Ni} with 5 bags
3? refers to the YFP foto L-R it seams clear to me the gent in brown{white
HAIR  | is forward looking & Able | however the way i see this is the 2 of
you are way to close & have Big differences that have long term effects
you need to place the person to his right {far left in foto ) next to you
{to you right) & White Hair to his right | providing the two of you {BOTH
esential | with space&time to reconsider what ever the problems are?
that ARE constantly changing. swap them. > <  & Now the "CAR" 4 Race?

MOANday R328 ? 7:24:??.AM

:fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31860.msg1177560.html#msg1177560) :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31803.0/msg,1177543.html) :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31803.0/msg,1178201.html) :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31803.0/msg,1178202.html) :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31803.0/msg,1178220.html) With greaT difficulty ay at 07:25:46 AM

Aye i Sleep thru bbc & nHk {sad # ? what is the past tense Anyway ? :34?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: GERMANS UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 06:00:03 PM
Quote from: VERBL on May 29, 2012, 03:29:08 PM
BTW, I'm just skipping hirley's posts because they seem hard to parse... That's what everyone does, right?

YOU FOOL!