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Title: Channeling Iason
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 05:00:06 PM

Ever have the urge to do or say something horrible? It's not you, it's the influence of Iason being worked on you from afar. Post your tales of horror here.

Mine:

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Filthy Apprentice: I have to go, my wife is in labor.

Roger: Is this going to be a habit? I can always find someone less fertile.

Title: Re: Channeling Iason
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 05:03:44 PM

:spittake:

Title: Re: Channeling Iason
Post by: Richter on September 01, 2009, 05:17:04 PM

Well spoken :lulz:

Title: Re: Channeling Iason
Post by: Suu on September 01, 2009, 08:43:02 PM

Quote
Customer: Don't we get bread?
Me: Bread is by request only.
Customer: Oh.
Me: Would you like bread?
Customer: Oh yes, please.
Me: Sorry, we're all out. *walks away*

Title: Re: Channeling Iason
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 02, 2009, 09:54:35 PM

QuoteLudwig: So you're leaving tomorrow?
My mom: Yes.
Ludwig: Oh, GOOD!

Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 05:00:06 PM