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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Dark Monk on August 16, 2012, 06:39:18 PM

Title: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: The Dark Monk on August 16, 2012, 06:39:18 PM
http://reason.com/blog/2012/08/10/st-paul-cops-shoot-dog-in-wrong-door-rai

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Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 16, 2012, 07:16:58 PM
Tucson cops once ran their armored car through the wall of a meth lab.

Problem:  The meth lab was on 6th street.  They went to 6th avenue.
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 16, 2012, 07:49:22 PM
Okay, here's the thing, the very millisecond the police in my town come out looking like this

(http://media.reason.com/mc/_external/2012_08/4f9d94295a2968020eaf1f12e640013b.jpg?h=221&w=350)

I will kill every single one that I see, on general principle, no questions asked until either they stop me or they quit being the dictionary definition of terrorists. :eek:

Filth in this country are harmless and can be pretty much ignored or beaten to a pulp if they start getting ideas above their station and making a nuisance of themselves. Armed filth are an accident waiting to happen. Armed filth, dressed up as darth vader are an accident that's already happened - a mess that needs cleaned up.
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: The Dark Monk on August 16, 2012, 11:33:09 PM
Exactly, and pulling ID's had to have shown who they were and they were at the wrong address, but why stop now when you can terrorize an innocent household and see what they have? Plus the thing that gets me above it all, is the father is still in jail due to the illegal search and finding a .22.
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 16, 2012, 11:57:01 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 16, 2012, 07:49:22 PM
Okay, here's the thing, the very millisecond the police in my town come out looking like this

(http://media.reason.com/mc/_external/2012_08/4f9d94295a2968020eaf1f12e640013b.jpg?h=221&w=350)

I will kill every single one that I see, on general principle, no questions asked until either they stop me or they quit being the dictionary definition of terrorists. :eek:

Filth in this country are harmless and can be pretty much ignored or beaten to a pulp if they start getting ideas above their station and making a nuisance of themselves. Armed filth are an accident waiting to happen. Armed filth, dressed up as darth vader are an accident that's already happened - a mess that needs cleaned up.

That is America.  This is what happens when you fuck with The Man.  Or if The Man gets the address wrong.
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 17, 2012, 05:59:30 AM
We have fleets of fed-funded SWAT teams just LOOKING for something to do around here. It's pretty scary. If they don't use the equipment and make enough arrests, they lose their funding.
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 17, 2012, 06:03:55 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 17, 2012, 05:59:30 AM
We have fleets of fed-funded SWAT teams just LOOKING for something to do around here. It's pretty scary. If they don't use the equipment and make enough arrests, they lose their funding.

:jumper:
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 17, 2012, 10:32:35 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 17, 2012, 05:59:30 AM
We have fleets of fed-funded SWAT teams just LOOKING for something to do around here. It's pretty scary. If they don't use the equipment and make enough arrests, they lose their funding.

That equipment has got to be worth money. Why is no one robbing these people? What the fuck is wrong with your criminals? :argh!:
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: Cain on August 17, 2012, 01:16:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 17, 2012, 10:32:35 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 17, 2012, 05:59:30 AM
We have fleets of fed-funded SWAT teams just LOOKING for something to do around here. It's pretty scary. If they don't use the equipment and make enough arrests, they lose their funding.

That equipment has got to be worth money. Why is no one robbing these people? What the fuck is wrong with your criminals? :argh!:

The largest criminal gang in America owns those vehicles and weapons already. 
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 17, 2012, 01:33:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 17, 2012, 01:16:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 17, 2012, 10:32:35 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 17, 2012, 05:59:30 AM
We have fleets of fed-funded SWAT teams just LOOKING for something to do around here. It's pretty scary. If they don't use the equipment and make enough arrests, they lose their funding.

That equipment has got to be worth money. Why is no one robbing these people? What the fuck is wrong with your criminals? :argh!:

The largest criminal gang in America owns those vehicles and weapons already.

:rimshot:
I rack em up. Cain knocks em down
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 17, 2012, 06:03:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 17, 2012, 01:16:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 17, 2012, 10:32:35 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 17, 2012, 05:59:30 AM
We have fleets of fed-funded SWAT teams just LOOKING for something to do around here. It's pretty scary. If they don't use the equipment and make enough arrests, they lose their funding.

That equipment has got to be worth money. Why is no one robbing these people? What the fuck is wrong with your criminals? :argh!:

The largest criminal gang in America owns those vehicles and weapons already.

:mittens:
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 17, 2012, 06:08:26 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 17, 2012, 06:03:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 17, 2012, 01:16:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 17, 2012, 10:32:35 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 17, 2012, 05:59:30 AM
We have fleets of fed-funded SWAT teams just LOOKING for something to do around here. It's pretty scary. If they don't use the equipment and make enough arrests, they lose their funding.

That equipment has got to be worth money. Why is no one robbing these people? What the fuck is wrong with your criminals? :argh!:

The largest criminal gang in America owns those vehicles and weapons already.

:mittens:

Yeah, I was gonna say.

Who was the last pol to go after corruption, Bobby Kennedy? Splat.
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 17, 2012, 06:54:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 17, 2012, 01:16:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 17, 2012, 10:32:35 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 17, 2012, 05:59:30 AM
We have fleets of fed-funded SWAT teams just LOOKING for something to do around here. It's pretty scary. If they don't use the equipment and make enough arrests, they lose their funding.

That equipment has got to be worth money. Why is no one robbing these people? What the fuck is wrong with your criminals? :argh!:

The largest criminal gang in America owns those vehicles and weapons already. 

Beat me to it. Cops in America are, for the most part, just the largest, best-armed, best-funded street gang.
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 17, 2012, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 17, 2012, 06:54:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 17, 2012, 01:16:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 17, 2012, 10:32:35 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 17, 2012, 05:59:30 AM
We have fleets of fed-funded SWAT teams just LOOKING for something to do around here. It's pretty scary. If they don't use the equipment and make enough arrests, they lose their funding.

That equipment has got to be worth money. Why is no one robbing these people? What the fuck is wrong with your criminals? :argh!:

The largest criminal gang in America owns those vehicles and weapons already. 

Beat me to it. Cops in America are, for the most part, just the largest, best-armed, best-funded street gang.

I'm gonna argue that.  Cops are not gangsters.  Gangsters operate from a profit motive.

Cops don't even have that excuse.  They're the same people, by and large (though not without exception) as the people who would have lined up to enlist in the SS.
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 18, 2012, 04:22:32 PM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 17, 2012, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 17, 2012, 06:54:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 17, 2012, 01:16:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 17, 2012, 10:32:35 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 17, 2012, 05:59:30 AM
We have fleets of fed-funded SWAT teams just LOOKING for something to do around here. It's pretty scary. If they don't use the equipment and make enough arrests, they lose their funding.

That equipment has got to be worth money. Why is no one robbing these people? What the fuck is wrong with your criminals? :argh!:

The largest criminal gang in America owns those vehicles and weapons already. 

Beat me to it. Cops in America are, for the most part, just the largest, best-armed, best-funded street gang.

I'm gonna argue that.  Cops are not gangsters.  Gangsters operate from a profit motive.

Cops don't even have that excuse.  They're the same people, by and large (though not without exception) as the people who would have lined up to enlist in the SS.

This isn't strictly true anymore, because of the monetization of drug arrests thanks to the "war on drugs". But otherwise, I totally agree with your post.
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 18, 2012, 11:36:52 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 18, 2012, 04:22:32 PM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 17, 2012, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 17, 2012, 06:54:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 17, 2012, 01:16:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 17, 2012, 10:32:35 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 17, 2012, 05:59:30 AM
We have fleets of fed-funded SWAT teams just LOOKING for something to do around here. It's pretty scary. If they don't use the equipment and make enough arrests, they lose their funding.

That equipment has got to be worth money. Why is no one robbing these people? What the fuck is wrong with your criminals? :argh!:

The largest criminal gang in America owns those vehicles and weapons already. 

Beat me to it. Cops in America are, for the most part, just the largest, best-armed, best-funded street gang.

I'm gonna argue that.  Cops are not gangsters.  Gangsters operate from a profit motive.

Cops don't even have that excuse.  They're the same people, by and large (though not without exception) as the people who would have lined up to enlist in the SS.

This isn't strictly true anymore, because of the monetization of drug arrests thanks to the "war on drugs". But otherwise, I totally agree with your post.

ProtoJesus and any doubters, I'd recommend watching this whole documentary. I've fast-forwarded to where they start laying out this stuff in detail if you only have a few minutes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fRKiRJBzIA&feature=player_detailpage#t=794s
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 18, 2012, 11:43:33 PM
In case anyone is thinking that video is crackpottery or exaggeration, everything they're talking about is documented. I can provide a raft of citations if you wish. It's law enforcement for profit.
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: Cain on August 21, 2012, 08:35:08 AM
It may not be primarily about money as a cop, but if you can't make money as a dirty cop, well, you have to be pretty fucking stupid.
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: The Dark Monk on August 21, 2012, 01:13:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 21, 2012, 08:35:08 AM
It may not be primarily about money as a cop, but if you can't make money as a dirty cop, well, you have to be pretty fucking stupid.

This comment MAY have been made on drugs, therefore under suspicion and this is a civil case, I hereby steal it legally from you.
Ahem:
It may not be primarily about money as a cop, but if you can't make money as a dirty cop, well, you have to be pretty fucking stupid.

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Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on August 21, 2012, 01:15:36 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 16, 2012, 07:49:22 PM
Okay, here's the thing, the very millisecond the police in my town come out looking like this

(http://media.reason.com/mc/_external/2012_08/4f9d94295a2968020eaf1f12e640013b.jpg?h=221&w=350)

I will kill every single one that I see, on general principle, no questions asked until either they stop me or they quit being the dictionary definition of terrorists. :eek:

Filth in this country are harmless and can be pretty much ignored or beaten to a pulp if they start getting ideas above their station and making a nuisance of themselves. Armed filth are an accident waiting to happen. Armed filth, dressed up as darth vader are an accident that's already happened - a mess that needs cleaned up.

I've got some pics on my phone that you're going to absolutely love.
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: Cain on August 21, 2012, 01:19:51 PM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on August 21, 2012, 01:13:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 21, 2012, 08:35:08 AM
It may not be primarily about money as a cop, but if you can't make money as a dirty cop, well, you have to be pretty fucking stupid.

This comment MAY have been made on drugs, therefore under suspicion and this is a civil case, I hereby steal it legally from you.
Ahem:
It may not be primarily about money as a cop, but if you can't make money as a dirty cop, well, you have to be pretty fucking stupid.

Disclaimer:
PAID FOR PRIMARILY BY DONATION.

Hah, indeed.  But it's even easier than that.  As a dirty cop, you can't not only make money based on what you do, but also on what you don't do.  Who you don't arrest, or you don't see committing a crime.
Title: Re: I feel this needeed to be shown
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 21, 2012, 01:24:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 21, 2012, 01:19:51 PM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on August 21, 2012, 01:13:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 21, 2012, 08:35:08 AM
It may not be primarily about money as a cop, but if you can't make money as a dirty cop, well, you have to be pretty fucking stupid.

This comment MAY have been made on drugs, therefore under suspicion and this is a civil case, I hereby steal it legally from you.
Ahem:
It may not be primarily about money as a cop, but if you can't make money as a dirty cop, well, you have to be pretty fucking stupid.

Disclaimer:
PAID FOR PRIMARILY BY DONATION.

Hah, indeed.  But it's even easier than that.  As a dirty cop, you can't not only make money based on what you do, but also on what you don't do.  Who you don't arrest, or you don't see committing a crime.

A guy I used to work for was moving into the big time. He had about half a dozen coppers on the payroll. Bust and grass tipples were a lot more important that turning a blind eye, although I guess they were kinda doing that just by pocketing the cash