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Very true, I have no doubt.

Very true, I have no doubt.

I am currently reading the "Age of Unreason" series.

It's sort of "Alchemypunk."  Amusing frippery and silliness, mostly.

It's cool, I've always been a hypocrite.

Does that mean I'm doing it right? 

For today we are going to fast-forward to the "Action" of the piece, written here in prose for the sake of readability, content, and maximizing its effect.

-----HATEMONGER: THE BIT WITH ACTION IN IT-----

OR

PD Mountain

   Roger saw a fluffy bunny.  It was cute, and so he kicked it.

You've trolled too long... and now you can't tell the difference!

Don't say anything at all.

And for fuck's sake stop posting masturbation pictures.

Despite what you (and this is a plural you, before any specific people start bitching at me for siding with Daruko.  If you're going to accuse me, you may as well do it as a group, after all) might think, doing so does not make you clever.  It certainly doesn't add any sort of anything to the thread you post it in. 

OKAY, IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR.  You don't like Daruko, and think everything he says is stupid.

But guess what?  By doing this EVERY.  SINGLE.  TIME. he posts something does not make me giggle in glee, saying "OH TEE HEE, another clever refutation of whatever daruko just spat out!"  All it makes me do is think that you must be very bored, waiting eagerly at your monitor to pounce whenever he posts, and in a glory of gusto post yet another reference to, or flat-out picture OF somebody masturbating.

I GET IT.  You think that Daruko is only posting to hear himself talk.  Mental masturbation.  OKAY, can we please move on now?

Something you should realise is that you're doing the same thing, only ten times worse, when you respond to it like you are.  Your accusations of ego-stroking are only rebounded back at you.  Does it make you feel big to make fun of him?  Does it make you warm and sticky in your special place?  Does it?

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

This contest of penis-measuring (or not, as gender allows) must end!  I am now unable to click on any thread that daruko has posted in at work, just in case one of you clever bastards has slapped up a picture that will offend people in the office (or patrons for that matter, as I sometimes browse[d?] this forum when in areas the public have access to).

THANKS!  You've BROKED IT.

So for fuck's sake, if you think Daruko is a moron, can't you please just ignore everything he says?  Is it really THAT HARD?

This is especially bothersome when he's actually posted something that looks like it had some level of thought in it.  Calling him an idiot when he does this is certainly at cross-purposes.  It basically encourages him to act like an idiot more.  If he's going to get constantly belittled anyway, what the fuck, right?  Might as well be a total jack-ass.

Another thing I've been wondering in a few cases is: "Would this masturbatory picture have been posted if somebody else had said what daruko just said?"  I'm sure there have been at least a few places where he's said stuff which other people on the forum have similar ideas about.

I know, I'm relatively new here.  This isn't "my forum" and if you want to act like a hemerrhoidally flaming jackass, please be my guest.  But, and this is important, it isn't "your forum" any more than it's mine.  So chill the fuck out, and remember that there are other people on the internet and in the world.

At the VERY least, can we please keep the pictures posted to those like "a man with a tube of lube in his hand" and not "a nekkid woman with her legs spread and tits bouncing around as she rubs her oiled juicy bits against something"? 

Some of us browse at work, you know.  And I don't think it's just me that will state that last request.

OR KILL ME, you assholes.

Dude, SORRY.

's all good.  I just wanted to bitch about something, really.

Don't say anything at all.

Naw.  I think I'll say what I want to say, and not worry about who gets all butthurt about it.

OR KILL ME, you assholes.

You're doing it wrong.

I'm too much of a hippy to actually rant properly.  Unless grammar and spelling are involved.  And yes, by all means, say whatever you want.  I don't give a shit.

I read the entire last two pages of this thread in a sarcastic tone of voice and it made it a much better read.

TV would be a lot better if it had shows like

"Are you smarter than a 10 year old GREAT WHITE SHARK?"

But come on, seriously.  The hand and hole positioning is almost IDENTICAL!

Am I the only one who is reminded distinctly of Goatse by the graphic of the film reel and hands in the bg there?

molestache

Now there's one I've never heard before.

Seriously?  Or are you being sarcastic.

We used to play a game where we would identify all of the molestaches and pedosmiles wandering about the Mall of America.  Bonus points for a person with both.

What about the creepy 1950s child molester glasses that were a size too big and had the creepy half-tinted look?

How can you put the horrors of starbucks in the same category as somebody who looks as awesome as this:


I know Cramulous, with his moustache mania, will back me up on this.

In this case, though, the Babby Jesu cries because his future self-sacrifice of his own life which he made himself (being God and all) is in vain, because he presciently looked 2000 odd years into the future and saw you touching yourself.