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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: AFK on September 04, 2009, 02:50:28 PM

Title: Poor Kurt.
Post by: AFK on September 04, 2009, 02:50:28 PM
The makers of Guitar Hero 5 have included a Kurt Cobain character in the game.  Apparently there is some special feature you can unlock where you can make Cobain sing a Megadeth song or rap to a Public Enemy tune.  However, you can also make him sing Bush and Bon Jovi tunes.  And it looks like Courtney Love was in on this. 

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=126406

Poor guy. 

Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 02:51:22 PM
That's what he gets for dying before her.
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: Dimocritus on September 04, 2009, 03:52:00 PM
I... This is... I don't...   :|
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 04, 2009, 08:12:37 PM
AHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAHAHHAHA

<choke>

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAA
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: Requia ☣ on September 04, 2009, 08:15:45 PM
This is a great idea.  We'll be able to use his spinning to produce enough electricity to power the west coast.
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 04, 2009, 09:20:46 PM
When you activate his Star Power he just gets really overwhelmed and shoots himself in the head with a shotgun.
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: Captain Utopia on September 04, 2009, 09:49:54 PM
Quote from: Liam Gallagher
He was a miserable fucker, and I'm glad he's dead.
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 09:53:25 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 04, 2009, 09:20:46 PM
When you activate his Star Power he just gets really overwhelmed and shoots himself in the headarm with a shotgunspike.

Fixed.  Shotgun comes if you win the game.
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: The Johnny on September 04, 2009, 10:23:44 PM

would be WAY more entertaining as a zombie
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on September 04, 2009, 10:23:44 PM

would be WAY more entertaining as a zombie

How could you tell the difference?
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: The Johnny on September 04, 2009, 10:34:54 PM

would give a nice morbid twist to his song... "rape me" was it called?
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 10:35:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 10:31:02 PM
How could you tell the difference?
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: The Johnny on September 05, 2009, 12:17:15 AM

im not sure if its a language barrier sort of thing or your question seems very vague.

the difference between a digitalized Cobain and a digitalized zombie Cobain would probably be: more ragged clothes, perhaps missing some flesh from numerous of his visible parts -hopefully some bones at sight- some blood here and there...

but i dont see your point, besides being confrontational.
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: Payne on September 05, 2009, 12:31:37 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on September 05, 2009, 12:17:15 AM

im not sure if its a language barrier sort of thing or your question seems very vague.

the difference between a digitalized Cobain and a digitalized zombie Cobain would probably be: more ragged clothes, perhaps missing some flesh from numerous of his visible parts -hopefully some bones at sight- some blood here and there...

but i dont see your point, besides being confrontational.

Many junkies start to look exactly like that eventually. What with the massive weight loss and health problems associated with the habit.
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: The Johnny on September 05, 2009, 12:47:42 AM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i290/asf-13/MenzelAlien_04.jpg)

(http://www.asf-13thmoon.demon.co.uk/liveshows/07january/MH6garbage.jpg)

not that im that much of a big fan of ASF, but, i think this is a good example - even do its more cadaver like, than zombie like to my appreciation

but ofc im now getting into semantics crap, cause a zombie is a type of cadaver after all
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: Jenne on September 05, 2009, 01:27:58 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on September 05, 2009, 12:17:15 AM

im not sure if its a language barrier sort of thing or your question seems very vague.

the difference between a digitalized Cobain and a digitalized zombie Cobain would probably be: more ragged clothes, perhaps missing some flesh from numerous of his visible parts -hopefully some bones at sight- some blood here and there...

but i dont see your point, besides being confrontational.

DETACHABLE PENIS!  :fap:
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: The Johnny on September 05, 2009, 02:19:12 AM

I dont see what this has to do with Missile King.
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: Jenne on September 05, 2009, 05:25:32 AM
...point?

*other than the top of your head?*

Zombie Cobain pawns regular-dead-commershulized-Cobain 169%-over...I think that's the "what this has to do with...etc.

Unless I miss my guess?

Buehler?
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 05, 2009, 11:47:51 AM
(http://files.myopera.com/skatesonhaight/blog/kurtcobainbear.jpg)
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 05, 2009, 02:34:50 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 05, 2009, 11:47:51 AM
(http://files.myopera.com/skatesonhaight/blog/kurtcobainbear.jpg)
:lulz:

Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: The Johnny on September 05, 2009, 06:08:34 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 05, 2009, 05:25:32 AM
...point?

*other than the top of your head?*

Zombie Cobain pawns regular-dead-commershulized-Cobain 169%-over...I think that's the "what this has to do with...etc.

Unless I miss my guess?

Buehler?

i thought you were making an obscure reference - which i guess after all is just some obscure association i made

heres my explanation do http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8utjLBZuEI

dont mind the video, just the audio...
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 08, 2009, 05:48:34 PM
Speaking of Nirvana:  http://hypem.com/track/899613/Calvin+Harris+vs+Nirvana+-+I+m+Not+Alone+Smells+Like+Teen+Spirit+Mighty+Mike+Mashup+
Title: Re: Poor Kurt.
Post by: AFK on September 08, 2009, 06:00:18 PM
The passing of Kurt was foretold in the Principia

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