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It did not happen.
No one can prove anything.
Resume your day, please.


Have at thee!   "Paranoia"

"Hey, lend me five bucks!"
Said Eris, right before She
Borrowed my skateboard.



Garage Rock is next

Fuck it up pigface
even The Pixies took part
ever see 'em live?



Next up: the horse you rode in on

who give a goddam
about mere academics?
but the prof is hot!



Topic: Wire

I recall cowboys
and sadistically cruel villians
and, of course, gay men.


Next topic: Baptists

I was thinking about the "fnords" bit, and i was wondering.. Is there any way you could have the fnords disclaimer in the program?  I understand that it's a bit contradictory to have "fnord" written down to talk about the fnords, but then again, contradiction is always fun...  I think a disclaimer on the back of the playbill announcing the lack of Fnords in the set design would be subtle, but effective.

"What is it's true mean-
in" is just 6 syllables.
mmm, fucking is good.



Try on: headkick

Ah, but you forget that some of us are in the Puritanical USA, and can get fired if boobs show up on the computer screen.

Maybe not, but it's also not for direct posting on this forum - kids can wander in here, you know

Oh, for Goddess' sake... are we going to open up that discussion again? Look, you people have got to stop with the puritanical notion that "protecting" young people from nudity is helping them in any way, shape, or form. Boobs are just a part of the human body and a fact of nature, and the idea that there's a certain age one has to reach before becoming aware of them is retroactive bullshit.

(This is not to say that I agree with directly posting them on the fora- after all, some of us come here at work or school and the environs must be kept safe to that end. But not doing what comes naturally simply because you don't want your kids exposed to it isn't keeping their minds "clean"- it's just making them neurotic.)

Hear, hear!  Let's keep the censorship focused on work-safe, not prissy-minded editing.

"made up mostly from
hair" has only 6 syllables.
Oh, the nazi's dead.




take aim at: dandruff

I really like the first act, and parts of the 2nd & 3rd.  I wasn't too psyched about the "this is what's really going on" second act; i can see how doing this makes the Everyman American complicit in the war, something overtly stated by Louis in the 3rd act.  But i think the whole "cheating husband/9-11 mistress" thing is a bit dull.

The again, I'm not sure I can do any better.

Either way, there were parts that made me laugh out loud, so thanks.

"You're doing it wrong"
Please adhere to all the rules
Otherwise, it's not really a haiku (but why the hell should we follow the rules if we're all Erisian anyway?)




Pot shots at: Snarky Discordians

"Lard is the tapeworm in the bottle of tequila that comes alive at night and sneaks up to bite your nipple."

That first Lard EP is great.  "The Power of LARD" is practically an Erisian Manifesto.

Ah, yes, Clark.

::Bows to the biblophile::

I no longer believe it was Card who wrote that.