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It's a little weird because indoor malls were an absolutely integral part of my teenagerhood... seeing them relegated to the past is another little reminder that I am getting old, that my childhood was a long time ago, and that everything is transient.

This. It is bizarre, isn't it? I had to take a city bus to school, and it stopped the mall for an hour beforehand. We had this crazy comic book store called Reality Adventures with stand up virtual reality games. I'd buy orange soda pop at the walgreens across from that little outlet, and smoke weed with these older kids outside lol. I used to dress up in panties at the JCPenney's and admire myself from the fitting room mirror. This once, I forgot to take them off, and the buzzer caught me for shoplifting. I've been banned from JCPenney's ever since. Ah, nostalgia. 

Smart fucking badgers! 

Wow, they fucking are.  As a side note, thanks to the links on the side, I discovered Graham Norton, and binged the fuck out. Weird.

Wow, you are startlingly handsome without facial hair.

That is the second time you've ever called me handsome, and I much appreciate the compliment.

An epic haiku, based on a nightmarish image I had of Nigel in her new job, if her new job was in Tucson and done by Arizona rules.

I live in terror
The Law says "Kill the Retards".
Nigel holds the gun

Her shadow engulfs
Her hair is blocking the sun
She thumbs the hammer

I smile stupidly
Nigel simply does not care
I'm too dumb to know

I piss in my pants
Not because I fear Nigel
I'm just retarded

A flash of bright light
She shot me in the kneecap
Just to be a prick

I beg for my life
"Uh muh muh muh uh uh muh"
That's how retards talk

Nigel laughs at me
I'm really bleeding a lot
Why is she so mean?

Nigel aims at my head
But then turns and walks away
Why won't she kill me?

"You'll bleed to death soon"
The girl who shot me chuckles
"Why waste a bullet?"

I deserve this fate
Because I am retarded
The Law is very clear

Things could be much worse
At least I'm not a hipster
That would REALLY suck.

Everything goes black
I wake up in Hell because
God hates retards too.

This is so fucking awesome. 

Where did you do that? I'll womp off motherfucker. 

I mean, uh, don't mind me. Please carry on taking Brother Nihil seriously.

Oh, clearly dude is trolling.

This thread has gotten somewhat off-topic. The main issue at hand is not homosexuality, but the spectacle of a giant corporation spreading global propaganda in coordination with its government. What would your reaction be if Ford Motor Company started placing anti-abortion stickers on every car it sold, simultaneous with a pro-life campaign by a right wing president? Is this one of those situations where fascism is excusable since it's progressive?

If anything, this is an interesting point, though expressed terribly.

Just because we like what google is doing in this instance, are there implications for global corporations making moral decisions and subjecting their users to their views?  Isn't this Chik-Fil-A but with a liberal view?

I don't really like considering gay rights issues liberal. It might be something liberals are more for, but in general, I give a shit about right and wrong in some way, and anti-gay shit should never be condoned. It should be shit on repeatedly, until it drowns in shit.

I really had no feelings about Russel Brand whatsoever, and then I found this:
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CDIQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3YR4CseY9pk&ei=9BT4UpDOFMeGyAGY7oDADw&usg=AFQjCNHz7hZJAOVZ2WAExeuhspxmImnbWg&sig2=ZOvKY4ss-W3MzS775OmoOA&bvm=bv.60983673,d.aWc

And then I watched this:
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=6&cad=rja&ved=0CEoQtwIwBQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOBA6qlHW8po&ei=9BT4UpDOFMeGyAGY7oDADw&usg=AFQjCNHBmh4bAHMDXthnQvuBBzMpFS6InQ&sig2=VDaYE3VDEpfmUYl10U6qJg&bvm=bv.60983673,d.aWc

And then this:
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=2&cad=rja&sqi=2&ved=0CDgQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOp8PbxaCer4&ei=WRX4UsnyB8nXygHskoHwCQ&usg=AFQjCNGDgBWaUirmQoZ-r74P8ojnnUigxA&sig2=j8SWLAvbZFNZOWf_yDBO9w&bvm=bv.60983673,d.aWc

Is it just me, or does this guy seem primed for some discordian collaboration?

Beard.


Mustache.


Today. 

@OP

Why is being quiet akin to being weak or a good doggie?

memamo mo mommi mi mmemi mimo oom mom ma. <-- that's the result of me not having anything to say but doin' it anyway! WOOHOO!

Because I told you to THINK FOR YOURSELF.

NOW SHUT UP AND SAY SOMETHING!

  Well done.

I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, but I'd be interested in hearing thoughts on it.  Any criticisms?  Or does it seem pretty accurate?

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/global-warmings-terrifying-new-math-20120719

 

Maybe you are simply not adventurous enough or appear to be eating the human penis

How do they stand it?  All worried about what other people think about them and all pissed because they're all worried about what they think other people think about them and thinking this whole mess is somehow YOUR fault.

But I know...There is no answer because they CAN'T stand it.  And that's why they ARE the way they are.  They long since got to the point where they stood on their rooftops and shouted "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!" and NOTHING HAPPENED.  Then they said it AGAIN but EVEN LOUDER and STILL nothing happened.  Even LESS NOTHING happened than last time.

So they took whatever internal regulator there is in people off and the flywheels are spinning and screaming and red hot and emitting a foul-smelling smoke. And they don't have the BALLS to become SERIAL KILLERS so they just get MORE NASTY.

Why do you REALLY think we are supporting a pointless and obviously morally fucked-up war?  Do you fools think it really has anything to do with POLITICS?  Do you think it has anything to do with THE MEDIA?  Do you think it is because of GREED?

If so, WAKE UP PUPPET BOYS!  You've become CYNICAL, but not CYNICAL ENOUGH.  You've become CYNICAL, but not to the point that you LAUGH UNTIL YOUR GUTS BLEED.  You've become CYNICAL, but not cynical enough to believe that a whole nation of overfed, overindulged fatass fabulously wealthy white people can support the organized destruction of a nation of brown people NOT because they believe in it, NOT because they're STUPID, NOT because they've been duped by some well-organized CABAL, but simply and for no other reason than that they are NASTY and ILL-TEMPERED.

We WANT to kill thousands, or tens of thousands of NASTY SMUDGY PEOPLE not because we have ANY reason whatsoever for it but because we are MAD at our husbands, wives, children, brothers and sisters because they changed the TV CHANNEL while we were WATCHING SOMETHING, and we haven't got the BALLS to stand up for ourselves so we TAKE IT OUT ON SOMEBODY ELSE.

There IS no other reason, and that's why you can talk politics until you're blue in the TITS but you will NEVER find a political reason which explains it SANELY.

We go to war because we are NASTY CHICKENSHITS who DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THE PETTY-ASS FRUSTRATIONS which constitute our LIVES.

No this is not the CLEAN FLAME THROWER WHITE HATE of a MUTANT DISCORDIAN I'm talking about here.  Just LOOK at them.  LOOK at the nasty bitter pinched evil faces around you, Brothers & Sisters. They aren't even capable of getting PISSED OFF correctly.  They DISLIKE their own ODOR.

You know who you are.  You know if you are one of them.  You know if you have been there chewing on your own teeth hating everybody while HOPING DESPERATELY that they LIKE you.  And you know, if a little part inside of you responds to that description, that it is CUNTS LIKE YOU that allow all the -real- evil in the world to go on.

Fuck you all and the armadillos you rode in on.

HOLY FUCKING FUCK!  SHIT FUCK!  I want everyone to read this, Roger!

I've only read page one, but the first thing I want to say is that I'm already in love with this thread, and I love the first post. 

The second is my rebuttal to the op, as much as I dig it, I DO come here for good writing.  Just like I go to my books for good writing.  I LOVE good writing.  There's a shitton of it here.  I'm not a good writer, and that's the primary reason I don't write here often, and I AM actually really fucking busy, and barely use the interwebs anymore. 

I love seeing this kind of provocation though, because aside from me and my involvement here, I'm always always glad to see what comes out of this site.  And shit!  Look at this, I am writing.  When I stop by and peruse here.... If it's stupid, I don't spend much time on it.  I can say that every time I come back, what I see is good fucking writing, and fucking inspiring ass shit.

Maybe someday I'll start writing things down more.  I don't feel passive.  I love life, I love living, and I think if anything I should probably calm the fuck down soon, because sooner or later, They are bound to catch up to what I'm doing.