Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 05:20:12 PM

Title: So, yeah, it's the 21st century.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 05:20:12 PM
So why, I ask, must one of my guys insist, during a convention, on making racial comments in public?  Or needling our AR/AP lady about her weight? 

The only good news is that he continued after he was asked to stop, so it's clear-cut harrassment.

So long, asshole.
Title: Re: So, yeah, it's the 21st century.
Post by: Freeky on October 15, 2012, 05:34:56 PM
primates. that's all you really need to say. :horrormirth:
Title: Re: So, yeah, it's the 21st century.
Post by: Juana on October 15, 2012, 05:51:09 PM
^^^ That. And primate-hood rests on status. Who is the monkey on top and how can they stay there?
Title: Re: So, yeah, it's the 21st century.
Post by: Able Kane on October 15, 2012, 06:05:23 PM
Tell him to keep his racial remarks in private and to rail on only in his head about how horrifyingly fat (a) woman/en may or may not be, like all the rest of us do.

Unless he of course has such a mass volume of dickish thoughts that he needs to let them out lest they saturate his bloodstream and result in a toxic death for him. Maybe he is a shithead-by-prescription.
Title: Re: So, yeah, it's the 21st century.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 06:06:17 PM
Quote from: Able Kane on October 15, 2012, 06:05:23 PM
Tell him to keep his racial remarks in private and to rail on only in his head about how horrifyingly fat (a) woman/en may or may not be, like all the rest of us do.

Unless he of course has such a mass volume of dickish thoughts that he needs to let them out lest they saturate his bloodstream and result in a toxic death for him. Maybe he is a shithead-by-prescription.

I think I'll just tell him "you're fired", and call it a day.
Title: Re: So, yeah, it's the 21st century.
Post by: Able Kane on October 16, 2012, 06:05:49 AM
That'd be bestest, I'd say. Of course, he'd soon become someone else's problem (hopefully his own).
Title: Re: So, yeah, it's the 21st century.
Post by: Mangrove on October 16, 2012, 03:14:20 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 06:06:17 PM
Quote from: Able Kane on October 15, 2012, 06:05:23 PM
Tell him to keep his racial remarks in private and to rail on only in his head about how horrifyingly fat (a) woman/en may or may not be, like all the rest of us do.

Unless he of course has such a mass volume of dickish thoughts that he needs to let them out lest they saturate his bloodstream and result in a toxic death for him. Maybe he is a shithead-by-prescription.

I think I'll just tell him "you're fired", and call it a day.

Tell him that he's fired...unless he takes part in some sort of race awareness program. Possible outcomes:

a) He'll tell you to fuck yourself and quit. Problem solved, no more racist asshole co-worker.
b) He'll take you up on your offer. He finds a program, embarrasses himself wholesale and you fire him. Buh bye!
c) He takes you up on the offer, actually learns something and is somewhat more palatable to work with. He stays, you don't need to find a replacement.
Title: Re: So, yeah, it's the 21st century.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 16, 2012, 03:28:11 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 16, 2012, 03:14:20 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 06:06:17 PM
Quote from: Able Kane on October 15, 2012, 06:05:23 PM
Tell him to keep his racial remarks in private and to rail on only in his head about how horrifyingly fat (a) woman/en may or may not be, like all the rest of us do.

Unless he of course has such a mass volume of dickish thoughts that he needs to let them out lest they saturate his bloodstream and result in a toxic death for him. Maybe he is a shithead-by-prescription.

I think I'll just tell him "you're fired", and call it a day.

Tell him that he's fired...unless he takes part in some sort of race awareness program. Possible outcomes:

a) He'll tell you to fuck yourself and quit. Problem solved, no more racist asshole co-worker.
b) He'll take you up on your offer. He finds a program, embarrasses himself wholesale and you fire him. Buh bye!
c) He takes you up on the offer, actually learns something and is somewhat more palatable to work with. He stays, you don't need to find a replacement.

Yeah...nah....fuck him.