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Title: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Richter on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Luna on October 02, 2012, 02:10:58 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

Somebody who's watched that wretched shit...  Who is the kid's biggest rival on the kiddy beauty circuit?  An autographed "Ha, ha, I win!" photograph...

Or, a baby doll with an extra thumb attached hidden under co-worker's chair...
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 02, 2012, 02:11:28 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

One of those two critic guys on the Muppet Show.
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Richter on October 02, 2012, 02:33:46 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 02, 2012, 02:10:58 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

Somebody who's watched that wretched shit...  Who is the kid's biggest rival on the kiddy beauty circuit?  An autographed "Ha, ha, I win!" photograph...

Or, a baby doll with an extra thumb attached hidden under co-worker's chair...

I'm doing the babydoll thing, but with a tiara, and strung to the outside surface of her cube for maximum visibility.
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 02, 2012, 02:37:05 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 02, 2012, 02:11:28 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

One of those two critic guys on the Muppet Show.

"He can't remember the names Statler and Waldorf?"

"I'm surprised he can remember his own."

Dohohohohoho
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 02, 2012, 02:38:09 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

Give the costume three thumbs up.
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: hooplala on October 02, 2012, 03:07:20 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 02, 2012, 02:37:05 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 02, 2012, 02:11:28 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

One of those two critic guys on the Muppet Show.

"He can't remember the names Statler and Waldorf?"

"I'm surprised he can remember his own."

Dohohohohoho

:)
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Richter on October 02, 2012, 03:35:26 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 02, 2012, 02:37:05 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 02, 2012, 02:11:28 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

One of those two critic guys on the Muppet Show.

"He can't remember the names Statler and Waldorf?"

"I'm surprised he can remember his own."

Dohohohohoho

IT would be tragic how few folks there would get it.  I'd need a cohort too...
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Internet Jesus on October 02, 2012, 03:35:54 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

Red bull and Mtn Dew mixers for everybody at lunch.
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Richter on October 02, 2012, 03:41:21 AM
This makes me doubly glad you're back.  Even with the caffeine tollerance in the joint, the go go juice will still put the fools straight to silly.
I just have to present them the sealed cans (keep it obvious me own hand has altered nothing), and keep a hat on it until they acquire target onto someone else.
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Internet Jesus on October 02, 2012, 03:53:17 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 03:41:21 AM
Even with the caffeine tollerance in the joint, the go go juice will still put the fools straight to silly.

It could be better than the time at the Christmas party when everyone was drunk and that one guy from accounting fucked that gal from sales in the copier room.
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 02, 2012, 04:15:58 AM
Dress as roadkill

ask if she wants you in her belly.
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 02, 2012, 04:22:40 AM
Spike the punch with Red Bull?
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 02, 2012, 04:23:13 AM
Or just fake up something that looks like an animal frisbee and offer to cook dinner.

Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Richter on October 03, 2012, 02:30:20 PM
Quote from: v3x on October 02, 2012, 04:22:40 AM
Spike the punch with Red Bull?

No punch.  These folks have LEARNED.
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Luna on October 03, 2012, 05:37:43 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 03, 2012, 02:30:20 PM
Quote from: v3x on October 02, 2012, 04:22:40 AM
Spike the punch with Red Bull?

No punch.  These folks have LEARNED.

Buy individual foil pouches of punch.

Invest in hypodermic needle.

Hilarity ensues.
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Freeky on October 03, 2012, 05:45:22 PM
Someone wants to be Honey Boo-boo for halloween?  :vom:
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 03, 2012, 06:22:42 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 03, 2012, 05:45:22 PM
Someone wants to be Honey Boo-boo for halloween?  :vom:
I know, right? Being Honey Boo-Boo is more of an every day thing for me.
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Mangrove on October 04, 2012, 08:44:41 PM
Richter,

The Scrid has an answer. If your colleague goes as Honey Boo Boo, you go as 'Ruined Fresco Jesus'.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ruined-spanish-fresco-monkey-jesus-costume-makes-rounds-133638338.html
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 04, 2012, 08:58:59 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 04, 2012, 08:44:41 PM
Richter,

The Scrid has an answer. If your colleague goes as Honey Boo Boo, you go as 'Ruined Fresco Jesus'.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ruined-spanish-fresco-monkey-jesus-costume-makes-rounds-133638338.html

Hell.  Yes.
Title: Re: I need some help by Halloween
Post by: Richter on October 07, 2012, 05:08:07 PM
PERFECT