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Modify the throne into a two seater. Proceed to instigate civil war over who keeps putting their leg on the other's side.
We would groom our facial hair into different ridiculous styles and get into bare knuckle boxing matches in public over nonsensical insults.
We'd watch each other's backs until one of our paranoia got the better of us and we turned on each other. Then whichever of us survived would express his deep regrets at having to kill the other him on his deathbed.
I did wear my assigned costume. I am still trying to get pictures of it emailed to me, though.
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Mitonuclear match.
October 18, 2011, 05:52:04 PM
So, I was taking a break from studying biochem to read and ended up reading Kai summarizing what I was supposed to be studying anyway. Although not a suitable substitute, I found it a rather entertaining happenstance.
Quote from: Rumckle on October 16, 2011, 05:43:19 AM
Just bandages, and got a friend to help. I had to drink everything though a straw though.
I had to do that for my Scarecrow last year (though at least I could take the mask off if I really needed to).
I support replacing all public servants with prison inmates. Firefighters, Policemen, Prison Guards, Social Workers, Legislators, and the President of the United States. Our government would be run with significantly higher ethical standards that way.
I love these moments of clarity, when you realize that your stress is self-inflicted and you can just fucking stop.
Best wishes with regard to your papers and job hunt, but above all remember not to beat yourself up too much.
Quote from: Cainad on October 09, 2011, 05:09:33 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 09, 2011, 05:03:10 PM
I like spiders. I never kill em in my house.

But isn't that because the alternative in Florida is 2-foot-long crocodile-cockroach hybrids that spit acid?
You can have both.
Quote from: Cain on October 08, 2011, 11:15:40 PM
The Examiner is currently looking for a Mafia Wars correspondent, a Dog News correspondent, a Ron Paul correspondent, a Long Distance Relationships correspondent, a Hipster Culture correspondent, a Fantasy Golf correspondent and a Style For Moms correspondent.

Besides, everyone (or nearly everyone) knows the Examiner is full of shit anyway.  I mean, hell, Wyldkat from TCC writes for them.
Shit, I can write bullshit about inane topics I know next to nothing about. Opportunity is knocking!
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.
Quote from: Jasper on September 30, 2011, 09:43:48 PM
I'm trying to convince my thrillseeker friend to team up with me and go to Burundi to hunt that thing.


Because I will then be a modern day Beowulf.  Think about it; Ancient scaly man eating monster terrorizing a village?  Seriously?  And nobody's trying to kill it.

Like hell.
You've got it all wrong. Didn't you see the 2007 Beowulf movie?
You've got to track down the monster, and then fuck the hell out of it.
Is it being delivered to your house, or a post office?
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Commit a crime, go to church
September 28, 2011, 12:31:03 AM
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on September 27, 2011, 11:00:52 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 27, 2011, 10:39:45 PM
This is the reason that there are Discordians. We need to get a church registered in Alabama!

Do we have any Alabamians on the board?  I looked up Bay Minette and it's about 45 minutes north of Gulf Shores, so it has that going for it.

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 27, 2011, 10:40:05 PM
"Oh yeah, your honor. He was here all day. got nice and filled up with the spirit he did."
Some might worry about the fact that their bar's clientele consists mainly of convicted criminals, but I say that they know if they were to skip out on their tab, then I will tell the judge they didn't show.
I'm from Alabama, although I currently live in the Birmingham area. If navcat's still in Mobile, she'd be closer.