Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 06, 2014, 09:08:02 PM

Title: I Love You
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 06, 2014, 09:08:02 PM
I love you all.

I love you like a teenager, with no restraint or common sense or context. I love you without reservation or self-preservation. There's a lump in my throat and a pain in my chest and it feels exactly like dying. I love you like I can't breathe. I love you like a stalker, your picture on a secret altar. My heart beats like a war drum and I am swept along helplessly. I love you like broken glass and bricks and bottles. I love you like it will tear me apart.

I love you like a freight train with no brakes and a drunk at the wheel. My knees are shaking and I can't make them stop. I love you like a 8.5 on the Richter scale and not a single building is up to code. I love you like burning rubble. I love you like a school of starving piranhas. I am skin-hungry. I will eat you whole.

I love you like the end of the world. I love you like a crescendo that never ends but keeps rising until my ears bleed. I love you like a city rising from the depths, like a comet crashing to the earth. I love you like a mushroom cloud. I love you like galaxies colliding and spawning new stars in a catastrophic explosion of nuclear fury. I am on fire and there is nothing else.
Title: Re: I Love You
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 06, 2014, 10:26:57 PM
This is awesome.

I've been trying to find my "I'M ON FIRE" rant for months.  I think it got ate.  (Mine was totally different from this)

Title: Re: I Love You
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 07, 2014, 03:13:45 AM
Excellent, LG!
Title: Re: I Love You
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 07, 2014, 03:39:02 AM
I've been thinking this one over, and this really does capture a certain kind of love that you managed to put your finger on, and others have only been able to hint at by calling it crazy love.
Title: Re: I Love You
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2014, 10:56:18 AM
Fucking just ... yeah fuck, like seriously. Nailed it!  :eek:
Title: Re: I Love You
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 07, 2014, 12:10:07 PM
I love you like Change.

Great piece, QG, as always.  :)