Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on June 13, 2013, 03:04:47 AM

Title: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 13, 2013, 03:04:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyOAp0vuiW8
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 13, 2013, 03:06:04 AM
Oh, NOT safe for work.
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Salty on June 13, 2013, 03:10:18 AM
Woah. Seriously, that guy is a pro.
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 13, 2013, 03:12:14 AM
He's on FIRE. His head is floating in darkness IN A CIRCLE OF FLAMES.

He's like Billy Sunday on CACTUS.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 13, 2013, 03:12:46 AM
Quote from: stelz on June 13, 2013, 03:12:14 AM
He's on FIRE. His head is floating in darkness IN A CIRCLE OF FLAMES.

He's like Billy Sunday on CACTUS.  :lulz:

He is my new hero.   :lulz:
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2013, 03:23:42 AM
Wow  :lulz:
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2013, 03:24:32 AM
Particle fucking neutrons and all these other things that don't exist

:lulz:
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 13, 2013, 03:25:39 AM
"Looking at the stars and digging in the dirt."
FOOLS.
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Don Coyote on June 13, 2013, 04:40:11 AM
Dude can SERMONIZE
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 13, 2013, 04:41:06 AM
Wow. Preach it.
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Don Coyote on June 13, 2013, 04:44:21 AM
I feel....the power....
He looks like a hippy version of me.
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Wolfgang Absolutus on June 13, 2013, 04:56:56 AM
What is he doing with his voice. When I was on debate team and people did things like this they would be laughed out of they room.
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 13, 2013, 04:59:44 AM
Someone, somewhere must have a term for it. It sounds very much like a deliberate vocal technique for lulling an audience into a rhythm.
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 13, 2013, 05:00:18 AM
That voice isn't for some rooty poot debate team! That's TENT REVIVAL STUFF.  :lol:
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Wolfgang Absolutus on June 13, 2013, 05:15:17 AM
I mean with a little more variation, maybe a better microphone his speech style could be very effective, but still in the present form it is just uncomfortable to listen to.
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Salty on June 13, 2013, 06:52:03 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on June 13, 2013, 05:15:17 AM
I mean with a little more variation, maybe a better microphone his speech style could be very effective, but still in the present form it is just uncomfortable to listen to.

What, is Enki giving you lessons?

How do...the way you joined those clauses with no sense of...

You trollin me, bro?
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2013, 07:00:19 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on June 13, 2013, 04:56:56 AM
What is he doing with his voice. When I was on debate team and people did things like this they would be laughed out of they room.

Did you just say "debate team" without a trace of irony?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ELFl2_1q7DI/TObn1HnV2fI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/5JkvAtpbv7k/s1600/Not_sure_if_serious.jpg)
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: hunter s.durden on June 13, 2013, 09:16:00 AM
I am a hardcore atheist that believes in the radical Scientism ideas laid down by Christopher Dawkins and his ilk.

I will debate anyone on PD or Youtube, anytime, any rules. I just completed a course in Argumentation and Debate. In this class I was able to achieve a grade of A. I am on drugs right now.
"I think the class had trouble following your reasoning" - Prof. "M"
"You need to dress appropriately and maintain eye contact with EVERYONE" - Prof. "2cool"

Come get it motherfuckers.
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 13, 2013, 09:22:34 AM
DURDEN!!! Hows it hangin?
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: hunter s.durden on June 13, 2013, 09:26:54 AM
I am on 4 drugs. Joel Osteen is playing on the YouTube as lightning crashes outside. Tornadoes maybe?

It's a good day.

How you been?
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 13, 2013, 09:29:00 AM
Much the same but minus the tornadoes. Life sucks  :cry:
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: hunter s.durden on June 13, 2013, 09:33:56 AM
That's a shame.
Come to America.
Land of Freedom and Opportunity.
We have a great homeless plan.
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 13, 2013, 09:39:14 AM
Nah, I'm just fucking with ya. Life is sweet.

Even without tornadoes there's plenty fun to be had here.
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 13, 2013, 03:17:24 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on June 13, 2013, 04:56:56 AM
What is he doing with his voice. When I was on debate team and people did things like this they would be laughed out of they room.

He's not debating, dumbfuck.  He's PREACHIN'.
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 13, 2013, 03:18:33 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on June 13, 2013, 05:15:17 AM
I mean with a little more variation, maybe a better microphone his speech style could be very effective, but still in the present form it is just uncomfortable to listen to.

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on June 13, 2013, 03:25:37 PM
 :lulz:

That was fucking awesome!
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: LMNO on June 14, 2013, 05:43:01 PM
Hunter!  Welcome back! Go fuck yourself!
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: hunter s.durden on June 16, 2013, 01:05:46 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 14, 2013, 05:43:01 PM
Hunter!  Welcome back! Go fuck yourself!

I'm not sure if I'm "back" seeing as now I didn't formally leave, I just have no concept of time. Between dealing with actual responsibilities (if school can be called that) and a naturally scattered mind, I just don't have a proper concept of time these days.

But thank you for the warm fuck hug. Can we debate now?
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: LMNO on June 16, 2013, 05:18:16 AM
Sure!  I'll start:

YOU ARE WRONG.
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 16, 2013, 07:04:37 AM
(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002558283/2224369920_youre_wrong_xlarge.jpeg)
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Left on June 16, 2013, 10:55:22 AM
(http://trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/drugs_make_everything_awesome_trollcat.png)

And MAN! That guy has some breath control...
That is amazing crazitude...
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 16, 2013, 11:00:39 AM
And thus the " has the word 'wolf' in the username" theory is proved yet again.
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 16, 2013, 06:09:34 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on June 16, 2013, 11:00:39 AM
And thus the " has the word 'wolf' in the username" theory is proved yet again.

NO EXCEPTIONS.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Wolfgang Absolutus on June 16, 2013, 10:49:17 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 16, 2013, 06:09:34 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on June 16, 2013, 11:00:39 AM
And thus the " has the word 'wolf' in the username" theory is proved yet again.

NO EXCEPTIONS.  :lulz:
seems that way
Title: Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 16, 2013, 10:53:11 PM
I have "wolf" in one of my troll account names.
But I intend to do a shitneck reveal at that place anyway at some point.  :lulz: