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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: EK WAFFLR on October 01, 2014, 12:53:18 PM

Title: Windows 9.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 01, 2014, 12:53:18 PM
Is Windows 10.  http://live.theverge.com/microsoft-windows-9-event-live-blog/#/
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2014, 03:15:16 PM
 :lulz: You just know that the Microsoft marketing gurus are patting each other on the back and congratulating one another on how brilliant they are, while the rest of the world is going  :roll:
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 01, 2014, 05:58:54 PM
But this IS brilliant. Every odd-numbered version of Windows sucks, and this is the most effective way to avoid that problem.
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 01, 2014, 06:09:08 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 01, 2014, 05:58:54 PM
But this IS brilliant. Every odd-numbered version of Windows sucks, and this is the most effective way to avoid that problem.

I thought it was the other way around. 7 seems good. 8 seems crap.
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: Junkenstein on October 01, 2014, 06:25:50 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 01, 2014, 05:58:54 PM
But this IS brilliant. Every odd-numbered version of Windows sucks, and this is the most effective way to avoid that problem is to get into a position to rename future products in another way, Animals or some shit.

Fixed and I'll bet you a fiver on it.
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 01, 2014, 06:37:17 PM
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on October 01, 2014, 06:09:08 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 01, 2014, 05:58:54 PM
But this IS brilliant. Every odd-numbered version of Windows sucks, and this is the most effective way to avoid that problem.

I thought it was the other way around. 7 seems good. 8 seems crap.


yes, this.

but then, skipping to 10 would make no sense at all.
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on October 01, 2014, 09:11:38 PM
http://klipd.com/watch/theres-something-about-mary/7-minute-abs-hitchhiker-scene (http://klipd.com/watch/theres-something-about-mary/7-minute-abs-hitchhiker-scene)

QuoteHitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 02, 2014, 01:15:02 AM
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on October 01, 2014, 12:53:18 PM
Is Windows 10.  http://live.theverge.com/microsoft-windows-9-event-live-blog/#/

FUCK YOU, GATES!

FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUUUUUUU!


I can't stand it.
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on October 02, 2014, 01:40:11 AM
Keep in mind, this is the same company that chose Xbox 360 over Xbox 2, because they were afraid that rubes would see Playstation 3 and just assume that 3>2.
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 02, 2014, 02:11:22 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on October 02, 2014, 01:40:11 AM
Keep in mind, this is the same company that chose Xbox 360 over Xbox 2, because they were afraid that rubes would see Playstation 3 and just assume that 3>2.

Odds are, they're right.

Console gamers are weird.

Dok,
Inveterate PC gamer
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: Sita on October 02, 2014, 10:37:00 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on October 02, 2014, 01:40:11 AM
Keep in mind, this is the same company that chose Xbox 360 over Xbox 2, because they were afraid that rubes would see Playstation 3 and just assume that 3>2.
Where was that logic when they came up with Xbox One for the new machine then?
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: Junkenstein on October 02, 2014, 10:58:25 AM
Quote from: Sita on October 02, 2014, 10:37:00 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on October 02, 2014, 01:40:11 AM
Keep in mind, this is the same company that chose Xbox 360 over Xbox 2, because they were afraid that rubes would see Playstation 3 and just assume that 3>2.
Where was that logic when they came up with Xbox One for the new machine then?

Marketing chaps have a life expectancy considerably shorter than the product they're selling.
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on October 02, 2014, 11:14:17 AM
Desktop might not be dead but it is pissing blood and prone to bouts of memory loss and uncontrollable shaking. M$ core business is server and has been for decades. I'm pretty sure most of the last decade or so OS releases have been trolling people who insist on still buying desktops
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: Faust on October 02, 2014, 11:20:31 AM
Quote from: Sita on October 02, 2014, 10:37:00 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on October 02, 2014, 01:40:11 AM
Keep in mind, this is the same company that chose Xbox 360 over Xbox 2, because they were afraid that rubes would see Playstation 3 and just assume that 3>2.
Where was that logic when they came up with Xbox One for the new machine then?

There were a great many questions when they announced the Xbox One. The name was one of the only things people weren't outraged over so it stuck, with the occasional use of Xbox 180 used by reporters.
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 02, 2014, 02:38:23 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 02, 2014, 11:14:17 AM
Desktop might not be dead but it is pissing blood and prone to bouts of memory loss and uncontrollable shaking. M$ core business is server and has been for decades. I'm pretty sure most of the last decade or so OS releases have been trolling people who insist on still buying desktops

Except Server 2012 also ditched the start menu and forces sysadmins to use that awful metro UI. Microsoft has their heads so far up their asses they can see Microsoft Bob.
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: Faust on October 02, 2014, 03:29:43 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 02, 2014, 02:38:23 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 02, 2014, 11:14:17 AM
Desktop might not be dead but it is pissing blood and prone to bouts of memory loss and uncontrollable shaking. M$ core business is server and has been for decades. I'm pretty sure most of the last decade or so OS releases have been trolling people who insist on still buying desktops

Except Server 2012 also ditched the start menu and forces sysadmins to use that awful metro UI. Microsoft has their heads so far up their asses they can see Microsoft Bob.

Yeah, Serv2012 is no fun. I have to access a client one via teamviewer and when I need to get to the metro view it means slowly inching my mouse towards the edge of the window until the icon appears which is incredibly easy to overshoot.
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: Pæs on October 03, 2014, 07:04:45 AM
I have seen a surprisingly reasonable justification for why they used 10 instead of 9 being that a buttload of software checks your windows version and if it starts with "Windows 9" it decides you're on Windows 98 or Windows 95 and adjusts its functionality accordingly.

Of course, they could just have the OS return "Windows Nine" or similar to identify it uniquely...
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: Telarus on October 05, 2014, 02:04:15 AM
Quote from: Pæs on October 03, 2014, 07:04:45 AM
I have seen a surprisingly reasonable justification for why they used 10 instead of 9 being that a buttload of software checks your windows version and if it starts with "Windows 9" it decides you're on Windows 98 or Windows 95 and adjusts its functionality accordingly.

Of course, they could just have the OS return "Windows Nine" or similar to identify it uniquely...

Saw that too. Lol'd.
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on October 05, 2014, 06:01:15 AM
Quote from: Faust on October 02, 2014, 03:29:43 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 02, 2014, 02:38:23 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 02, 2014, 11:14:17 AM
Desktop might not be dead but it is pissing blood and prone to bouts of memory loss and uncontrollable shaking. M$ core business is server and has been for decades. I'm pretty sure most of the last decade or so OS releases have been trolling people who insist on still buying desktops

Except Server 2012 also ditched the start menu and forces sysadmins to use that awful metro UI. Microsoft has their heads so far up their asses they can see Microsoft Bob.

Yeah, Serv2012 is no fun. I have to access a client one via teamviewer and when I need to get to the metro view it means slowly inching my mouse towards the edge of the window until the icon appears which is incredibly easy to overshoot.

Same goes for virtualization.  I end up just installing classic start because 2012 still has some useful new features
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: minuspace on October 05, 2014, 09:41:17 AM
Nein, vindoze, nein!
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: hirley0 on October 05, 2014, 10:45:20 AM
1:50 ?> Never mind it has returned | Weird day ^
Anyway my FTP to eg&b is not connecting any clues ?/?
Poor K?

Quote from: LuciferX on October 05, 2014, 09:41:17 AM
Nein, vindoze, nein!
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: Faust on October 05, 2014, 01:40:45 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on October 05, 2014, 10:45:20 AM
1:50 ?> Never mind it has returned | Weird day ^
Anyway my FTP to eg&b is not connecting any clues ?/?
Poor K?

Quote from: LuciferX on October 05, 2014, 09:41:17 AM
Nein, vindoze, nein!

I was changing some of the FTP permissions to set up a folder redirection, sorry I must have locked you out. I'll have a look at sorting it out this evening.
Title: Re: Windows 9.
Post by: hirley0 on October 06, 2014, 10:56:58 AM
4:05:08 am pdt shold be 2:56:?? {Maybe

trying to get the minute # = second # is not easy
especially across a broad spectrum