Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Roaring Biscuit! on April 14, 2011, 05:14:33 PM

Title: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on April 14, 2011, 05:14:33 PM
... they grew in stages like Pokemon and only ate live prey, which they had killed themselves.

THESE ARE ME BABBIES:

(http://i1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc451/eddtoomey/DSC01266.jpg)

Above one is slightly smaller, and less agressive, I'm thinking the fucker might be male, it's also a few days behind the other moulting-wise.  Those blurry crickets in the background are fucked.

Below is the larger, who has just moulted.  Fairly sure its female, just 'cause it's so aggressive and pissy:

(http://i1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc451/eddtoomey/DSC01267.jpg)

(http://i1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc451/eddtoomey/DSC01268.jpg)

They're congo green mantids, and they fucking rock.  Although keeping a writhing box of live crickets took some getting used to :)  Also, they are fucking adorable when you pick them up, 'cause their long range depth perception ain't so great they start waving their arms at shit that *might* be close to them.  Generally it's a good idea to give them something to climb onto though, otherwise they start jumpin'.


xx

edd
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Suu on April 14, 2011, 05:15:52 PM
OMG. MANTIS'S ARE AWESOME.
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on April 14, 2011, 05:17:04 PM
I think I'm probs gonna freak the fuck out when they get wings, but they're pretty sweet for now :D
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: hooplala on April 14, 2011, 05:22:43 PM
Before anyone goes there, only a small number of female Mantis species out of 100s of 1000s actually kill the male during sex, and even then mostly in captivity. 

Though, that may be bad news for Roaring Biscuit's samples.
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Freeky on April 14, 2011, 05:24:09 PM
RB, your babbies are BEUATIFUL!
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Jasper on April 14, 2011, 05:25:58 PM
Normally bugs as pets kind of irks me, but for some reason these little fellas seem more wholesome.

Despite the fact that they're vicious little monsters.
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Kurt Christ on April 14, 2011, 06:23:41 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 14, 2011, 05:25:58 PM
Normally bugs as pets kind of irks me, but for some reason these little fellas seem more wholesome.

Despite the fact that they're vicious little monsters.
"Despite?" That's the charm, right there.
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Luna on April 14, 2011, 06:24:19 PM
Very cool.
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 09:59:41 PM
Aww . . . they are so sweet and innocent looking. Just like human babies, before they grow teeth.
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: oscilloscopter on April 15, 2011, 01:32:35 AM
Awww.

The level of anthropomorphism I'm attributing to the apparent smile in that last pic is making me seriously consider raising some of these.
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 15, 2011, 03:16:44 AM
A really cute mantis hitched a ride with us out of Burning Man... I called her Marla.
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on April 15, 2011, 11:40:45 AM
Thanks all, I'm a very proud mother/father figure :P


Quote from: Nigel on April 15, 2011, 03:16:44 AM
A really cute mantis hitched a ride with us out of Burning Man... I called her Marla.

Cool, and related:  I haven't named them yet!?  Suggestions?

xx
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Luna on April 15, 2011, 11:49:16 AM
They pray... so they MUST be very holy, right?  Joseph and Mary.   :wink:
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: oscilloscopter on April 15, 2011, 11:55:16 AM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on April 15, 2011, 11:40:45 AM
I haven't named them yet!?  Suggestions?

"Sawtooth Grin" for the smiley one in the bottom pic.
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: President Television on April 15, 2011, 04:06:08 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on April 15, 2011, 11:40:45 AM
Thanks all, I'm a very proud mother/father figure :P


Quote from: Nigel on April 15, 2011, 03:16:44 AM
A really cute mantis hitched a ride with us out of Burning Man... I called her Marla.

Cool, and related:  I haven't named them yet!?  Suggestions?

xx

Scyther and Scizor.
(http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/b/ba/123Scyther.png)
(http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/5/55/212Scizor.png/483px-212Scizor.png)
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Kurt Christ on April 15, 2011, 06:30:59 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on April 15, 2011, 04:06:08 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on April 15, 2011, 11:40:45 AM
Thanks all, I'm a very proud mother/father figure :P


Quote from: Nigel on April 15, 2011, 03:16:44 AM
A really cute mantis hitched a ride with us out of Burning Man... I called her Marla.

Cool, and related:  I haven't named them yet!?  Suggestions?

xx

Scyther and Scizor.
(http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/b/ba/123Scyther.png)
(http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/5/55/212Scizor.png/483px-212Scizor.png)
I second this.
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Jenne on April 15, 2011, 06:36:24 PM
I just love their color--lovely bright, light green.
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 15, 2011, 07:51:18 PM
This thread had me Googling images of mantids for about an hour yesterday. Damn there's a lot of varieties.
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Luna on April 15, 2011, 07:52:43 PM
We used to get mantises at the house, once in awhile.  If I saw one, I'd shuffle through the yard before I let hubby mow, they're awesome.
Title: Re: I'd be much more accepting of children if... (pics)
Post by: Succulent Plant on April 16, 2011, 01:03:24 AM
Awesome mantids, I've never saw any that green IRL. Around here they're usually a silvery grey color.