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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on May 22, 2015, 08:00:54 PM

Title: Something I wrote on FB
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 22, 2015, 08:00:54 PM
...after reading one too many shaming threads in a group of otherwise intelligent people.


QuoteLet's just face a few facts here. If you have kids, you are a breeder who is overpopulating the planet. If you don't have kids, you are selfish and you'll regret it when it's too late, and you'll start popping out damaged kids like Sarah Palin does.

If you like to have sex, you're a slut, and if you don't like to have sex you're a prude. If you're a woman, you're either a slut or you're a ball-buster who is out to oppress men. If you're a guy, you're either a rapist or a beta.

If you like to drink, you're a lush, and if you don't, you're a square and probably a crypto-theist. If you smoke pot you're a useless lop of shit, and if you don't, you've betrayed the cause and are no longer cool.

If you are fat, you're what's wrong with America. If you're skinny, you must be anorexic. If you're in between, don't worry, the skinny people will call you fat and the fat people will call you bulimic.

If you're poor, it's because you choose to live that way. If you're rich, you're a monster. If you're middle class, you don't exist at all.

If you're THIS, you reek of privilege, and if you're THAT you're a slactivist, and if you're DEAD, it's because you wore a hoodie and couldn't obey the police.

You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.

You should be ashamed of yourself, you awful person.
Title: Re: Something I wrote on FB
Post by: hooplala on May 22, 2015, 08:39:12 PM
This is the world we live in.
Title: Re: Something I wrote on FB
Post by: LMNO on May 22, 2015, 09:05:09 PM
LIKE.
Title: Re: Something I wrote on FB
Post by: Dubya on May 22, 2015, 09:13:17 PM
If I could subject myself to facebook, Id like that and share it obnoxiously.
Title: Re: Something I wrote on FB
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 22, 2015, 09:39:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 22, 2015, 08:00:54 PM
...after reading one too many shaming threads in a group of otherwise intelligent people.


QuoteLet's just face a few facts here. If you have kids, you are a breeder who is overpopulating the planet. If you don't have kids, you are selfish and you'll regret it when it's too late, and you'll start popping out damaged kids like Sarah Palin does.

If you like to have sex, you're a slut, and if you don't like to have sex you're a prude. If you're a woman, you're either a slut or you're a ball-buster who is out to oppress men. If you're a guy, you're either a rapist or a beta.

If you like to drink, you're a lush, and if you don't, you're a square and probably a crypto-theist. If you smoke pot you're a useless lop of shit, and if you don't, you've betrayed the cause and are no longer cool.

If you are fat, you're what's wrong with America. If you're skinny, you must be anorexic. If you're in between, don't worry, the skinny people will call you fat and the fat people will call you bulimic.

If you're poor, it's because you choose to live that way. If you're rich, you're a monster. If you're middle class, you don't exist at all.

If you're THIS, you reek of privilege, and if you're THAT you're a slactivist, and if you're DEAD, it's because you wore a hoodie and couldn't obey the police.

You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.

You should be ashamed of yourself, you awful person.

:mittens: Is good.
Title: Re: Something I wrote on FB
Post by: Richter on May 23, 2015, 02:09:41 AM
I know I'm awful.  When people tell me I'm awful I support them.  I am a Holy Man TM, and supporting the useful delusions of other is page 1 shit.  I show them more awful too. 

Hence why I have some damn quiet and good company.  Only the RIGHT kind hang out around an awful person.
Title: Re: Something I wrote on FB
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2015, 05:10:57 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 23, 2015, 02:09:41 AM
I know I'm awful.  When people tell me I'm awful I support them.  I am a Holy Man TM, and supporting the useful delusions of other is page 1 shit.  I show them more awful too. 

Hence why I have some damn quiet and good company.  Only the RIGHT kind hang out around an awful person.

Fuck yes.  We will march on a road of bones.
Title: Re: Something I wrote on FB
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 23, 2015, 06:18:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 22, 2015, 08:00:54 PM
...after reading one too many shaming threads in a group of otherwise intelligent people.


QuoteLet's just face a few facts here. If you have kids, you are a breeder who is overpopulating the planet. If you don't have kids, you are selfish and you'll regret it when it's too late, and you'll start popping out damaged kids like Sarah Palin does.

If you like to have sex, you're a slut, and if you don't like to have sex you're a prude. If you're a woman, you're either a slut or you're a ball-buster who is out to oppress men. If you're a guy, you're either a rapist or a beta.

If you like to drink, you're a lush, and if you don't, you're a square and probably a crypto-theist. If you smoke pot you're a useless lop of shit, and if you don't, you've betrayed the cause and are no longer cool.

If you are fat, you're what's wrong with America. If you're skinny, you must be anorexic. If you're in between, don't worry, the skinny people will call you fat and the fat people will call you bulimic.

If you're poor, it's because you choose to live that way. If you're rich, you're a monster. If you're middle class, you don't exist at all.

If you're THIS, you reek of privilege, and if you're THAT you're a slactivist, and if you're DEAD, it's because you wore a hoodie and couldn't obey the police.

You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.

You should be ashamed of yourself, you awful person.

WELL FUCKING SAID SIR. I applaud this. I am so sick of all this fucking sanctimonious shaming bullshit in a society that gets off on making people feel bad about themselves.

I've said before that social shaming is a powerful tool. And indeed, it is. Which is why it's bullshit when people try to shame everyone around them for everything all the time.
Title: Re: Something I wrote on FB
Post by: Reginald Ret on May 23, 2015, 08:37:01 AM
Hah! Well said.
Title: Re: Something I wrote on FB
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 23, 2015, 01:38:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 22, 2015, 08:00:54 PM
...after reading one too many shaming threads in a group of otherwise intelligent people.


QuoteLet's just face a few facts here. If you have kids, you are a breeder who is overpopulating the planet. If you don't have kids, you are selfish and you'll regret it when it's too late, and you'll start popping out damaged kids like Sarah Palin does.

If you like to have sex, you're a slut, and if you don't like to have sex you're a prude. If you're a woman, you're either a slut or you're a ball-buster who is out to oppress men. If you're a guy, you're either a rapist or a beta.

If you like to drink, you're a lush, and if you don't, you're a square and probably a crypto-theist. If you smoke pot you're a useless lop of shit, and if you don't, you've betrayed the cause and are no longer cool.

If you are fat, you're what's wrong with America. If you're skinny, you must be anorexic. If you're in between, don't worry, the skinny people will call you fat and the fat people will call you bulimic.

If you're poor, it's because you choose to live that way. If you're rich, you're a monster. If you're middle class, you don't exist at all.

If you're THIS, you reek of privilege, and if you're THAT you're a slactivist, and if you're DEAD, it's because you wore a hoodie and couldn't obey the police.

You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.

You should be ashamed of yourself, you awful person.

:mittens: