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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: -Kel- on March 10, 2010, 04:05:05 PM

Title: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 10, 2010, 04:05:05 PM
public education is seeing a reduction of about $10 million
there is no new funding to educate an estimated 11,000 new students who are expected to be enrolling in Utah's public schools in the fall. The state already has the lowest per-pupil spending in the nation.
the cut to education means $8 million less for new school buildings, no state money for new library books next year, the elimination of a science and math program for educators and a number of smaller cuts to programs such as school nursing, concurrent enrollment and the state's electronic high school.
education funding would need to increase 20% to catch the next lowest state here. more and more roads were built, paid for an olympics, built a soccer stadium the voters voted down. So now, utah has a championship soccer team and the best commute in the country, and being stupid enough to vote these asshole fossils back into office over and over. This bare bones budget means students get you a bares bones education. Education will be the driving force in our economy for the years to come and the utah legislature just bent over everyone in the education system for a nice ass raping with no lube.

we have another freeway system being built in a subburn of salt lake called lehi. They were going to make it a toll road to pay for the construction, buuuttt nooooo because of the surplus the state got it doesn't have to!!! WTF!!!! that money could of been put towards education!!!! NOT ANOTHER FUCKING ROAD!!!!!

:mad: :crankey: :nuke:

Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 10, 2010, 04:32:01 PM
Oh, and that's only the beginning.  This year has been particularly bad for wackjob statement bills.  Like this one. (http://www.sltrib.com/ci_14358663)

Ugh.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 10, 2010, 04:38:15 PM
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Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 10, 2010, 04:44:11 PM
LETS JUST KEEP LOWERING THE BAR!!!

http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_14644300 (http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_14644300)

yeah might look like a good idea and it helps in some areas. but in reality the education system is ssooooooo  fucked that instead of improving it the state is just gonna keep cutting more and more!!!!

Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 10, 2010, 07:39:27 PM
y'know, there's a school of thought that says that's what you get for living and paying taxes in Utah.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: cavehamster on March 10, 2010, 08:49:55 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 10, 2010, 07:39:27 PM
y'know, there's a school of thought that says that's what you get for living and paying taxes in Utah.

Not everyone in Utah meant to end up here.

One small 'victory' is that the bill that would have made it a criminal offense for a woman to have a miscarriage got neutered down a bit and now states that it is only a criminal offense if an abortion is not carried out by a doctor in a clinic.  For those not in the know, this is a knee jerk reaction to some moronic woman who paid a guy $300 to basically falcon punch a baby out of her.  The guy got put behind bars, but the legislators were pissed off that they could find no law to charge the woman with something, so they decided to make one up.  The first version of it said, bluntly paraphrased, 'lose your baby, goto jail' with no real definition of what that may mean.

And also, thankfully Buttar's idea of eliminating the 12th grade got shot down.

But on the wtf side, residents in un-incorporated parts of Salt Lake county are now getting monthly in-the-mail bills for police service.  Not even kidding: http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=9865506  $174 a year for the typical household.  If you don't pay, they levy a lien against your property.  Guess cutting back on the number of jackbooted cops was not an option to fit into the budget, so those folks are now being taxed and having to pay a bill.

One of the 'message' bills Utah signed the other day would take back a large amount of Federal land by right of eminent domain to the State of Utah.  The idea here is that the state, who is facing all these budget issues, wants this bill to have to be challenged by the Supreme Court, because they feel they could be making billions of bucks with this land to pay for schools.  Of course, what I am getting out of this is that they want to take this uninhabitable, middle of no where land that is currently part of national parks and under the ownership of the American public, parcel it up, and sell it off, to pay for shit we probably don't need, with a tiny bit going to the schools.  Bear in mind that a huge part of Utah is owned by the Federal government, but really... a huge part of Utah is really seriously uninhabitable unless you really, really want it bad enough.

Another minor annoyance to me is that there is no such thing as a 'local' cop, sorta.  All cops are by default state cops, so they can cross jurisdictions and hand out punishment.  And of course, some things are legal here, and not there, like making a U-turn is illegal in Murray, but OK in Salt Lake...

Plus add in just how badly the Mormons hate gay marriage (but they just came out in support of adding being gay as a banned item for landlords to use as discrimination for housing), and how the church continues to buy up land and buildings downtown (but it's ok, they are gonna lease them out, of course to entities they feel are OK, right?)... Gah.

I don't know that it is really any better elsewhere, but sometimes the crap that goes on in Utah makes you just angry.

Man, this got me all worked up.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 10, 2010, 09:13:25 PM
Yeah, actually, it's better in alot of other places. Given that in current-day America there is no real restriction on your freedom to move internally about the country, there's really no excuse for staying in Utah.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 09:16:44 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 10, 2010, 09:13:25 PM
Yeah, actually, it's better in alot of other places. Given that in current-day America there is no real restriction on your freedom to move internally about the country, there's really no excuse for staying in Utah.

We dug the Grand Canyon to keep them from coming South.

Didn't work.  We're up to our arses in Mormons.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: cavehamster on March 10, 2010, 09:19:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 09:16:44 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 10, 2010, 09:13:25 PM
Yeah, actually, it's better in alot of other places. Given that in current-day America there is no real restriction on your freedom to move internally about the country, there's really no excuse for staying in Utah.

We dug the Grand Canyon to keep them from coming South.

Didn't work.  We're up to our arses in Mormons.


After years of looking, I am finally at a job that pays well and I really enjoy, in a niche market, and the company is located in Utah.  That's how I got here, and that's my reason for staying.  The hassle of living here is not all that high, and, there are mountains very nearby and lots of things to do, so I'm willing to put up with it.

Besides, someone has to take the machine down from the inside before it moves to encompass more area, eh?  :P

Plus, Mormons are now a minority in Salt Lake City proper (but a huge majority in rural parts).  They are mostly 'powerful' due to the requirement to have a large family and automatically deduct 10% of your paycheck right to the church... can't convert them, breed them.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 09:26:55 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on March 10, 2010, 09:19:51 PM
Besides, someone has to take the machine down from the inside before it moves to encompass more area, eh?  :P

Nobody really does that.  They keep saying they will, even years and years later, when they're part of the problem.  The only one that really DID do that was Canaris, and they fuckinged him good.

Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Cain on March 10, 2010, 09:31:14 PM
And Fouche and Talleyrand, but Talleyrand was a Magnificent Bastard and expert survivour and Fouche was, well, just a bastard.  Sheer concentrated bastardry.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 10, 2010, 09:39:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 09:26:55 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on March 10, 2010, 09:19:51 PM
Besides, someone has to take the machine down from the inside before it moves to encompass more area, eh?  :P

Nobody really does that. 


slc mayor did

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/22/us/22rocky_lg.jpg
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 10, 2010, 09:46:51 PM
yeah, and what an impact it had.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 10, 2010, 10:16:22 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 10, 2010, 09:46:51 PM
yeah, and what an impact it had.

have you ever lived in Utah or SLC or even visited here?
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 10, 2010, 10:22:45 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 10, 2010, 09:13:25 PM
Yeah, actually, it's better in alot of other places. Given that in current-day America there is no real restriction on your freedom to move internally about the country, there's really no excuse for staying in Utah.

nobody gets out of Utah, its as bad as Tuscon.

I've been trying to get the cash and job offers necessary to get out of here for 4 years now.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 10, 2010, 10:37:43 PM
I've been to SLC many times (as in stopped and hung out overnight, not just drove through), but I'm WAY too cool to live there.

It pretty much strikes me as just another small-to-middling intermountain sprawl, except it smells worse than, say, Denver or Albuquerque due to that thing the locals refer to as a "lake" being right nearby. For those who don't know, the Great Salt Lake smells terrible most of the time, though it seems to get less intrusive the farther north you get. To be honest, the most memorable thing about SLC to me (other than the smell) is how un-memorable it is. I cannot for the life of me fathom why people would choose to move there. Even the mountains are inferior. Admittedly, they get some of the best snow on earth, but that's no reason to live in a high-desert shithole, especially in the age of air travel.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 10, 2010, 10:40:21 PM
also, it's been my personal experience that people who wait for the situation to be just right to make a positive change in their life rather than just going and MAKING it happen tend to never end up making much (if any) change at all.

In other words, fuck that noise. If Utah sucks that bad just pack up all of your shit and move somewhere that seems more in line with what you want out of life.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 10, 2010, 10:43:12 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 10, 2010, 10:40:21 PM
also, it's been my personal experience that people who wait for the situation to be just right to make a positive change in their life rather than just going and MAKING it happen tend to never end up making much (if any) change at all.

In other words, fuck that noise. If Utah sucks that bad just pack up all of your shit and move somewhere that seems more in line with what you want out of life.

You're right, living under a bridge because you moved somewhere whee you had no job and no family is totally better than living in Utah.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 10, 2010, 10:51:02 PM
if you end up living under a bridge, you probably weren't motivated enough.

sack up.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 10, 2010, 10:55:17 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 10, 2010, 10:37:43 PM
I've been to SLC many times (as in stopped and hung out overnight, not just drove through), but I'm WAY too cool to live there.

It pretty much strikes me as just another small-to-middling intermountain sprawl, except it smells worse than, say, Denver or Albuquerque due to that thing the locals refer to as a "lake" being right nearby. For those who don't know, the Great Salt Lake smells terrible most of the time, though it seems to get less intrusive the farther north you get. To be honest, the most memorable thing about SLC to me (other than the smell) is how un-memorable it is. I cannot for the life of me fathom why people would choose to move there. Even the mountains are inferior. Admittedly, they get some of the best snow on earth, but that's no reason to live in a high-desert shithole, especially in the age of air travel.

the lake smells fine most of the time.

You need to be here when the winds blow in from the west to understand.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 10, 2010, 10:59:41 PM
maybe I've mostly been there when the wind is out of the west. Is that a seasonal thing? I've typically ended up there either in May/June or October/November.

Also, in fairness to SLC the one thing I did really like about the place is that the whole "they're not bars, they're clubs" thing seems to have led to an abundance of illegal or quasi-legal speakeasies, many of which have backroom poker games.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 10, 2010, 11:01:54 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 10, 2010, 10:59:41 PM
maybe I've mostly been there when the wind is out of the west. Is that a seasonal thing? I've typically ended up there either in May/June or October/November.

Also, in fairness to SLC the one thing I did really like about the place is that the whole "they're not bars, they're clubs" thing seems to have led to an abundance of illegal or quasi-legal speakeasies, many of which have backroom poker games.

the "clubs" have been done away with. now all public bars.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 10, 2010, 11:05:39 PM
That's pretty lame, unless ALL of the public bars now have illegal backroom poker games.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 10, 2010, 11:11:10 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 10, 2010, 11:05:39 PM
That's pretty lame, unless ALL of the public bars now have illegal backroom poker games.

being an advid poker player......SHORTY AINT SAYING SHIT!!!
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: cavehamster on March 10, 2010, 11:43:58 PM
I lived in northern New Mexico and spent a lot of time in Albuquerque.  It has a little bit of a culture, lots of good mexican food, but lackluster mountains.  My choices before coming to Utah were to move to Abq or goto SLC.  I choose SLC because it had more options.

Denver has better mountains near it, but in all reality Denver itself has become the LA of the Rockies.  Crime and boneheaded city management there has resulted in the current situation of Denver planning on turning off over 1/2 of its street lights, discontinuing after school and summer programs for youth, and stopping all but basic park maintenance.  Nice to visit, but certainly do not want to live there.

The trick with Utah, and it took me a long time to really understand this, is that due to the upbringing of most, people are really motivated to build things and branch out.  Thus, the culture here is quite literally chain restaurants and stores, mostly because a lot of them originated or were given momentum.  The state motto is 'industry' after all.  This can suck if you want unique, but it is what it is.

The mountains in Utah are not quite the same as being in the Rockies of Colorado, but after having spent a lot of time checking them out, I'd say they are very accessible and very nearby, not to mention being pretty decent to look at.  And, as you point out, airfare being what it is, I can go visit Colorado (or just drive there) whenever I want.

Utah and SLC is not a place to goto if you want to integrate into culture, it's a lot more about learning how to do your own thing and going for it.  My GF is from Chicago, and constantly has trouble with this.  Plus it helps if you are either an outdoorsy person or into motorsports of any kind.  The gun laws are also very lax out here, but gun crimes are low, so you feel like you have a lot more freedom.  Heck, crime itself is pretty low in SLC compared to other cities of its size.

Personally, the two biggest things that annoy me are the smog when we have temperature inversions (especially long ones) and dealing with traffic (but the motorcycle makes that a little more fun).  Living here was not my first choice, but honestly, does any place have less bullshit?  Should I pack up and leave the first time the legislature passes a bunk law, or should I pitch in my voice to protest and discuss how things can be changed for the better?

In the good things department, last year, lots of liquor laws changed.  Bars are now open, homebrewing is now legal (like we paid attention to that one), and penalties for drunk driving is much higher (something states like New Mexico cannot seem to get right).  Plus, Salt Lake city made a positive step towards more equal rights earlier this year by passing rules regarding not discriminating against sexual orientation, as I mentioned above.  So things can change, but sometimes the middle steps are wrong, or hard.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 10, 2010, 11:51:51 PM
now if Utah could only grow a coast.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: cavehamster on March 10, 2010, 11:53:34 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 10, 2010, 11:51:51 PM
now if Utah could only grow a coast.

As a desert rat, water is overrated  :lulz:
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 11, 2010, 12:37:03 AM
i like fresh water over salt water, even though i do love the ocean.

(http://www.echoradio.org/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=104456&g2_serialNumber=2)

(http://www.echoradio.org/gallery2/main.php?g2_itemId=104496)
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 11, 2010, 04:21:22 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 11, 2010, 12:37:03 AM
i like fresh water over salt water, even though i do love the ocean.

(http://www.echoradio.org/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=104456&g2_serialNumber=2)

(http://www.echoradio.org/gallery2/main.php?g2_itemId=104496)

I sink in fresh water. :(
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2010, 05:53:40 AM
Homebrewing was illegal?   :?

I'll add that to the list of crimes I got away with.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: cavehamster on March 11, 2010, 06:30:21 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2010, 05:53:40 AM
Homebrewing was illegal?   :?

I'll add that to the list of crimes I got away with.

It was illegal unless you got a permit and put up a $10,000 bond.  But of course, the permits didn't exist and no one knew the process of applying, and since homebrewers don't typically run bars no one cared ;)

Now you can brew up to 100 gallons a year, or 200 gallons a yer if there is more than one adult of age in your household, but you can still only transport like a case of beer for personal use at any time.  Silly, silly.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2010, 06:48:10 AM
I'll remember that next time I try to explain the everyone-is-guilty-of-something rule to my parents.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 11, 2010, 07:10:58 AM
Fuck all yall this is my home and I have no intention of living anywhere else.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 11, 2010, 03:57:07 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 11, 2010, 07:10:58 AM
Fuck all yall this is my home and I have no intention of living anywhere else.

i loves ya badge.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:04:56 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 11, 2010, 07:10:58 AM
Fuck all yall this is my home and I have no intention of living anywhere else.

Good.  Because you can't leave anyway, unless you go somewhere worse.

Tucson or Orlando, for instance.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 11, 2010, 05:08:45 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 11, 2010, 07:10:58 AM
Fuck all yall this is my home and I have no intention of living anywhere else.

That's probably fine with those of us who live anywhere else.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 11, 2010, 08:19:08 PM
I know it's your thing to shit all over everywhere that isn't portland or whatever the fuck special place you live but it gets kind of annoying sometimes.  If you can't find something redeemable about any place you've been then I guess you just enjoy being bitter and jaded?  Nice for you but don't come back here TIA.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 11, 2010, 08:37:17 PM
I like lots of places.

None of them are Utah, but that's why I don't live there. It was really more of a stab at your generally shitty personality than the nature of the geographical location that you happen to occupy.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 11, 2010, 08:56:00 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 11, 2010, 08:37:17 PM
I like lots of places.

None of them are Utah, but that's why I don't live there. It was really more of a stab at your generally shitty personality than the nature of the geographical location that you happen to occupy.

wow, you're a fucking cockhead.

Badge is awesome.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 11, 2010, 09:13:18 PM
Wow ECH I didn't know you had some sort of personal vendetta against me, especially since I haven't even posted here in the last six months.  Should I notify you every time I post so that you don't have to go out of your way to shit all over me, or would you rather sit back and snipe at me at unpredictable intervals while hi-fiving yourself?
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 07:35:12 AM
Nah, you'll just do what you always do. hang out for a couple months, get incrementally irritated with someone or something, and eventually reach the point where you attack someone (or someones) out of nowhere and then flounce for another 6 months until you figure everyone's forgotten about it and then make a grand re-entrance. It's no skin off my nose, and I don't have any sort of personal grudge against you for it. I just think it's lame and wanted to call attention to it, particularly yours.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 12, 2010, 06:03:13 PM
Yes, that is what I do, much like how you scornfully deride everything with the volume and persistence of a mall goth.  So?
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 07:13:49 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 11, 2010, 08:56:00 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 11, 2010, 08:37:17 PM
I like lots of places.

None of them are Utah, but that's why I don't live there. It was really more of a stab at your generally shitty personality than the nature of the geographical location that you happen to occupy.

wow, you're a fucking cockhead.

Badge is awesome.

you are, of course, entitled to your opinion, and your opinion will be given all of the consideration which it merits. I suspect Badges might be quite pleasant IRL to people she has to live next to, but on PD she's generally been mostly a shithead to anyone who doesn't meet her lofty standards of, well, anything.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 07:14:45 PM
But, you know, why would I rely on 6 years of my own personal experience when I can just take it from the queen of Taco Bell drive-thru rants?

you two deserve each other.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 07:17:46 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 07:14:45 PM
But, you know, why would I rely on 6 years of my own personal experience when I can just take it from the queen of Taco Bell drive-thru rants?

you two deserve each other.
oohoo sick burn! did you think that one all up my your wittle self, sparky?
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 07:19:39 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 07:13:49 PM


you are, of course, entitled to your opinion, and your opinion will be given all of the consideration which it merits. I suspect Badges might be quite pleasant IRL to people she has to live next to, but on PD she's generally been mostly a shithead to anyone who doesn't meet her lofty standards of, well, anything.

yes, it was forced upon her. we also make her make all our clothing, cook our food, and will be marrying her off to her own uncle in about a month.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:03:14 PM
you live in Utah, so I had already assumed most of that, but thanks for clarifying.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:04:03 PM
also, way to, y'know, utterly ignore the point, which is that your little friend has spent 6 years being a passive-aggressive shitbird on this forum. :lol:

ECH,
not laughing with you
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 08:09:39 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:03:14 PM
you live in Utah, so I had already assumed most of that, but thanks for clarifying.

utah its just like Jamaica, but with less machete's and venereal disease.

ohhh!!! now i get the point of the bug up your ass. guess you didn't get the does of antibiotics in time. it's ok little one. we all understand.



Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: LMNO on March 12, 2010, 08:11:07 PM
So close, Kel.  Wrong island.


For the record, I got nothing against Badger.  I got nothing against ECH either.



That's all I'm saying.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 12, 2010, 08:11:07 PM
So close, Kel.  Wrong island.


For the record, I got nothing against Badger.  I got nothing against ECH either.



That's all I'm saying.

when he said he was from St. Thomas i though he was referring to this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Thomas_Parish,_Jamaica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Thomas_Parish,_Jamaica)
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:27:56 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 12, 2010, 08:11:07 PM
So close, Kel.  Wrong island.


For the record, I got nothing against Badger.  I got nothing against ECH either.



That's all I'm saying.

when he said he was from St. Thomas i though he was referring to this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Thomas_Parish,_Jamaica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Thomas_Parish,_Jamaica)

Now I know that you either don't bother actually reading my posts or that your reading comprehension is a product of Utah's public education system.

By all means, keep going. :lol:
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:31:45 PM
just a little helpful advice, though, "little one" is pretty much the exact wrong thing to try to get under my skin with. :lulz:

It's not only terribly un-clever, it's just dead wrong.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: cavehamster on March 12, 2010, 08:34:02 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:31:45 PM
just a little helpful advice, though, "little one" is pretty much the exact wrong thing to try to get under my skin with. :lulz:

It's not only terribly un-clever, it's just dead wrong.

Awww he's not so little after all, guys!   :lulz:

Regardless, epic trolling ECH.  You are certainly going all out here for this one.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 08:35:54 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:27:56 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 12, 2010, 08:11:07 PM
So close, Kel.  Wrong island.


For the record, I got nothing against Badger.  I got nothing against ECH either.



That's all I'm saying.

when he said he was from St. Thomas i though he was referring to this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Thomas_Parish,_Jamaica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Thomas_Parish,_Jamaica)

well, now that I know that you either don't bother actually reading my posts or that your reading comprehension is a product of Utah's public education system, I guess I should cut you some slack.

But I won't.

really? cause here you say

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 10, 2010, 03:01:29 PM
"not quite THAT 3rd world. I'm from St. Thomas, which is the asshole of both America (technically) and the caribbean basin (well, after all of Haiti and Kingston, Jamaica). No civil wars, but you've still got a good chance of being cut with a machete and there are still plenty of places on the island where people live in shacks built out of corrugated zinc and driftwood and cinder blocks, open sewers in the slums, people commuting on donkeys, diseases you thought didn't happen anymore, the whole bit.

It's a Tropical banana republic hellhole, only the corruption is subsidized (and in turn profited from by) the American federal government."

so are you now saying your from the st. thomas of the virgin islands? the only other one is bulgaria.

don't worry about cutting me any lack, i wont cut you any after all the ignorant shit you've spewed from your gaping asshole.

edit: ignorant shit in this thread.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 08:37:01 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:31:45 PM
just a little helpful advice, though, "little one" is pretty much the exact wrong thing to try to get under my skin with. :lulz:

It's not only terribly un-clever, it's just dead wrong.

ok, wittle sparky. is this better?
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:41:06 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 08:35:54 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:27:56 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 12, 2010, 08:11:07 PM
So close, Kel.  Wrong island.


For the record, I got nothing against Badger.  I got nothing against ECH either.



That's all I'm saying.

when he said he was from St. Thomas i though he was referring to this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Thomas_Parish,_Jamaica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Thomas_Parish,_Jamaica)

well, now that I know that you either don't bother actually reading my posts or that your reading comprehension is a product of Utah's public education system, I guess I should cut you some slack.

But I won't.

really? cause here you say

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 10, 2010, 03:01:29 PM
"not quite THAT 3rd world. I'm from St. Thomas, which is the asshole of both America (technically) and the caribbean basin (well, after all of Haiti and Kingston, Jamaica). No civil wars, but you've still got a good chance of being cut with a machete and there are still plenty of places on the island where people live in shacks built out of corrugated zinc and driftwood and cinder blocks, open sewers in the slums, people commuting on donkeys, diseases you thought didn't happen anymore, the whole bit.

It's a Tropical banana republic hellhole, only the corruption is subsidized (and in turn profited from by) the American federal government."

so are you now saying your from the st. thomas of the virgin islands? the only other one is bulgaria.

don't worry about cutting me any lack, i wont cut you any after all the ignorant shit you've spewed from your gaping asshole.

Given that none of the other St. Thomas' are technically American soil, you're pretty much just confirming my opinion of your reading comprehension, if not your general intelligence. But by all means, keep digging. :lol:

ECH,
loves these intellectual conversations
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:43:31 PM
At least your little friend is smart enough to not respond to a criticism of someone's behavior on the forums with a string of spittle-flecked ad hominem attacks. How does it feel to be someone else's ineffective attack dog? I bet it's not even appreciated. So sad.

ECH,
still laughing at you. Like this ---> :lulz:
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 08:43:43 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:41:06 PM

Given that none of the other St. Thomas' are technically American soil, you're pretty much just confirming my opinion of your reading comprehension, if not your general intelligence. But by all means, keep digging. :lol:

ECH,
loves these intellectual conversations

trying to insult me instead of actually answering a question....damn you're so smart.  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:44:41 PM
still not realizing that your question was answered in the original quoted post.

who's the smartguy now? :lol:
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 08:47:43 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:44:41 PM
still not realizing that your question was answered in the original quoted post.

who's the smartguy now? :lol:

it's "smart guy"  :lulz:
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 12, 2010, 08:49:20 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:43:31 PM
At least your little friend is smart enough to not respond to a criticism of someone's behavior on the forums with a string of spittle-flecked ad hominem attacks. How does it feel to be someone else's ineffective attack dog? I bet it's not even appreciated. So sad.

ECH,
still laughing at you. Like this ---> :lulz:

I didn't respond because I don't care about your opinion.  You hate everything and everyone, we get it.  Why don't you just nuke this board since you obviously don't derive any pleasure from it?  Oh, but then I guess you'd have to find some other community to shit all over instead.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 09:17:48 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 12, 2010, 08:49:20 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:43:31 PM
At least your little friend is smart enough to not respond to a criticism of someone's behavior on the forums with a string of spittle-flecked ad hominem attacks. How does it feel to be someone else's ineffective attack dog? I bet it's not even appreciated. So sad.

ECH,
still laughing at you. Like this ---> :lulz:

I didn't respond because I don't care about your opinion.  You hate everything and everyone, we get it.  Why don't you just nuke this board since you obviously don't derive any pleasure from it?  Oh, but then I guess you'd have to find some other community to shit all over instead.

Funny, I've made alot of pretty good friends and drinking buddies from this place. How many people from PD have wanted to have beers with you IRL?

This place is OK. It could be better, and I'm just doing my part to improve it by trying to keep the rodent population at bay.

ETA: and in all fairness, Badges, I might not like you that much but I have some measure of respect for you. you might be a passive-aggressive twunt sometimes, but you don't strike me as an idiot.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 09:20:37 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 08:47:43 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:44:41 PM
still not realizing that your question was answered in the original quoted post.

who's the smartguy now? :lol:

it's "smart guy"  :lulz:

not for you. It's one word, "smartguy", sort of like "shityeah" or "fuckoff".

somebody who is actually smart = "smart guy".

somebody who is not, in fact, all that smart = "smartguy".

capisce?

ECH,
knows that resorting to criticism of grammar or spelling is a sure sign of being on the losing side of an argument
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 09:52:15 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 09:20:37 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 08:47:43 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 08:44:41 PM
still not realizing that your question was answered in the original quoted post.

who's the smartguy now? :lol:

it's "smart guy"  :lulz:

not for you. It's one word, "smartguy", sort of like "shityeah" or "fuckoff".

somebody who is actually smart = "smart guy".

somebody who is not, in fact, all that smart = "smartguy".

capisce?

ECH,
knows that resorting to criticism of grammar or spelling is a sure sign of being on the losing side of an argument
are you fucking serious?!!?!? hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahah! it's smart guy, shit yeah, and fuck off. try to spin that has much as you want, cause that's just not true.



Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 09:55:36 PM
You're either really that dumb, or you're pedantic to a fault.

:lol:

I'm gonna go with "both".
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 10:09:26 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 09:55:36 PM
You're either really that dumb, or you're pedantic to a fault.

:lol:

I'm gonna go with "both".

keep with the insults just cause im not recognizing your slang as words. You're the one being dumb and pedantic for taking the bait of someone trolling you for being an asshole over where someone lives.

you may have got me on one or two points. but you still sat here and had an internet argument.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 10:15:40 PM
in other words...

I KNOW I'M RETARDED BUT, UHH, AT LEAST I GOT YOU TO CALL ME A RETARD!
\
:nigel:
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 10:25:03 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 10:15:40 PM
in other words...

I KNOW I'M RETARDED BUT, UHH, AT LEAST I GOT YOU TO CALL ME A RETARD!
\
:nigel:

yep that about sums it up. are you done being a bitch yet?
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 10:30:52 PM
I think accusations of bitchyness are traditionally leveled at the loser of such an argument. I'm not really the type to hound someone across the internets, but I will happily hound you here, in this thread, forever or until such time as you desist attempting such feeble swipes at me.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 10:32:51 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 10:30:52 PM
I think accusations of bitchyness are traditionally leveled at the loser of such an argument. I'm not really the type to hound someone across the internets, but I will happily hound you here, in this thread, forever or until such time as you desist attempting such feeble swipes at me.

this coming from the person that came into this thread, just to take a shit on the content.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 10:41:32 PM
you posted this in "Or Kill Me".

if you wanted it to be a fluff piece where everyone says "good job!" and gives you mittens, you were looking for "Apple Talk".
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 10:45:51 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 10:41:32 PM
you posted this in "Or Kill Me".

if you wanted it to be a fluff piece where everyone says "good job!" and gives you mittens, you were looking for "Apple Talk".
i put it in Or Kill me because it was a "Rant"
the only comments you have made are "huuur you live in utah, huurrrrrrr. badge sucks, you suck for being her friend. huuuurrr utah."



Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2010, 10:51:23 PM
you're improving. that actually made me chuckle out loud.

however, while OKM is for rants, it's for rants posted with the understanding that they are open to full-blown criticism and brutal honesty and no pulled punches is the way it's always been in OKM. I honestly can't imagine why anyone sane and progressive would choose to live in Utah and to support the kind of people that run that place with their money. Eventually, the majority of the money you put into the Utah economy is going to find its way into the hands of the LDS and its political cronies. It doesn't make sense to me, and even seems pretty counterproductive in terms of that decision being repeated on a larger social scale. So while I may just be standing over here going "DURR, UTAH, DURPA DURP!", that doesn't mean that what I'm saying is without point or merit.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 10:57:55 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 10:51:23 PM
you're improving. that actually made me chuckle out loud.

however, while OKM is for rants, it's for rants posted with the understanding that they are open to full-blown criticism and brutal honesty and no pulled punches is the way it's always been in OKM. I honestly can't imagine why anyone sane and progressive would choose to live in Utah and to support the kind of people that run that place with their money. Eventually, the majority of the money you put into the Utah economy is going to find its way into the hands of the LDS and its political cronies. It doesn't make sense to me, and even seems pretty counterproductive in terms of that decision being repeated on a larger social scale. So while I may just be standing over here going "DURR, UTAH, DURPA DURP!", that doesn't mean that what I'm saying is without point or merit.

well i didn't start playing the game of a fuck stick until you started being rude to badge and myself.

every state has its charms (cept. Nebraska  :lol:) and it's downfalls.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: cavehamster on March 12, 2010, 11:04:29 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 10:51:23 PM
you're improving. that actually made me chuckle out loud.

however, while OKM is for rants, it's for rants posted with the understanding that they are open to full-blown criticism and brutal honesty and no pulled punches is the way it's always been in OKM. I honestly can't imagine why anyone sane and progressive would choose to live in Utah and to support the kind of people that run that place with their money. Eventually, the majority of the money you put into the Utah economy is going to find its way into the hands of the LDS and its political cronies. It doesn't make sense to me, and even seems pretty counterproductive in terms of that decision being repeated on a larger social scale. So while I may just be standing over here going "DURR, UTAH, DURPA DURP!", that doesn't mean that what I'm saying is without point or merit.

I'd wager to say that by being here, and not supporting the LDS and etc, it gives you a better chance to dilute their power.  What's one voice in an thousand, though, right?  By my count, there is at least a half dozen Discordians in Utah, and most of the youth I talk to are no longer buying the old stories from the LDS, with this new age of instant information and discussion.  Things will not change over night, but LDS is already a minority in it's home city.  Lot of people are tired of the old, and are waiting for one or two people to stand up and change something.

So, forgive me for not being part of the hive mind wherever you live and feel it's all wonderful and I can't stand to possibly be the unique underdog in my community.  I'm sorry I am not not going along with the masses of the cattle class like you clearly are, and obviously, this makes me pretty stupid.  I mean, if you don't live somewhere where everyone thinks like you, you are a fool, right?  Blend in, sit down, and try not to act up too much, that's unseemly!

Utah was far from my first choice.  But you know what?  Now that I am here, I am making the most of it, and if I have to work harder to change things up, then so be it.  Never let it be said I backed down from a challenge because the crowd was against me.

OKM is for rants, yes, but as near as I can tell, it is not for shitting on other people on the boards, it is about discussion and venting off some steam.  Maybe offer some constructive criticism.  Just a flat, 'you are a stupid 'twunt' (whatever that word is)' doesn't help anything along.  But seeing as people are not falling in lockstep with your ideas, I guess we'll just have to hear it.  Bring on the wit, if you can.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 12, 2010, 11:06:57 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: LMNO on March 13, 2010, 03:17:56 AM
I said it to ECH, and I'll say it to you:

hike your panties up.


PD.com was re-birthed in the fires of vitriol and rage. OKM was the heart of this. You really can't tell the guy who helped wrest control to own the site how OKM "should" be.

I mean, you CAN, but you'll look like an idiot. 
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2010, 03:30:04 AM
OKM has always been pretty no-holds-barred, IME. This isn't Bring & Brag... it's OR KILL ME.

The name kind of says it all. Post a rant; hope for a dialogue. It's not the Student Showcase Parade for General Applause and Backpatting.

Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: cavehamster on March 13, 2010, 03:46:16 AM
Fine, but attacking the rant seems like a lot better thing to do than blindly attacking the person, just because.

Perhaps I am a moron that deserves to be personally attacked, though, and can't see this.  Whatever.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: LMNO on March 13, 2010, 03:48:40 AM
Damn, kid, if someone takes a swing, then cowboy up and handle it.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Cain on March 13, 2010, 03:53:34 AM
EEEET IS ALL SO UNFAIR, NON?
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(http://imgur.com/FTneo.gif)
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: cavehamster on March 13, 2010, 03:55:02 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 13, 2010, 03:53:34 AM
EEEET IS ALL SO UNFAIR, NON?
\
(http://imgur.com/FTneo.gif)

Hahahaha
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2010, 04:12:58 AM
Quote from: cavehamster on March 13, 2010, 03:46:16 AM
Fine, but attacking the rant seems like a lot better thing to do than blindly attacking the person, just because.

Perhaps I am a moron that deserves to be personally attacked, though, and can't see this.  Whatever.

You are posting in OR KILL ME

I am posting an opinion, OR KILL ME

Maybe you are missing the KILL ME part.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: cavehamster on March 13, 2010, 04:16:59 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 13, 2010, 04:12:58 AM
Quote from: cavehamster on March 13, 2010, 03:46:16 AM
Fine, but attacking the rant seems like a lot better thing to do than blindly attacking the person, just because.

Perhaps I am a moron that deserves to be personally attacked, though, and can't see this.  Whatever.

You are posting in OR KILL ME

I am posting an opinion, OR KILL ME

Maybe you are missing the KILL ME part.

This is true.  Carry on then.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2010, 06:21:42 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 13, 2010, 04:12:58 AM
Quote from: cavehamster on March 13, 2010, 03:46:16 AM
Fine, but attacking the rant seems like a lot better thing to do than blindly attacking the person, just because.

Perhaps I am a moron that deserves to be personally attacked, though, and can't see this.  Whatever.

You are posting in OR KILL ME

I am posting an opinion, OR KILL ME

Maybe you are missing the KILL ME part.

Funny thing:  It's been 8 years, and almost nobody gets "Or Kill Me".  When I realized that, I decided to kill the TGRR account.  It's impossible to accomplish anything as a Holy Man, anymore.  Now I just want to, you know, destroy civilization.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 13, 2010, 09:02:39 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 10:57:55 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 10:51:23 PM
you're improving. that actually made me chuckle out loud.

however, while OKM is for rants, it's for rants posted with the understanding that they are open to full-blown criticism and brutal honesty and no pulled punches is the way it's always been in OKM. I honestly can't imagine why anyone sane and progressive would choose to live in Utah and to support the kind of people that run that place with their money. Eventually, the majority of the money you put into the Utah economy is going to find its way into the hands of the LDS and its political cronies. It doesn't make sense to me, and even seems pretty counterproductive in terms of that decision being repeated on a larger social scale. So while I may just be standing over here going "DURR, UTAH, DURPA DURP!", that doesn't mean that what I'm saying is without point or merit.

well i didn't start playing the game of a fuck stick until you started being rude to badge and myself.

every state has its charms (cept. Nebraska  :lol:) and it's downfalls.

let's get this straight: YOU attacked ME for my comment to Badges. I had in no way conflated the two of you previous to that. I think you called me a "cockhead", or something like that.

and one more thing, and this isn't an attack on where you live, just the facts as I see them: Nebraska has WAY more going for it than Utah. Omaha is 4 times the city that SLC is in every metric that matters to me. Better bars, better food, better cultural opportunites, hotter girls, friendlier citizens, less intrusive authorities, more progressive social policies, better music scene, etc. Nebraska has alot of water in it, which is a big plus, and even seems to contain fewer garden-variety evangelical nutjobs than all of the surrounding states. Granted, the stuff you'll see from I-80 wouldn't give you that impression of the place, but I've spent plenty of time there and driven through most of the major highways in the state and if I were ever going to move to a non-coastal state that'd be the one.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 13, 2010, 09:09:02 AM
Quote from: cavehamster on March 12, 2010, 11:04:29 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 12, 2010, 10:51:23 PM
you're improving. that actually made me chuckle out loud.

however, while OKM is for rants, it's for rants posted with the understanding that they are open to full-blown criticism and brutal honesty and no pulled punches is the way it's always been in OKM. I honestly can't imagine why anyone sane and progressive would choose to live in Utah and to support the kind of people that run that place with their money. Eventually, the majority of the money you put into the Utah economy is going to find its way into the hands of the LDS and its political cronies. It doesn't make sense to me, and even seems pretty counterproductive in terms of that decision being repeated on a larger social scale. So while I may just be standing over here going "DURR, UTAH, DURPA DURP!", that doesn't mean that what I'm saying is without point or merit.

I'd wager to say that by being here, and not supporting the LDS and etc, it gives you a better chance to dilute their power.  What's one voice in an thousand, though, right?  By my count, there is at least a half dozen Discordians in Utah, and most of the youth I talk to are no longer buying the old stories from the LDS, with this new age of instant information and discussion.  Things will not change over night, but LDS is already a minority in it's home city.  Lot of people are tired of the old, and are waiting for one or two people to stand up and change something.

So, forgive me for not being part of the hive mind wherever you live and feel it's all wonderful and I can't stand to possibly be the unique underdog in my community.  I'm sorry I am not not going along with the masses of the cattle class like you clearly are, and obviously, this makes me pretty stupid.  I mean, if you don't live somewhere where everyone thinks like you, you are a fool, right?  Blend in, sit down, and try not to act up too much, that's unseemly!

Utah was far from my first choice.  But you know what?  Now that I am here, I am making the most of it, and if I have to work harder to change things up, then so be it.  Never let it be said I backed down from a challenge because the crowd was against me.

OKM is for rants, yes, but as near as I can tell, it is not for shitting on other people on the boards, it is about discussion and venting off some steam.  Maybe offer some constructive criticism.  Just a flat, 'you are a stupid 'twunt' (whatever that word is)' doesn't help anything along.  But seeing as people are not falling in lockstep with your ideas, I guess we'll just have to hear it.  Bring on the wit, if you can.

you're missing a very important piece of the puzzle, which is that the LDS doesn't care about the actual demographics of Utah and it doesn't have to. IT. OWNS. FUCKING. EVERYTHING. And if it doesn't, that's only because it doesn't want it. You're talking about one of the largest and wealthiest corporations on earth, and that's where their social and political power comes from, not whether or not their hillbilly state is full of more or less hillbillies than it was 10 years ago.

Your bizarre attempt to connect my stance on the matter to an attitude of "hive mindedness" or a call to "blend in and sit down" is both baseless and retarded, and will be given no further consideration.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: on March 13, 2010, 12:11:57 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 10:57:55 PM

every state has its charms (cept. Nebraska  :lol:) and it's downfalls.

Nebraska is dirt fucking cheap, and the economy here is pretty good atm.
Its a boring, but somewhat reliable, state. Its charm is in its mediocrity.

But I really only speak for Omaha and Lincoln, the rest of this state is a vast wasteland of corn.
I'd rather live here than any other midwestern state, although I might be willing to give Colorado another shot.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 13, 2010, 06:44:20 PM
Quote from: Z³ on March 13, 2010, 12:11:57 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 10:57:55 PM

every state has its charms (cept. Nebraska  :lol:) and it's downfalls.

Nebraska is dirt fucking cheap, and the economy here is pretty good atm.
Its a boring, but somewhat reliable, state. Its charm is in its mediocrity.

But I really only speak for Omaha and Lincoln, the rest of this state is a vast wasteland of corn.
I'd rather live here than any other midwestern state, although I might be willing to give Colorado another shot.

oh shit, im sorry. hehehe. totally pulled an arbitrary state for the joke.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 13, 2010, 06:48:15 PM
Quote from: Z³ on March 13, 2010, 12:11:57 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 10:57:55 PM

every state has its charms (cept. Nebraska  :lol:) and it's downfalls.

Nebraska is dirt fucking cheap, and the economy here is pretty good atm.
Its a boring, but somewhat reliable, state. Its charm is in its mediocrity.

But I really only speak for Omaha and Lincoln, the rest of this state is a vast wasteland of corn.
I'd rather live here than any other midwestern state, although I might be willing to give Colorado another shot.

I'd take CO. as well, thought about going back to Chicago, but it's just too damn cold.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Cain on March 13, 2010, 07:30:23 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 13, 2010, 09:09:02 AM
You're talking about one of the largest and wealthiest corporations on earth, and that's where their social and political power comes from, not whether or not their hillbilly state is full of more or less hillbillies than it was 10 years ago.

Probably the most interesting point to have come out of this thread.  The Mormons are rapidly expanding in Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Chile, the Phillipines, Japan, Nigeria, Germany, Portugal, the UK, American Samoa, the Cook Islands and Tonga.  In the South Pacific in particular, Mormons have a plurality in several states, and that will likely become a majority before global warming sinks those islands.

While Utah will always remain a spiritual (and likely logistical) centre, they are not without options, and there are many small states with lax banking and taxation policies that would likely welcome such a wealthy religion, should they ever feel the need to remove themselves.

And thats not even going into the business investments, land purchases and companies that are associated with the LDS.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: on March 13, 2010, 08:27:57 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 13, 2010, 06:44:20 PM
Quote from: Z³ on March 13, 2010, 12:11:57 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 10:57:55 PM

every state has its charms (cept. Nebraska  :lol:) and it's downfalls.

Nebraska is dirt fucking cheap, and the economy here is pretty good atm.
Its a boring, but somewhat reliable, state. Its charm is in its mediocrity.

But I really only speak for Omaha and Lincoln, the rest of this state is a vast wasteland of corn.
I'd rather live here than any other midwestern state, although I might be willing to give Colorado another shot.

oh shit, im sorry. hehehe. totally pulled an arbitrary state for the joke.

Dont worry, when I arbitrarily pick out US states to shit on, Utah is usually pretty close to the top of the list.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 13, 2010, 09:19:52 PM
Quote from: Z³ on March 13, 2010, 08:27:57 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 13, 2010, 06:44:20 PM
Quote from: Z³ on March 13, 2010, 12:11:57 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 12, 2010, 10:57:55 PM

every state has its charms (cept. Nebraska  :lol:) and it's downfalls.

Nebraska is dirt fucking cheap, and the economy here is pretty good atm.
Its a boring, but somewhat reliable, state. Its charm is in its mediocrity.

But I really only speak for Omaha and Lincoln, the rest of this state is a vast wasteland of corn.
I'd rather live here than any other midwestern state, although I might be willing to give Colorado another shot.

oh shit, im sorry. hehehe. totally pulled an arbitrary state for the joke.

Dont worry, when I arbitrarily pick out US states to shit on, Utah is usually pretty close to the top of the list.

heh, most do...it's all good.

"What do ya wanna do, Carmela? You wanna move to Utah? Be Mr. and Mrs. Mike Smith? We... we can sell some Indian relics by the road. Maybe start a rattlesnake ranch.
Carmela Soprano: This is our chance to get out Tony. We could start a whole new life.
Tony Soprano: Have some Mormons over the dinner. Eat some tomatoes that have no taste."
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: cavehamster on March 13, 2010, 09:31:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 13, 2010, 07:30:23 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 13, 2010, 09:09:02 AM
You're talking about one of the largest and wealthiest corporations on earth, and that's where their social and political power comes from, not whether or not their hillbilly state is full of more or less hillbillies than it was 10 years ago.

Probably the most interesting point to have come out of this thread.  The Mormons are rapidly expanding in Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Chile, the Phillipines, Japan, Nigeria, Germany, Portugal, the UK, American Samoa, the Cook Islands and Tonga.  In the South Pacific in particular, Mormons have a plurality in several states, and that will likely become a majority before global warming sinks those islands.

While Utah will always remain a spiritual (and likely logistical) centre, they are not without options, and there are many small states with lax banking and taxation policies that would likely welcome such a wealthy religion, should they ever feel the need to remove themselves.

And thats not even going into the business investments, land purchases and companies that are associated with the LDS.

Plus, they require members to send in 10% of their earnings, which the member can then deduct from his taxes.  And the church itself doesn't have to pay taxes, at least for religious purposes (sub-corporations still have to pay taxes).  It's quite the sweet setup for any religion, but I think Mormons have really capitalized on this.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2010, 10:37:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2010, 06:21:42 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 13, 2010, 04:12:58 AM
Quote from: cavehamster on March 13, 2010, 03:46:16 AM
Fine, but attacking the rant seems like a lot better thing to do than blindly attacking the person, just because.

Perhaps I am a moron that deserves to be personally attacked, though, and can't see this.  Whatever.

You are posting in OR KILL ME

I am posting an opinion, OR KILL ME

Maybe you are missing the KILL ME part.

Funny thing:  It's been 8 years, and almost nobody gets "Or Kill Me".  When I realized that, I decided to kill the TGRR account.  It's impossible to accomplish anything as a Holy Man, anymore.  Now I just want to, you know, destroy civilization.

I actually have no idea if I've interpreted it correctly... I've always read it as being along the lines of New Hampshire's "Give Me Freedom or Give Me Death" slogan, only with more foaming at the mouth. The man prostrate upon the stone, exhausted after his rant, shaking his fist at the heaven and cursing his God; "AM I WRONG, GOD? DID I CALL THAT RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKER? IF I'M WRONG ABOUT ALL THIS, THEN FUCKING SMITE ME YOU ASSHAT" and then challenging the screaming mob at his feet to finish the job if his God won't.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Jasper on March 14, 2010, 12:03:46 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 13, 2010, 10:37:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2010, 06:21:42 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 13, 2010, 04:12:58 AM
Quote from: cavehamster on March 13, 2010, 03:46:16 AM
Fine, but attacking the rant seems like a lot better thing to do than blindly attacking the person, just because.

Perhaps I am a moron that deserves to be personally attacked, though, and can't see this.  Whatever.

You are posting in OR KILL ME

I am posting an opinion, OR KILL ME

Maybe you are missing the KILL ME part.

Funny thing:  It's been 8 years, and almost nobody gets "Or Kill Me".  When I realized that, I decided to kill the TGRR account.  It's impossible to accomplish anything as a Holy Man, anymore.  Now I just want to, you know, destroy civilization.

I actually have no idea if I've interpreted it correctly... I've always read it as being along the lines of New Hampshire's "Give Me Freedom or Give Me Death" slogan, only with more foaming at the mouth. The man prostrate upon the stone, exhausted after his rant, shaking his fist at the heaven and cursing his God; "AM I WRONG, GOD? DID I CALL THAT RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKER? IF I'M WRONG ABOUT ALL THIS, THEN FUCKING SMITE ME YOU ASSHAT" and then challenging the screaming mob at his feet to finish the job if his God won't.


Agree.  I never outwardly demonstrated the way I understood OKM because I didn't want to do other people's thinking.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 14, 2010, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 13, 2010, 10:37:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2010, 06:21:42 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 13, 2010, 04:12:58 AM
Quote from: cavehamster on March 13, 2010, 03:46:16 AM
Fine, but attacking the rant seems like a lot better thing to do than blindly attacking the person, just because.

Perhaps I am a moron that deserves to be personally attacked, though, and can't see this.  Whatever.

You are posting in OR KILL ME

I am posting an opinion, OR KILL ME

Maybe you are missing the KILL ME part.

Funny thing:  It's been 8 years, and almost nobody gets "Or Kill Me".  When I realized that, I decided to kill the TGRR account.  It's impossible to accomplish anything as a Holy Man, anymore.  Now I just want to, you know, destroy civilization.

I actually have no idea if I've interpreted it correctly... I've always read it as being along the lines of New Hampshire's "Give Me Freedom or Give Me Death" slogan, only with more foaming at the mouth. The man prostrate upon the stone, exhausted after his rant, shaking his fist at the heaven and cursing his God; "AM I WRONG, GOD? DID I CALL THAT RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKER? IF I'M WRONG ABOUT ALL THIS, THEN FUCKING SMITE ME YOU ASSHAT" and then challenging the screaming mob at his feet to finish the job if his God won't.

Yes, this is precisely correct.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 14, 2010, 05:55:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 14, 2010, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 13, 2010, 10:37:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2010, 06:21:42 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 13, 2010, 04:12:58 AM
Quote from: cavehamster on March 13, 2010, 03:46:16 AM
Fine, but attacking the rant seems like a lot better thing to do than blindly attacking the person, just because.

Perhaps I am a moron that deserves to be personally attacked, though, and can't see this.  Whatever.

You are posting in OR KILL ME

I am posting an opinion, OR KILL ME

Maybe you are missing the KILL ME part.

Funny thing:  It's been 8 years, and almost nobody gets "Or Kill Me".  When I realized that, I decided to kill the TGRR account.  It's impossible to accomplish anything as a Holy Man, anymore.  Now I just want to, you know, destroy civilization.

I actually have no idea if I've interpreted it correctly... I've always read it as being along the lines of New Hampshire's "Give Me Freedom or Give Me Death" slogan, only with more foaming at the mouth. The man prostrate upon the stone, exhausted after his rant, shaking his fist at the heaven and cursing his God; "AM I WRONG, GOD? DID I CALL THAT RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKER? IF I'M WRONG ABOUT ALL THIS, THEN FUCKING SMITE ME YOU ASSHAT" and then challenging the screaming mob at his feet to finish the job if his God won't.

Yes, this is precisely correct.


:)
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: Cain on March 14, 2010, 06:22:25 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on March 13, 2010, 09:31:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 13, 2010, 07:30:23 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 13, 2010, 09:09:02 AM
You're talking about one of the largest and wealthiest corporations on earth, and that's where their social and political power comes from, not whether or not their hillbilly state is full of more or less hillbillies than it was 10 years ago.

Probably the most interesting point to have come out of this thread.  The Mormons are rapidly expanding in Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Chile, the Phillipines, Japan, Nigeria, Germany, Portugal, the UK, American Samoa, the Cook Islands and Tonga.  In the South Pacific in particular, Mormons have a plurality in several states, and that will likely become a majority before global warming sinks those islands.

While Utah will always remain a spiritual (and likely logistical) centre, they are not without options, and there are many small states with lax banking and taxation policies that would likely welcome such a wealthy religion, should they ever feel the need to remove themselves.

And thats not even going into the business investments, land purchases and companies that are associated with the LDS.

Plus, they require members to send in 10% of their earnings, which the member can then deduct from his taxes.  And the church itself doesn't have to pay taxes, at least for religious purposes (sub-corporations still have to pay taxes).  It's quite the sweet setup for any religion, but I think Mormons have really capitalized on this.

Yeah, the Mormon work ethic is legendary.  Not to mention there are lots of Mormons in the FBI, and the military (esp intelligence).  All in all, they have quite the set-up.
Title: Re: fuck you utah legislature
Post by: -Kel- on March 14, 2010, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 14, 2010, 06:22:25 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on March 13, 2010, 09:31:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 13, 2010, 07:30:23 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 13, 2010, 09:09:02 AM
You're talking about one of the largest and wealthiest corporations on earth, and that's where their social and political power comes from, not whether or not their hillbilly state is full of more or less hillbillies than it was 10 years ago.

Probably the most interesting point to have come out of this thread.  The Mormons are rapidly expanding in Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Chile, the Phillipines, Japan, Nigeria, Germany, Portugal, the UK, American Samoa, the Cook Islands and Tonga.  In the South Pacific in particular, Mormons have a plurality in several states, and that will likely become a majority before global warming sinks those islands.

While Utah will always remain a spiritual (and likely logistical) centre, they are not without options, and there are many small states with lax banking and taxation policies that would likely welcome such a wealthy religion, should they ever feel the need to remove themselves.

And thats not even going into the business investments, land purchases and companies that are associated with the LDS.

Plus, they require members to send in 10% of their earnings, which the member can then deduct from his taxes.  And the church itself doesn't have to pay taxes, at least for religious purposes (sub-corporations still have to pay taxes).  It's quite the sweet setup for any religion, but I think Mormons have really capitalized on this.

Yeah, the Mormon work ethic is legendary.  Not to mention there are lots of Mormons in the FBI, and the military (esp intelligence).  All in all, they have quite the set-up.

they're coming to get you nexT!