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Apologies accepted.

Tuscon is getting what for later this week. Aput assures.

Indeed.

2000ft can be arranged.

You're going to have to cut a deal with the air pressure god.

Or Payne, of course, who now retains the rain god powers. Or I ask Princess, who channels Rain.

It's no wonder Ive never heard of you, it's been over a decade since you bothered to pay AK with anything more than a light sprinkling.

You get that God status by pussyfooting around or what?

Oh sure, you can get the east coast. That's easy. Where's the challenge?

So come on, BRING IT!


I've never once had a snow day off from school or work.

Are you not going to be working in Barrow for shifts on and off?

My skills are not needed.

2000ft can be arranged.

Do never test, old friend.

Not over yet, Princess.

Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.

It is not fair for any people of the North to be insulted because ignorance reigns. But as Princess says, Aput thinks more snow to Alaska would be waste.

Perhaps Hawaiian Volcano God can help?

I'd like to take this moment to step to, and test, Aput.

Seeing as how I live in a desert and all.

DAMNEET!!!! 

They once told me to take Chesapeake Bridge instead of Loop. NEVER AGAIN!

Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.

It is not fair for any people of the North to be insulted because ignorance reigns. But as Princess says, Aput thinks more snow to Alaska would be waste.

Perhaps Hawaiian Volcano God can help?

For that, BWI now gets 45". Reagan gets 40". If you are stupid enough to fly from Dulles, you get 50".

Aput not from Alaska nor Inuit.

I am from Svalbard.

Son of Ullr.

motherfucker!

So I hear you like 33 inches?

Aput went to Taco Bell once and ordered fire sauce.

Nearly melted igloo with flatulence.