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there was once a young zen master named "there was once a zen master named "there was once a zen master named "there was once a zen master named""" , but we'll just call him Zen for now.

zen, one day, came upon a koan that made him believe he had reached
enlightenment. this koan was: "The UpRoar of One Hand Clapping."

long did he live, believing he was enlightened. then one day he saw
something that outdid his koan in a manner of display.

Zen saw the standing ovation of a Quadrupeligic and was then Enlightened.

not that this couldn't have been done already with some of the posts in here, given the prolonged longevity of a few threads...

but i think we should write a compiled book of discordian/zen/discordian
zen sayings and phrases etc...

everyone just toss one in and we'll see how close to a book we can get!!
i mean literally anything. just throw it in here. haiku are good, too. i've
been trying to revive the lost art of MuPoo...insulting/offensive haiku.


Mine (MuPoo):

#1

this irritable
bowel syndrome leaves my ass sore
just like you once did

#2

a handful of shit
and a wish in your heart
which one happens first?

#3

just another day
why should your shit smell better?
you're just an asshole.

#4

life is another
STD you cannot cure;
terminal illness.

#5

set up us the bomb
all your base are belong to us
haven't i heard this?

#6

i hate when you speak
to see you makes me vomit
die away from me