Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Adios on October 11, 2010, 11:46:39 PM

Title: Dok Howl
Post by: Adios on October 11, 2010, 11:46:39 PM
If I ever find a FBI tracking device on my car I will mail it to you. You can in turn mail it anywhere you see fit. Overseas..........
:lulz:
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:05:16 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 11, 2010, 11:46:39 PM
If I ever find a FBI tracking device on my car I will mail it to you. You can in turn mail it anywhere you see fit. Overseas..........
:lulz:

We could put it on a yacht.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on October 12, 2010, 01:18:24 AM
It would have been absolute gold if they would have given it to a friend to toss in his carry-on for a red-eye on a 747 to DC.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Adios on October 12, 2010, 04:20:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:05:16 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 11, 2010, 11:46:39 PM
If I ever find a FBI tracking device on my car I will mail it to you. You can in turn mail it anywhere you see fit. Overseas..........
:lulz:

We could put it on a yacht.

GIVE IT TO ECH!!!
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2010, 06:13:46 AM
I'M ON A MOTHERFCUCKING BOAT, Y'ALL
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Don Coyote on October 12, 2010, 06:16:17 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 06:13:46 AM
I'M ON A MOTHERFCUCKING BOAT, Y'ALL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Adios on October 12, 2010, 05:07:15 PM
I am going to find an A Rab meeting and attend just to see if I can get one of those tracker thingys.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 12, 2010, 05:08:39 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 12, 2010, 06:16:17 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 06:13:46 AM
I'M ON A MOTHERFCUCKING BOAT, Y'ALL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

:mittens: for the lonely island

ps

I fucked a mermaid.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Richter on October 12, 2010, 09:21:40 PM
Rental Tractor or a piece of equipment from a crane / rigging company.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 12, 2010, 09:50:30 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 05:07:15 PM
I am going to find an A Rab meeting and attend just to see if I can get one of those tracker thingys.

Hit up pretty much any far left organization you can find too, (PETA and similar).  Environmentalism=terrorism now.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Jasper on October 12, 2010, 11:42:05 PM
I want to get one, wrap it in plastic, and tape styrofoam to it, paint it nautical camo.  Let it loose at sea.

It's the second best thing to pulling my bum hole open at them.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: BadBeast on October 12, 2010, 11:55:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 04:20:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:05:16 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 11, 2010, 11:46:39 PM
If I ever find a FBI tracking device on my car I will mail it to you. You can in turn mail it anywhere you see fit. Overseas..........
:lulz:

We could put it on a yacht.

GIVE IT TO ECH!!!
Put it around the neck of a migrating goose.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Adios on October 12, 2010, 11:59:22 PM
You guys are missing the fun.

Put it on various neighbors cars for a day or two.

Park in steel buildings that block transmission for a couple of hours.

Park in strange places at random.

Drive around randomly.

Put it on delivery trucks.

When you get tired of this either mail it somewhere or put it on a semi or train.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Jasper on October 13, 2010, 12:03:42 AM
There should be an FBI car tracker exchange for this shit.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Rumckle on October 13, 2010, 12:20:48 AM
I don't have a car, but if you guys send it to me, I will carry it around in my bag with me.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Adios on October 13, 2010, 03:22:39 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on October 13, 2010, 12:20:48 AM
I don't have a car, but if you guys send it to me, I will carry it around in my bag with me.

Hopefully if I can get one we can snail mail it around everywhere.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Don Coyote on October 13, 2010, 03:24:44 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 13, 2010, 03:22:39 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on October 13, 2010, 12:20:48 AM
I don't have a car, but if you guys send it to me, I will carry it around in my bag with me.

Hopefully if I can get one we can snail mail it around everywhere.

LOL

Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: the last yatto on October 13, 2010, 05:50:15 AM
if I didn't have xm radio id check my car for one
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: BadBeast on October 13, 2010, 05:52:51 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 13, 2010, 03:22:39 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on October 13, 2010, 12:20:48 AM
I don't have a car, but if you guys send it to me, I will carry it around in my bag with me.
Hopefully if I can get one we can snail mail it around everywhere.
Won't that mean that valuable resources relating to National Security would be wasted, possibly with tragic results?   :|
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 13, 2010, 10:06:23 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 13, 2010, 05:50:15 AM
if I didn't have xm radio id check my car for one

What does XM radio have to do with anything?
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: the last yatto on October 13, 2010, 11:25:19 AM
LikeOnStar, they basicly make your car preinstalled with gps.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 13, 2010, 11:35:03 AM
And do you have a source for that that's not Above Top Secret or David Icke or some other collection of mostly crazy people?
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: BadBeast on October 13, 2010, 11:44:47 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 13, 2010, 11:35:03 AM
And do you have a source for that that's not Above Top Secret or David Icke or some other collection of mostly crazy people?
The R.A.C do that tracking thing here with their breakdown cover, on a huge scale. Their
cover is cheaper if you opt for their trackers. I think they do an option where they take your cellphone number, and use that to track you too.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: the last yatto on October 13, 2010, 11:49:56 AM
Hmmm maybe onstar is better

"We do not track our subscribers' vehicles—that's the bottom line," spokesman Jim Kobus said. "The only time we would know where the vehicle is, is when the driver initiates contact to OnStar or when the vehicle has been in an accident, the air bag deploys and the vehicle automatically calls us for help."
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: the last yatto on October 13, 2010, 11:52:37 AM
Then again a software hack is still less risky then planting hardware

http://sites.google.com/site/radioetcetera/home/onstar-gps
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: BadBeast on October 13, 2010, 12:01:52 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 13, 2010, 11:52:37 AM
Then again a software hack is still less risky then planting hardware

http://sites.google.com/site/radioetcetera/home/onstar-gps
Or a phone app, that constantly updates a database on your position. (For your own safety, of course, if you break down)
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 13, 2010, 02:41:29 PM
Mailing it around the country would be fun... but I think it would be appropriate to my religion if I instead flipped the fuck out and reported that "what I suspect may be an explosive" had been attached to my car. Since I'm frequently driving on and off the campus of a major public university, the scare would have a "they planned to kill students!" hook already built in.

Since the group responsible for putting a tracking device on my car is not necessarily in communication with the group(s) responsible for responding to bomb threats, confusion would be generated. Hail Eris.
Title: Re: Dok Howl
Post by: Adios on October 13, 2010, 11:58:46 PM
Dok, it might be 102 in Tucson in mid October, but here it's 70, no wind, no clouds. A perfect day.

:lulz: