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Hey!

Haven't posted in a while but wanted to show you this:

http://gawker.com/student-suspended-for-alleged-possession-of-one-ring-to-1683089560

A nine-year-old got suspended for threats of terrorism for threatening to use the One Ring, a weapon that DOESN'T EXIST.

You can get suspended (or arrested) for anything these days.

"If you're going to do some Covert Ops in the name of Discordia...Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut."
-- The Chao te Ching, I think

I would use the quote template, but my noob level is over 9000 and I don't know how.   

To be honest, I kinda admire them. Their belief system is insane and idiotic yet they are devilishly clever in their brainwashing methods. L. Ron Hubbard was definitely a genius, but not in the way they claim; anyone who can disguise hypnosis and mental programming sessions as therapy while making it a confession of secrets at the same time to blackmail ex-members with is quite intelligent.

What do you guys think?

Want to know just how insane they are? Check this out: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--TI0kmC7---/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/17mt2hwa46neepng.png

Have any of you made up your own slogans?

"Life is more than just rules. It's rules and lists!"

Happy New Year 3181!

I have an interesting idea.

Could we make some ads for us on YouTube? Is anyone good with video editing?

We could use some donations and put them on the air.

I have my own crazy idea and I want to share it with you, tell me what you think!

What if people make conspiracy theories because they're afraid of chaos?

Conspiracy buffs often say that "nothing is coincidence" and "everything has a reason behind it" or something to that end.

Maybe they just get terrified by the possibility that things happen for no reason?

If that were true, it would explain why Discordians and conspiracy theories are like bread and butter...

March 3rd (3/3, 3 sides on a triangle) is ILLUMINATI DAY!

On Illuminati Day:

For every ridiculous conspiracy theory you make fun of, 5 points.

For every reference to Robert Anton Wilson, 23 points. (+5 bonus points for "fnord.")

If you end every sentence you make with "Illuminati confirmed!!!!!", 523 points!

LET'S DO THIS!

I'll start. I'm a Chaplain, so 3rd degree.

So, a while back Telarus, KSC, decided to encrypt a piece of text using the Discordian Date it was written on.

I used the Playfair Cipher for this; enter in numbers in word form, e.g. "23" as "twentythree".

ODD# III(d)/5,iv;44Aft3180:

Pahcrmt 1, YUM HKGNMXM RR YUM CHOECAGII

--Brtn Rhet

1. Fm unom kavwdg rdeducxud hb gd vndhn fa ameo--edi, kuayki, nr rh cav ktabpmni ouey fm knvb REDDKTA!

2. Rh uewa vnif fay fde kfryumfd ore kawlxn udi cav ktabpmng om, kehadmlds ymmo rh'wa kuad kmoy yr tspgo mctda.

3. Mcp Kuefn ven fcvh rde lddsnra; xdelxh, gmkg rd ktagdntc awat yum admled Khionodedu, qsh hrnho rh vec crtm eotmni gd ieol krtdafd, carcn, udi ngdc aykmn.

4. F ayx rum neewdaccud nr korvs ec, yda hnmndnh hum ryumt, dg om umetyd! Quey omet fm hrtm ruer xuey fm unod rtrhsmyad?

5. Watdpt, watdpt G nho asyr fra, sry mcx mum Ngdgifde Ildgifden fo yum Cuontdnc Lxbmilcnml, vrewgdi yynmrumt di ambmlfmkdn, bfaki nf adrxgdm rum cmdi xdym ytslmbmontc ng unoh rde cudukmcc veodgdsn.

I love card games, and I love Eris. I'm thinking about a Discordian card game (standard deck of 52 cards, possibly jokers). Do the Erisian Brethren have any ideas?

How do you join the Golden Apple Corps and get the "Keeper of the Sacred Chao" title?

I'm looking for one page or one quote from the Principia that sums up Discordianism, like John 3:16 for Christianity. "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life" sums up Christianity in a nutshell. Do we have any quotes like that? 

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/11/t14-law-student-loses-his-mind-in-school-wide-email-over-stolen-apple/