Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: vexaph0d on June 09, 2006, 02:29:31 AM

Title: Kitchenjig
Post by: vexaph0d on June 09, 2006, 02:29:31 AM
Masticate me, baby
put me in a Blender!

Chop me up in tiny bits
and feed me to your kin, dear.

I would so like
to fry tonight
So, please do me this favor...

Set my head up on your stove
and dish me out to all you know

...but nevermind my bland and borrowed flavor.
Title: Kitchenjig
Post by: vexaph0d on June 14, 2006, 02:58:40 AM
You can refer to me as the Duke of Stale Cheesecake for all I care, honestly.  As for 'gothmongering' and 'satanic,' you must have visited my myspace profile and saw that I wear black eyeliner and visit the cemetary sometimes.  If those are the qualifiers, then Jackie O must have been the Grand Imperial Whore of Gothberg.

And I won't need a bogus title from the EFC from you, but thanks for the offer.  If I need one in the future, I'll give myself one spontaneously.
Title: Kitchenjig
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 14, 2006, 03:03:12 AM
Quote from: vexaph0dYou can refer to me as the Duke of Stale Cheesecake for all I care, honestly.  As for 'gothmongering' and 'satanic,' you must have visited my myspace profile and saw that I wear black eyeliner and visit the cemetary sometimes.  If those are the qualifiers, then Jackie O must have been the Grand Imperial Whore of Gothberg.

And I won't need a bogus title from the EFC from you, but thanks for the offer.  If I need one in the future, I'll give myself one spontaneously.

"Gothmongering".  :lol:
Title: Kitchenjig
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 14, 2006, 03:03:58 AM
Quote from: revidcGreetings, vexaph0d,

I see your cabal accepts no applicants. Swap you a bogus title in the Esoteric Funkmasters Cabal, for one of yours, that is if I can hearafter refer to you as Vexaph0d Ye Satanic Gothmongering Neophite, Tipper Of Thee Words.

If not, no deal, and I'll hearafter refer to you as that anyway.

Regards,

Rev. Ignatious Dryroasted Chaffinch HC

& The Esoteric Funkmasters Cabal comprising of

The Pope With No Name Who Shall Not Be Refrenced,
Pope Erasmus Ratzinger Innocent Smith,
Messiah Pope Clown Shoes.

Please do not discourage bad poetry.

kthxbye.
Title: Kitchenjig
Post by: Felix on July 05, 2006, 06:22:22 AM
That was either a funny song or a bad poem.  Either way, it smacks of Elfman.