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Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: B23.77 on November 25, 2003, 04:39:30 AM

Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: B23.77 on November 25, 2003, 04:39:30 AM
This is not a revolutionary speech.  This is a blab about dust.  What are you but dust if you do not think, not just for yourselves, but about the universe.  What are you but dust regardless of how you think?  Does a dust speck think, and is that thinking any more important than the way you think.  Someday you will be dust, so make it fun and witty before you become Heavenly like dust.  Think about Christianity, which was programmed to exact karma upon Christians.  Think about eternity, in which dust plays a more important role on earth than Einstein and all his rocket science.  Just try to survive eternity, and you cannot ever fail.  This is not a revolutionary speech.  This is a blab about dust.
-St. B, immortal.
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 25, 2003, 04:53:13 AM
All Hail Du- *Eris slap* uh ...Discordia!
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: Bella on November 25, 2003, 04:54:27 AM
I like this.....I will never dust my house again......
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 25, 2003, 04:57:01 AM
You mean, you used to dust your house before?
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: Bella on November 25, 2003, 05:01:15 AM
Shhh! Don't blow my cover story here.....I used to dust my house....once....long ago when I was a nice little Mormon girl.
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 25, 2003, 05:10:29 AM
Mormon girls are never known to be nice. You're just trying to blow my mind. *coughs* It's kind of dusty in here.
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: Bella on November 25, 2003, 05:17:47 AM
Well, shit...another cover story blown to smithereens.

PS: Not my fault it's dusty in your computer....or wherever "here" is.
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 25, 2003, 05:32:39 AM
Nope. It's dust's fault.
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: B23.77 on November 25, 2003, 05:35:19 AM
Mwahahahahahaha!  Megahypersuperduperdust!  Not even Dupont can defeat it!
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 25, 2003, 05:36:51 AM
I propose we use dust in the war against the prairie squid.
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: Bella on November 25, 2003, 05:39:13 AM
I propose we use crop dusters in the war against the prairie squid!
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 25, 2003, 05:41:11 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI propose we use crop dusters in the war against the prairie squid!

You are BRILLIANT!!!!!
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: Bella on November 25, 2003, 05:42:17 AM
MU :twisted:
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: B23.77 on November 25, 2003, 06:07:02 AM
Dust is the root of all crop dusters.   :twisted:
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: Bella on November 25, 2003, 06:16:15 AM
Dust is the root of all.
Title: Revelation Dust
Post by: B23.77 on November 25, 2003, 03:53:35 PM
Mu-sty
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