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Fall River's only charm is that it makes New Bedford look less awful by comparison.

I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County.  Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.

You mean they don't already?

You'll have to do better than that. Remember I live in Pawtucket.

I will, unfortunately, have to resort to the big guns.

Ahem.

May I please retain my county?

Your county is named after a county and town in Rhode Island.

I mean...I DID leave you Fall River!

Gee.  Thanks.  

I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County.  Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.

You mean they don't already?

You'll have to do better than that. Remember I live in Pawtucket.

I will, unfortunately, have to resort to the big guns.

Ahem.

May I please retain my county?

I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County.  Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.

I asked you nicely not to step foot into Bristol County.  I demand Attleboro back and Taun-Taun, which shall be kept with its new name.

No no no, I forgot to mention the second part of the plan:

once Discordianism takes over as the major world religion we all secretly relocate to a different label and become the rebellion against the obnoxious theocracy we created


it'll be fun!

We can call it the No-Discordian Club.

We could build out of cob.  It's a mixture of clay, hay, water, and sand that can be packed together and dries adobe-like.  I've seen a very sturdy structure built from it at an ecovillage.

And permaclture for the motherfucking win.

Too many leaders?  Consensus decision making.  Nothing gets done until everyone agrees it gets done.  That ought to keep things running smoothly.

If we all lived in a commune, wouldn't that make us communists?

I propose the use of hot air balloons on this compound. 

Fuck commune - Discordian nomads.

Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett

Picked it up today after resounding recommendation.

[bums]

That bums me out. Poor Cubans.

The Cubans have an impressive track record of dealing with difficult circumstances.  Following the collapse of the Soviet Union they lost 80% of their oil imports overnight and dealt with it relatively well with things like a comprehensive public transport system and urban gardening projects.

I got INFP.  My stats were close enough that I'm pretty sure if I was in a different mood I'd get something else.

1) Her Decipticon water bottle is kinda cool.
2) She's kinda hot.
3) Calling science a belief system pisses me off.
4) Her definition of Magic also pisses me off.
5) Slide at the 5:30 mark misspells "Relgion".

She's definitely kinda hot.  Can't watch the video at work though.